NOTE!!!! I missed a good chunk of the show today dealing with family affairs.... Don't like it? tough.... suckah. Ok, I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience to some of you. I've received e-mails from people, who can't listen all the time, thanking me for keeping them up to date with the show. I would like to thank Sybil for keeping me up with the segments that I missed. She rocks.... suckah.


Since I need something to write, I'll tell you a little bit about me. I'm 20 years old. I live in Fort Worth. I own Turtles... I'm a video game/comic book/cartoon/music/movie dork. I don't really have too many friends, not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I listen to the Rocky Soundtrack when I'm unhappy... I listen to Moody Blues when I'm really depressed and wanna feel worse. I want to be a writer. I love amateur porn. I love aquatic pets. I know a lot about fish. When I grow up I want to be a robot or a pirate or a ninja... maybe I can be all three... I'll study hard in school and everything. In life I really only desire attractive ladies who are into casual sex and have low standards... that's all you need to know about me.


Seg. 1: Divorce talk. I got to hear a split second of this and I heard Shemp saying that the kids told him that Tyson was going to get them muzzles for Christmas.

Seg. 2: White Trash Party plug. Then we took calls on what makes a white trash outfit complete. I heard a little bit of this. Pugs had to dump himself out, I think he said Mickey Mouse is pussy, when we come back he says Mickey Mouse is wussy and they take a break to rebuild the dump.

Seg. 3: New Mexico bill to make Breathalyzers mandatory in all cars. Didn't hear anything of this... sorry.... shut up... no YOU SUCK!

ok... this is when I was able to start taking notes...

12:39
Cody is wearing a DragonBall Z shirt. He claims the Japanese writing on it says Dragonball Z.. as an Asian all I can tell you is... HA!... Pugs wonders where you can get t-shirts like that and Cody says that stores like Hot Topic or you can order off of websites. Pugs informs us that his voice acting career might be over. He went over to Fort Worth... funimation... and met a dicky receptionist. When he walked into the building the receptionist was in the middle of a personal call and told him to hold on. Pugs, being the pinnacle of patience that he is, stood there waiting.... waiting... waiting.... and waiting... Finally, one of the dudes he was to meet with come to the lobby to look for him. They start to walk to the back when the receptionist hangs up and informs Pugs that he ha to sign in. Then, he asks if Pugs has #6. Pugs has no idea what he was talking about so the receptionist tells him its a badge. Pugs remembers that he took it home with him and the receptionist says, "I'm gonna have to have you bring that back to me," Pugs gives him a smart ass remark, patience is slipping. The receptionist wheels from behind the desk and Pugs was shocked. What do you do to a guy in a wheel chair? Pugs says that handicap people are dicks because their lives suck and he also tells a story about his brother-in-law getting pissed on by a handicap guy. They also remind us that Sybil made of "a retarded". She claims she didn't know that the kid was retarded.. yeah, right.

12:56
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1:07

Pugs tells us that real Irish bars have books and board games... then this brings us back to the handicappable and retarded... where was the connection there... Irish... retarded... hmmmm... Holly calls in to inform us that as a kid she tricked a retarded child into eating rabbit poop by telling him that it was chocolate... you evil bitch. Kelly says that Holly is going to hell. A dude named Joe says that being handicapped isn't a free "dick" pass. Pugs says that "special" people want to be treated special but Kelly says that her and Pugs want to be treated special too. Leslie calls in and says that she got yelled at by the parents of handicap kids for being in a handicap area without being "special". She said that she got pissed off and told them to stop being retarded and was forced to leave by security.... stupid chick.... Kelly thinks that handicap people get all the breaks. Mary, a one legged lady, says that on her trip to Cancun she took her leg off to go swimming and the kids stole it to play with it in the kiddie pool. Some cat calls in to say that in high school this bitch use to run people down in the hallways so be tied her back wheels. A police officer says that he and his partner got their asses beat by a one legged man... I would have paid to see that... That's a funny visual.

1:27
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1:39

White trash party plug again. Everybody from the show says they're going. Charles Rich, premier master of lawyerin', joins the show and reveals that he was a 13 year old drunkard. Pugs wonders if a judge ever denies a divorce. Charles says that he can think of two such cases. One where a guy moved from Pennsylvania to Texas to get divorced and one where the judge was a religious nut. Charles also lets us know that nobody, under any circumstances, should ever...EVER marry James Brown, thanks for the legal advice Charles. A lady calls in and says that her husband's mistress claims to be pregnant with his baby. Charles says that when you cheat, you should cheat up so that your woman doesn't get offended. Charles says that he gets to hear funny stories all the time... call him with your funny legal problems at 1-800-bail-out.

didn't get the time
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2:10

We come back with Kelly being all alone and obviously stalling. She plugs just about everything there is to plug...except for my blog.... damn you woman. Pugs is back and we get a call. *Jetson's bell* Its Lyle Wayne/Wayne Lyle and Smith. They're in New Orleans for Mardi gras. They are also drunk off their asses. Lyle keeps referring to themselves as "the fat man and the black man" and did I mention that he is really drunk? He asks a girl if she would like to talk on the air and she says no. He then asks her if she would flash for some beads.. she says no. The phone gets handed to Smith and he informs us that he was given a bag of condoms. HE is also drunk but he's not belligerent like Lyle is. Pugs says that he wants to go to New Orleans and Charles Rich tells him that he will take Pugs to New Orleans if he gets laid.

2:10
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2:23

Club P & K is hosted by Trinity Hall today.Trinity Hall is the best Irish Pub in Dallas according to Pugs. Marius, who is really Irish looking, and James are representing Trinity Hall today and they both talk funny. Pugs feels the need to prove his Irish heritage and talks about the friendly atmosphere that's inside of an Irish Pub. They feed on cornbeef and cabbage while Marius and James push the Irish vodka. www.trinityhall.tv

2:36
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2:48

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT

1. The first arrest from the porn DVD car player story has happened.
Sybil mispronounces the city and Pugs and Kelly give her a had time. She did this yesterday too. Its been a while since she's done stuff like this and I think its great. Pugs decides that he should eat the food that Trinity Hall left because if he doesn't Fitz will. Paco sends an IM to Pugs saying that he use to rub his tacos on the floor and leave them in the hallway so that Fitz would eat shitty tacos.

2. A man with a prosthetic leg beat a man with it.

3. Ecstasy machine are now available in Russia
Kelly wants to know when the next remote to Moscow is going to be.

4. There is a rumor that David Guest and Diana Ross are getting married... one gay icon at a time.

Josh Cooperman, he man woman hater specialist, calls in to say that Fitz doesn't wash his hands after he uses the restroom... how uncouth.

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:54*

since I didn't get to hear the whole show today I didn't count anything... I did hear that Pugs was mighty friendly with the dings today.. so my estimation.. dings- 100... there... take nothing and like it.

ALL YOU DRUNKARDS!!!! Call the weekend debris line this weekend... 214.583.BJ18

comments/paris hilton links/suggestions/pictures of baby animals E-mail will at castorprometheus@hotmail.com

IMPORTANT NOTE!!!

I was on several differnt night time formula flu medication while writing this blog... so I aplogize if it doesn't make sense... I tried to follow my notes but they keep moving around.


*"El Distorto De Melodica"@10:34*

We start the show with Pugs saying that the show reads a lot funnier than it actually is. He says that they should just have the super bad ass blogger Will write the show everyday. For the first time in my life, I feel appreciated. Kelly and Tyson are having problems. Tyson is in New York hanging out with Greg the Plumber and Kelly is upset that he didn't invite her along. He claims that he invited her but Kelly says that a bunch of bull. She says that she wouldn't have been able to just take off for a week but it would have been nice if he invited her along. Pugs claims that they have real jobs. They don't play a child's sport and they don't get to take 3/4 of the year off. Pugs says that there are some big time behind the scenes radio stuff is shaking down the industry. Kelly reveals that everybody is quite disturbed by it. Tyson offer her no real comfort and tells her to just get another job. ON top of that, Kelly says that Tyson thought she was just overreacting until a friend ,that is in the industry, of Greg the Plumber told him how worried he was. Kelly thinks that Tyson doesn't believe anything that a woman says until its verified by a man.

10:46
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10:54

The crew explains that the changes have to do with indecent stuff on the air and will truly only affect the broadcasters. A man calls in and says that his wife didn't listen to him about baby advice until it was confirmed by her mother. Kelly believes it is because men don't normally specialize in that field. Pugs explains that women tend to babble on and on about nothing and that's why guys tend to tune them out. Kelly gets a "ding" from Pugs for saying that women should just shut up... I second that ding with a "dong"... Pugs gives us a little peek into the commercial breaks when he says that the girls, he includes Eric in this bunch, just "quack quack quack quack" and he just zones out. Pugs also says that after the show people just ramble on like a bunch of idiots. Robert calls in to give Kelly some advice. He informs Kelly that all she needs to do is to tell Tyson to respect his elders. Kelly tells us that her son does this too and Pugs agrees that this is behavior learned from dealing with mom. Moms just nag and nag and nag but, Dad just has to tell you once. Pugs gets further into it and says that guys tell concise stories... cause we're smart. Women tell these log heavily detailed stories.. cause they're dumb. Pugs starts to quack again, then he starts to talk like a woman having a heart attack, then he goes completely nuts, and finishes it off with a huge scream... no more coffee for that man.... Pugs also says that the hardest thing about dating a woman is listening to her go on and on about pointless things and pretending to care. Kelly calls BS on guys telling concise stories and points out that when guys get together they do nothing but shoot the shit. Pugs explains that it is because guys can tell each other to shut up. A guy can't tell that to woman without getting a slap. Megan calls in and says the her boyfriend blabs all the time and Kelly says that Shemp use to do the same thing. Pugs calls men like that "lilly men". Kelly says that she well start a sentence sometimes and then finish it in her head... I think that's so silly Kelly but I still love you just the same... So I learned from this segment that women paint a long and unnecessary picture... kind of like this blog... hmmmm.

Didn't get the time cause I was cooking
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11:28

Pugs plays the "depressing music" while he reads Jack's very depressing e-mail. His wife, of seven years, just left him. She is a drug addict and they have a four year old, that they've raised from four months, that they are in the process of adopting. He says that he refused to have sex with her and that she took off and is now banging her cousin's cousin... yuck.... He's afraid the court will put the kid in a two parent household if they find out about the upcoming divorce. Jack is now on the phone and says that she is/was a dancer and fancies the cocaine and speed. Jack also reveals that she had a sugar daddy and he believes that they never "did" anything... that poor poor man.... Kelly says to move the adoption along faster and to stall the divorce as much as possible. She tells him to try his best not to piss her off and Pugs says that "the bitch" shouldn't be around him or the kid. *Jetson's bell* Charles Rich up in the hizouse. Charles speaks so legal talk and my head spins. He explains that in custody battles that if one of the parents test positive for something stronger than weed, then the other parent gets custody. Pugs warns to not use the child as a punishment to the woman and tells Jack to keep his head up.. keep on keeping on... and all that other mess. Kelly ponders which horribly depressing story they should do next.

I don't know why I didn't write the time down.. give me a break I'm sick
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11:57

Welcome to lunch... How is a nice big plate of RAPE FOR YOU?!?!?!? A former female kicker from Colorado University, Katie Hnida, recently told Sports Illustrated that she was raped b a member of the football team. Pugs takes the time to explain what Division 1-A is to Kelly because she is a girl. Pugs says that this would have never had happened if Katie would have never played a man's game goes on to read that she never cut the mustard at CU and transferred to New Mexico. Pugs also brings up the allegations that strippers were raped during recruitment parties. Pugs explains that recruiting parties are designed to get high school kids to sign on to a football program. So they offer 17 year olds what they want... sex. Kelly says that DJs get similar things from radio stations that want to recruit but that they've yet to get anything like that. Kelly talks about how funny it is to see the little kicker guys get scared when all hell breaks loose during a football game while Pugs goes into o his girls shouldn't play men sports mode again. They play some of the sound clips from Gary Barnett, he got suspended for saying that she was a crappy kicker. Kelly calls Barnett's comments "dicky" and Pugs points out that all coaches are dicks. Pugs says that if she was raped then that is tragic. He also believes that Barnett said she sucked at football because he believes that the chick is just trying to run his program into the ground. Pugs hypothesizes that the coach truly believes that his boys are innocent and that he lashed out cause she lashed out. Pugs says that if a girl gets assaulted then it is her obligation to report it. Kelly disagrees, she believes that it is her obligation to survive it. Kelly says that you don't want to have your life out there e for the world to see and when you report it that is what happens.

ok I wrote 12:2R... I don't know why... sorry
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12:36

we're back to finish lunch off with... more kicker rape! Pugs wonders why a pretty blonde would want to put herself in an "odd man out" situation. Kelly says that Katie should be use to it by now, she played high school ball too. Kelly asks about Rudy and Pugs says that it is different because Rudy was a boy. *hammering noises* Pugs wants to know what the hell is going on. *hammering noises* Sybil runs her cute little self in there and explains that WILD 100 is doing some construction next door and decided to do it during the mid day show... well Russ isn't gonna take that crap... *hammering noises* Moving back to rape talk. Kelly says that some people just don't want to deal with it. *hammering noises* you can't ask somebody that has gone through a tragedy to think logically. A caller says that the soundclip makes it sound like the coach was saying that she got raped because she sucked at football... *hammering noises* Kelly reveals her worse fear to be that she would find out that she put people in danger because she never reported her assault. Pugs says that if you fire every coach that is a dick then you'd have no coaches anymore. A caller asks Pugs if he was raped would he report it. Pugs says absolutely. This almost starts an argument.. Kelly starts to explain a point and Pugs gets loud... Kelly tries to explain her point again and Pugs gets loud... Kelly gets loud and Pugs says, "hey settle down"... hahahaha GENIUS! Pugs says that no girl will ever put another girl on a football team again and proclaims his bad ass badmitton skills. Kelly calls BS. on that. Pugs wraps it up by recapping the facts from the story.

1:10
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1:23

Mr. Skin... MR SKIN! Mr. Skin is having a pizza party to celebrate e the new website design that they are unleashing today. Pugs has massive orgasm while they talk Chicago pizzas. Pugs says that they are willing to give the very sought after Lincoln Park tickets to somebody that can stump Mr. Skin. *Most awesome theme music for a guest ever starts to play* Mr Skin says to look out for Euro Trip cause its filled with nudity. Pugs asks if the about the new trend of teen sexploitation films is promising for Mr. Skin. Skin says its great but not as good as "the golden years" of 80-85. Pugs points out that nobody wants to take the Skin challenge. Skin also pushes the DVD release "Nina Takes a Lover" starring the very busty Laura San Giacomo, there is no nudity but her in a bikini is to die for. Skin also talks about the Vulcan broad from "Enterprise" in Canada they had a butt shot of her. OK, now the listeners have some balls. Skin of course can't be stumped and during all this non-stumping Pugs asks Skin if he has the full legnth Paris Hilton video on DVD. Skin says he does but must wait a few days before he can send it out... this is all very hush hush... Then a man called in.. a mighty man... a man with a name... that man, Keith. Keith had a mission... that mission.. to stump Mr. Skin and win Lincoln Park tickets... Keith did it. KEITH OWNED MR. SKIN!!!! BOOYA BITCH! Illa Howel from a movie called "Bloodsucking Freaks"... again congratulations Keith... you're praise will be sung for all eternity.

1:56
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2:11


Pugs wants to talk about the Peace Corps. He asks why is it that they don't advertise on TV. Kelly says that during the Clinton adminstration they advertised a lot and Pugs ignores her. He says the reason that they don't advertise is because they don't want the richy snobby kids to mix amongst the regular trash. Pugs says that the peace corps offers better networking than college ever could. Pugs asks if Samoa is a third world country and Kelly thought they were Eskimos or cookies. Pugs starts to fill out a application to test how easy it is to get in.

2:25
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2:40

NEWS
1. Relative of the missing family in Mississippi is offering a reward for the missing family.
Pugs says they're all dead because they found gunshots, blood, and the kid's asthma medicine was left.... they also play a very emotional clip of the grandparents and it relally touched me.

2. The band, Hell on Earth is offering the cannibalism of a corporate executive.
Kelly thinks its stupid but Pugs calls them marketing geniuses.

3. In Fort Worth a father of three is being charged with making his children have sex with one another.
Sybil sounds way too chipper reading this story, as she always does when reading horrible stories about kids, Pugs cuts her off half way and tells her to move on.

4. A man suffering with pica, an eating disorder that drives you to eat everything but normal food, had twelve pounds worth of coins removed from his stomach. He died later from complications
Pugs asks if when he farts does it sound like *cash register* .. give himself the *honk honk* And kelly asks if the surgery would be considered a withdrawal *honk honk*

5. A student Bondage Club, CUFFS. Is being charged with assault even though the publicly displayed whipping was consensual.

6. Stuttering John, producer from the Howard Stern show, is new announcer for the Jay Leno show.
Pugs says good for him and asks to get him on the show tomorrow to answer some questions. Kelly says that even though he is a producer for Howard he can only make so much and bottom out.

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:55"*



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*"El Distorto De Melodica" @10:23*


Everybody gives their usual robotic hellos and Pugs asks if I am still working on the blog. Sybil says she read it this morning and assures Pugs that it is funny. I also realize that Pugs says my name really funny, he puts a little something extra on the "LL". Kelly's son Declan is sick today and is in the office. Kelly says that people assume that Declan is black, because of his name, and Pugs says that's stupid. Pugs reminds us that Declan isn't black while Kelly explains that she discussed gays with Declan last night. They bring Declan on the air and he's obviously faking it. They get sidetracked, as usual, and ask Declan if he remember 9/11. He says that he doesn't know and Kelly tells him to stop playing stupid. He admits that he doesn't remember watching it on TV but, he has learned it in school. I would like to say that is awesome. When I was a kid they never tried to explain current events. I had to read about what happened in Iraq years later. Anyway, Pugs brings attention back to gay talk and Declan says he doesn't know what one is. He seems to be reaching and starts hitting himself in the head to search for the answer. Kelly tells him to stop playing dumb and informs him that nobody like a dumb kid. Deck reveals that he learned the word from his father and everybody just laughs and laughs. In an attempt to clarify, Deck says that daddy talks to Big Gay Steven and that's where he heard the word. Big Gay makes a well overdue appearance and is as flamboyantly gay as ever.... I like the Big Gay Steven. First, Pugs makes a funny and asks if Declan sees a difference between Big Gay and Eric.. *honk honk*... then he asks if he sees a difference between Pugs and Big Gay. Declan says yes and claims that he is OK with homosexuality. Pugs points out that Kelly told him about gays the night before and today he had to call in sick. Deck also shows his admiration for MLK and reveals that he has 2 black friends. HE also says that he has 2 Jewish friends but not here in Texas.

10:36
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10:43

We're back with "Ask Declan". Kelly asks Declan if the divorce has bothered him at all and he gives very prepared responses. Pugs accuses him of being brainwashed and Kelly attempts to cover up the conspiracy. HE does point out they both seem happier now and that he has dreams of getting little brothers. Pugs totally craps on his parade... dick.... Deck says that his little sister is annoying because she talks while he does his homework.. I hate my sister too, kill her now Declan before she becomes worse... Declan says that McKenna is a bitch like his mommy.. Ok he didn't say bitch.. I just thought that would have been funny. A caller wants to know if Tyson hogs all the toys and I laugh like a weeded up hyena. Bo, another caller, wants to know if Declan has noticed mommy's new "additions". He has no idea what people are talking about. He only knows that mommy was in the hospital for a little bit. He is completely oblivious to the excellent new boobage.

10:50
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10:54

We take another massive 180 that we all love about the show. We go from talking to Kelly's young son to... SEX TOYS! Pugs and Kelly discuss when sex toys debuted and Kelly reveals that she found her mother's vibrator back in the 80s. Pugs wants to know if its weird for a guy to own one because he owns a vibrator. He claims that it has never been open though... yeah.. sure.... Pugs points out that Sybil had a hug CHEST.... of toys. She says that after they went through them all on the air, she threw them all out. She is rebuilding her new collection though. Eric explains that he owns a toy cause he likes his backdoor being tickled and then he takes the time to explain pocket pussies to Pugs... as if the name didn't explain itself. A man named Charlie calls in and says that under any circumstance a man should never ever own a toy. I bet he's boring in the sack. Pugs says that Valerie, the news and weather chick, is crazy and probably has a billion. Phoebe calls in and says that girls have toy parties and I think that is so hot, I have a vivid imagination. Jonathan calls in and talks about the "real dolls" that cost like 3000 bucks. Kelly calls any man that drops that kind of cash on a sex doll a loser. Pugs paints a way too vivid picture of what a date with a "real doll" would be like. A cute sounding 23 year old named Jessica calls in to tell everybody that her friends meet up once a month and show off their sex toys. Pugs gets really turned on by this and I look to score with him while he's all nice and bothered. Jen-I calls in and explains that some girls need toys to get off. She explains that if a girl doesn't know how to give herself an orgasm then why should she expect a guy to know. I nominate Jen-I for mayor of Texas. Kelly says that when a girl fakes it, a guy will just keep doing the things that he thought worked and that the chick isn't doing herself any favors.

11:24
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11:36

A 91 year old woman's arms are amputated after she is mauled by a pit bull in orange county... welcome to lunch time folks!... The pit bull belonged to her great grandson and was named Zion. Kelly calls her one old tough broad and explains that old people die from slipping in the bathroom. Everybody agrees that old people don't really need their arms. Kelly and Pugs reveal their plans, once again, to get into heroin when they get old. Eric calls in and says that the dog isn't evil its the people raising them. Pugs fires back by saying that the breed were made to be fighters. He agrees that the dog isn't evil but its in their blood. Kelly says that you don't read about collies freaking out and ripping peoples arms off. Pugs calls people who own pit bulls, overly macho losers that have the desire to be tough so bad that they need a killer. He says that anybody who says, "my dog could take your dog," is messed up.. I call them dickless wonders... but that's just me.

11:51
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11:56

We are welcomed back with more armless old people talk. Pugs says that the dogs should be banned. He admits that its not the dog's fault, its the people. People know what they are buying when they buy into that breed, its a monster. A caller named Ray says that his kids are more afraid of their mother's pussy dog than his killer dogs. Kelly calls his kids stupid. Ray says that his dogs only understand German and Pugs finds that a bit creepy. oh.. and hahahaha... Pugs says that Krysta, Sybil's older sister, got nipped by his dog. Right after he said that, I start making fun of her on AIM. Jonathan calls in and says that the media only reports the pit bull mauling and covers up the non-pit bull attacks. He explains that it is a great conspiracy. Kelly says that they haven't received the memo from the top cats to only report the pit bull attacks. Pugs points out that they did report the worse dog mauling and it was a couple of Mastiffs. An animal cop calls in and says that the cities just don't have the budget room to regulate dogs better. He also says that all breeds were bred for specific reasons and that not all breeds can fulfill that function in the present day.

12:27
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12:42

A man named Sean/Shawn/Shuan sends in a poorly written and misinformed e-mail. Eric battles back with the real facts because he is a bad ass like that. A woman e-mails and asks if a man can tell if a woman is faking it. Pugs says he thinks he can tell but realizes that there is no way to prove that. This brings us to... *Jetson's bell* Dawn Yanek from Stuff Magazine, who I am told is really hot. Dawn says that guys can't always tell. Pugs admits that when a woman starts to have one, guys get excited and WEEEEEEE. They talk about the Carmen Electra nd Dave Navarro show and Pugs calls them a couple of stupids. Kelly is outraged that "c" list celebrities are becoming "a" listers because of reality TV. We move on to the "party girls". Pugs wonders where they all came from and Kelly points out that we are in Dallas and its everywhere. Pugs asks if women are looking for good looks and Dawn says that women want the starving artist type. Pugs points out that they only want the hot starving artist type and the ladies all agree. Dawn reveals, after Pugs' line of questioning, that she is not a lesbian and is living in sin. She then announces that she is getting married to the dude she's been with for 8 years... Congratulations Dawn. Dawn says that there are better places to pick up women than the bars. The street is the example she gives and I totally agree. You can pick up several quality women off the street...... Dawn also says that she has real boobs. Josh calls in and asks why men must initiate conversation. Dawn explains that they just do and to live with it... suckah. Pugs shares his scared emotions that he gets when he talks to a girl. A man calls in and says that he is dating a woman that is only 3 years older than his daughter and that he can't get it on enough to please her... loser.

1:11
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1:25

Pugs proclaims his love for Paris Hilton and his distaste for Sarah Jessica Parker. Eric proclaims his love for Sarah Jessica Parker and his distaste for Paris Hilton. *NOTE* around this time I got a super secret urgent mission and that needed to be taken care of... being the super bad ass spy that I am I managed to finish my mission and get back to working on my show notes *THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS* I get back to the show just in time to hear Kelly call Rick Solomon a scum bag. Kelly says that it is typical that girls like Paris Hilton and Shannen Doherty would find a sleazeball like Solomon attractive. Solomon has released the whole video to prove his innocence.. wha? Kelly believes that Doherty looks like she could be fat at any minute. A caller says that the new full release is more graphic and awesome and Pugs says he wants a DVD copy of it.

1:44
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1:58

Pugs says that he wants a ford GT. He shows it to Kelly and Kelly says it looks like a camaro or a berlinetta. Kelly believes that the racing stripe makes it look hokey and Pugs says it looks bad ass. Pugs ask Kent if he digs it and Kent digs.. he digs. Kelly says it makes it look like you have a small penis and Pugs reminds her that he makes everyone aware that he has a small penis. Pugs asks how a really expensive car could be white trashy and Kelly reminds us that Paris Hilton is a really expensive chick but she is white trashy.

I didn't get the time
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2:19

Nobody is interested in the bachelorette anymore, according to Pugs. He still plugs the bachelorette watching party though. Kelly says she hates Trista because she talks baby speak. Pugs lets everyone know that he has Atkins breath and Sybil lets everyone know that Pugs has Atkins gas.

NEWS

1 "Meals to Die For" the cook for the Huntsville state prison is making a cookbook filed with "last meals".
Kelly says that they were going to do that but then realizes that she is not sure if that was them or another radio show. Pugs reminds us that it was them and Somehow that turns into more shots at born again Christians.

2. The Philly fanatic had his head stolen and a radio show got it back.
Pugs is still pissy about getting the funny sucker for the Philly fanatic joke.

3. An elementary school janitor named, Olean Bodine, shoved a crap covered broom handle into the face of a substitute teacher and faces assualt charges.
OLEAN BODINE IMITATIONS ALL AROUND!

4. A store owner in Cleveland found man dangling from the ceiling of his store. The burglar was trying to sneak in through the vents.
Pugs and Eric explain the finer points of chimneys to Kelly.

5. Conan makes a funny apology to Canada.
Kelly says that they shouldn't apologize and Pugs says the same exact thing three more times with different wording.

2:35
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2:41

5. The "Big Fat Greek Wedding" people are asking the "Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee" people to change the name of the show.
Pugs says that stupid people think like that and we are reminded that the "Big Fat Greek Life" show sucked monkey ass.

6. Sex and the City is coming to the big screen.
Kelly calls Sarah Jessica Parker a scud.

7. The Palmolive chick died.
They all talk about the commercial and act it out... I'm totally lost... Pugs can't remember what she looked like and Kelly explains to a caller that a scud is a monet.

9. Angel, the Buffy spin off, is going away.
Nobody cares. Kelly says that her ex-husband was way into vampires. Pugs says that's why they split up.

10. Paul Reiser and Jeff Goldblum are filming a pilot where Reiser is a playboy.
Pugs sidetracks the show, as usual, to talk about the old detergent commercial with the stereotypical mystical oriental line delivery.. "Ancient Chinese Secret..." Pugs says that commercials made the "Orientals" untrustworthy.

11. Johnny Cash's song Ring of Fire is no longer being used for a hemroid commercial.

12. Scarlett Johansson is gong to be the new cover girl.
Kelly calls her damn hot. She finds it hard not to look at her and hopes that the "soft" look will come in style.

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:53*

I Heard It Dude

Sybil Giggle- 2
Comments on Eric being gay - 1/2
Bells dings- 4
buzzer- 1
Will shoutout- 1

comments/pictures of nuns? E-mail Will at castorprometheus@hotmail.com

*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 10:35*


Pugs almost reads this blog.. almost... but, Kelly brings up how heavenly Mcdonalds.com is... my heart is broken. Pugs, who has the attention span of a puppy on speed, confesses his great love for McDonald's. Kelly is really pushing mcdonalds.com and confesses to spending two hours on it the night before. *Pink Floyd's Dark side of the Moon starts playing* and Kelly admits that she gets stoned and cruises corporate websites. IN one of the funniest deliveries that mankind has ever heard Kelly says, "hmmmmm Hello, Grimace," I seriously started crying it was so funny.. but then again I sniff a lot of glue. Pugs gives mad props to McDonald's ketchup and explains the coke is better because you have an oversized straw... so you get a better shot of coke... yeah.... Shifting focus from McDonald's to... *drumroll please* Pugs is an intergalactic bad ass tranny. Pugs admits that he is huge in Japan now, I think its cause all Asian people are tiny. Pugs is voicing a transsexual Han Solo character in an anime. He says its the same company that does Dragon Ball Z, being a huge dork I immediately scream out, "FUNIMATION!" Pugs' character has super hearing and his big "partner" has super vision. When they hold hands, they both share those abilities... haha.... Pugs is excited because now he can go to comic conventions and act like a snobby bad ass. Pugs comments on how great the artwork of Japan is and wonders why American cartoons lack the Japanese quality. Kelly explains that it is because Asians work harder in school and its official, Pugs is now a dork. Welcome to the club pal, you're laser correction will now be reversed and you can pick up your coke bottle glasses and bootlegged copy of Star Wars at the front desk.

10:51
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10:58

We're back and its... MIDGET MANIA! The Littlest Groom was on fox last night. Pugs reads the premise of the show and says that midgets freak him out so much that he couldn't finish eating while watching that show. While watching the show, he admits that he was looking at the midget ladies and justifying doing them. Next, Pugs voices his desire to see a Midget Penis. Eric says he saw a midget porn. Asher, from the Dan and Tasos show, gave him a midget fetish video. Pugs says that midgets should be outraged by the exploitave nature of the Fox show and should march on Washington. Kelly reminds us that if they do that, nobody would be able to see them. Kelly wonders if there is black and Asian midgets. Pugs reminds her of the black midget from Seinfeld. Tony, a black midget, calls in and it doesn't bother him that people get emotionally twisted when they see midgets. He has lived with it all his life and its just the way it is. Pugs demands to see Tony's penis but Tony will only show it if Kelly agrees to show her boobs. Kelly rains on everybody's parade when she doesn't agree to show them off. Tony becomes the shows official midget, congratulations Tony. A caller reminds us that Beetlejuice is a black midget and Pugs wants to know what's wrong with him. He calls Beet. a retarded. Some dude calls and talks about the midget convention that he accidentally attended. Pugs shares his dream of one day partying with midgets. Some idiot caller makes a bad joke. A man named Jim calls in and says that he hates midgets cause they're so ugly. He admits that he hates imperfect people and says that he can't help but gawk at burn victims.

I didn't get the time
*break*
11:35

Kelly was listening to the "New You" show and they had some yoga cat on there. Kelly says that she wants to get back into yoga and the gang agrees that it is for hippies. Tyson refuses to do yoga. Sybil's boyfriend doesn't let her watch the shows she wants to watch... if she was my girlfriend, I'd let her watch her shows while I rub her feet and pour her red wine.. I'd make her dinner while she soaks up as much of the boob tube she could... and I'd be grateful for it. Pugs says that he need to find a lady that is into everything he is into watching. Kelly says that she has to watch things for work and Pugs give her a "ding". They talk about how people don't always believe them and about how frustrating it is... again if I was Pugs' boyfriend... I'd rub his feet while he watched TV for show content, I'd tickle his chin with strawberries while he gets disgusted by the scary midget show.... Going back to yoga talk, Kelly says that Tyson's trainer told him that yoga would be good for him and that he might start considering it. Sybil's boyfriend will never give up the remote and Pugs talk about how frustrating it is when he doesn't have remote control control.

11:50
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12:00

We are joined on the phone by the president of the Dallas police association, Glenn White. Glenn explains how the city cut the budget for city employees and that cops that got shot are losing a significant amount of their income. He says that they don't have cash coming in and they aren't ready to go back to work. He explains that these are the guys that were involved in the deadly stand off in Oakcliff and saved the kids. He tells us that the morale is low and crime rate will get worse as everything starts to implode. A caller named Eric calls in and says that the police chief was the one that installed the new budget but, Glenn says that it was a city plan for all city employees that was made by the city council. He says that Bolton tried to stop it but since it was the fading days of his regime, his protest fell on deaf ears. Pugs ask how the city expects to get quality people working for them if this is how they are going to treat its police officers. He compares it to a bad sport franchise not being able to get any star quality free agents. Glenn says that Dallas is now like a training ground, that people are just jumping ship to other departments when they get the chance. Pugs ask if it is a waste of resources to bust adult shops when street gangs are rising up once again. Glenn explains that it is because the gang task force wasn't maintained. Pete Shankel, Shepps Dairy big wig, is helping three officers with $650 a month.

12:30
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12:40

it's gay day on the mid day... show. Pugs wants to talk about gay marriage. He doesn't know why people even care. He feels that America doesn't respect marriage anymore so, why is everybody up in arms about gay marriage? Somehow, this leads to Pugs talking about forgetting the year and his age. Kelly doesn't know why the state regulates marriage and Pugs, as maniacally as he can, yells that if it doesn't hurt anybody, then why do people care? Kelly says to shut up and allow a responsible, happy couple enjoy the benefits of being married. Pugs yells that people should enjoy their lives and that means let them be married.... at this point in the show I realize that they just keep repeating the same thing only with different wording... I find a marble on the floor and put it in my mouth... I start spitting it into the air and catching it in my teeth.. I swallow it and remember that I'm suppose to be taking notes... Pugs says that everybody that is opposed to gay marriage are nothing but bible quoters. Pugs again manically explains that marriage is a joke in America. Pugs reads the details of the San Francisco gay marriage thing. They also have a discussion about where it is legal to get a gay marriage in America and weed. The same point is brought up again, if it doesn't bother anyone, then who cares... I spit up my marble and hear some gibberish about procreation.

12:56
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1:02

Kelly is making fun of the president for calling gay marriage "troubling". A gay couple counselor calls in and talks about the many financial benefits that are unavailable, unfairly, to gay people. Next, we have the Christians calling in. Some dude calls in and gives the "love the sinners" speech, which is about as non-judgmental as they get. He also explains that if you live your life as the bible says then you won't be gay. He explains that the bible has "no gay stuff"... and I would like to point out that Jesus walked around with a group of guys... That's mighty suspicious if you ask me. Some dick calls in and calls homosexuality a mental illness. A lesbian calls in and Pugs tells her to dress the part so that the rest of the world can discriminate against her. Some dickhead calls in and starts talking about how gay people gross him out... I hope he dies a million deaths. Pugs says it must be lunchtime at the idiot factory. A bible weirdo calls in and talks bible stuff. Pugs says that marriage doesn't even have to be a religious ceremony anymore and some chick named Susan tells a story about a man who got a sex change and married a woman... and it totally blows Pugs' mind, I think he is still high on the day-quil.

1:21
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1:27

Pugs was forced to watch the view over the break. He also claims that Ellen is funny... whatever dude. Kelly talks about how Star Jones' fiancee is way out of her league and says that Star Jones is pretty but she need to lose 250 pounds. Pugs says he doesn't like Star Jones cause he gets outraged by people who get outraged. Pugs calls Kevin the trainer a dog. He tells a story about how Kevin had a woman over and introduced her to Pugs and called her Mandy when her name was Manny/Mannie. Kevin's response to being wrong... whatever. Kelly points out that Pugs doesn't know how to spell Decklan's name. *Jetson's bell* Its Kevin the muddafuggin' trainer in the house. Kevin says that she wasn't a girlfriend/date/slut that she was a magazine editor. He admits that he forgets names a lot and Kelly says that she does too. Pugs ask if its ok to listen through the door when somebody is having sex. Kevin says its cool but Kelly is outraged.

1:39
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1:46

We get an e-mail from Dr. Moon about how yoga is good but the trick is to call it something else. We now move on to how Pugs is scared of the hip hop people. James and Eric performed last night at the Caribbean Bar and Grill and invited Pugs. Pugs says that he is too scared of the hip hop culture to show up. Eric performed as Bi-curious E and James as Sir James. Kelly and Pugs both agree that he should perform as talcum-X. *Jetson's bell* Sir James is on the phone. James feels that talcum_X is too offensive of a name and that when he does the silly radio songs that when he uses that name. Pugs demands to know how many people looked like him. Eric tells him that white people show up and then plays one of James' songs. Pugs still wonders if he would be killed at a hip hop club. Pugs is obviously scared of dangerous minorities. Kelly thinks that Headkrack having control of the bar is hot. Eric says that he would be afraid of a goth club and everybody makes fun of him cause they think he said golf club. Tyrone calls in and says that there are nice black clubs to go to that aren't in crappy parts of town. He also says that he wouldn't feel right at Rebel night in a Burleson club. Pugs agrees to go next week if Tyrone come with him and also reveals that Tyrone gets all the fine white ladies.

2:17
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2:29

news

1. A boy in India marries a puppy to scare off evil spirits. Pugs thinks that must be one bad ass puppy and Kelly says that she wouldn't haunt a family that would believe something like that cause its already too evil. She also wonders if they sex it up or if its just a marriage of convenience.

2. A town in Michigan is banning the viewing of pornos in cars. Kelly says that when she went on her trip this weekend that she was very careful to not pick out a nudey movie. Everybody agrees that this is the right thing to do and Pugs goes into Mr. Outraged mode again.

3. In Canada, a 17 year old boy found a picture of himself on a missing child site and it turns out that the mother kidnapped the child from the father.

4. There is a new show in Singapore, Dr. Love's Super Making Baby Show. Everybody does the stereotypical Asian voices... racist bastards... but its all funny so who cares?

2:40
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2:46

5. A whore in Italy stole fake tits. Sybil explains that a hostess bar is a fancy title for a whore house. Kelly says that her big breast make her spill stuff on herself and she gets stuff stuck between them... hmmmm.

6. Polaroid says not to "shake it like a Polaroid picture" to instead lay it on the table.

7. Snoop Dogg is getting his own doll.

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:53*

I Heard It Dude

Sybil giggle- 3
Comments about Eric being Gay- 1
Bell Dings- 4
Buzzer- 1
Will shout out-1

comments/suggestions/complaints/viruses? E-mail will at castorprometheus@hotmail.com

*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 10:27*


Kelly blesses our ears by starting the show singing. Ok, that's a lie. She sings like a retarded cat on downers but, I still love her with all of my heart. Pugs doesn't know what the hell she is singing and invites the listeners to call in and guess. Some dude calls in gets it right.. something about Chess or something... wasn't that the musical with One Night In Bangkok? Whatever...

Pugs says that he was impresssed by the snow this weekend even though it only lasted for twelve hours. He calls himself a "snow snob" and says that he misses all that winter junk from Chicago.... if you don't like Texas... GO BACK UP TO YOUR NORTH... friggin' yankee bastard. He did say he got his snow "fix".. I chuckle.

Focus shifts to the wedding that Kelly attended. IT was the wedding of the lady that was suppose to be Kelly's female friend until she moved. I offer my services as a female friend.. I will tell Tyson that I am gay and that our relationship is strictly platonic... but I'm not gay... man do I love the ladies... boobies.. yep... ladies..... get me out of this closet.. who said that?... Anyways, Kelly says that they sung the entire ceremony and called it annoying. She doesn't understand other religions and is confused by all the "different traditions". Pugs asks about the reception and Kelly runs down the list of the food and drink they had while Pugs has multiple orgasms.


I apologize, I didn't write down the time that they went to break.. I'm sorry, shoot me.
*break*
10:42

OK I wrote coming from that break that Kelly sounded like a chinawoman. I don't know why I wrote that.. but apparently I thought she sounded Asian. Pugs screams that he saw Kelly's boobies and we get into Kelly and Tyson talk. Pugs points out that Kelly and Tyson have been dating for about a year, roughly, and that she is getting divorced on Friday. Pugs believes that Kelly is testing the marriage waters with Tyson and Kelly doesn't completely dismiss the idea. Kelly brings up that Tyson has a group of pals that are up in arms because one of them has a 29 year old mother of one moving in with him. Kelly points out that she was one more kid and four years on the chick. A caller calls Kelly the N' word, or at least I thought until Pugs started saying Gold Digger, my mind playing tricks I guess. Kelly says they've talked about marriage 5 months earlier but says that they aren't as serious anymore.. my ears ring and my head cocks to the side... I think.. I"m not serious either, can I play? I then remember that she has a giant 300 pound pro-athlete that could squish my head like a friggin' grape... so I say no dice.. sorry Kelly, its just not worth it... call me.. shhhhh. So, Kelly tells a story. During the wedding, Tyson says that he doesn't want red dresses at his wedding. Personally, I think he'd be adorable in a red dress but that's just me. Kelly told him that she doesn't have to worry about stuff like that anymore. Later that day, Kelly said that she wanted to have her next wedding with a small service in some vacation spot like Hawaii. Tyson battled back with, " I thought you don't have to worry about stuff like that anymore?" Pugs says it's ok for a bride to wear white on her wedding day cause everybody does the funky dance.

10:55
*break
11:01

We get to hear everybody's thoughts on the origin of President's day which naturally leads into Alex Rodriguez talk. Bruce X is in DA HOUSE! Pugs reads an e-mail from an angry cat named "Will". Pugs wonders if this is the super bad ass "Will" that writes the super bad ass blog. He doesn't believe it is because the "angry" Will isn't funny enough. Sybil checks the e-mail address and confirms that it isn't super bad ass "Will" and Kelly says that you can't be funny when you are angry. Pugs is talking about how dumb the A-rod deal was and Kelly sounds a bit confused. Bruce talks about the Boston deal and he knows his shit. Pugs keeps cutting him off though cause he's like that. Rafael, a dirty dirty Bostonian, calls up and says that his soul hurts because of the A-rod deal.. boo friggin' hoo buddy. They talk about how similar this is to the Babe Ruth deal and somebody brings up that Alex Rodriguez house is a replica of the white house, complete with an oval office. Some moron calls in and says that this trade is better for baseball and explains that the stigmatism isn't there. Everybody takes turns making fun of him. A baseball commercial gets brought up and everybody doesn't know who the pitcher and the hot chick in it is. A listener says it's Josh Beckett from the Florida Marlins. Pugs starts talking about the terms of the most ridiculous deal ever. He says that the Rangers must pay for A-rod's suites for road games while he plays for New York. Eric chimes in on us not getting any pitchers for the deal. Pugs takes a shot at Tyson, calling him "versatile". Pugs finishes running down the deal. Kelly would like to tell A-rod to stop being a pussy, take your money, play your stupid little game and shut up. She says to be like "Good Times", they were never sad.. the show was friggin' called "Good Times". Pugs realizes that he read the deal wrong and corrects himself. The Yankees are paying for A-rod's suites and linking his site from theirs, not the Rangers. Some chap calls in and says that the hot chick in the commercial was A-rod's wife and Pugs says that 4 A-rods would equal the war in Iraq.

11:30
*break*
11:43

It looks like they think I'm going to flake off on this blog thing. The over/under is 10 days. I'd take the over there people.

Pugs reads an E-mail from some chick. She went out with this guy, on a first date, and everything went well. She agrees to go out on a second date, on valentines, and gets "second date stink" all over her. Kelly says that she falls for people that say that they want to show her artwork and I yell that I have fish and turtles to look at. Pugs derails for a moment and says that valentines is the worse night to pick up the ladies. *Every Rose has a Thorn* starts playing* He says that Champs was playing noting but these sad lonely songs. He admitted that he looked at all the single older men sitting by themselves at the bar drinking their whisky drinks.. you sly fox you. Attention is diverted back to the slut's e-mail. The next day the dude seemed to have brushed her off... haha!.... The dynamic duo agrees that she gave in way too soon and that she probably wasn't that great in the sack. Eric hypothesizes that she may have just been a conquest that the guy now has and that he is just moving on. A guy named David calls in and talks about how he went out on three dates with a chick and he still hasn't kissed her and his friends think he's a loser... weirdo... Kelly says ,from a chick point of view, that she would think that he is either not into it, too timid, or that he is gay. David reveals that she invited him to go eat lunch with his mom and Pugs says that it sounds like he is in now in "friend mode". John calls in and calls David "gayer than a football bat,"... didn't I hear that on Dan & Tasos this weekend?... hmm... hmmm... Pugs focuses back on the E-mail slut and tells her to slow down.

11:58
*break
12:05

Somebody points out that Eric's name is before Sybil's in the FAQ. So Pugs starts bashing Sybil and Kelly takes the defense. Callers start explaining that Eric is cool just annoying. Personally I like everybody equally. Everyone adds their own dynamic to the show. Eric has provided us, the listeners, with some of the greatest radio moments ever broadcast. Por ejemplo, who could forget Eric's trip to the gay bar, where he begged a tranny to touch his penis and later had an Asian tranny explain that if you are under seven inches, you should forget it. Eric is also handy to have around because he sometimes will accidentally blow somebody, that's helpful to have on those slow nights. Eric, you get two thumb up from me... That's just my 2 cents though.

Racism isn't funny. Pugs reads a story but stops to proclaim his love for Southwest Airlines. He says its all the joys of a bus, in the air and without that funny bus smell. Going back to the story, some dude that worked in matenience for Southwest took his daughter to a mentally disabled children's Christmas party. At the party, the photographer, for the Santa pictures, was making the kids say monkey to get them to smile. The guy took note of it because he thought it was a great way to get somebody to chuckle for a picture. The next night at his company's Christmas party, he was walking by a family getting their pictures taken and said, " say monkey!".... the family was black. At this point Pugs screams, "BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT LOOK LIKE MONKEYS!" and he sound really crazy. Kelly makes the point that if you don't know that you are offending people then the hate is not there. Pugs believes that monkeys should be upset because people are offended that they get called monkeys. David calls in and sounds smart. Kelly reveals that she doesn't know that Uncle Tom was black.

12:32
*break*
12:44

Pugs says that the media tells us when we should be offended, that nobody thinks that "monkey" is offensive until the media tells you its offensive. The one and only Leslie e-mails saying that Daniel Carver uses that term a lot. The Wade Boggs guy's, yes I know thats not his name but I'm to lazy to look up the name and on the show today they said everything from Blog, Bog, Boog, and Boggs.. so eat it bitch.. neighbor calls in and explains that Wade Boggs is the coolest cat around. He says that Wade is the furthest thing from being a racist there is and that if you ain't down with that you can go to hell... Ok I made that last part up. Somebody calls in and says that Sen. Royce West was the one that got him fired. They take another call and its some loser named Bryan/Brian complaining that he gets offended by the the portrayal of whites in "black" comedy. Kelly says he isn't much better than the people that Wade Boggs offended and she thinks that we aren't getting the whole story here because it just doesn't make sense.


1:05
*break*
1:11


Leslie, the coolest person around, sends another e-mail. She thinks that the station needs an official "negro" and offers her services... I think she's great. Pugs starts to say that monkeys and blacks have the same skin tone but Eric wisely cuts him off by speaking some gibberish. Pugs , distracted by Eric's mad distraction skills, reads another E-mail. I kind of drifted here but my ears rang when Pugs got to the part about Asians being the most evolved people. Since I'm Asian, half, I'm going to choose to believe that. AZN PRIDE... fool. Pugs and Kelly both agree that fried chicken is good. Some lady calls in to explain that the Wade Boggs isn't racist, he is just bitter over having a retarded kid... then she says that she knew somebody that worked with him and that he has a past history of racist remarks... she almost makes a valid point. Pugs says he'd choose to believe the neighbor over some lady that knows somebody that works there however, he won't completely dismiss her accusations. A man named Carlos is on the phone next and he and Pugs have a Mr. Outraged contest. Pugs wins of course cause he's a bad ass like that but he sounds mighty tired.

1:29
*break*
1:35

We are welcomed back with Mark Cuban talk. Pugs says that he is cool but Kelly is under the belief that he's just a big dork. She claims that Cuban could never get a "Tiffany" if he wasn't a gazillionaire. Pugs doesn't think he's a dork but Kelly insist that he is. Pugs then says that he doesn't believe that Cuban is a dork and Kelly disagree.. this exchange goes on for a while... a more wordy version of.. NA-HUH... UH-HUH. We get a quick change from this epic battle when Pugs calls Sybil a huge dork. Kelly says that Sybil and Eric both finish every exchange now with "CHING-CHONG-CHINAMAN".. I think that's the greatest.... Some nerd calls in to explain that the word "dork" means a whale's dang-a-dong. Kelly bets that Mark Cuban is a Lord of the Rings dork and accuses Mel Gibson of being a Jesus dork.

1:45
*break*
1:58

The Passion of the Christ talk. Pugs believes that American's won't see it because it is subtitled and about Jesus. He asks when was the last time you saw a Jesus movie at a movie shop. Eric agrees that it is hard to find "The Last Temptation of Christ" at stores... I want to say I know that there is like six copies of that movie at Movie Trading Company... Besides what do I know.... A caller says that Pugs is wrong that subtitled movies can do good at the box office IE. "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" Pugs battles back with a little something called "facts". Kelly wants to know what qualifies a hit and says that Pugs won't consider it a hit unless him and his little rag tag crew of bad asses go see it. Pugs decides that if it doesn't make more than 40 million dollars in the second week than it's not a hit. Some woman calls in and attempted to use the word anti-Semite but says anti-sediment and immediately says "against the Jews" to cover her difficulty with the vocabulary.

2:17
*break
2:27

We get to hear the weekend debris party line... You drunkards, shame on you... Drunkards. At the end of the recording we get to hear Eric getting scolded for not editing good enough.


News

1. Some dirty 20 year old republican and his dirty republican group started a white scholarship award to make a point against affirmative action and minority scholarships.
Pugs says there is nothing wrong with it but, its stupid. He also calls it typical twenty ear old behavior... I actually agree with that, we twenty year olds are half a chomosome away from being completely weeeeeeeee.

2. A high school art teacher in Texas got suspended for having a kid strip dude to his boxers to model.
There is a cluster-f*ck going on and I'm so confused... everybody going "huh" and talking at once... I'm frightened.

3. PETA, those damn dirty liberals is asking Slaughterville to change its name to Veggieville.. stupid dirty hippies. Pugs suggest changing it to Puppystomp and Sybil says Kitty Krunch, she's so clever... I love her. Kelly brings up a gay war protest for some reason and that the protesters had a sign that said "honk if you're against the war" The car in front wasn't paying attention and Tyson honked. He got mad cause the dirty liberals that he was honking for him.. His skin turned green and his muscles bulged... He screamed "TYSON SMASH!" and proceeded to throw a car at the gay war protestors... dirty consevative.


didn't record the time for the break... friggin' kiss my ass... bitch.
*break*
2:46

4. Sybil runs down the top five movies for the week.
5. You Got Served
4. Butterfly Effect
3. Miracle
2. Barbershop 2
1. 50 First Dates
The gangs discusses whether or not "50 First Dates" is a rip-off of "Groundhogs Day"

5. Canada is mad at Conan for bashing Quebec.
Pugs says that Conan always makes fun of everything and that they should get over it. Kelly thinks Conan was being a kiss ass Friday.

*we start to run out of time so Sybil starts to spit out the headlines*

6. Roy Horn is walking.

7. Joey had a girl.

8. Jessica Simpson might get a series on ABC.

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:52*


I Heard It Dude

Sybil Giggle- 0
Comments about Eric being gay- 2
Bell Dings- 2
Buzzer- 2
Will shout out- 2

comments/complaints/suggestions/pictures of overweight kitty kats? E-mail will at castorprometheus@hotamail.com