*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 11:49*

Supadupa Shout out to Will.

Kelly announces that she had a dream about former producer Bobby. She also shares her dream about Eric, he gets fired for mentioning drugs too much on the air. She also had a dream about being raped.

Pugs says that Kelly looks funny today. Kelly has gloves on because of her... ewwwwww eczema. She gets called the girl in the plastic bubble and I look for a horse to jump over her with.. but then I got tired. Kelly complains about her spray on tan and Pugs says she looks like a black chick. Before we go to the break Pugs takes a cheap shot at Kelly about changing her appearance to please her boyfriend.


11:57
*break*
12:10

Pugs calls out Sybil on being bitchy during a commercial spot and believes it is because he "shushed" her. Sybil claims it's because she was really busy during the break Pugs acts out the chaos during the break and I chuckle. Kelly also calls Eric a pussy for not standing up to Sybil.


We now focus our attention to abstinent teens wearing white t-shirts today. Kelly calls her children whores for going to school in red today. This lead to some more Janet talk for some reason even though they promised not to bring it up again. Pugs says that out of everybody that watched the superbowl, only 99 were not offended by Janet's breast. I would like to remind Pugs that 89.8 million people watched the game this year and that 99 people is like not even a fraction of it... but that would make me a smart ass.. Nobody likes a smart ass. The show focuses on the "day of purity" again and for some reason Pugs yells, "PUBERTY!" Kelly complains about nature and evolution. They also discuss the Sexual abstinence Program.. and I start giggling like a girl cause that makes it SAP... Kelly annouces that she wants her kids to have sex.

12:22
*break*
12:29

Kelly believes that a lot of the kids wearing white today are just trying to get points with their mother so that they cans stay out longer. She also calls abstinent kids geeks. Pugs says that while he believes children should be abstinent, they should not be preachy. They all agree that you shouldn't do something with the reason being, "cause Jesus said so," Pugs says kids should go to college to be a whore. I look at my class schedule and see that I am wasting my time with journalism courses and ponder whether or not I should change my major to "whoring". Pugs, in as manic as he can get, proclaims that in order to scare kids into being abstinent, they should go on field trips to trailer parks, orphanages, and abortion clinics. A caller named Carlos calls in and says he isn't in school today because he doesn't want to go. Pugs shares his belief that it's ok to take a day off of school but Kelly, the mommy, acts like a mommy. Carrie calls in and says that she has AIDS and that her daughter's friends like to blow people. Some cat named Bob calls in and says that people who have sex before marriage are more likely to become promiscuous and develop perversions. He complains about the station and says the pre-marital sex affects you thinking. I think to myself.. this dude sounds like he has some seriously messed up issues and wants to push them onto other people to make himself feel better...and I think he sucks.

12:48
*break*
12:59

Kelly takes another shot at Josh Cooperman. Sybil is missing and Pugs wonders if Sybil is moving her bowels. Kelly assures us that Sybil would never move her bowels at the station. They discuss about the bizarre way Sybil decorated the office. She put a "sexy baby" here... a "cat bot" there.. here a "punch drunk barbie"... there a "coconut head" and everywhere a "sticker collage"... Young Miss Sybil had a bizarre office.. EIEIO!... Pugs brings attention to "the Pugs and Kelly science experiment" that Eric and Sybil have stowed away in the office. Over the Christmas break, food had been left out and had formed into a moldy moss. Sybil and Eric, being the amateur biologist that they are, decided to put it in a jar and put it in the corner. Pugs was going to throw it out but instead offers Eric money to eat it. Eric refuses. They do agree that Eric will huff it for twenty bucks, on the condition that he doesn't vomit. They play the recording of it and we are rewarded with the super hip reporting stylings of Sybil and Pugs. *tape played... Pugs is dry heaving.. Sybil is laughing furiously.. and Eric sounds like he took the harshest most vile bong hit ever and he also sounds like the weird alien baby that pops out of the dudes chest in the "Alien"... tape stopped* . Eric explains that his brain still hurts.

1:12
*break*
1:22

Some dude named Matt calls in and claims that he will eat it for Lincoln Park tickets. Pugs wants to be safe about it and puts it off until monday. *Jetson's bell* Bob Reno from http://www.badjocks.com calls in to celebrate the site's fourth anniversary. He also says that badjocks.com is challenging Barry Bonds to a drug test for twenty bucks. In regard to Barry Bonds steroid use Pugs quotes the Beatles, "Let it be.." He reminds us that people use to do speed and coke back in the day. Bob has call waiting and that's not cool. They also discuss the trend of high school coach sex scandals. Bob brings up his favorite bad jock stories from over the years IE. the wrestling coach that bit off the head of a bird and the Australian golf ball hogs that got booted off somebody else's "turf" and chased him down and beat the piss out of him in front of a police station, only to find out that it was the wrong guy.

1:36
*break*
1:44

ME IS PRODUCER!

Pugs goes blank but remembers that he was suppose to plug something for somebody. After a moment of confusion he remembers that it had something to do with the Bowling for Soup guys in Denton. *Jetson's bell* Eric from Bowling for Soup calls in and annouces the mondo-band acoustic jam session at Reign. Pugs says that Eric isn't a big celebrity. Eric shares that Chris, also from Bowling for Soup, got married to the British chick.

Pugs ask for a commercial but the audio vault is down and the is massive scrambling.. panic... chaos... everybody gets frightened and a trumpet sounds... a star falls from the sky and a 1/3 of the world's population dies.

Despite the horror of the vault being down, the show presses on into reality TV talk. Pugs proclaims his great love for reality TV. Kelly explains the premise of "The Apprentice" and this somehow leads to more women bashing. Pugs says women can't work together and that they need men. He also claims that women only win with sex. Sounds like Pugs believes that men are the master race. He explains that women are utlra-passive when they work with men but fight for the super bitch title when working with other chicks. Kelly talks about how women take things way too personally and about how men just blow things off. Some lady named Keigen calls in and talks about how women can't work together because they aren't allowed to play team sports. This of course leads to the softball talk again and Kelly lets everyone know that she doesn't want to be a teenage mother.

2:09
*break*
2:26

The show has way too much stuff to give away and decide that they will let callers start claiming everything but the Lincoln Park tickets. The first few callers are idiots and claim the Lincoln park tickets. Eventually everything is given away and this small crisis is remedied.

Club P & K welcomes Lisa and Rick from Ivy's Bayou Bistro, http://www.ivysbayoubistro.com/ and the crew enjoys the original Mardi gras margaritas. Pugs even breaks his Atkins diet to enjoy one... rebel.... Kelly walks down memory lane and brings up when they got totally bombed on the air from Ivy's hurricanes last year, I just want to say that was the best damn show ever, classic.. purely classic... more drunk P & K please. Pugs sounds like a Nazi again. He calls Rick useless and demands to know "who's the boss" Lisa and Rick share that they just got married yesterday.. congratulations!... And we end Club P and K with more props for the hurricanes.

2:37
*break
2:43

Everyone sounds buzzed. Pugs says that there will be no funny sucker and instead they will do the news. He also goes an a rant about how kids should not have flowers delivered to their class rooms and makes a reference to "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" . Kelly wonders where kids get the money to deliver flowers.

NEWS

1. In Georgia some lady stopped to helped a motorist but found that the motorist was exposing himself. He also offered her twenty dollars to flash him. She took a picture with her camera phone.
Kelly wants to know when they are getting their camera phones. Pugs can't decide what to do with these people. He starts to suggest Soprano-esque solutions... breaking their knee caps... punching them in the face. Kelly gets people doing this sort of thing to her all the time and Sybil shares her experience with perverts. Kelly takes a shot at Eric calling him one of the guys that would probably do something like that.

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:53*

FIN

I Heard It Dude

Sybil Giggle- 6*
Comments about Eric being gay- 0
Bell Dings- 4
Buzzer- 1
Will Shoutouts- 3

*I did not count the laughing on the recording

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Show starts at 12:04 because Howard had Courtney Love on and she is crazy.

Everybody says hello. Kelly says no valentine's this year because it is stupid. She also used the word impotence.. Hehehe.. Next few minutes sound like a contract negation between Pugs and Kelly, Pugs wants sex.... Kelly wants romance.. Pugs agrees to the romance if she is willing to go with the anal.


Kelly brings up Sybil's boyfriend. Sybil talks about how her boyfriend is going to be receiving a tax refund and said that she hinted at what he could do with that money. She impersonates his response with a thick Texas drawl.. "I thought we could wait a couple of years for that. but I will if you want me to."" Pugs says that she should dump him.... I raise my hand and start talking about how I'm a good catch, that even though I don't have a real job or any ambitions in life that I would treat her like a queen and make her the most important part of my day and that I would be honored if she would marry me.. Then I realized that I was talking to the radio. Kelly calls Sybil a catch but Pugs doesn't think he could date her, apparently she pouts way too much for his liking... again I start to say that I'm young and stupid and she could pout all she wants and I'll give in and stuff cause I don't know any better.. Then I realize that nobody can hear me. Kelly ends everything by saying, "No marriage talk around valentines,"

*break*

We come back to softball talk and Kelly proclaims that Pugs has a penis... good for you Pugs! Kelly is really mad. Josh Cooperman, a sales guy, got a mean voice mail from Sybil about how it's wrong that the girls can't play. They play Josh's reply to this message... he says women never show up and if they do, they complain. Kelly is really mad. Kelly says she wishes Pugs will have nothing but girls. Pugs said that if he did he would push them to do "girl things". Kelly calls cheerleaders whores. Josh is really hateful of women. I think its great. He made of list about why women shouldn't play softball... and Kelly is really mad.

1. Women don't want to pay because "they're girls"
2. Women want to be pitcher and that is a position that takes way too much skill.
3. Women can't run, hit, catch or throw.
4. "I can't make it tonight" women call in at the last second to say they aren't going to show up.
5. Sometimes women don't show up at all.

During this list Kelly found the time to make anti-Semitic insults and take a shot at Kevin the trainer. She is also really mad. A few girls call in.. blah blah blah.... Pugs also belittles Rachel from the sales department.

*break*

More mudslinging... Pugs says that women will use softball as an excuse to buy a cute new outfit. Kelly wants something in pink and also makes the accusation that Josh is a "shoe fag". Kelly is really mad. She disses Fitz and says that he won't show up. Kelly also calls all of the guys at the station fat slobs and pansies. Bobby Slayton joins the crew for more he-man woman hating. He notices that Kelly has bigger breast. Slayton suggest that the women go, "run around with the retards". He made me spit up my diet Dr. Pepper.

*break*
*the greatest PSA on anal sex ever. EVER!*

Bobby Slayton takes a shot at Dennis Miller. He also suggests that instead of calling anal sex "anal sex" they should call it "quality time". He manages to plug his appearance at the Addison Improve and his CD at a hundred miles an hour and finishes his rant with more Kelly boob talk. Pugs takes a couple of cheap shots at Tyson's age.. "He's this many!".. that made me giggle like a bitch. Slayton says that anniversaries are as important to women as MLK is to blacks, as Yom Kippur is to the Jews, as Halloween is to gays. Slayton says some almost racist remarks about Mexicans but calls them good people. He says they're good at having picnics. He also says that picnics are for homeless people. Around this time I pass out because Slayton talks so fast that I can't breath when I'm writing notes. I manage to hear a shot at Arabs.. But again, "they're good people". Slayton also says that Kelly is really nice looking until she opens her mouth, then she is the wicked witch of the west. Mr. Slayton also thinks that Kelly shouldn't be on the show.

*break*

What is a blog? Internet nerds are lazy. Is Will doing something for us?

They talk about their predictions for "The Apprentice" and about Phoebe's wedding on Friends. They also seem to agree that truckers get bored on the road. Pugs plays inspirational music during the serial killer story. He says that he is not worried because the killer is only killing hookers and that he wasn't scared of Dalmer cause he's not gay or Asian. They run down a list of the serial killers and talk about which ones weren't scary. An idiot caller, Jake, calls in and claims that the serial killer story is a conspiracy to keep hookers away from the truck stops. Kelly and Pugs take turns making fun of him. Pugs brings up Seinfeld and Kelly talks about how easy it is to kill hookers because they are willing to get in your car and be alone with you. Pugs shares his desire to have the country terrorized by a good ol' fashion serial killer.

*break*

We come back to Kelly burping.
The gang talks about how Kerry was banging interns. They also make a big stink about how reporters have no integrity. yeah.. Ok guys. They get upset because they missed some dude on the news getting shot.

News @ 2:20

1. Man catches wife cheating on him at a Voyeur site
A caller calls it fake but Pugs verifies the source cause he's knows.. He knows.

2. The three evil pharmacist in Denton got fired for not giving a rape victim a "morning after" pill.
Put a notch in us Good Guys' belt. eat it Christian conservative right!

3. 10 teachers taken to hospital for eating weed cake.
*Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album starts playing* Kelly says it probably tasted like ass.

4. Lingerie Halftime show spawns a league.
I'm sure something was said about this headline, but I was too busy crying in the corner for all the really messed up next generation football fans and their F'ed up fetishes.

*break*

5. "Kidnapped" girl makes phony help message. it was a joke and cops swarmed.
Pugs says that he use to make funny expressions to passing cars in the back seat of his mother's car and then. she would beat him.. Kelly says that she would go to the supermarket and scream, "YOU AREN'T MY MOTHER!"

6.Indians (feathered variety) are upset at Outkast for their Grammy performance
Pugs beats himself with his microphone. Everyone agrees that being a Jew with funny sideburns isn't cool but being Indian is.

7. Simpson's movie announced. YAAAAY!
Kelly manages to pull out an "Airplane" quote.. It made me smile.

8. Toughest Guy's List has Hillary Clinton at #25.
Pugs calls the list gay. He also says that Bret Farve and Hilary Clinton have nothing in common. Kelly reminds him that Hilary Clinton could kick his ass and Pugs agrees.

* "I'm Coming Home" @ 2:52*

FIN

I heard it Dude.
(IHID)

Sybil Giggle- 11
Comments about Eric being gay- 1
Bell Dings- 7
Buzzer- 1
Will shout out- 1

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