*"El Distorto de Melodica" @ 11:77.. I wrote 77, maybe I meant 47. strange*



We start the show like we start every Friday show, with Kelly running down the weekend line up and Pugs ringing his bell. The show gets distracted when Eric's pen spontaneously explodes. Kelly is mad about her TXU gas bill. Pugs interrupts her pending rant to talk about dodge ball. Pugs clarifies that it is free and that it is 6 people per team. Pugs also reminds us that women are good at dodge ball because they are smaller and harder to hit. Despite the dodge ball distraction, Kelly is still mad at TXU. They seem to be squeezing her for cash because, since the beginning of the year, she's paid 5 times. She's also upset about the raise in car gas prices. Eric says that he's heard that gas prices are going to rise to 3 dollars per gallon. Pugs says that is ridiculous and he is outraged. He states that since we own Iraq now, we shouldn't have to pay this much anymore. Caller that was in Orange County recently tells us that diesel fuel was $2.51. Kelly wonders if this will effect the prices of everything that requires transportation. A caller informs us that the gas prices in Europe are ridiculous and Pugs lets us know that we have the industry to allow us to have cheaper gas prices. Kelly tells us that perfume and sweaters are much cheaper in Europe. Pugs remember the good old days when gas was 70 cents a gallon. Pugs believes that we should get into the alternatively powered cars but admits that you won't get any tail if you get one. Clarisa calls in to say that her TXU gas prices has tripled. Pugs wants to know "hawkem" the gas company can turn your gas off remotely but they require somebody to go out there and meet with you to turn it back on. The president saying "Good Afternoon" is today's Sega GT online sounder. They try to be sneaky and play "Good Afternoon" quickly before the break.. sneaky sneaks.

12:18
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12:31

Tom wins the Sega GT online prize.We are joined in the studio by Dr. Robert Schwartz. They ask him if he's seen the new Columbine videos and he says he hasn't. Kelly is a big fan of the pain killers she got to go with her lyposuction. Kelly claims that her boyfriend loves her more now and Pugs says it's because she's hotter. Dr. Schwartz says that on his show with Kelly, on Sunday, all the questions get directed toward Kelly and since she has the ability to answer most of the, he just sits there twiddling his thumbs. Pugs is renaming Dr. Schwartz Dr. Bob Boobcrafters. A woman, who sounds like she's way too familiar with pain killers, wants to know if it is alright for her 17 year old daughter to get a nose job. Dr. Kelly says that since the nose doesn't grow anymore at that age it should be no problem.. Kelly asks the caller if she tells her daughter that she needs a nose job and the caller, Shane, confirms that she does. She says that her daughter has an awful nose and needs a nose job badly. Kelly informs the caller that maybe she should work on the self-esteem instead of the nose. Shane seems to be trying to say that once she gets the nose job then she will be more confident before she hangs up the phone and crawls back into her pill popping trailer park life.Kelly asks Dr. Boobcrafter if it is a "red flag" to see a boyfriend pushing so hard during a meeting for a woman's boob job. Dr. Boobcrafter says that he tries to get the woman alone... you sly devil you... and determine if she truly wants t he surgery. He believes that the idea of plastic surgery is to make yourself feel good about yourself and not to please some overzealous jerkass. Pugs, who has been quiet for the first time since... well ever, finally chimes in by saying that he has a hard time when a doctor starts to speak technical jargon with him. A caller named JT wants to know how you can tell your girlfriend that she looks better without hurting her feelings. Pugs says to tell her that her confidences exudes from her now. Greg, a testicle cancer case, wants to know if he can get nut implants. Dr. Boobcrafter confirms that there are in fact nut implants and JT says he wants tennis balls put in. Pugs wants to know if you can take a nut shot better if you get implants and Dr. Boobcrafter has no clue. That's Dr. Rob Schwarts call 972-498-4385 or visit http://rsplastic.com/ also, listen to his show with Kelly on Sundays at 11-12

12:50
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1:05

*Good Afternoon*
Everybody says to read my blogs. Pugs says that the blogs are really funny and that I'm a funny writer. He calls me a kid with a nice safe outlet in life. Kelly likes how I detailed I get and wonders how long it takes me to write these. John wins the Sega GT Online prize. Kelly starts to read the blog quietly and points out that I put up Skin's Anatomy awards. Pugs says that people should give me money.... come on folks you heard the man. We now shift are focus to Pugs' bacon. I realize that when Pugs starts talking about food he turns really gay. He uses phrases like "looooooves" and "faaaaabulous". Pugs says that he walked into the office with four packages of microwave bacon and yelled, "NOBODY EAT MY FUCKIN' BACON!". Pugs claims that Eric's response to that is, "ooo I love bacon". Eric and Sybil both say that Eric never said that. Pugs says that he offered Eric a package of bacon. *Law and Order Theme* Pugs wants to know if Eric, the defendant, in fact likes bacon. Eric admits that he "looooves" it. Pugs wants to know if Eric sensed a reluctant tone in his voice when he offered the bacon. Eric claims that he didn't sense that tone. Eric is called off the stand. Sybil is next up on the witness stand and I take it upon myself to start doing the court sketches... I realize I just started drawing a picture of my stereo and I feel silly so I shift back to my show notes... Sybil says that while Pugs offered the bacon, there was an implication in his voice that you better not touch it. Pugs says that he told Cody, "Bring me my bacon!... bitch,"... ok he didn't say bitch but it would have been funnier if he did... And when Cody only came back with one package he was upset. Pugs knows that Eric knew how much that bacon meant to him... I know it was you Eric. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!... A caller named Eric.. is dead. A caller named John... is dead too. Wow, this conspiracy goes all the way up to the white house. Finally a man from south Fort Worth calls in and tells Pugs that he will drive all the way to the studio to give Pugs microwave bacon. Pugs turns gay, yet again, when he talks about how much he "loooooooves" Hormel microwave bacon. Pugs thinks that Eric should have realized that Pugs would have been upset. Greg calls in to ask how everybody is doing and Pugs informs him that he is hungry because he has no bacon. Greg says that Pugs doesn't look like he's hungry..oooo burn. All the callers seem to think that Pugs is being bitchy and finally Renee says that you can never eat a fat man's food. Kelly says that her brother learned the secret to keeping a woman happy, let her sleep and feed her.

1:19
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*Good Afternoon*
*Cont. Break*
1:27

They plug the weekend Debris line. Gerald wins the Sega GT online prize. Bruce X is in the studio now. Pugs says that he went to go visit Bruce's new store, Planet X, and he drove up the street twice without being able to find it. Kelly says that the preacher in Kennedale is a jerk... as somebody that spends a lot of time in Kennedale, I can tell you that the folks doing all that nonsense are rubbing the wrong people in the wrong ways... Kelly says she hates people like hat and tells us that Danny Bonaduche's wife thought it would be easier to destroy the adult business rather than try to get her husband off of it. Bruce says that we, in the middle, can control ourself with porn, drinking, and Stern... Bruce actually put up a great post on the Friendzy Pugs and Kelly board, I suggest reading it.... Pugs thinks we should pass a mind your own business act. Pugs begins to talk about the building of his porn collection. Thanks to being in the radio, he has all the freakish pornography and he has just become the proud owner of the Paris Hilton DVD. At Bruce's store he bought The Best of (old) Savannah, Some of the (new) Savannah, The best of Jenna Jameson and the first Jenna Jameson appearance. Pugs also explains who Savannah was. They play her 911 call after her car accident. Pugs tells us that immediately after that call she called her agent and told him that she wasn't pretty anymore and went into the garage and ate a bullet. Pugs says that his new "porn buddy".. come on dude, that sounds so gay... is Kevin the Trainer. *Jetson's bell* Larry, the winner of the direct a porn contest, is on the line. Larry explains how he won the contest and also informs us that he is bringing his wife... stupid stupid man.... Bruce, Pugs, and Wayne, DownUnder Pub and grub dude, are all going with him. Bruce tells us that the film is a gonzo film and explains what a gonzo film is, a no plot, no music, no crap. Pugs says that this would be the best time to be in LA because of the Oscars. Wayne, Down Under Wayne, calls in and says that there is a high probability that they can get tickets. Pugs says that he thought they agreed not to go because they have something special secret to do instead... what? They lose Wayne and Pugs takes this time to pitch an idea to Bruce. He says that Planet X needs a hall of fame section filled with videos of porn superstars. Bruce says, "done". Pugs wonders if he has to share a bed with Bruce again and Kelly says that last time he volunteered the idea.

1:51
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2:04

Fake boobie, bacon, and porn... well, the next step is obviously school massacres. They talk about the new Columbine kids' video being released. Pugs tells us that the tapes are filled with the kids practicing their attacks and yelling into the camera. IT appears the the parents of the killers are trying to place blame on the police because the police had contacts with these kids from up to two years before the attack. Pugs thinks its ridiculous to think that the next jump after throwing a snowball at a car is shooting up a school. He feels that it is stupid to place blame on the cops. He informs us that the biggest trouble maker in his neighborhood is now child psychologist. Pugs believes, after views the tapes, that the parents should have been able to sense that there was something seriously wrong with their kids. They play a clip of the tape and it's that Dylan kid doing what sounds like a wrestling promo. They play the clip of Eric Harris and Pugs says that Dylan looked like a spaz but Eric Harris was scary. Kelly thinks he has the "psycho-googly" eyes. They play another clip of the guys talking about getting more weaponry. Pugs thinks that it was scary how "matter of fact" they were about getting more weapons. Kelly doesn't know how kids could get the kind of weapons that they have. Pugs says, sarcastically, that you can see how the monsters' parents can blame the cops now... PSH! Kelly says that you just don't want to believe that your children are capable of doing things like that. She says that her parents didn't know that she would steal drinks of the alcohol from time to time. Pugs informs Kelly that getting drunk every once in a while is a little different than building an arsenal. Pugs' mother was able to raise him despite him being a bad kid. Kelly says that kids are just crafty liars. Jarred informs us that you can buy a high powered assault rifle at a pawn shop when you're 18. There is music playing in everybody's ears and it isn't Eric. everyone gets quiet.. Pugs identifies it as Van Halen... everybody is quiet... they think its coming from the production studio.

2:24
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2:35

WE return with Club P & K. Club P & K is hosted by Coconuts' Grill and Pugs says that the ribs are awesome. Representing Coconuts is Don, Molly and Paul. Pugs loves to "pound the meat"... ha ha. Paul explains that Coconuts is a "surf grill" and that it is Atkins friendly. Jeff calls in to bust the Catholics on the show for eating meat today. Kelly says that since Pugs did it on accident that it's ok and you can do it for the rest of the day now. Pugs loves plausible deniability. Paul reveals the ingredients to his super secret strawberry dipping sauce, sour cream and brown sugar... EWWWWWWWW. Pugs admits that he is reluctant to try it but he finally gives in. It's AWESOME! I"m going to try it this weekend then... It better be awesome. The drinks today are fresh mojitos and fresh margaritas. They also say that they brought corona... they aren't suppose to say that name on the air are they? Jennifer calls in to ask if he patio is pet friendly and the Coconut heads inform us that the patio is indeed pooch friendly. Pugs says that he can't stop eating the Strawberry dip thing. We now move on to the Oscar picks featuring special guest.. Don and Paul from Coconuts.

Best actor-
Don- Sean Penn
Pugs- Bill Murray
Kelly- Bill Murray
Paul- Johnny Depp

Supporting Actor
Don- Tim Robbins
Paul- Ditto
Kelly Ditto
Pugs- something incoherent

Best Actress
Don- Charlize Theron
Paul- ditto
Pugs- ditto
Kelly- Naomi Watts

best supporting actress
Don- Renee Zellweeger
Pugs- Holly Hunter
Kelly- Renee Zuelinhiemr
Pual- Renee Zulinhomer

Best Picture
Paul- Lost in Translation
Don LOTR: The Return of the King
Kelly- LOTR: The Return of the King
Pugs- Mystic River

and finally what we've all been waiting for all week.... the X-box winner is... KEITH HOPKINS!!! YAY!

*" I"m Coming Home" @ 2:56*


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Buzzer- 2
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*" El Distorto De Melodica" @ 12:06*

We start off today's show with everyone sounding very beatdown. They attempt to run down the usual opening show stuff quickly but a few word stumblings causes it to slow down. Pugs and Kelly sound really down. Pugs notices that his voice sounds quite manly today and they inform us that today's show can have nothing but puppy dogs, bunnies, balloons, and confetti. Pugs tells us not to worry about all the crazy FCC stuff going on but he doesn't sound too convinced. Anna Nicole Smith saying "biscuit" is today's Sega Gt Online prize sounder. They talk about the KFC name change. Pugs wants to know what is wrong with Kentucky and why does it have to be Kitchen Fresh Chicken now? Pugs explains the Sega GT online and X-box contest and also reads the details on the actual video game itself. Their giving away John Leguizamo tickets to give away. Pugs admits that John Leguizamo irritates him. Switching focus back to KFC, since they seem to be sponsoring this segment, Pugs believes that the colonel woudn't approve of his cartoon self dancing to hip hop. Pugs, who seems to be an expert on the KFC franchise, tells us that the colonel wasn't a real colonel. He was actually the grandson of a civil war colonel and decided to parade himself around as a colonel. Jeff calls in to inform us that KFC chicken was never friend, that it is actually pressure cooked. Pugs hypothesizes that the pressure cooker is what makes it so great. Pugs says that he "looooooooves" KFC and that he's mad because he can't eat it with the Atkins diet. Pugs explains because of the Atkins Diet that he is hungry more often and he likes that because he loves to eat. A caller named Matt explains that the colonel lived down the street from him and that the colonel didn't enjoy chicken all that much. A bit of KFC trivia for today... KFC is well known for their buckets, who suggested to the colonel that they serve it that way... I believe that it was Elvis because Elvis had a lot of influence on the fast food chains... A man named Brian/Bryan calls in and says that Dave Thomas, the founder of Wendy's, was the KFC executive that suggested the bucket to the colonel. Brian/Bryan wins!!! YAY! Pugs also says that he likes the Popeye's spicy gravy.

No time... sue me jerkass.
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12:28

We now move to the puppy talk portion of the show. Kelly says that Shemp, her ex-husband, has a chi-weenie... hehehe... puppy. The gang discusses whether or not it is wrong to dress your puppies up in clothing. A gentlemen calls in and says that he really likes to stab puppies in the eyes. A chick calls in to say that you have to dress your puppies up, especially Chihuahuas because they are hairless. A man calls in to say that he puts his mastiff in a life preserver and everybody on the show finds that absolutely adorable. A women calls in to ask if they have ever touched a beagles' ears and Pugs says that it is absolutely wonderful because it is velvety and fleshy. Kelly says that Snoopy was a famous beagle and Pugs wants people to call in with more famous beagles. He also wants to clarify that he wants beagles, not Beatles like Paul and John, so don't be silly. A caller says that she has a dachshund and Pugs wonders if that is a wiener dog.. DUMP THAT!... A caller calls in to say that he loves dogs but he hates when they poop... DUMP THAT!... A women calls in to say that she only likes puppies that are straight and God fearing. Pugs says that he has a buddy who has a gay dog that comes onto him and it makes him fell very uncomfortable. Pugs says that God didn't intend for animals to be gay and that homosexuality is an abomination against God himself. A man calls in to say that his wife has 34D's and he loves those puppies...DUMP THAT!... Everybody agrees that this is a fun way to protest. Kelly teases the cottage cheese recipe segment coming up. Jonathan calls in and he needs to turn his radio down because he is a jack ass and he gets hung up on. Bob calls in to say that the gayest dogs in the world are pugs. Kelly wonders if he means gay as in happy. Pugs says he needs to change his name because he doesn't want to be associated with faggy dogs...DUMP THAT!... Pugs says that the funny things about puppy bites is that they don't hurt and he points out that the lines are jammed with people who want to talk about puppies. Sybil chimes in to express her love for cocker spaniels...DUMP THAT!

12:40
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12:56

We receive an E-mail from Doug. Doug complains that the puppy segment of the show was offensive to people who are allergic to puppies. He also explains that cottage cheese talk is offensive to those that are lactose intolerant. Pugs thinks that the word dump is too abrasive and renames it the "MAKE IT GO AWAY!" Kelly says that she has a headache and that, during the break, she went to the kitchen for the kick ass first aid kit. When she got there, the cupboard was bare. This leads us to our next topic, cheap companies. Pugs says that the station is so cheap that they don't even plug the water cooler upstairs in. He admits that while he understand the reasons for the cheapness, he thinks it just gets ridiculous sometimes. Kelly brings up that the station didn't have any toner so Sybil couldn't print out any of her news stories. She explains that they make Cody shake the printer to get the last drops of toner to use. She also brings up that the station tried to get them to start reusing office mugs and she says that it was kind of gross. A caller named Ruth says that she works in a bank and that they are recycling paper. Pugs says that they did the same thing at WLUP and Kelly and Pugs talk about how they had to put a "X" on the side that the personalities had to read on the air. Some dude says that his company made them pay to view their Christmas party pictures. Kelly says that the first 105.3 Christmas party was great but that the second one was crap. They say that they had to eat wings on a weeknight in a bad bar. Pugs calls this years good though. A man calls in to explain that while his company gives free coffee to costumers, they take ten dollars from his paycheck because of the amount of coffee that he drinks. Pugs thinks that the cleaning crew should be fired because they have been stealing things from the They discuss how Gavin came in on a weekend to fix a toilet. Pugs believes that this is the reason you should move all the companies to Mexico, Its cheaper labor and the people won't complain about crappy conditions. Another caller says that at his company, you have to show the manager everything you are copying and that they'll give you one sheet for each page. He also claims that the water cooler is refilled with tap water... sucks to be all of you....

1:15
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BISCUIT!
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1:23

Xavier wins the Sega GT online prize. It's time for masterpiece of ass theatre with Mr. Skin! It's time for the Oscars so that means it's time for Skin's Anamoty awards. Pugs cuts him off before he can talk about the winners to inform us that he might have a line on some tickets to the Oscars. Now it's time for the winners....

Best Wet T-shirt scene- Carmen Electra in "My Boss' Daughter"

Best debut nude scene- Christina Ricci in "Prozac Nation"
Skin explains that hey had to buy the DVD in Russia because it isn't available here.... I think her nipples look strangely like eyeballs.

Best network TV nudity- Feb. 3, "NYPD Blue" Charlotte Ross.

Best wardrobe on a talk show- Cameron Diaz on Jay Leno

Best Nudity of a former child star- Justine Bateman, the chick that was Mallory from "Family Ties"

Best bikini scene- Demi Moore in "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle"

Best nudity by a dead chick- Jessica Carn from Bad Boys II

Best Bondage Scene- Chloe Hunter from "Spun"

Best nip slip- TIE Jennifer Love Hewitt from "The Tuxedo" and Mandy Moore in "How to Deal"

Best Real Breast- Ludivine Sagnier in "The Swimming Pool"

best fake breast- Nikki Schieler Ziering in "American Wedding"

best Full Frontal- Mary Louise Parker in "Angels In America"

Best over 50 nude scene- Diane Keaton in "Something's Got to Give"

While discussing the lifetime achievement award winner, Mimi Rodgers we get another "BISCUIT".
Some guy named Brooks wins the Sega GT Online prize.

1:56
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2:11

It's about to be time for the news and Pugs steals Sybil's first story. He explains the Rosie O' DOnnel is marrying her girlfriend in San Francisco toady. Pugs hates Rosie.. as do all straight men... Kelly says that it's been raining in San Francisco ever since the gay marriage stuff started happening and claims that it is Jesus crying. Kelly says that if you want to preserve marriage so badly then you should outlaw divorce. Kelly thinks that Elizabeth Taylor getting married 8 times is worse for the institute of marriage than gay marriage ever could be. Steven/Stephen calls in and stumbles all over his words but Kelly seems to make sense of it all. Pugs thinks that people who are against gay marriage are mean for the sake of being mean.

2:21
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2:29

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

"BISCUIT" SYbil says, "Up yours mean comment guy at the bar last night". She explains that some jack ass said "You got some big ol' titties" Sybil says that she has had them her whole life and she doesn't know how to respond to people who say that. Pugs says that e-mail the show for good comebacks to remarks like that.

1. 57 year old in Wichita, Kansas had a heart attack during the crucifixion scene during "The Passion of the Christ".

Steve wins the Sega GT Online Prize

2. A German Drag Queen has just been given a honorary professorship in Hamburg.

3. Update on the pica dude with the coin eating... The man had a bet with another person about who could swallow the most coins. The other guy washed his coins dude with wine and passed out.
Pugs says that he swallowed a quarter and a dime but hey never passed. He suggest they make Cody and Kent swallow coins and see who passes it first.

2:39
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2:48

Kelly wonders if the guy who played Jesus ever though that maybe the real Jesus didn't want him to be in that movie.

4. 6 Middle school kids have been arrested for beating the hell out of a twelve year old for 30 seconds. The driver couldn't do anything about I because he isn't allowed to touch the kids.
Pugs thinks that this is what's wrong with the world. Everybody is afraid of these silly lawsuits but then he remembers that he plans on suing Mark Cuban.

5. An 8 year old boy is being charged with sexual harassment for kissing a little girl on a playground.
Pugs admits that he kissed his cousin....his cousin dude... cousin... gross.

6. Sum 41 is being sued for 3.4 million dollars for throwing a hotdog at a guy in a minor league baseball game.

7. The "Bartman ball" has been auctioned off and will be blown up.

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:54*


I Heard It Dude (IHID)

Sybil Giggle- 7
Comments about Eric being gay- 0
Bell Dings- 14
Buzzer- 1
Will shout outs- 0

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*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 11:23*

Pugs and Kelly both sound like a couple of Little Rascal's rejects today, froggy.... get it? Froggy?.. shut up. Kelly says, in a Paulie Walnuts type of delivery, we got frogs in de troat. Pugs blames his voice on the Atkins and starts talking about his favorite Atkins friendly foods. Kelly brings up microwave bacon and Pugs calls it "FAAAAAABULOUS"!
Pugs gives a shout out to the people at Hormel. Pugs finds Hormel's products "FAAAAAABULOUS"! He also enjoys eating refridgerated lightly salted black olives because they are "FAAAAAABULOUS"! Pugs thinks that the sugarfree peach and watermelon jello is "FAAAAAABULOUS"! Kelly likes the orange and raspberry flavor but Pugs says they suck. He also doesn't think that raspberry is a real fruit. Pugs looooves flavored carbonated water... he doesn't say "FAAAAAABULOUS" this time but he should have. Kelly shows her appreciation for Wetzel's Pretzels and reminds us that Eric shares her great appreciation for carbs. Pugs says that he took a buddy from out of town to The Lodge and passed up the bread basket. Metro-Aaron, the nut grabber, ate all of the bread in front of them just to spite them. Kelly says that Champs is great because they have the best vinaigrette.... this whole half of the segment was brought to us by Jello, Hormel, Wetsel's The Lodge, and Champs.... They plug the site and.. THE SUPER COOL AMAZING BLOG! Pugs tells tea story of how they found me but leaves out the part where I was forced to have a closed door meeting with him... I can't go too much into detail about this, maybe when Pugs gets some of that nice Mavs money I'll shake him down... They call me funny and dedicated. Pugs says that I want to be a writer kid, actually to clarify I just want to use my creativity for something... pens and paper are just cheaper than most other stuff, and Kelly wonders if I'm just a kid. Sybil confirms that I am 20... I'm a grown up damn you all, I can vote and I can drive and I went through puberty and I curse... I'M AN ADULT! They suggest changing it from the "show blog" to "Will's blog" because I work so hard on it. Kelly starts to act out my very private E-mails that I send them, I feel betrayed. I'd like to add that I wrote the bios too. Today is ash Wednesday and Kelly is going to get ashes. Pugs calls ashes on the fore head "punkish" and they remind us about Ted Turner telling everyone to wash their heads because they were all dirty. They announce that Sybil has been made a honorary catholic today. Kelly can't get her ashes at 12:30 because she has to work. Pugs calls this religious persecution. Pugs wants to know if its OK to go to "Mel Gibson church" instead of the real church. They decide that it should be good enough. Kelly informs us that God is a big fan of "Lethal Weapon" and Pugs tells us that Jesus loves "Bird on the Wire". The focus back on the obvious religious persecution they are facing today as Catholics. Pugs says that them Jews got it figured all out because they have at least one holiday a month to take off. Pugs thinks it's not fair that people would never tell a Jew to work but the Catholics have to work. Pugs wants to amend his bet that "The Passion of the Christ" wouldn't make the top 5... actually the bet was that it wouldn't beat what "50 First Dates" made in the first week in two weeks... He says he is changing his stance because of the Wednesday release not being fair. They start to talk about the anti-Semite controversy in "The Passion". Pugs says he doesn't think the movie "has legs". A caller named Eric says that when he drove by the movie house he saw old people line up all around. Kelly says that old people go to the movies during the day because they don't have jobs. Pugs tells us that when he saw a movie with a bunch of old people, they kept coughing up hairballs. Kelly is disgusted by the people that leave their phones on during the movie. Jeremy calls in to say that he is going to see the movie and wants to call in tomorrow to give his thoughts on it. He gets hung up on because he is talking like he's on coke. A guy, who hasn't seen the movie, assures us that isn't anti-Semitic and Kelly tells us that if it is anti-Semitic that the Jews deserve it.

11:43
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11:53

They tease a major announcement to be given later on in the show. Today's sounder for the Sega GT Online prize is the Budweiser donkey! They talk about Mel Gibson's crazy daddy. Mel's dad doesn't think there was a holocaust. To explain the disappearance of all the Jews from Europe, he says that they all moved to the Bronx. Pugs says that the Jews will go to through any extent to lie. A caller named Sue says that she saw it Monday and that it's over the top violent. Pugs reminds us that in order for it to be an accurate depiction, the crucifixion must be violent. Mark calls in to say that claiming that this movie makes Jews look bad is like saying that "Roots" made white people look bad... well, it did..stupid... Pugs explains that Jews are a far superior group of people and wonders why they just don't say, in a jewish accent, "OK OK he was the son of god," just to avoid future persecution. Pugs admits that he doesn't know a lot about the bible because he is catholic. Some lady calls in and uses the word diversified a lot and doesn't seem to have a real point. Kelly states that America is 80 percent Christian and that isn't really a diverse population. Pugs says that people should stop being preachy about the god movie. A caller named Mario calls in and overuses the word "basically" just to explain a point already covered. Pugs reminds us that "the Last Temptation of Christ" had manufactured controversy, much like this film, but the church shunned that movie instead. A caller named Richard says that to watch this movie is against the commandments and my head starts to hurt because following along Richard's thought process killed about 24 brain cells. Pugs calls "The Last Temptation of Christ" a kick as movie because it had Scorsese directing, Dafoe starring, and it had boobies. Eric thinks the movie is going to be slow until the ending. Art calls in to remind us that they pay for the bible and Pugs admits that he has never paid for a bible. Kelly says that she has been meaning to read it and Pugs says that she wouldn't be able to make it through 200 pages of it. Kelly calls bull on the Noah Ark story and says that Tyson told her that Noah had a really big boat. They call dinosaurs "Jesus horses" and that Noah must have gotten gay dinosaurs and that's why they are extinct. Paco, former producer for P & K and Dallas board Op. for Stern, IMs Pugs to say that Mel Gibson's dad doesn't believe that the pope is Catholic. He says that the pope is a puppet of the Jews and the freemasons.

12:21
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*donkey*
*break*
12:33

Yolanda wins the Sega GT online thing. They plug Sybil working as a bartender at the Down Under Pub & Grub in Frisco. Stuttering John blew them off again and Pugs says to screw it while Kelly says that John is coming off her Christmas card list. They talk about Eric's rape. Eric got sexually assualted at Duke's last night. *sad music* A female fan start yelling at Eric, "ERIC MARC ERIC MARC!" and she jumped on his chest. She bit his ear lob hard and he pushed her off. While all of this was happening she managed to reach around into the back of his pants and made a half inch fingernail disappear in his booty hole. Eric ran to the bathroom and wiped and found blood. When he got home he noticed that he bleed a lot but assured us that he was able to have a normal movement this morning. Pugs finds it funny that out of all of the hot chicks on the show, Eric is the one that gets molested. Cody told P & K last night that Eric ran off noticeably shaken and that he looked like he was going to cry. Eric says that he told Gavin what happened and Gavin told him that he should leave. They have an artist rendering on the gallery section of the site.. Its pretty gross looking. Pugs wants to know what you should do in this situation and Kelly wonders if Eric thinks he got what he deserved. Eric says that he never intentionally hurt anyone. Pugs claims that if it happened to him that he'd be over it by now... I'd like to day that as a long time listener I believe that Pugs would be outraged and become increasingly outraged all for the sake of good radio.... Eric feels like a huge victim. A caller calls bluff on Pugs saying that he wouldn't report it. She reminds us that last week he said that a guy should report a rape. Pugs says that Eric wasn't raped and claims that even if he was he shouldn't report it because of the social stigma attached to it.... looking through my notes from last week I can tell you that Pugs repeatedly said that he would report it despite Kelly calling bull crap on it... Chris calls in to say that it happened to him and it makes you feel like less than a man. Kelly says that Eric can't really *drum roll please*... "sit" on it..* HONK HONK*.... Pugs keep telling Eric to get over the emotional turmoil.

12:58
*break
1:11

A caller named Amy scolds Pugs and tells him to take it more seriously. They wonder why Eric didn't stop this from happening. Eric says that he got distracted when she bit his ear and that in the midst of the chaos she managed to sodomize him in about four seconds. A nurse e-mails into the show to say that the chick may have given Eric HIV. Eric calls this awful because he stopped being a slut and if he gets HIV from this its going to be sucky. Jason calls in to tell his tale of a man drugging him and raping him. He says that when he came through he knocked him out. Pugs says that is the way a man should handle the situation. Jason says that that he was so ashamed of it that it took him a long time to tell people what happened to him. Jason tells Eric that you didn't ask for it to happen to you so why feel ashamed? Eric says that he feels like less than a man because he had no control over the situation. Pugs says that a man doesn't mess with police, hospitals, or rape kits. A man just kicks ass... again I would like to point you to last weeks show on the rape of the former Colorado kicker, I made note of what he said in the blog... Some cat calls in and gets dumped out... "DAMN YOU JANET JACKSON!"

1:26
*break*
1:39

They plug Sybil's new bartending job at Down Under Pub & Grub. Now it's time for the major announcement. After a two year hiatus, it's the return of dodgeball! I, Will the mudafuggin' thrill, challenge you all at dodge ball. I have been training for two years. I tie an elastic band to a tennis ball and attach it at my head. I then throw the ball and attempt to dodge it. I've yet to actually dodge it but I've come close several times. I've been dying to play dodge ball... but oh wait... It's on a Wednesday night, the night that I have class... damn you people. Dodge ball will be a 8 week tournament every Wednesday night. The event is going to be held at Duke's Original Road House and Pugs says 'It's going to have a real court with spray paint!" Pugs says that this is going to be bigger than the previous dodge ball tournament. The station is actually going to help out and he wants people to practice, get sponsors for their teams, and wear uniforms. Sybil still has all the registration forms from the previous Dodge Ball because she rocks harder than Elvis. A punk card has been laid for Fitz's food stealing show. I wonder if it's going to be picked up. Sybil says that she isn't going to play because her boobs are too big and Pugs says that Tyson is going to suck.

didn't get the time
*break*
2:05

Pugs says that you should print out the blog and take it in the crapper. I would like to say that you shouldn't do that. You shouldn't disrespect my work with your foul odors.. sickos.... The sales people is having a team put together by Brad. Sybil informs us that since Josh Cooperman will be on the team no girls will be playing. Kelly says that Brad should pick out the uniforms because it wouldn't match. Kelly makes fun of Brad's outfit says that he's too short to wear large print. That leads us to the next topic. Urban Outfitters is a stupid trendy store where you... Pugs wonders if it's a Gap company. They discuss the Gap stores. Old Navy is the poor Gap, Gap is the regular Gap, and the Banana Republic is the rich Gap.Pugs says that he wants a fat Gap. They switch their focus back to Urban Outfitters and Pugs explains that it is a store where you can buy a $120 trucker's cap even though you can get it a truck stop for 5 bucks. They bring up the new shirt that says, "voting is for old people" Everybody wonders about when it became cool to become a brain dead retard. Pugs wants to remind us that chicks eventually like smarter people... is this why I get hit on by older women and spit on by ladies my own age?... Pugs thinks they should just make a shirt that says "I'm really stupid". A caller calls in to say that he doesn't want people to vote who take that kind of attitude. Kelly wonders when did it become cool to not be interested in politics and reminds us of the 60s. Pugs claims that he didn't vote during the last election because he was making a political statement. He didn't approve of any candidate. Eric says that he couldn't wait for when he turned 18 because he wanted to vote so badly. Pugs explains that political awareness begins at home with the family. That it begins with a heated argument with a grandfather. Pugs brings up that kids today think bad grammar is cool... I would like to say that I don't think it's cool I'm just illiterate.... They talk about how Sybil wrote, "Why is it kewl to be ignorant" on the dry erase board in the studio.... Sybil would like you all to know that it was a joke and that she is upset that it wasn't revealed to be a joke on the air.... A candidate for most retardedest caller of the year says that since all of the politicians are older it doesn't represent him. Pugs and Kelly both call him stupid and inform him that the laws apply to him all the same. I would like to say that I wouldn't want a twenty year old in office because he has no real life experience nor has he paid his "dues". Pugs would like to know if the pretty dumb girls are just acting and Kelly tells him that sometimes they are. The last caller on this topic spends 62 hours to explain that the kids just don't care anymore.. I fall asleep.

2:27
*break*
2:38

Both Pugs and Kelly are sick and Pugs says that he took 4 motrin. He wonders if that is going to make him ovulate now and Kelly informs him that isn't the drug that does it. We get informed that Brad has changed after Kelly ripped on his outfit. Kelly, who is a good person despite the occasionally evil tendecies, explains that she has no right to talk because she was the only loser that showed up to Mardi Gras at Duke's in a costume. *Jetson's bell* Brad the sales guy calls in to clarify that he didn't change he just took off the blazer. He sounds kind of pissed but he says that her comments didn't bother him. Kelly attempts to mend the fence by saying that he's good looking.

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!!!

1. In Houston, a woman is on trial for stabbing her husband 100 times.
Sybil said that her and Kent were talking about how their arms would tired after a while.

2. A Hong Kong porno film, "Exposure Trip to Hong Kong" was filmed in the Hong Kong airport. Officials are trying to figure out how nobody noticed it. Sybil says that they will have their "Rawyers" on it... dead silence... Pugs sounds all funny and the Budweiser donkey yell... and then a break... I hope they didn't kill her, she was cute.

2:44
*break*
2:48

They say that Sybil was babbling during the break about ways to make the donkey yell funnier. They play all their favorite sound bites including Sybil's brand new Anna Nicole saying "biscuit". Pugs says that Gavin hates it when they do stuff like that.

3. Martin Lawrence punch a woman in the jaw after she asked him if he'd like to go to a party at the playboy mansion.
Pugs says its a shame that Martin Lawrence is crazy because he is super talented. He feels that he screws himself by acting all crazy. Pugs wonders if Martin yelled " I'M MARTIN LAWRENCE BITCH!"... you know, like Dave Chapelle doing Rick James.... come on... COME ON!

4. The Lead singer of Puddle of Mudd got arrested for being drunk...
Pugs cuts her off

5. The Sex and the City girls hate each other.
Pugs says that Kim Cattrall is a diva and that her and Sarah Jessica Parker probably hate each other.

6. Courtney Love fired her lawyer because she didn't' want to plead guilty.

They plug Sybil at the Pub and Grub one more time.

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:55*



*IMPORTANT*...

E-mail Sybil if you want to play Dodge Ball... sybil@pugsandkellylive.com DO NOT messsage her on friendzy.. DO NOT!

Sybil is working Wednesday nights at Down Under Pub and Grub from 8pm-midnight... come on out and throw money at her... you'll get a smile.


I Heard it Dude (IHID)
Sybil Giggle- 10
Comments on Eric being Gay- 2.5
Bell Dings- 15
Shoutouts to Will- 2

comments/suggestions/news of the impending news of the world? E-mail will at castorprometheus@hotmail.com

*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 11:35*

Today's show is being broadcast live at Duke's Original Road House for Mardi Gras. Pugs lets us know what's coming up on today's show and Sybil explains the Sega GT online/ X-box contest. After a pop quiz from Kelly, Eric, who is in the studio and sounds like god, informs us that Duke's is named after John Wayne. Pugs says that when hear a clip of John Wayne to call in and win the Sega GT online prize and a chance to win the X-box console. Kelly is dressed like Little Miss Muffet today and Pugs asks why does every girl that dresses up like a fairy taie look whorish? Pugs is finding Kelly sexy right now and elects to sit closer to Sybil because he is getting weirded out. Pugs and Sybil get to have masks too. Kelly announces that they're going to be drinking today, that's what I miss most about them doing remotes.. the drunken moments on the air. Pugs says that he wants Charles Rich on the phone because he's going to sue Mark Cuban for all that he is worth.

I missed the time
*break*
John Wayne clip
*cont. Break*
11:58

David wins the Sega GT online prize and we go into why Pugs has beef with Mark Cuban. Pugs reads an article titled "A Million Reasons to Tune into Cuban". It explains that Mark Cuban is going to host a reality TV show on ABC that is giving away a million dollars to whoever can convince him to cough up the cash. They a play a clip of Mark Cuban being on November 20, 2001. The clip has Pugs pitching an idea to Mark Cuban for a reality show where people tell Mark their reasons for needing money from Mark Cuban. Charles Rich is on the phone and says that Pugs has a definite case. Pugs decides that he wants the Mavericks. Kelly says that she wants to take her kids to Disney world and Pugs says he'd move the Mavs to Waco just to piss people off. Kelly points out that Pugs would be the first contestant for the show. Pugs lets everyone know that he has a case but, doesn't want to be a dick about the whole thing. Pugs just wants Cuban to come into the studio once a week, he wants a skybox at the AA, and a Jag. As for ABC, screw them because they have to pay.

12:10
*break*
12:21

McKenna is there. Stuttering John was on hold during the break to explain why he is going to Leno but he hung up. He said that he didn't have enough time to talk but he will be on tomorrow. Kelly calls this Pugs' year because he about to get a lot of money from Mark Cuban, he is an anime icon, and he has huge beads. Bowling for Soup is there and Eric is playing something very loud into Pugs and Kelly's headphones. They both yell at him but he keeps doing it. Pugs yells at him again. Bowling for Soup talk about how they like to get their crew to fight each other and Pugs and Kelly confess that they do the same thing with Eric and Sybil. Jaret Von Erich explains that file sharing is good for people that download music to see if they'd like to buy the album. He says its funny that kids at the shows tell him that they downloaded the album. They say that they are in Dallas to record B-sides and they explain to Kelly what a B-side is. Pugs asks if the band has a hard time relating to their young fan base and Kelly reminds us that the guys drink like 22 year olds. Pugs wants to know what was the moment that they knew they were going to be OK. Jaret says that the when the "Bitch Song" starting get radio play, they knew it was working out. Kelly asks the age old question, world peace or a bigger unit? The band all say world peace but Pugs wants a bigger unit. Pugs says that all he thinks about all day are bigger units... heh.

12:36
*break*
John Wayne Clip
*break*
12:43

Lambert wins the Sega GT online prize. Bowling for Soup is about to perform "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" God lets us know that the one of the microphones is out so they decide to share. They perform and afterwards Kevin the Trainer calls in to plug himself as the official Bowling for Soup trainer. Kevin says that Cody was suppose to put Kevin's name as Chris and he was going to ask how everybody was losing weight. Kelly says that if he would have done that she would have asked how he knew that they lost weight and Pugs says that his producers aren't going to lie to him because, Kevin told them too... and to think, Kevin calls me a tool. They play a brand new song called "Two Seater" and they seem to have messed up during the song and restarted, nobody noticed though. "Two Seater" is a catchy tune and I dig it. Pugs lets them know that it's going to be a hit. That means a lot because we all know that Pugs is a master of picking the hits.

12:58
*break*
1:07

When we come back from the breaks Sybil is getting the crowd to cheer like drunken weirdos by screaming. I think Sybil to scream during every show. God lets us know that we can't hear Jaret again and when we do we get to hear how the drummer, Gary Wiseass joined up. Kelly decides to ask the guys questions from Glamour magazine.

1. Is it OK to use a cell phone camera to take pictures of women?
the guys all say yes but, nobody can take pictures of their wives unless their wives are strippers.

2. How do you feel about a slighty pouchy tummy?
the guys all agree that its sexy but that if it looks like she is wearing a fanny pack then that's not cool.

3. What are you most worried about losing? girl, erection, hair, or job
Pugs says job because the others are easily remedied.

4. The woman of your dreams as an STD, herpes, what do you do?
Everyone agrees that they go for it because the herpes commercial looks like fun. Erik says that there are worse things than herpes like finding out that she was a man. Kelly tells us that her dad told her mom that he got crabs from sleeping in hotel sheets.

5. Are you self conscious about the way your body during the "act"?
Chris Van Malsteen says that no he isn't because once you're doing it, it doesn't matter anymore cause you're in. Pugs says that he has occasionally looked down and realized that his breast outshined those of chicks he's been with.

6. Is there a soulmate?
Since all of the guys are married or in a serious relationship they all say yes.

David, the new intern, gets busted for leaving the guests glasses empty.

7. Online relationship chick doesn't look anything like her pic, what do you do?
They say that since she lied online why would you talk to her? Pugs says that you should find out exactly what she is wearing but tell her that you are wearing something different then you really are so that you can scope her out.

8. What is the sure fire sign that a girl is good at "it"?
Pugs says that if she is awake. Jaret says that if she doesn't smell like vomit.

1:23
*break*
1:37

Pugs says that the drinks are kicking in. He brings up his great trivia triumph over Kurt Vollers and says that he wanted him to play wack-a-stick today but Kurt has dropped off the face of the earth. The Bowling for Soup guys volunteer to play and Tyson is made the official wacker. Since I was unable to write the question as fast as they came out and seeing as Sybil is unable to tell me the questions, she is at Duke's right now, sooo I will tell you who is right and wrong.

Round 1

Pugs is wrong and gets whacked, hard... real hard.
Kelly is right
Gary is right
Chris is right
Jaret is wrong
Erik is wrong
Pugs tries to get Tyson and Erik to reenact Roots but they don't

Round 2

Pugs is wrong
Kelly is wrong and wants it hard.. hehehe
Gary is right
Chris is right
Jaret is right
Erik is wrong

Round 3

Pugs is wrong and tells Tyson, "COME ON BITCH!" Tyson whacks the hell out of him and Kelly scolds the boy.
Kelly is wrong and a chick named Annette is going to hit Kelly but she fails in satisfying Kelly's need to get it hard... hehehe
Gary is wrong
Chris is wrong
Jaret is right
Eric is right

final score...
Pugs the king of trivia- 0
Kelly- 1
Gary- 2
Chris- 2
Jaret- 2
Erik- 1


1:58
*break*
John Wayne sound clip
*break cont.*
2:06

They plug the appearance tonight again and they are started to sound really tipsy. Roger Lodge joins the show and he plugs Blind Date a lot. Just in case you didn't hear him the first forty times, its on at 11:30 and midnight on channel 27 KDFI. Kelly says that Roger is more attractive in person than he is on TV, she's drunk. Pugs is disappointed when Roger says that the sweatered Roger is dead and that he has a new look. Roger plugs his work at the Clippers Vs Mavs game tonight and Pugs says that Roger must give Mark Cuban a message that has to do about his law suit. They play the clip again and Roger admits that it is a clear rip off job. Roger announces that he just got married on Nov. 30 and points out his super hot blonde wife. He also plugs his sports radio show in LA and says that he also produces Blind Date. PUGS IS DRUNK!

2:20
*break*
2:27

Gretchen won the Sega GT online prize. Kelly says that she keeps licking her microphone instead of the straw... drunken slob. Kelly admits that she is really drunk and wants to know what time Gavin is going to show up. Pugs says that Kelly looks retarded hot in her costume. Pugs says that he is still upset about being ripped off. And finalizes his list of demands.

1. Cuban to come into the studio at least once a month
2. A two year lease on a Jaguar
3. Skybox at AA
4. Helicopter
5. $10,000 in cash.

Kelly says that she wants lifetime passes to Disney.

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

Sybil is struggling a little bit but we still love her just the same.

1.K-9 dog snorted heroin.
Kelly slurs out that she knew something like that would happen.

Pugs interrupts the news to talk about primetime monday TV.
The midget picked the midget
Big Fat Obnoxious Wedding proves that dignity can be bought.
Something about a blonde guy on Average Joe

2. Dumbest Band Name list from Guitar One Magazine
10- The Band
9- The president of the United States of America.. drunken singing
8- Toto
7- Yes... drunken singing
6- Any band named after a place IE Chicago, Europe, Boston, Asia. Pugs says that Sybil didn't know who Europe was and starts to sing "The Final Countdown" Kelly admits to going to an Asia concert.

2:41
*break*
2:48

Sybil's boyfriend is there watching her work for the first time ever.

stupid band name list continues

5- Any scat name
4- any band named after a girl's body part
3- any band named after a boy's body part
2- Limp Bizkit
1-The Beatles.

Jaret says that nobody should buy that magazine again and Pugs explains that the Beatles took their name because they were big fans of Buddy Holly and the Crickets.

Bowling for Soup takes us out... HIT IT BOYS!

*"The Bitch Song" @ 2:52*

I Heard it Dude (IHID)

Sybil Giggle- 30
Comments About Eric Being Gay- 0
Bell Dings- 38
Buzzer- 16
Shout outs to Will- 1

Comments/ Credit Card Information/ Social #/ Spam? E-mail Will at castorprometheus@hotmail.com

This is the show from 2-23-04.
A few problems with the blogger site and my computer prevented me from getting it up last night but, being the good boy that I am I woke up extra early to finish it.


*"El Distorto de Melodica" @ 11:11*... make a wish! hehehehe....


We start the show with Stuttering John talk. John is leaving Howard's show to go work for Jay Leno and Pugs wants to get him on the air. Pugs thinks that it isn't fair for Howard to be mad at John and he reveals that Fitz tried to steal Eric away... shame on you Fitz... shame. Kelly thinks that they lured John away by telling him that they'll have him do more than just announcing. They debate on whether or not Letterman is competitive with Leno ratings wise. They also discuss how old Letterman is and Kelly says 66... she then takes it back and says 56. I'm sure nobody told her there would be and math. We end this segment with a plug for the live broadcast from Duke's Original Roadhouse tomorrow for Mardi Gras.

11:20
*break*
11:25

We got a new addition to the P & K family, David the intern. First day on the job and he's already screwing up. Not only did he give the wrong papers to the wrong person, her also blamed Sybil for his mistake. As somebody that has interacted with Sybil, I can tell you that she will kill you four times before you hit the ground for something like that. Cody IMs Pugs to confirm that Sybil is a ballbuster. Kelly is happy that Tyson is back. Pugs says that when a boyfriend is out of town, you are normally suppose to hang out with your girlfriends. Pugs reminds us that Kelly has no friends an accuses Kelly of dumping her friends when she gets a new boyfriend. She claims that she doesn't have time for friends. When she does have time its 11 at night and nobody is around... Kelly, I'm always awake and I'm always online. I'm a joy to talk to and I'm a good friend. Focus shifts to the White Trash Party and Kelly says that Jesse James Dupree, lead singer of Jackyl, sounded like a mixtures of Boom Howard and a rock star. Pugs admits that he is still stoned from the chainsaw gas, Jackyl uses chainsaws during their performances. Kelly thinks that the drummer was gay and says that he stripped down to his speedo during the performance. Everybody was upset that they missed Billy the Kid perform. Pugs complains that the parking was ridiculous and Kelly says that she was frightened to park in the shadey neighborhood because she was dressed slutty. Kelly tells us that while she was walking through the crowd at the white trash party, some dude pinched her ass. She describes him as a short guy with dark skin and a pencil mustache. She turned around and just looked at him and she really wanted to hit him. She says that she was worried that she would get kicked out and also stresses her fear of making a bad impression she would make at a company event. Pugs says that she should have kicked that guys ass and Kelly wonders if you should tell your boyfriend something that will make him angry even though there is nothing he can do about it.

11:40
*break*
11:48

Eric confirms the shadiness of the neighborhood and almost gets to tell his tail until he is cut off by Pugs babbling something incoherent... you'll get 'em next time Eric... Kelly says that it looked like the neighborhood got dressed up for the white trash party too. Switching back to ass grabbing, Pugs says that "my word against his" doesn't amount to a hill of beans when a girl gets molested. Danny calls in to tell Kelly that she was at a white trash party and that she should have expected it. Kelly isn't sure if she would have told Tyson if he was there. Pugs says that you have to tell your boyfriend stuff like that so that he can play "knight in shining armor". Pugs says that being that "knight" will earn him points and Eric admits that he probably would have done something to earn points even though he is just a.. and he gets talked over by Pugs... damn Eric, that Fitz job looking any better? Pugs tells us a story about how his wife was grabbed by some douche in a strip club in Las Vegas and how he almost he almost defended her honor until a bouncer came over. Tom calls in to say that he puts his hands in his pockets to avoid being accused of fondling people.. I do that too but I just get accused of being perverted and kind of creepy. A caller asks Pugs why he would claim to defend Kelly's honor when he wouldn't defend the girl from the teenage gangbangers. Kelly defends Pugs' honor by stating that Pugs does defend her. A caller named Chuck teaches, "that grabbing a person's ass is an olden Italian way of making a pick up line," Pugs reminds us that it isn't the olden times. A caller says that women grab each other all the time and Kelly says that women seem to ignore the rules. Sybil says that she would probably giggle if a woman grabbed her... hot, so hot... Sybil explains that she and a sales chick both got grabbed at the white trash party. A guy calls in and tells everyone that his wife got grabbed by the same guy and that he pushed him up against the pool tables before the bouncers came and took the ass grabber away. Pugs says that some guys think it's OK to touch another man's junk. Apparently, Eric fondled Tyson's dang-o-dong at speed dating and Tyson didn't know how to handle it. Eric says that Pugs' buddy Metro-Aaron does it all the time. Pugs sounds a little bit jealous when he says that Aaron never grabbed him. Cody chimes in again with another IM stating that both Eric and Aaron grab him. Eric denies the allegation. A bald guy calls in to say that people think its ok to feel a man's bald head. Pugs says that happens all the time and that he doesn't know how to handle that situation. Kelly claims that people do the same thing with pregnant chicks. Pugs says that he hates the "fake hugs" and explains that he only wants hugs from a girl he is dating and really hot chicks. Pugs my man, you are truly wise!

12:20
*break*
12:29

We are welcomed back with Pugs burping and claiming that the gas is from the Atkins. The show is giving away Sega GT Online games and Pugs explains that the winners will be put into a raffle to win a X-box. Pugs asks Eric to explain X-box live to everyone... OK Eric, this is your chance to shine, the spot light is on you... you must sparkle!... Eric almost explains the whole concept until Pugs cuts him off by saying that his former roommate use to use X-box live to play with his brother... Eric, I'm sorry. Kelly says that Declan is starting to get into games now and shares that he wants an X-box. Pugs says that only he can give it to him because he cherishes his role as "cool Uncle Pugs". They annouce that when the "nut punch" sound is played, the 15th caller wins Sega GT online. More ass grabbing talk ensues when Kelly says that she can't even handle shaking people's hands during Catholic services. A caller explains that he can never shake hands because he is always worried about the shaker masturbating before hand... heheh.. hand.... Pugs says that you should never shake somebody's hand inside of a bathroom. Pugs and Eric show us, the listening audience, how to shake hands while Kelly plays commentator. Pugs lets us know that three pumps and you're out... I've heard that about you Pugs. A girl calls in to say that while she was in another country, she had her breast and her ass groped. Pugs says lets that she should have let Dad handle it and she says that her dad and brother didn't do crap. Pugs tells us a story about when he told his ex-wife to shut up at one of her family gatherings. Her brother walked up to him ten minutes later and laid the verbal hammer down. A woman called in to say that Mike Ditka grabbed her ass twice... I think that's great!

12:52
*break*
1:06

A dude named Joaquin won the first Sega GT prize. We now move onto the plugging segment of the show, today's plug... Mardi Gras at Duke's Original Road House. Kelly and Sybil are going to dress up for the celebration tomorrow but they aren't quite sure what they should wear. Eric says feathered mask are the normal Mardi Gras attire and I say dress like a rabid panda.. ROOOAAAAAAR!!! For some reason Pugs starts ranting about the Papal conspiracy to eat fish on Friday and about how popes use to have kids. The only thing that stops this rant is *Jetson's bell* Judy from Costume World. Pugs says that Judy always sounds drunk and Judy drunkenly denies these allegations. She describes Mardi Gras as being an over the top affair that deserves over the top costumes. She says that she has the perfect costumes picked out for Kelly and Sybil, describing them as "classy and hot"... I really hope that is just costume business talk for "slutty and hot for twenty year old half Asian dudes that work really hard on show blogs"... Judy suggest that Pugs dress up like a king or a jester. Pugs is intrigued by the king idea. He says that he wants a crown and a scepter but, not too fancy of a scepter. A caller wants to share his belief that Pugs would make a good tranny and Pugs agrees. Another caller explains to use that "Mardi gras" is French for "fat Tuesday" and Pugs informs him that nobody asked.

*didn't get the time*
*break*
*nut punch*
*cont. break*
1:32

I heard the nut punch during he break and fought the urge to call in, I must stay outside of the show. It is my duty as a show blogger to not get involved in the show. *Jetson's bell* It's Keith and he wins!!! YEAH KEITH! Is this the same Keith that stumped Mr. Skin? Isn't there a 30 day waiting period before you can win another prize? Pugs says that this is how you reward people that listen all day... I listen all day and write about what I heard... just saying is all... We now shift focus to Sex and the City. Kelly liked the final episode. Pugs says that the show never appealed to him and says that he finds it funny when guys say it's like a window into what women really talk about. Pugs lets us know that the show was written by a flamingly homosexual man and that's why the women are so hyper sexual. Kelly says that it is hard to relate to the show. They play a clip of Christina Aguilera doing a Kim Cattral impersonation on SNL. Pugs says that it is a dead on Cattral impersonation. He thinks that Christina has proven herself to be better than Brittany Spears in another realm of entertainment, acting. They rundown what happens to what chick on Sex and the City. They play a clip of Sarah Jessica Parker and Pugs just craps all over her. Pugs says that he is irritated by her and lets us know that she is the biggest reason he never watched the show. Kelly points out the hypocrisy of the final episode. She says that the show was about being comfortable as a single woman and that the ending had very stereotypical fairy tail endings. Kelly predicts that there will be negative fallout for that.

1:54
*break*
2:03

Lesbians are protesting on TV. Pugs starts talking about Christina Aguilera going to her nose last night on SNL, as if she was a coke addict. Dylan sends an e-mail saying that it appeared that she had track marks on her arm. Pugs assures us that if Christina had been shooting up heroin that her people would have been smart enough to cover up the track marks. Pugs tells us that cocaine is a good tool to help us get over our fears when we have to go do something out of our element. A caller reminds us that in that the SNL guys always use to get wasted during the shows. Pugs says that after Farley, Lorne Michaels is dropping the hammer on substance abuse. Kelly is afraid that people think that she is coked up now and she is wary to rub her nose in public. Pugs informs her that all the comedians think she is "wired" and wonders why none of the comedians offer her some blow. Kelly brings up the glory days of radio, banging sluts in the studio, doing blow during the show, and smoking drugs. P & K are upset because they missed out on that. Speaking of coke heads, the SAG awards were on last night. Pugs says that he has found a new coke fiend in Sean Astin, the wicked offspring of Gomez Adams and that chick with the British cousin who look a like or something. While watching Bill Mahr, Pugs noticed that Astin was talking at 200 miles per hour. They play a clip of Astin at the SAG awards and its the same self important crap that a lot of celebrities say. He takes a shot at Viggo Mortinson, Pugs and Kelly both agree that his movies suck, Orlando Bloom, P & K still mistake him for the 7-up guy, and Eliljah Wood, not important enough to even get a smart ass comment. He reminds everybody about his mom and union stuff. He then talks about how they should get more award shows. He then starts to talk about how... and then he gets pushed out of the way. Ha, let the good times roll!

2:31
*break*
*nut punch*
*cont. break*
2:43

More plugs for Duke's and Pugs informs us that if you place breath strips on you passed out date's face, it will turn green. The new intern messed up again because he didn't put the "nut punch" winner on the air... *shakes his head in disappointment*

Weekend Debris line... Drunkards, all of you! We get three calls from a very drunk Smith at Mardi Gras.

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT

she has to rush through them because ass grabbing went a little long.

1. A 6 year old British girl is a super genius and is in mensa.

2. Another old lady mistook her brake and gas pedal.

3. #1 movie is "50 First Dates"

4. Sean not so famous guy injured a security guard.

5. Mickey Rourke and Anna Kornikova are rumored to be dating after they were spotted hanging out together.

6. A judge sentences a burglar to two years probation, a fine, and 100 hours of cleaning prison toilets.
Kelly says that she would rather go to jail and I wonder how a little woman with fake breast would do in prison... and I hope it's like Cinemax prison and not like the real prison.

*"I'm Coming Home"@2:53*


I Heard It Dude (IHID)

Sybil Giggle- 1
Comments about Eric being gay- 0, unless you count the nut grabbing part
Dings- 8
buzzer- 2



Come on out to Duke's Original Road House for Mardi Gras and other debauchery.
Live broadcast w/P&K from 11am-3pm
Happy Hour w/Sybil from 5-7pm
Mardi Gras Party w/P&K from 8-10pm


also... Happy anniversary to my Mom and Dad, 22 years. Congrarations, A winner is you!

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