*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 11:29*

It's Friday, that means..... KELLY RUNS DOWN THE SUPER FUN TIME HAPPY LUCKY WEEKEND LINE UP!!!!.... or she at least tries to. Tyson's birthday dinner is tonight and they have Sybil make reservations. They had their first Russ Martin shooting incident yesterday and Pugs is upset that he was the only one that followed the plan. The great big plan was to have everyone lay down on the ground and not get up until everyone is concerned. Kelly, in typical professional DJ manner, just screamed the F* word. Kelly, while happy to be thought of enough to get shot at, is concerned because there have been 5 night time shows that have been shot... and they have all disappeared. Pugs has a bag like an old lady's purse... I could write about how that tidbit came up.. but it's funnier to just say it like this.... Kelly always has pens and Pugs never does. Pugs is disturbed by the death of... Mike is on the phone. Mike was the glass repair dude that serviced Pugs' car after the great Plano glass break of '03. When he was 16, his boss shot him with blanks and.. "DUMP!"... They tell him to say "The said, "Mike, I'm tired of your fecal matter!"" Mike says that even though it was filled with blanks, his body seemed to react with the "bullets". Kelly has a slight heart condition and is afraid of keeling over the next time this happens. We're giving away a 26 week free rental card to blockbuster for whoever can name the dude that died. Matt calls in to say JJ Jackson and he wins! JJ Jackson was one of the original MTV VJs and died at 62 years old. Pugs feels so old now. Pugs and Kelly wax reminiscent of Live-Aid. Pugs teaches us that JJ was the top guy at MTV because he was the only one with a name. Who were the original MTV VJs?

11:45
*break*
11:58

Something seemed to be stirring in the studio during the break. Sybil claims she isn't angry and that she is incredibly under-slept/over worked... you and me both sister.... Pugs thinks Sybil is mad because she wasn't formally invited to dinner and informs her that she is always invited. It doesn't matter though because Eric is his favorite. More VJ talk and some dude list off the original VJs... JJ (dead), Mark Goodman (dark hair, Jewfro, looked like Bruno from Fame, stinky), Nina (naked in playboy, whorish) Alan Hunter (who?), Martha Quinn (cute girl next door). The remote control guy is sad. His lackeys, Adam Sandler and Colin Quinn, have both upstaged him. Pugs reminds us of the two Julie Browns, down town (black), and west coast (white). Kennedy was the bitch in the glasses that is now a republican or something. A guy calls in and offers up Ricky Rachtmen and Matt Pinfield. Pugs thinks that Pinfield was weird looking, bald and fat much like himself. A caller named Chris offers Adam Curry and Kelly remembers that he was a little bitch. Troy calls in with Randee of the Redwoods and Pugs teaches us that he is Kirby on Arli$$. Kelly is surprised to find out that Daisy Fuentes was a VJ. Pugs found her so hot but he found Karen Duffy to be the hottest. A man calls in to announce that the greatest actor of all time was a VJ, Paulie Shore. Kelly tells us that at a comedy store Paulie went nuts and threw his own feces all over the office. Another guy brings up Jesse and says that he has a drug problem.. ya think? Kurt Loder is the longest tenured MTV personality. Pugs teaches us that MTV never wanted the VJs to become bigger stars than the music and that is why they have so much turnover.

12:33
*break*
12:36

Pugs thanks everyone that E-mailed him in support of the Kevin/Mystery Girl situation. He has received so many that he can't answer everyone back. Kelly claims to only get hate mail... Kelly I send you nudey pics... Pugs and Kelly both think the other is more popular. Someone tried to fight Kevin last night and Kevin laid him out. Pugs asks everybody to leave him alone. Kevin had a rough day yesterday topped off by Pugs' dog Blue eating all of his dinner. Kelly wonders how Pugs and Kevin can even talk anymore. Pugs says that it's easy now that Kevin is moving.

My two cents on people attacking Kevin...
Its cool to be into radio. It's cool to cut wise about it. But don't overstep your boundaries. It sickens me to know that there was somebody stupid enough to try to start crap with Kevin in a parking lot. Kevin, good for you for laying him out. Yes, when you listen to talk radio for a while you feel like you become apart of somebody's life, especially with P and K because they are so open about their lives.... but come on people, respect them enough and show enough class to be cool.... cool bird... play it cool.... You may feel like you know these people but these people don't know you. ummm I had a point I think... whatever, I give up.

Kelly is mad. Kelly is upset at Josh Cooperman... again....Josh is on the phone and Pugs explains that everyone has a Josh Cooperman in their office, the guy that runs the NCAA tourney bets. Cody reads off everyone's standings in the tournament... Cody= 11-5 Kent = 12-4, Eric = 13-3, Pugs = 14-2.... Josh and Pugs discussed their need to get more chicks involved because..."umm is Kelly still there?"... we need more women to make the pot bigger and then lose. Kelly is mad. Kelly wants to call Josh's wife and tell her about his woman hating ways. Kelly doesn't want to be involved in any thing that has Josh-funk all over it. Kelly thinks that somebody needs to remind Josh that he's Jewish... whoa.... Kelly is mad. A different Josh calls in to tell Kelly to learn her place and to never speak when another man is speaking. Pugs suggest Josh and Kelly get into a one on one match up at dodgeball. Pugs thinks that Kelly would absolutely kill Josh. The match is made... LETS GET IT ON!

12:54
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1:04

It's time for insane roommate talk. Kelly had an ex-boyfriend, about 10-15 years ago, Jesus Dave, that scared her so much that she had to hide in the bathroom with a phone. Pugs had a roommate that tried to screw Kelly over and he has a roommate now that screwed his ex-girlfriend. When Pugs was right out of college he lived with 4 23 year olds. One of the guys would steal from the other roommates and Pugs find it ridiculous to have to put a lock on your door... so do I.... Kelly's first college roommate was great until Kelly told her that she didn't like her Kate Bush album. She moved out after that because, "if you don't like my music... you don't like me!".... I really hate people like that.... Pugs' friend Mike had a college roommate that was a gangbanger from the inner city. On the weekends he would get kicked out of his room so that his roommates other gang banger friends can stick around. Kelly, caller variety not host variety, says that she had a roommate in college that memorized her driver license number to write hot checks. Doug calls in to tell us about his psycho, drunkard, ex-seal roommate. He woke up one day with him standing at the foot of his bed with a noose and a knife demanding that he place it over his neck. He then booby trapped the apartment. Kelly thinks that he could have been somebody that could have benefited from a little grief counseling. Some chick's dormmate has sex right in front of her. One time she just walked out and the next day her dormmate asked her what her problem is. Pugs' roommates had a community beagle and one of the dudes use to let him eat off the community dishes. Sarah's former roommate use to let her cat defecate in her closet. Kelly's second college roommate, Rose, was the typical white trash chick... she even had a rose tattoo on her boob. She would buy pot and give it to Kelly even though she wouldn't smoke. She would then smoke all of "Kelly's" supply and then go get her some more. Kelly now realizes that she was just keeping it on Kelly's side just in case they got busted. This chick that went to Art school had a roommate that use to sleep for 26 hours straight. She eventually met other drama nerd friends and made up their own language. Pugs went to a drama geek party one time and it was all drugs and sex. Some dude had a roommate that ran a bootleg porn ring. He was a Malay that would take apart tapes and stuff them in pillows to send off to Malaysia, where porno is illegal.

1:31
*break*
1:47

Pugs wants to read an E-mail he got but is unsure if he is suppose to... he decides to read it but leave off the name.... I, Will the Blogger, was able to receive a copy of this e-mail and will post it here... don't ask how I got this.

Living with my sister is well.. crappy. She has stabbed me three times and has thrown a knife at me and demanded that I pick it up and "send her to hell"... she is a coke head now and use to break into my room to steal books, movies, and money to support her habit. I had to get a
lock for my door but I've caught her trying to break into my room several times still, I've come home to credit cards stuffed into my door jam. During my cousin's graduation she tried to sell a stolen TV to everyone. She constantly has people that want to kill her so, I deal with that too... it's fun...

Other than that, she's a good kid.


It's Funny Sucker Friday and here who has the sucks in funny...
Kelly- 2
Pugs- 3
Sybil- 1

*NOTE* I always find the stuff they use for funny suckers funny... I guess I just have a lame sense of humor.

Pugs thinks that his Scitzo joke was funny. wait no it wasn't huh? what?.. hahahaha.... Kelly votes for Pugs' scitzo joke and Pugs declares Sybil the winner!... was he even paying attention?... Pugs says that he should have won.. wait.. no he shouldn't of.. what?... hahahaha


1:59
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2:06

Kelly is wondering about J-lo's 2.5 million dollar ring. Pugs concludes that Ben Affleck has no concept of money. He feels it is a slap in the face of everyone that Ben Affleck so willingly blows ten grand a night at a casino. Pugs' ex-wife got a sapphire ring and she loved it. Kelly explains that the ring becomes a part of you and wonders how one can relax when they have 2.5 million dollars sitting on their finger. Pugs reminds her that these people have no concept of money at all. Pugs has met girls, mostly in Dallas, that fell that it is important to have a big old fat expensive ring. Pugs wants to tell these girls that the ring is a symbol of love and that there is no price tag on that. They find out that Jennifer Lopez's ring was 6.1 carets and they both find that tacky. Kelly thinks that 10 grand is a good price to pay for a wedding ring. Pugs goes on a rant and Kelly calls him Leykis. Kelly wonders about the drunken pre-ask, " If we were together for 8 years, would you like to get married?... then work his way back" Pugs tells us that the best way to get it in your girlfriend's head that you want to get married is to bring her to a mall and work your way toward a jewelry store. Hopefully she'll get the hint and start commenting on what type of rings she likes. Kelly wonders what it means when your big 6'5'' 300 lbs boyfriend blocks the entrance of the Jewelry store and starts pointing out other thing in a different direction. Some dude's fiance wanted a high-def TV instead of a ring and Pugs gives him a ding. Kelly wonders what it is like when a guy's guy buddy guys spend too much on a ring. Pugs informs her that you just have to kill him because now there is a high standard to live up to. Tony calls in to express his desire to kick the crap out of the guy that came up with the 3 month salary rule. He admits that he did it but claims it is because he is stupid... and he claims he is stupid because he is Italian.

2:29
*break*
2:40

It's Tyson's birthday dinner tonight and Pugs wonders if Gavin is coming. Kelly says that Gavin was offended by the late offer because he feels that nobody really wants him to go... baby!... Sambuca got lost on the way to the station so there will be no Club P and K this week... no drunken news? damn!

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!!!

In India a 25 year old man married his 83 year old granny to take care of her.
Sybil does her Indian expression and Pugs reminds us that these people are crazy and they have the bomb.

2. Greg Lloyd, former Pittsburgh Steeler Linebacker, is in court for sticking a gun in his son's mouth because he got a bad report card.
Pugs points out to Kelly that this is what she is getting herself into. Kelly fails to see the problem with this story and threatens to do the same to Declan.

3. Donald Trump is trying to trademark the term, "You're Fired"
They hated the Apprentice last night. Pugs remember how much he hated Omarosa.

THANKS AND PLUGS!!!!

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:53*

ODE TO GOOD OLD FASHOINED BAD PHOTOSHOP!!!


ALL YOU DRUNKARDS CALL THE WEEKEND DEBRIS LINE!!!!!!
214.583.BJ18


I Heard It Dude (IHID)

Sybil Giggle- 25
Bell Dings- 19
Buzzer- 3


Suggestion/Comments/ Free Laptop? E-mail Will at will@pugsandkellylive.com

*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 11:42*

We are welcomed with great news!!! On Steve Noviello's "Deal or Dud" segment on Fox 4 proved that Chaser worked. A chick at the station pops them like tic tacs and sings the great praises of it. Kelly looked for them yesterday but couldn't find any. Cody brought some for everybody today... ass kisser.... hehe.... Kelly took two during the segment yesterday and didn't wake up with a hangover at all. Pugs didn't get drunk last night but Kelly admits to being foggy from the Guinness. Pugs finds it hot when a chick drinks Guinness but explains that ladies can't drink it too much cause it'll make them a fatty. Kelly informs us that she was riding around and the bouncing created bubbles. She felt like she had to burp but couldn't. Pugs didn't get much sleep... stay tuned as to why... hmmmmm.... Kelly says that you should be on the inner circle with places that you frequent. She has the inside skinny a Starbucks and she gets special advice form the top guy at Palm Beach Tan. Pugs announces that he is quite manic today.. yay!... wait NO!...

11:52
*break*
12:03

Pugs is worried about the way his friends view him. Is he a sap? That is a question that is running through his head. Pugs grew up with traditional Irish clan beliefs. His grandfather you to tell him, "your friends are your friends, be loyal." Pugs claims that he will be loyal to Sybil until the day he dies. Kelly wonders if loyalty means being loyal even when a friend is wrong. Some dude calls in to assure Pugs that he is great but calls Kelly a stupid para legal bitch. Another caller suggest that Pugs gets his own place and Pugs agrees. He is in an awkward situation. Rich calls in to try to get Pugs to just tell everyone what Kevin did... the next guy asks if Kevin got it on with Mystery girl... Rodney, a new listener, find Pugs insecure and believes that Kelly must barely be able to stand him. Pugs' track record with the ladies has been bad and his divorce hurt him badly, explaining his insecurity. He seems to go after girls that are very different from his wife because he might be afraid of finding somebody that he likes more than his ex-wife. Prostitutes, is the solution has to his girl trouble. He can bang prostitutes and get womanly advice from Kelly and Sybil. Pugs points out that a lot of the callers have already guessed what has happened. He expresses his distaste for being a sap. When he walks into a room and all his buddies change the subject, because they were talking about him, he feels frustrated. Pugs is an information junkie and when something is going down behind his back, it drives him nuts. He proclaims that he is damn close to cutting everybody off because of the humiliation factor. Kelly calls Pugs a good person but thinks that his blind loyalty can hurt him. Pugs wonders what do you do when somebody swears and cries to you that something isn't true, you then get concrete evidence but they still deny before finally, confessing. Kelly thinks you should distance yourself from them. Pugs is going nuts and threatens to break down on the air. Melissa calls in to say that you must look into a person's belief system and learn to rationalize what they believe. Pugs found out that he strikes paralyzing fear into his friends and he doesn't like that.... to all of my friends, I still like putting that fear on you.... remember I'm always on the ready to crack your skull and ruin every aspect of your life...

12:24
*break*
12:34

Kelly has noticed that Pugs has recently been throwing out tell tale signs of suicide. She brings up his morbid comments during the self-crucify news story two days ago. Pugs says that he couldn't kill himself until his mother passed away. He feels that she worked too hard for him just to turn around and swallow a bullet. Pugs breaks down and finally admits that Kevin the Trainer, his room mate, and mystery girl, ex-girlfriend, have been sleeping with each other. Pugs reminds us that he clearly stated that if you were his friend, you would stay away from her. Pugs isn't upset about her, he knew that she was a snake, it's that back stabber Kevin that has him twisted. Pugs found out a week ago and has been "Law and Ordering" his way to the truth. Kelly is so relieved that she didn't know nothing about anything that was going on. Eric hands Pugs some production of Mystery girl's voicemails from last night but Pugs isn't ready to play them yet. So instead we discuss last night. They had a blast at the live event at Duke's last night until everything hit the fan. Pugs had a lady friend with him that he has now decided to call super girl. Kelly enjoyed talking to super girl. Super girl grew tired of Mystery girl's rabid calling and grabbed Pugs' phone to tell her to piss off... but in a nice classy way.... She told mystery girl to sober up and to then formulate her thoughts, I want to hang out with super girl too.... Mystery girl has called in and demands that Pugs does not play the messages. She says that it is not cool and claims that her day is ruined... wow, I try to stay objective to the show but this chick really irks me.... Kelly is staying out of all of this and Pugs admits that he is a little bothered by that. Mystery girl finally agrees to let Pugs play the voice mails.

12:48
*break*
12:58

Mystery girl confesses that Kevin has recently called her and that he wanted.. DUMP THAT!... He wants her to go to a concert with him. Pugs catches Kevin's lie. Mystery girl hangs up. Wayne from the Down Under Pub and Grub informs us that Pugs is a good guy. They play the voice mails...
wow, what a mess. She keeps saying, call me call me call me call me call me call me call me call me call me. Eric gets scolded for letting an F* bomb slide on the tape and we finish the messages with Mystery girl saying... don't call me. Everyone is a bit overwhelmed. Mystery girl says goodbye and Kelly points out that during the break everyone left the studio one by one to avoid the awkwardness. Bruce X is on the phone and proclaims that he's gone, she's gone and suggest making Kevin disappear. They remind Bruce that he is on the air. Kelly wonders if she can get her vitamins from Kevin since she already paid for them and Bruce says that he'll make him deliver it in person. Joy, who has been on the phone for over an hour, tells Pugs to not wear his heart on his sleeve. She likes Pugs but thinks he acted like a 15 year old school boy... I think Joy is too familiar with pain killers and vodka.... Pugs claims to not be hung up on Mystery girl right now and says that he is all about Super girl. He informs us that his job gives him lots of groovy benefits. Pugs is unsure as to whether or not he'll allow people to ride the same train as him. Mark calls in to point out that Mystery girl was way too concerned with what Tyson thought about her.

1:16
*break*
1:25

OK... let's bring the funny now!!!! Pugs attempts to read the bio of Jeremy Hotz but everything had been chopped off. We are lacking a pair of headphones.. DODGEBALL! Kelly was told last night that "dodgeball is the greatest invention ever!" Jeremy is disturbed by the layout of the room. Jeremy explains that he was born in Kenya, raised in Canada, and that he will soon be applying for his American citizenship. Jeremy is excited to be able to consider himself an African-American. Kelly ponders on the Kenyan voting process. Maybe it is a spear with ballots on it that get chucked at a tree. Jeremy is informed about the previous segments and Pugs says that all you can do is laugh about it. Jeremy thinks that you can just get even. Jeremy wants to know if Pugs has the ability to screw with his job and Pugs says that of course he can, he's a radio dude. Jeremy feels that Pugs is being too nice about the situation and wants Kevin's number. Upon finding out that Kevin is a big personal trainer dude, he chickens out. Jeremy's Canadadan accent is bothering me. Pugs thinks that Kevin and Mystery girl had sex in front of his dog when he was away in LA for the porno shoot. Jeremy's interest is tickled by the thought of watching a porno being taped. Pugs tells Jeremy that you just stand around watching people have sex and then you make yourself a little deli-meat snack. Jeremy is amazed and says, "people are having sex... and you're eating... that's strange". Pugs says that one of the male actors couldn't perform so they had to cut his scene out. Pugs also explains that male porn stars look down upon other male porn stars that use viagra. Kelly laughs about porn stars having a code of honor. Pugs lets all of Dallas know that Kevin is on the viagra. Jeremy compliments Pugs for that rib but still thinks that Pugs is being too nice. Kelly uses the term "Canadia" and Jeremy is bothered by that. According to him, everyone should come visit Canada but, Pugs thinks of Canadia as being just Wisconsin +. Jeremy takes a shot at cheese heads but Kelly reminds him of the Cananadnanaian hockey nuts. Pugs proclaims his love for the blackhawks logo but Jeremy likes the Maple leafs. Kelly thinks that the new logo on the stars special jersey looks like a fetus. Pugs believes it looks like a skull in the desert and Jeremy is a little put off at how dark Pugs is. Pugs wonders why Canada has so many funny people and Jeremy thinks it is because there is nothing to do.... wait, he said that we should all visit Canadia... but now he just said there is nothing to do there... why the hell should we go visit that place then... let's go to Mexico. Jeremy will be at the Addison Improv this weekend for tickets call 972.404.8501

1:51
*break*
2:03

I get called downstairs to do something... I hear a little bit about banjos and Irish music... and something about U2, I think I hear a U2 song. Dodgeball is starting March 31. Pugs claims that dodgeball will be the most unique after work league. This is for real... for real... There will be a show team but Sybil is not going to play. Sybil asks how much will Dodgeball cost.. nada... as in NADA(North American Dodgeball Association)... as in who's rules we will be following.... clever.

2:17
*break*
2:24

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. Winnipeg, Canadia is the dandruff capital of the world. Low dew point sucks out the moisture for the hair.
Pugs claims that conditioner cause dandruff but Sybil and Kelly inform him that it doesn't. Pugs remembers that he has no hair and is in no position for hair talk.

2. Seaside Park, new Jersey... and old couple tied themselves up with stereo wire and walked out into the ocean to commit suicide together. The man lived but the woman died.
Pugs finds this story sweet. We almost get a round of hmmm going but Kelly puts a stop to it... party pooper.

3. Joyce, Washington... A 13 year old boy shot himself in front of his classroom.
Pugs thinks its good to show everybody that it was there fault for making him go crazy. Kelly wonders why she didn't have grief counselors growing up. Kelly reminds us that people fought wars without getting grief counselors... they all decide to blame Clinton.

4. A child book entitled "King and King" is a story about a gay prince falling in love and kissing another prince. Some kids tight assed right wing parents is bothered by this book and refuse to give the book back for fear that another child will be corrupted by this book.
Pugs thinks that kids should learn about gays on Showtime. Kelly can't understand how people can say they don't believe in homosexuality, it's not like the tooth fairy or something... hey I just thought of something, could you call a gay dentist a tooth fairy?... Kelly informs us that Declan claims that his "love alert" goes off when he sees a picture of a pretty girl.... now some of you might think, "well, this will never come back to haunt him"... well guess what? I, Will, have this on tape and I will break this out for his first date, his graduation, his first-fifth marriages... haha!!!

2:39
*break*
2:45

Pugs is mysteriously quiet.... "THEY" must have gotten him.... hmmm... Kelly says to catch up on the very complicated and highly emotional Kevin/mystery girl situation by reading the blog. Kelly does the Sybil sound effect, I really like when she does it and I think they should do that all the time.

4. Some couple that was watching "The Passion..." got into a heated debate about whether the holy trinity was symbolic or actually human. When they got home the man punched a hole in the wall and the woman stabbed the man with hand with a pair of scissors.... wow!
They all discuss Jesus.

5. Courtney love made an ass out of herself on Letterman. She danced on Dave's desk and started flashing him. She then started screaming "FCC" while lighting up a cigarette. She was later arrested for throwing a microphone into the crowd at a club.
Sybil goes out on a limb and calls her crazy.

6. Nick Lachey wants to run for the mayor of Cincinnati one day.
Pugs endorses Nick. He calls him hard working, well thought out, and a "not an idiot". Kelly teaches us that Cincinnati is famous for it's chili.

7. Janet Jackson is going to be on the Ryan Seacrest show.
They care more about the March 29 appearance on Letterman. Kelly takes a shot at Kevin.. hehe....

8. Florida drops the charges on R. Kelly on a technicality.
Pugs reminds us that it's not Kenya.

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:54*

I Heard It Dude (IHID)

Sybil Giggle- 32
Bell Dings- 14
Buzzer- 3




ok I know that I have been drawing pictures of the shows lately but I don't want to draw a picture of the Kevin situation... it's not nice enough.. so here is a picture of an overweight kitty cat.





Comments/ free stuff? E-mail Will at Will@pugsandkellylive.com

NOTE!!!!
I took these notes live from the remote. I thought it would be interesting to get a different perspective on the show... it was probably not a good idea... so here we go....

*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 11:35"
We are live from Sherlock's, I'm in the parking lot waiting for the right time to come in, Pugs and Kelly attempt to explain Dr. Drew's drunk Indian theory and I figure this would be my chance, surely they'll be falling over this one for a while. I run inside the bar and take a seat and hear that going to bars by yourself is sad. Pugs will sit alone all night but since Kelly is a hot chick she could very easily get guys to flock to her. You never see chicks by themselves. Pugs has gone to bars alone during the day to watch sports. Kelly considered going to a bar alone after her grandfather's funeral. Her brothers, who went out with her the night before, didn't want to make it two nights in a row.

11:42
*break*
11:55

It's drunkard cheering, how shameful and Pugs makes Kent get him a beer. Kelly says that she took a off-brand chaser product and it made her hung over for a week. Sara Radle will be playing later today and Pugs is already lushing over her.... There is contstuction outside... it is loud, I can barely hear... everyone is talking.. I can't concentrate... P and K are 7 feet away from me and I can't hear... I'm going nuts.. I can kind of hear Pugs because his voice is high and carries.... Why did I think this was a good idea? It's fun hanging out with everyone but I can't hear a thing.. this is going to be a bad blog... *that was all taken straight from my notes* Pugs discusses some dude in the military that became an objector. "You join the army, you have to fight, you fight" ... more construction... it looks like their building a bad as St. Patty's day tent... Pugs is visibly bothered by the noise outside and is outraged with the objecting soldier... OK CONSTRUCTION STUFF NOT COOL!!! I start considering running out to my car and listening and then running back inside for breaks.. but I'm lazy an I just ordered a burger. Kelly says something about a signing a contract and having smoke blown up your ass. We go to the calls but I can't hear the calls.Sybil grabs the dry erase board out of David's hands and then gives it back... bully.... Pugs asks, in shock, "Walt Disney was gay?... oh this was a bad idea! Kelly seems like she is asking good questions to callers and I wish I had a walkman. Pugs looks outraged from time to time but it's hard to tell what it is about. "There was a time not too long ago"... something about 18-19 year olds... damn... this is going to suck.

12:19
*breaK*
12:32

Drunk Cheering and Kelly is dressed like a sexy leprechaun.. I try not to look too hard because Tyson could reach back with his giant Hulk hands and squish my skull. Pugs demands a miller lite and Kent, the world's largest leprechaun retrieves one. Kelly is a stripper leprechaun courtesy of Costume World. they make Kent dance a jig. I hear something about irish people being drunk and having rotten teeth.. I think, send hate mail to me if I'm wrong... Steve Noviello joins us to discuss his "deal or dud" product, Chaser. Chaser is a tablet that supposedly eliminates hang overs before they start. Pugs and Kelly can't remember last year's St. Patty's day pub crawl.. pictures on the website.... dircections for Chaser...

Directions: Take two Chaser tablets with water one hour after you first drink. Two tablets will effectively work on up to six drinks. We recommend that you do not exceed six drinks, but if you do, take two more tablets. If you normally experience headaches while you drink, take two tablets with your first drink. If you drink for more than three to four hours, take two more tablets.

Pugs' hangover cure is gatorade, McDonald's, and excedrin. I hear something about a competition or soemthing.. ????????????????????????? no clue.. Steve is sticking around.

12:45
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12:56

Drunky cheering YAY! Pugs makes Kent pose as the Notre Dame Fighting Irish guy. Steve is still with us and we get reminded about how everyone e-mailed Steve back quickly after he pitched this segment to them. Normally they just let Sybil handle all of that stuff. Kelly is playing with her dress. We go to the phone lines to discuss hangover remedies. A waitress walks by and Pugs abrasively demands information from her. "IS RED BULL AND VODKA HUGE DRINK???" She confirms. Sybil's mommy is there and Sybil is happy! .. umm Menudo? I hear something about menudo. Steve Trevino always wants menudo. Pugs is already drunky and Kelly is feeling groovy. Sybil talks and acts out "powder form" Kelly discusses the dehydrated/water myth thing.. I think. Massive confusion... Massive sound... I wish everyone was quiet... Pugs reminds us that when you are really drunk, you are in no condition to sort through pills. Pugs shares his hatred for cheap champagne headaches.... Scarlet?... Alan Jackson?/// God Chimes in with something.. Thanks god! Plugs for Steve's Deal or Dud segment on Fox 4.

1:19
*break*
1:29

I can't hear anything, I'm struggling. Kent is getting everybody "crunk". Pugs kisses a shamrock and eat it? He makes Sara Radle eat it. Sara is cute. Pugs flirts with Sara and we all gree that for today she is Sara O'Radle. Sara like Sherrie? HUH? LET's ROCK!!! Sara sings a song and it is pretty. She has a violinist and another guitarist... the song is pretty and everyone cheers!

1:41
*break*
1:53

Pugs thinks that Kelly looks hot. The violinist confirms her hotness. Sara plays another song and it is pretty. They invite me to join them on the show. they point out that I'm a little bit nervous.. OK a lot a bit nervous... this is really cool. Pugs has never met me and I scold him for taking off early at the hockey game. I didn't mean to come off harsh I was just busting his balls. I explain that I want to be a writer and that I'm avoiding going to law school. Kelly avoided law school too. Kelly points out that she expected me to be 5'6" 300+ lbs computer dork... well, I'm not. I'm a good looking kid with some decent social skills, according to Pugs... he looks at me licking his lips when he says that. Pugs reminds me that I am never gong to get paid for this but thanks me for doing a great job. Pugs' mom loves me and I love his mom... he tells me to back off... Pugs' mom... e-mail me.... Kelly asks me about my favorite show moments as I start to walk off... I freeze and say the first two moments that come to mind... Eric's gay date.. and The infamous fight on the air... the second one was not my favorite moment at all but I couldn't help but say it.
Sara is going to sing again and it is pretty.

2:12
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2:19

Sybil is adorable in her leprechaun outfit. White fishnets and "screw me" boots. Its game time and the winner gets a 26 week free blockbuster rental card. The name of this game is Patrick Fitz somebody... its about famous Patricks... David is playing Mark.

1. Mark
2.David
3. David
4. David
4. Mark
5. David
6. Mark
7. David
8.----
9.David
10. ----

DAVID WINS!!!

2:28
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2:33

1. An old guy accidently hit an off duty cop...
Pugs thinks that Old people pull the old card too much.

2. In Colorado a violin instructor sexual assault from multiple kids.

3. 9 year old kid in California.. Dad shots mom.. Dad shoots kid.. Kid plays dead.. Dad shots himself.. and Kid gets help... poor kid.

4. Teenager tries to break into a store... Didn't hear this one some dude was being a jack ass... something about blood.. Sybil giggled a lot.

2:40
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2:46

5. something about whitehouse.com
Pugs calls him genius.. or a genie.. I think

6. Blink 182 drummer broke his foot.

7. Courtney Love was 2 hours late for court.
Kelly breaks out her Love impression.

*BEATLES!" It's Tyson's birthday. Tyson blows out all the candles on one blow. Pugs seems delighted by Tyon's ability to blow. Kelly expresses her love for him... thanks all around

*"I'm Coming Home"@ 2:53*

I Heard It Dude (IHID)

Sybil giggle- 52
Bell Dings- 60
Buzzer- 13







sorry if my notes didn't make any sense


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Will the Bloggger is sorry. He is having a tough time with both this blgger site and his DSL provider. They are both pissing him off to no end. Will the blogger guy tried to post the recap from tuesday's show twice that night.. both times he got an error from the site... the next day he tried again and his Internet provider crapped on him. It still is crapping and its a big pile of stinky crap. Will went over to his buddy Alin's house at 1:30 am and worked tirelessly until 4 am only to have his DSL provider crap on him... right as soon as Will got done with his spell check.... so ARGH!

Will is now in Kennedale typing on his father's securty monitoring computer system... wish Will luck.


*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 11:35*

We start the show with the usual rundown and we get reminded to call in to support Howard at 214-583...something...(214-583-2433) ... They plug the live broadcast at Sherlocks tomorrow and Kelly says that in order to remember... find us, in the mid day show, and think of Sherlock Holmes... ummmm, ok.... Tyson's birthday is tomorrow and Kelly informs Tyson to shut his radio off. Kelly needs a cake for tomorrow and Pugs says that bars provide stuff like that. Kelly wants to have a dinner for him... Tyson turn your radio down again. She is having the dinner at Sambuca, who just happen to be hosting Club P and K this week. Kelly is unsure if she must pay for the people she invites to dinner. Kelly informs us that if she has to pay, it's going to be lasagna at Tyson's house. Pugs points out that a lot of their friends are on hard times and they can't all afford to keep up with everyone else. Kelly ponders the manner in which you explain that you don't get a free meal without sounding trashy.

11:46
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12:00

More about Kelly's problem with paying for everyone.... A lot of bars invite Pugs and Kelly out and she always assumes that the bar is picking up the tab. Pugs believes that we should have fun with the event and that he'll be there with bells on.... sexy!.... Pugs suggests that a small group within the group form an agreement to pay. Pugs also suggest to Kelly that she say, "I am having dinner with Tyson and he would love to have you with us." This would take the pressure off of the one that can't afford to pay. Pugs informs us that Tyson, who is quite gung ho about everyone paying their fair share, seems to be picking up more than his part of the bill quite often. William calls in to say that he likes to get an appetizer and put it on his own check. He calls this a subtle way of clarifying that everything is on separate checks. Wendell, a gay dude, teaches us that it is customary to pay when you invite people out. Pugs accuses gays of being too lavish after Wendell explains that his party is going to be a P. Diddy style "white party" in a mansion. Wendell also accuses girls of just sitting there and ordering food without expecting to pay. This is why they are excluded from his gatherings. When Kelly was 21-25, she would never go out without at least $100 on her and found it mind blowing when other chicks would go out with absolutely nothing.

12:45
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We are welcomed back with our weekly Average Joe talk. Kelly finds Adam to be a cool dude and would like to hang out with him one day. Pugs explains that some of the casting were done by former Average Joe competitors. The fatties got to weed through women looking for hot chicks. They play a clip... "yeah..well.. life sucks"... Pugs loves how these guys, that were probably spat on all their lives, are now belittling these chicks. Kelly finds it silly and explains it as this... if Kelly would punch Pugs and Pugs turns around and punches Eric... then... yeah... OK?... RayLSU e-mails to say that some of the girls looked like they're sisters of a hot girl. He found some of them cute but they had just something wrong with them IE. Patrick Swayze and his brother. The rest of them were fatties and/or treck nerds. Ray found that the hottest one was Jason Storm in drag... I think Ray has a lot of suppression and I for one would like to let him know that it is OK to be the way that he is... keep reaching for that rainbow... sparkle... shine... you're a winner..... Kelly believes that she picked out Pug's favorite.... ELIZABETH!!!... KELLY WINS!... Pugs found her delightful and Kelly saw the most chemistry between her and Adam. Sybil likes Brittany the most because she is the prettiest. Pugs likes Tracy for her great rack. We get told that an uber-dork went through tapes of chicks and was smitten by all of them.. on account of him being an uber-dork.... Some Dr. Dude went onto
and found Adam's perfect 100% matches. Adam got rid of one of those matches in the first round, we believe because she is a fatty. Gavin calls in and tells us that he believes that the fat chick should have stayed and the bucktooth Klingon should have stayed. Pugs loved that bucktooth Klingon, Jennifer Lipschitz. We end this segment with talk about the Melena coming back conspiracy.

12:53
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1:04

Pugs has an E-mail from a guy who is getting married in May. He has been given the great honor of picking out the music and would like the help of the greatest damn mid day show that I listen to. Pugs had a traditional Irish band for cocktails, a DJ for dinner, and a kick ass chick/guy in drag cursing wild rocking band, the fabulous janes. A guy calls in to explain that three songs he never wants to hear at a wedding is, "Celebrate", "We Are Family", and "YMCA". Pugs allowed "YMCA" at his wedding because he found it funny when people dance to a song about a bunch of homeless guys queering off with each other in the locker room of a YMCA. Pugs makes fun of Eric for being a dumb dumb and asking something dumb.

1. Outkast- Hey Ya
YES!
This song might be a possible replacement to "Celebrate"

2. 311- Love Song
NO!
This cover of a Cure tune is overplayed according to Kelly. Some guy calls in and suggest "The search is Over" by Survivor and we are treated with happy fun time singing!

3. U2- Without You
NO!
this is a great song but Pugs doesn't think that you can dance with grandma to this. Kelly danced to and Offspring tune with her granny. Two callers in a row make dumb suggestions.

4. Burden Brothers- Beautiful Night... Will loves the Burden Brothers by the way... not really important just saying is all... he loves them....
YES!
Pugs tells us that he didn't get sex on his wedding night but that he got it on the night before and the morning of. His wife wanted to do it one more time when it would be a sin... sinner.

6. Jet- Are you Gonna be My Girl
YES!
Everybody loves this song. Everybody can dance to this song. This song is for everyone! Eric explains that any song that has a count off is a big hit for weddings.

1:20
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1:30

We get plugs for the live broadcast from Sherlock's tomorrow and we find out that Sara Radle will be out there. Back to wedding song talk...

5. Some song by No Doubt...
YES!

6. Pink- Get this Party Started
YES. but only cause...
Kelly- Nay. Eric- nay. Sybil- yay. Krysta- nay. Some dude, I think David- nay. Pugs rules over all of them though and gives it a yes and a billion kagillion zillion dings... cause he's a bad ass like that.

7. B52s- Love Shack
YES!

8. Thompson Twins- Hold me now
No!
This is a great song but you can't dance to it.

9. Depeche Mode- Just Can't Get Enough... YES!
YES!
Everyone does the robot like a bunch of drunken Asian.. FYI Asian's love the DM.

10. Hoobastank- The Reason
NO!
This song will clear the dance floor

11. Hootie and the Blowfish- I only want to be with you
50/50 split

12. Robert Palmer- Addicted to Love
YES!

13. Bon Jovi- Livin' on a Prayer
YES!

14. The Crystals- Going to the Chapel
YES!
This is great dinner time music.

15. The Temptations- My Girl
YES!
Awesome song that, like most Motown songs, stands the test of time. Granny will love you for this.

16. Elton John- can you feel the long tonight.
NO!
NOTHING DISNEY! Pugs had a buddy who's wife forced him to have a Disney wedding... I never met that man... I never will.. but HAHA!

17. Huey Lewis- Feeling Alright
YES!
Kelly first thinks "ewwwwwww' but then she remembers that she loves this song. Pugs reveals that Bowling For Soup's Jaret is a big Huey Lewis fan but is reluctant to do covers of him because he is afraid that his fans won't get it.

18. Nat King Cole- Unforgetable
YES!
This is classic but Pugs reminds us that there are songs that are just as good as this song from that era of music.. ok Gramps... don't get too excited, you might fall down and break the other hip...

19. The Dan Band- Turn Around
YAY!

1:58
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2:09

*jetson's bell* Its Dr. Drew on the phone. Kelly loves Dr. Drew and Pugs thinks that Dr. Drew is a sex symbol. Dr. Drew is flattered but admits that he feels old at 45. Kelly tells him to shut up because he isn't old. Dr. Drew is in the chatroom and draw attention to something that Mr. Potatohead says... realizing that it was THE Dr. Drew in the chatroom I start trying to get his attention. I introduce myself as the super bad ass blogger Will and attempt to get him to hire me on as the official Loveline blogger... he never responded... hmmmmmm.... Kelly and Pugs were afraid when they found out that Dr. Drew was in the chatroom because of the large quantity of hooligans inside there. Dr. Drew, who doesn't normally find himself defend rights, is now finds himself definding the first amendment. Dr. Drew can't be BSed by addicts. He deals with addicts all day through his practice and can tell if somebody is lying about substance abuse. Dr. Drew wants to be the understanding dad and not the cool dad. It is too difficult to be both a parent and a buddy to your child. Dr. Drew explains that France has the lowest rate of alcoholism because all the alcoholics died... but they still have drunky related diseases but... oh... Dr. Drew is too smart and my head is starting to tingle.. if he keeps this up I'll pass out.. I mean, its interesting and all but I'm a Texas tardo from Fort Worth... oh... oh.... I think Pugs and Kelly are having a hard time understanding that too. Alcoholism, according to Dr. Drew, is progessive use in the face of consequences. He calls it a disorder of emotional priorities in the brain. Dr. Drew informs us that Native Americans are more inclined to be alcoholics because they are more advanced... again he explains something about this but my head hurts again.. I hear the word hydroponic... hehehe.... kelly asks about the girls that call in with the little kid's voice. Dr. Drew says that when you close your eyes and picture the age of the person talking, 4,8,10... that is the age that the sexual abuse started. Kelly is amazed at how dead on Dr. Drew is with that. Listen to Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla on Loveline right here on 105.3 FM from 10-midnight on weekdays.

2:30
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2:42

Kelly is involved in a heated fist fight in the chatroom. Some chick.. I'll exclude her name to protect the innocent... so some chick's 13 year old sister dated a 19 year old guy. They were married ten years later. Pugs finds that family might suspect and Kelly informs us that 19 year old boys are only trying to have sex. When a 19 year old boy goes after a 13-14 year old girl then there is something wrong with him. 13-14 year old chicks are naive and eager to please. Kelly find fault in the excuse that 200 years ago, you got married at 13. Pugs reminds us that we use to get black people that did all our work for free.

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. A 23 year old guy attempted to crucify himself. He could only manage to nail one hand in and had to call 911.
Kelly picks pills as her favorite way to kill herself and Pugs picks the old car in the garage trick. Sybil says that you have to leave a suicide note so that you can blame somebody. Pugs is delighted at Sybil's morbid suggestion and proclaims that his suicide note will read like a phonebook. They can't figure out how somebody could crucify themselves alone... well, this is where Will's great knowledge of crap comes into place...

ITEMS YOU'LL NEED
1 giant cross
2 industrial sized "Jesus" nails
1 hammer
1 deathwish

First, place a nail on the back side of the cross and hammer it through... the sharp end of that nail should now be pointing through the front of the cross.. watch out it could prick you.

Second, OK you sick bastard... hammer a nail through your hand into the cross... you're half way there!

Third, Ok, this one is going to sting a little bit. Reach way back... and swing your hand onto the nail... swing hard, you need to be able to break through your hand.. this will HURT!... be brave!

Last, DIE! this may take a while, bring a good book or a sandwich... Try setting up a TV in front of the Cross and get caught up on The Shield.

2. Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen had a baby girl named Sam.

3. Jessica Simpson's 19 year old sister just signed onto a 6 "epimosode" reality TV series on MTV.

4. Prince, Jackson Brown, Bob Seager, ZZ Topp, and George Harrison are the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame class of 2004... Congratulations.

5. Whitney Houston is in rehab... druggie.

6. Jim Cavieziel and his wife met with the Pope to watch a special screening of "The Passion of the Christ"

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:54*


I Heard It Dude (IHID)
Sybil Giggle- 40
Bell Dings- 77
Buzzer- 7








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*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 11:50*


We get the line up with bells and Kelly reveals her excitement for Dr. Drew. They are going to interview him this week and she loves him. Pugs points out that she, like Dr. Drew, is old enough to have a teenager for a kid. Sybil's voice is blah because of the Bramhas game. *sad music* Pugs reveals that he was in a horrible manic depressive state this weekend and that the fights at the hockey game brought him back. He proclaims his great love for chuck a puck. Eric whacked Pugs in the gonads with the pucks. Eric hit Pugs in the head and Pugs hit Sybil in the head. Kelly thinks that Pugs hit her in the head but he denies it. Kelly says she met the blogger Will..... my thoughts on the appearance... I had a birds eye view for "Chuck a Puck". IT WAS INSANE! The thickest bombardment of red rubber pucks man kind has ever seen. I didn't think that many people bought pucks but GOOD LORD! I was afraid for my favorite mid day show. Then I noticed that Eric got whacked and didn't die. Then he started chucking them around too. Then Pugs and Sybil started throwing them. When time was up Kelly and Sybil ran out into the middle of the ice. Some kid sitting five rows down from me had three plastic bags worth of pucks and was still throwing them. He hit Kelly for sure and I think he may have hit Sybil. Afterwards I meet Kelly and she reveals that she thought I was going to be some 5 foot 2 four hundred pound internet nerd... which I'm not... Tyson was... ummmm big. Kelly always talks about how she can't remember people's names after she meets them... but later on she ran into us hanging out in front of the arena, looking quite shadey... or looking like a couple of 14 year olds waiting for our mommy to pick us up, and she remembered both mine and my buddy Alin's name... GO KELLY! Sybil and Eric are the coolest hyna/vato producing combination ever.... EVER!

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NOTE! I may have missed some of the beginning of this interview.. I"m sorry if that is an inconvenience.

We're back with Adam, first runner up, from the first Average Joe. He sounds optimistic that women want personality over beauty but Pugs points out that for two seasons in a row, he'd be wrong. Adam announces that he's had sex! YAY!.... In regards to the nice things Adam has to say about Melena, Pugs points out that Adam is way too nice to that bitch. Adam replies, "Well, we'll see who gets the last laugh!"... creepy man... creepy.... Pugs gives him like a billion bells dings for that and shares with us that he feels that the big secret at the end of this season will be that he will get to choose between a finalist and Melena. Adam informs us that his secret is that he dated Fabio as well. Adam feels that the day he got dumped was the best day of his life because now he has his own show. He's received a ton of mail from ladies that say that they have reaffirmed their faith that men like him exist. They play a clip of him getting rejected.. Adam reveals that he thought that he had won and when he found out otherwise he was overwhelmed. Pugs believes that he would have gone insane. Kelly, who is trying to pry the secret out of Adam, asks him if he would go back to somebody that had rejected him. Adam believes that people can change. Pugs asks about the fugly factor on the show. Adam says that they didn't cast by looks that they casted girls that had written into him and into NBC. Kelly thinks that Adam picked the most attractive one and I don't hear his answer because Pugs is stumbling over everything. Adam does admit that there was a test of character on the show. He was ready for it though because he had to hang out with the Sports Illustrated swim suit models and found them annoying. Pugs tells Adam that he liked his friend Zach because he was a dick. Adam thinks that Zach was man because he was labeled as average. Adam was at a bar watching the last episode of his season and his buddies jumped on him thinking that he had won... they were wrong. Pugs asks about Adam's sex life and Adam thanks NBC.

12:27
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12:39

It's the segment where everyone is suppose to talk about what they did on the weekend... which normally means everyone gets two sentences in before Pugs tells us every little detail of his weekend for twenty minutes. Kelly reveals that she is a yoga addict.. I think there are 12 step programs for that Kelly... Pugs questions the effectiveness of yoga while Kelly and Eric explains the reasons why it is a good workout. Pugs calls Tyson gay for doing yoga and Kelly points out that Tyson hates the free range during the classes. Tyson wants to be told to either do something or don't do it. He hates that the instructor tells you to switch positions at your own will... TYSON ANGRY!... TYSON SMASH! ARRRRRRGH!.... Pugs asks about the farties during yoga class and Kelly says that there isn't any farties. Pugs shows his love for Capital Grill. He went to the Big Head Todd and the Monster's show and loved that it was an older white collar crowd. He also pointed out that the chicks were amazing. He saw Bowling for Soup on Sunday at Carson's Live. Pugs demands that Fitz defend himself but Fitz went to lunch with a PD... program director? personal diety? pressing device? published dog? punishing dominatrix? pleasing Dominican?... Fitz told Pugs that he wouldn't need tickets but Fitz flaked on him. Pugs showed up to the event and wasn't allowed in. Being a former "angst-filled child" he knew of a way to get the Wild 100 crowd outside. Pugs walked up to their van and started pulling stuff out and sure enough they all come running out. He expresses his great frustration that he had to vandalize a Wild vehicle in order to get in. Eric calls Rooney, the other band that performed Sunday night, pretty. Pugs says that while Bowling for Soup are cool, Rooney were dicks. Kelly would like to remind Rooney... if that is you're real name... That DJs introduce songs and that DJs outlive musicians...
They play the weekend debris line and I hear some Texasfied little cutey girl proclaim that she had the world famous Blogger there with her.... hmmmm. As for the rest of the weekend debris people... DRUNKARDS! ALL OF YOU!!!

12:53
*break*
1:07

It's Sopranos talk... Pugs missed it. He watched the first 20 minutes of it and fell asleep. Kelly calls the show last night boring and thinks that the previews are now better than the actual show. She explains that Steve Buscemi character wants to go legit and that she believes him. She is also wary that it might be a cover for his plot to become the top guy. Kelly makes Pugs guess what it is that Steve Buscemi's character wants to do with his legitedness... the right answer, a massage therapist. They play a clip of Buscemi getting out of jail and Tony taking him over to Bada Bing. Kelly says that Tony got pissed off because Buscemi was massaging all of the other mob guys. Eric keeps doing Tony impressions. Kelly says That there was a hit but can't remember who it was. She thinks that all Italian guys look the same... it was Jack Massarone... Pugs proclaims his great love for Johnny Sacks' wife. We now switch to Curb Your Enthusiasm. Kelly didn't watch this one.... so it's a Monday TV rundown when nobody watched anything... The season long premise was that if they were married for 10 years, then he would get to sleep with another woman as a present. Kelly points out that his wife didn't seem to be bothered by it and Pugs doesn't think he could do it. Kelly reveals that she couldn't live that way and that she would bring up the fact that her husband slept with somebody else everytime she would get mad. Kelly explains it in steak She loves steak and could have it every day for the rest of her life. One day, she might have a cheese cake. She won't not love steak anymore but she'll play that cheese cake up to be better than it really was. Sherrie calls in to say that in the season finale he didn't sleep with anyone. Another caller informs us that she has had threesomes with her husband and Pugs applauds her. Kelly and Pugs both share with us their thoughts on the suckness of marriage. Casey calls in to explain that the show left you with a cliff hanger finale, "one more hour left". Pugs says that he would jump at the opportunity to jump on to another woman.

1:23
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1:33

Kelly says that Dr. Schwartz says to just get divorced and sleep with anybody you'd like. Pugs fronts out all the guys in relationships. He tells everybody that when a guy is with somebody he still wants to sleep around. Chad calls in to say that his wife offered the same proposal but that he thought it was a trap. Kelly thinks that in that situation a guy's proper response is, "but I only want you". Pugs doesn't think it is OK for a woman to sleep with another man and Kelly feels that you must protect a relationship from all obstacles. Pugs talks about his great confusion with the swinger culture. When he moved to Dallas it was he found it incredibly sexually liberal in comparison to the mid west. Eric thinks it is because Southern girls were raised to please and Pugs salutes that. A guy calls in to say that Larry was making out with another chick but stopped because she had a picture of GeorgeW. Bush on her desk. Some dude calls in to say that he feels that until you see a naked girl next to you in bed, you're wife is only testing you. Pugs is in agreeance with that. Kelly feels that you can only pitch the ideas when things are good in a relationship. Jessa calls in and explains That she lived with a married couple and had a three way relationship. She describes the suspicion and the guilt unbearable. The married couple had a daughter and they discuss how messed up that daughter must be. Jessa is a born again Christian.

1:51
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2:03

It's Dodgeball plugs and Kelly reveals that he boyfriend is throwing balls at her to get her ready.. haha... *Law and Order theme* Pugs reads the story of the teenagers being shot execution style in McKinney. Pugs is creeped out by the execution style of the murders and he says he doesn't get it. Erica, a McKinney resident, says that she heard that the Barbosa kids walked in on their aunt being killed and then were executed. She calls them good kids and shares with us her utter shock of the situation. She hopes that whoever is guilty of this crime is raped everyday in prison. She reveals that the kids weren't dealers and Kelly still can't understand why this random murder occurred. Pugs goes of on how the American Mob is now importing Sicilian Mob members because they respect the rules of the game and that they are cold hearted. He thinks this is something they would do. Guy calls in to hypothesize that maybe it was an escaped convict from the county jail looking for Wheels. Some other guy calls in to say that McKinney has a gang problem. Six Hispanic men were hung by the railroad track and two black brothers were shot dead in their front lawn yet the news didn't cover those stories. He says That since these guys were "good white kids" it is now a shocking story that the media is running away with. They point out that there were probably multiple kids killed in Oakcliff that nobody will ever know about. Pugs points out that when Elizabeth Smart was kidnapped, there was a little black girl kidnapped too but nobody cared about that story. Stuart calls in and Kelly is mean to him... again. Stuart had an acting class with one of the victims his freshman year in high school. Kelly doesn't like Stuart but reveals that she would hit him up for some information because he is shadey but talkative. She wants Stuart to get back on the right track... Kelly doesn't like Stuart.

2:25
*break*
2:35

Kelly wants to clarify that she didn't blame the kids in the last story but that they were justifying things so that they can believe that it can't happen to them. Eric looked up that original of the name Barbosa and that it has a central Mexican origin. Kelly wants to dress up for St. Patty's day and Pugs wants to Kent to dress up like a leprechaun. He thinks that Kent looks like a giant leprechaun and suggest putting him inside of a cage. Pugs says a really bad joke... so bad I refuse to write it out... bad bad.

1. A guy in the Dominican Republic had an erection for 6 days and had to go to the hospital to have it cut away.
I am disturbed by the manic way Sybil giggled through this particular story.

2. An old lady in Canadia was rescued after being wedged behind her toilet for several days.
They discuss how one would get trapped behind a toilet. Sybil is extra giggly through this story too.

3. An Adults only sex park is opening in China.
Pugs wants to know what is up with the Chinese communist and their hippie style loving ways.

4.Top money makers
5. Agent Cody Banks 2
4. Hidalgo
3. Startsky and Hutch
2. Secret Window
1. The Passion of the Christ

Everybody mocks Pugs for his wrong prediction. Sybil reminds us that 247 million is a lot more than 40 million. Pugs runs away because he doesn't like being the butt of the joke. Kelly mocks him. Kelly reminds us that all we need to remember about the Passion was that Romans = crazy... and Jews = mean... Kelly sasy That Ben Affleck was great in SNL while Sybil takes the co pilot seat. They discuss how funny the TV fun house segment was with Mel Gibson being crazy. Sybil heard that the guy that does TV fun house got heat for it.

5. Barbara Streisand will be "Mother Fawker" in the Sequel to Meet the Parents.

6. Brittany Spears is getting her own cosmetic line.

7. Cowboys are still trying to sign Q.B. Drew Henson to a big contract.

*"I'm Coming Home @ 2:52*



THIS WEEK!!!!
I shall be illustrating the shows with "crawns" I shall be doing it left handed and in under three minutes... so here we go!




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