OK, The show is running best of today for Jesus.... so, enjoy this best of the blog. I will be working on getting caught up on everything else so, that I can feel justified in moving on to my side project... so ENJOY THIS B.O.B.

Again... this is MY Best of... so it's MY music... werd.


*"F***ing in the Bushes" by Oasis @ 11:35*

*Good Afternoon*
Everybody says to read my blogs. Pugs says that the blogs are really funny and that I'm a funny writer. He calls me a kid with a nice safe outlet in life. Kelly likes how I detailed I get and wonders how long it takes me to write these. John wins the Sega GT Online prize. Kelly starts to read the blog quietly and points out that I put up Skin's Anatomy awards. Pugs says that people should give me money.... come on folks you heard the man. We now shift are focus to Pugs' bacon. I realize that when Pugs starts talking about food he turns really gay. He uses phrases like "looooooves" and "faaaaabulous". Pugs says that he walked into the office with four packages of microwave bacon and yelled, "NOBODY EAT MY FN' BACON!". Pugs claims that Eric's response to that is, "ooo I love bacon". Eric and Sybil both say that Eric never said that. Pugs says that he offered Eric a package of bacon. *Law and Order Theme* Pugs wants to know if Eric, the defendant, in fact likes bacon. Eric admits that he "looooves" it. Pugs wants to know if Eric sensed a reluctant tone in his voice when he offered the bacon. Eric claims that he didn't sense that tone. Eric is called off the stand. Sybil is next up on the witness stand and I take it upon myself to start doing the court sketches... I realize I just started drawing a picture of my stereo and I feel silly so I shift back to my show notes... Sybil says that while Pugs offered the bacon, there was an implication in his voice that you better not touch it. Pugs says that he told Cody, "Bring me my bacon!... bitch,"... ok he didn't say bitch but it would have been funnier if he did... And when Cody only came back with one package he was upset. Pugs knows that Eric knew how much that bacon meant to him... I know it was you Eric. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!... A caller named Eric.. is dead. A caller named John... is dead too. Wow, this conspiracy goes all the way up to the white house. Finally a man from south Fort Worth calls in and tells Pugs that he will drive all the way to the studio to give Pugs microwave bacon. Pugs turns gay, yet again, when he talks about how much he "loooooooves" Hormel microwave bacon. Pugs thinks that Eric should have realized that Pugs would have been upset. Greg calls in to ask how everybody is doing and Pugs informs him that he is hungry because he has no bacon. Greg says that Pugs doesn't look like he's hungry..oooo burn. All the callers seem to think that Pugs is being bitchy and finally Renee says that you can never eat a fat man's food. Kelly says that her brother learned the secret to keeping a woman happy, let her sleep and feed her.


*"Bacon Fat" by Frank Zappa @ 11:42*
11:42
*"Rudie Can't Fail" by The Clash @ 11:55*


They tease the bunny crunching segment again. Pugs has received an E-mail from somebody that may shed some light on what happens to what happens to bullets fired in the air."stray bullet injures KKK member"... hahahahahahahaaahahahahahaha!!!!!!.... Pugs says that the clan is good because they include the kids! Kelly thinks its good to include the kids cause while mom and dad are at the rally, the kids could be home watching the Jeffersons or something. Pugs reads the rest of the story... The KKK members tied this dude up in a noose, blind folded him, and fired paint balls at him while another shot a gun into the air... Eric calls them idiots and Pugs points out that this sounds very frat boyish. Pugs wonders how this is suppose to prepare you for the upcoming race war and Kelly explains that the threshold of pain you can endure reflects on your hatred of coloreds. So, the bullet fell down and hit the guy... haha.... A caller claims that on the official KKK website there is a link entitled "For Kids". Pugs searches for the KKK website but can't find the real one. Kelly is disturbed when she notices Cody signing on because Cody is well... let's just say Cody is probably your most typical Texas good ol' boy. Ok switching focus to the bunny crunching story... In Plant City... Pugs thinks that Plant City sounds like a Lubys for bunnies but warns us that the town's name is just a front for the horrible bunny crushing ways. Pugs tells us how he explained to his wife about how bunnies and chickens became involved with Easter. You see... After Jesus died on the cross, Jesus contacted all of the bunnies and chickens in the area to come help him escape from his tomb, like he was Jesus Doolittle or something. The bunnies came and together they pushed the rock away. The chickens laid eggs for Jesus to eat. The reason why we search for the eggs is because Jesus had to search for them. His disciples were leaving food out for Jesus because they knew he was coming back but the Jews kept taking the food. So Jesus had the chickens lay eggs and hide them so that he could eat.... I DO BELIEVE WE'RE OFF TOPIC AGAIN!.... Kelly told one of her friends that the reason that nobody went skiing in Lake Michigan is because there was sharks in there and her friend believed her. Some chick calls in to explain the real reason we have Easter with rabbits and eggs.. blah blah blah... something about pagans and sex.. and blah blah blah.. I choose to adopt Pugs' belief system.


"Hot Bunny Hop Hump" by Sakuraba and his Funky Bunch @ 12:19
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"This or That" by Black Sheep @ 12:32

Pugs asks if I am still working on the blog. Sybil says she read it this morning and assures Pugs that it is funny. I also realize that Pugs says my name really funny, he puts a little something extra on the "LL". Kelly's son Declan is sick today and is in the office. Kelly says that people assume that Declan is black, because of his name, and Pugs says that's stupid. Pugs reminds us that Declan isn't black while Kelly explains that she discussed gays with Declan last night. They bring Declan on the air and he's obviously faking it. They get sidetracked, as usual, and ask Declan if he remember 9/11. He says that he doesn't know and Kelly tells him to stop playing stupid. He admits that he doesn't remember watching it on TV but, he has learned it in school. I would like to say that is awesome. When I was a kid they never tried to explain current events. I had to read about what happened in Iraq years later. Anyway, Pugs brings attention back to gay talk and Declan says he doesn't know what one is. He seems to be reaching and starts hitting himself in the head to search for the answer. Kelly tells him to stop playing dumb and informs him that nobody like a dumb kid. Deck reveals that he learned the word from his father and everybody just laughs and laughs. In an attempt to clarify, Deck says that daddy talks to Big Gay Steven and that's where he heard the word. Big Gay makes a well overdue appearance and is as flamboyantly gay as ever.... I like the Big Gay Steven. First, Pugs makes a funny and asks if Declan sees a difference between Big Gay and Eric.. *honk honk*... then he asks if he sees a difference between Pugs and Big Gay. Declan says yes and claims that he is OK with homosexuality. Pugs points out that Kelly told him about gays the night before and today he had to call in sick. Deck also shows his admiration for MLK and reveals that he has 2 black friends. HE also says that he has 2 Jewish friends but not here in Texas.

"Nancy Boy" by Placebo @ 12:45
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"Kiss My Cross" by Grand Buffet @ 12:56

Racism isn't funny. Pugs reads a story but stops to proclaim his love for Southwest Airlines. He says its all the joys of a bus, in the air and without that funny bus smell. Going back to the story, some dude that worked in matenience for Southwest took his daughter to a mentally disabled children's Christmas party. At the party, the photographer, for the Santa pictures, was making the kids say monkey to get them to smile. The guy took note of it because he thought it was a great way to get somebody to chuckle for a picture. The next night at his company's Christmas party, he was walking by a family getting their pictures taken and said, " say monkey!".... the family was black. At this point Pugs screams, "BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT LOOK LIKE MONKEYS!" and he sound really crazy. Kelly makes the point that if you don't know that you are offending people then the hate is not there. Pugs believes that monkeys should be upset because people are offended that they get called monkeys. David calls in and sounds smart. Kelly reveals that she doesn't know that Uncle Tom was black. Pugs says that the media tells us when we should be offended, that nobody thinks that "monkey" is offensive until the media tells you its offensive. The one and only Leslie e-mails saying that Daniel Carver uses that term a lot. The Wade Boggs guy's, yes I know thats not his name but I'm to lazy to look up the name and on the show today they said everything from Blog, Bog, Boog, and Boggs.. so eat it bitch.. neighbor calls in and explains that Wade Boggs is the coolest cat around. He says that Wade is the furthest thing from being a racist there is and that if you ain't down with that you can go to hell... Ok I made that last part up. Somebody calls in and says that Sen. Royce West was the one that got him fired. They take another call and its some loser named Bryan/Brian complaining that he gets offended by the the portrayal of whites in "black" comedy. Kelly says he isn't much better than the people that Wade Boggs offended and she thinks that we aren't getting the whole story here because it just doesn't make sense. Leslie, the coolest person around, sends another e-mail. She thinks that the station needs an official "negro" and offers her services... I think she's great. Pugs starts to say that monkeys and blacks have the same skin tone but Eric wisely cuts him off by speaking some gibberish. Pugs , distracted by Eric's mad distraction skills, reads another E-mail. I kind of drifted here but my ears rang when Pugs got to the part about Asians being the most evolved people. Since I'm Asian, half, I'm going to choose to believe that. AZN PRIDE... fool. Pugs and Kelly both agree that fried chicken is good. Some lady calls in to explain that the Wade Boggs isn't racist, he is just bitter over having a retarded kid... then she says that she knew somebody that worked with him and that he has a past history of racist remarks... she almost makes a valid point. Pugs says he'd choose to believe the neighbor over some lady that knows somebody that works there however, he won't completely dismiss her accusations. A man named Carlos is on the phone next and he and Pugs have a Mr. Outraged contest. Pugs wins of course cause he's a bad ass like that but he sounds mighty tired.

"This Monkey's Gone to Heaven" By the Pixies @ 1:19
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"Legend of Rufus" by Castor Prometheus @ 1:29

They all have new phones from Sprint that take videos and pictures. Pugs and Kelly are really excited by the new phones. Kelly has renamed herself Madam Technology because she has a new video/camera phone and the I-Pod. Eric and Sybil have a bet going on as to when Pugs and Kelly, who get easily frustrated by gadgets, would go crazy. The over/under was before the second segment. They also brag that now it's going to be easy for them to publish pictures to the site... braggers.... Well, my phone has a screw in it and...it cracked and falling apart... damn, I suck.... Pugs has an E-mail from a chick that is upset that Pugs and Kelly told all of Dallas that if you get breast implants you can't catch breast cancer. She invites Pugs to come out to the breast cancer survivor group and she wants Pugs to inform everyone that he was wrong. Pugs reminds us that it was an obvious joke and Kelly warns us that you should never take health advice from this show. Pugs reads an e-mail from a guy that just go girl for three years. She wanted to.. *sigh*... wait till marriage... *snicker*.... Pugs doesn't believe you should marry somebody unless you've slept with them because you should know if you're marrying into bad sex. Kelly thinks that bad sex is trainable but Pugs disagrees. Kelly and Sybil have discussed that they have never kissed somebody they were attracted to and lost interest in them afterward however, they have been kissed by people they weren't attracted to and have found themselves suddenly attracted... so that's the secret, I'll just have to try to shove my tongue down their throats.... The e-mailer calls himself too much of a gentlemen to try to get a one night stand and Pugs calls that a cop out by a guy that is socially timid. The E-mailer admits to cruising eros.com for escorts but is wondering if that is OK. He also wants to know if anybody has actually used it (he fears that the girls won't look like their picture). Pugs answers this two part question 1. It's OK 2. No... he hasn't. Eric says that you can't trust the pictures but quickly admits that he is talking out of his ass... interesting trick.... Pugs reminds us that he uses the site to scope out trannys and he asks Sybil why they hadn't had any trannys in the studio like he wanted. Sybil informs him that transsexual prostitutes don't like publicity. A caller claims that if the picture on the site says "ACTUAL PHOTO" then it is the real deal. Kelly questions the integrity of whores on the site. Charles calls in to admit that he had a whore and it made him feel weird. Kelly tells us how she wants to buy a hooker that will make her eggs while Pugs searches for prices. He finds that Kerrigan is offering a March Special from 10 AM- 4 PM for In-calls only. We get taught that an In-call is when you come to them and an Out-call is when they come to you. Pugs wants us to take advantage of this special because gas prices are rising. Mark calls in to ask if it's acceptable for a group of guys to share one whore. They are all disgusted by this scumbag. Jim calls in to give us the pricing on Dallas hookers, $300 for straight sex and for "various types" it's 500. Kelly wonders how much it would cost to just watch. Eric points to Amsterdam as the example of how the world should treat prostitution and Kelly demands to know what has Amsterdam ever done for the world. Ashley wants to know why he doesn't just pick up a girl from the bar and Pugs reminds her that it isn't that easy to bring a girl home. Kelly doesn't see the difference in sex with a stranger and... masturbation... are you serious?... come on... no way... what?

"Roxanne" by The Police @ 1:41
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"Fiber and Bits" by AA Kurtz @ 1:59

Pugs feels bad because he didn't call Kelly on her birthday but Kelly reminds him that she didn't want attention on that dreadful day. Dr. Schwartz gave an I-pod to Kelly for her birthday and Pugs points out that she doesn't deserve one. Pugs says that if Dr. Shwartz perfects the penis enlargement he'll take the.. TRI-POD... HELLO!.... Kelly stresses about her birthday because she reflects about how she isn't happy in her personal and business life. Pugs points out that she is now closer to 70 than she is her birth... "so how do you like them apples? Granny... Smith?" Kelly has to decide if she wants more kids. Pugs thinks the key is that you need money to have a kid at an older age. Kelly has Declan on a secret diet and exercise program because he is forming the potential to become a Fatty Mcfatfat. Kelly always thought she would have three kids but she thinks it's going to take some time and planning to make that happen. Kelly explained to Tyson how people have babies. Kelly doesn't know if it's a good idea to have kids without being married. Kelly needs to find some unknown gay guy to donate to her. Kelly wants her body to be OK after another kid because she is happy with her body the way it is. Tyson told her that he heard that it's after the third baby that you gain and not lose the weight. Pugs says that if Kelly gets pregnant now, she'll have a kid in a year (cause pregnancy last for 12 months) and the kid will grow up pretty much as an only child. Declan is way too old and Pugs says that by the time Kelly has a kid McKenna will be 6. Pugs reminds Kelly that when McKenna is 12 she won't appreciate mommy for having a four year old run around. Kelly wonders if technology has gotten to the point to where she can just have twins. Kelly likes to think that all of her bad times are behind her and Pugs warns that she'll find a lump one day. Kelly reminds Pugs that she has fake breast and Pugs teaches all of Dallas that if you get breast implants, you won't catch the cancer. Pugs thinks that the oldest a person should be to have a kid is 40-45. A caller says that if Kelly has twins it'll be those weird-creepy evil twins from "The Great Outdoors". Pugs teases that it'll be those twins that can communicate without speaking. The caller reminds her that her kids see dead people now and it'll get worse with twins. Pugs likes twins but finds them a bit strange. Pugs' friend Kurt was 17 when his sister was born. Kurt always had to drive mom to the hospital and when the kid was born he became the live in babysister. Kelly points out that Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are older and pooping out kids but Pugs doesn't think Kelly should compare with celebrities because they don't have any rules. Dave calls in to say that he has 2 reasons why Kelly shouldn't have another kid. (1) She is past the age of 32 and you don't want to go to a high school graduation over 50. (2) She can't have 4 kids because she is too close to being trailer trash now and more kids would solidify her place in the white trash hall of fame. Bill calls in to say that women over 40 are too old because that is the age where they should be grand parents... good god man, only down here in the south will you find that kind of backward retarded thinking.... Pugs asks Eric how old he is and Eric answers with 26. Pugs doesn't think it matters though because when you hit 30 everyone in their 20s just blend together. Eric wants to adopt kids and Pugs finds that gross. Eric doesn't see what how his genetics are going to benefit society. Pugs thinks Eric is going to get some "third world freak baby" and not a good one. Kelly thinks Eric has to get a retard kid. Pugs says that Eric is lucky if he gets a Eastern block kid. Pugs would like a European baby if he adopts because he would like to pretend it's his. He doesn't want a Cambodian because he can avoid that awkward conversation with the kid. Pugs promises that he'll have three or four of his own kids and then when he gets bored he'll adopt some little combating kid. Kelly wants to get the show to adopt one of those kids from the Christian Funds people. Pugs wants to start a disciplinary relationship with the kid and then just cut him off after he bores him.

Dear Chan,

It has come to my attention that you are not doing your chores and the Oxen are going unmilked. It is for this reason, that you will no longer receive any communication from your mother and I. You will never know the glory of the great nation of the United States of America. Live in your hell hole and endure years and years of civil war.

sincerely your former American parents (you blew it kid)

Pugs and Kelly

PS. Jesus loves you.

Alisha calls in to say that her grandmother had her aunt at 55 and they were so embarrassed that they told the older kids that they went to Florida to adopt her. Pugs finds it hilarious that someone told a kid that they were adopted when they weren't. Pugs teaches us that John Lennon's hoe of a mother had him at a young age and that his aunt raised him. He grew up thinking his mom was his sister. Pugs tells us that the first man his mom ever kissed was a guy named Johnny McDades (?). McDades was a chain of Dimestore convience stores IE Woolworth's. The McDades adopted this Irish kid to have him do slave labor. Leslie, the go to negro, calls in to ask if Pugs would ever marry a black woman because made the comment that he wants his kids to look like him. Pugs says that would be different because that would be his but he wouldn't adopt a black, Asian, Arab kid because they don't look like him. Leslie's husband deals with that because he's a white guy with black kids. She points out that her husband looks like Pugs only stretched out. Pugs thinks it's tough for a kid to not look like their parents. Kelly thinks that if Pugs adopts a black kid, he could make any racist joke he wants. Shanna, who is a birth mom, calls out the show for calling adoption gross. Pugs and Kelly both deny calling it gross but Kelly realizes they may have just forgotten about it... scroll up guys.... Kelly would like to tell all the single people that if you don't want your kids, there are plenty of places all over Dallas where you can drop them off, no questions asked. Pugs reveals that he wanted to be a "big brother" to a 16 year old because he wants one that can drive him around.

2:28
*breaK*
2:33

It's time for insane roommate talk. Kelly had an ex-boyfriend, about 10-15 years ago, Jesus Dave, that scared her so much that she had to hide in the bathroom with a phone. Pugs had a roommate that tried to screw Kelly over and he has a roommate now that screwed his ex-girlfriend. When Pugs was right out of college he lived with 4 23 year olds. One of the guys would steal from the other roommates and Pugs find it ridiculous to have to put a lock on your door... so do I.... Kelly's first college roommate was great until Kelly told her that she didn't like her Kate Bush album. She moved out after that because, "if you don't like my music... you don't like me!".... I really hate people like that.... Pugs' friend Mike had a college roommate that was a gangbanger from the inner city. On the weekends he would get kicked out of his room so that his roommates other gang banger friends can stick around. Kelly, caller variety not host variety, says that she had a roommate in college that memorized her driver license number to write hot checks. Doug calls in to tell us about his psycho, drunkard, ex-seal roommate. He woke up one day with him standing at the foot of his bed with a noose and a knife demanding that he place it over his neck. He then booby trapped the apartment. Kelly thinks that he could have been somebody that could have benefited from a little grief counseling. Some chick's dormmate has sex right in front of her. One time she just walked out and the next day her dormmate asked her what her problem is. Pugs' roommates had a community beagle and one of the dudes use to let him eat off the community dishes. Sarah's former roommate use to let her cat defecate in her closet. Kelly's second college roommate, Rose, was the typical white trash chick... she even had a rose tattoo on her boob. She would buy pot and give it to Kelly even though she wouldn't smoke. She would then smoke all of "Kelly's" supply and then go get her some more. Kelly now realizes that she was just keeping it on Kelly's side just in case they got busted. This chick that went to Art school had a roommate that use to sleep for 26 hours straight. She eventually met other drama nerd friends and made up their own language. Pugs went to a drama geek party one time and it was all drugs and sex. Some dude had a roommate that ran a bootleg porn ring. He was a Malay that would take apart tapes and stuff them in pillows to send off to Malaysia, where porno is illegal. Pugs wants to read an E-mail he got but is unsure if he is suppose to... he decides to read it but leave off the name.... I, Will the Blogger, was able to receive a copy of this e-mail and will post it here... don't ask how I got this.

Living with my sister is well.. crappy. She has stabbed me three times and has thrown a knife at me and demanded that I pick it up and "send her to hell"... she is a coke head now and use to break into my room to steal books, movies, and money to support her habit. I had to get a
lock for my door but I've caught her trying to break into my room several times still, I've come home to credit cards stuffed into my door jam. During my cousin's graduation she tried to sell a stolen TV to everyone. She constantly has people that want to kill her so, I deal with that too... it's fun...

Other than that, she's a good kid.


"End of The Party" by English Beat @ 2:55

*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 10:58*

We run through the line up... and it actually move quickly and smoothly. Wow. We do however run into a snag when Kelly messes up the website plug. Kelly is peppy and Pugs is completely beat down. They both were exhausted last night after Dodgeball and passed out when they got home. Kelly explains that there is some controversy amongst the refs. She wants to get the refs together for a meeting. She attempted to over rule Francis last night but our beloved Blind Ref didn't adhere to her. Pugs explains to her that only Sybil has the power to tell Francis what to do because she is the commish. Kelly wants to sit Francis down and go over the NADA rules with him and discuss the south west region modifications they have installed. Kelly announces that next week everyone just gets one team. There will be no more "alternates: running around anymore. Pugs complains that the New You Show brought in ringers during their second game. Pugs threw a hard line drive laser at a guy that caught it with one hand. Leslie, the P & K go to Negro, calls in to complain about who she got teamed with last night, Jesus Christler Supercar. She explains that they had beef from Week 1. Kelly was approached by Ian from the JCS team last night asking if they were serious with who they filled his team with because that was the team they were fighting with last week. Leslie wants people to join her dodgeball crusade against the Jesus Christler Supercar team. ooooo real grudges being made in Dodgeball now... ooooo..... Kelly says that Leslie was brow beating everyone last night to get her hooked up with someone. They remind her that she is just recently single again and Leslie tells us that she is getting old and needs to move more quickly before she dies.

11:10
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11:15

Hmmm, It appears that Kelly and Sybil have a thing for me... but in a friendly way they claim... damn. Kelly announces that they won their first game & match. Pugs and Kelly agree that they need to stop throwing like a girl. Kelly thinks that she gets better everytime Tyson throws balls at her. Kelly brings up how she met Cindy last night. Cindy lost her hearing in a tragic Dodgeball accident in high school. We receive an E-mail from a listener in trouble. Jenny's husband always pushed for a threeway with another woman... or a man. He claimed it would be a fantasy for her even though she had no interest in that at all. He eventually cheated on her with a man. Pugs doesn't believe that men can be bisexual. Pugs and Kelly both agree that Jenny's husband is flat out gay. Eric says that he has never fantasized about a man nor has he ever been with a guy alone. Pugs wonders if women really do want to get two guys at the same time. Kelly thinks that the only scenario where it wouldn't be gay is if one guy just wants to watch another guy bang his girlfriend. Sybil isn't into the idea of two guys being together at all and Kelly wonders why Pugs wants to have sex with another guy... heh. Carol calls in to say that this guy is totally gay and that two dudes together is simply gay. She believes that bisexuality is a real thing but this guy is gay. Pugs wonders if women have any type of gaydar and Kelly says that she has met a lot of "swishy" married men. Keith calls in to say that when he had threesomes there was absolutely no touching between to guys at all. Lisa calls in to confess that her husband kept trying to get her to be with him and another guy at the same time using the same reasoning that Jenny's husband used. They divorced after she discovered that he was having gay sex behind her back. Pugs isn't comfortable enough to be with another man and a chick in bed. He finds it hard to go to the restroom with another guy around. Adrian calls in and claims that she finds two straight guys queering off on each other attractive but not two gay guys doing it. Pugs reminds her that they wouldn't be straight then. Ann calls in to says that she was tricked into having a threeway and .... Pugs takes her off the air because her story is getting a little too risky but he still wants to know it. To cover the dead air Kelly suggest that Ann E-mail me the story so that I can clean it up and make it funny. Kelly asks Eric about me and they both agree that I do in fact rock. They also think I take good pictures . I take it that Ann's story was either too rough to announce or Pugs just wanted to learn all of the big sweaty details on his own. Jessica calls in to say that straight men have sex together on Oz . Pugs reminds her that is prison and doesn't count. A bunch of people call in to say that they have group sex all the time. Pugs wonders how these people do it because his group of friends have never brought up how they should triple bang each other's girlfriends. Kelly thinks that no man wants to see his guy friends' "OH" face.

11:43
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11:55

Kelly will be acting out the walk of Jesus tomorrow (passion play) at 11:15 from 15th to St. Marks. Kelly wonders how Cody is coming along with the cross. We have a game to play and the main prize is "Breakdown" for the X-box. The runner up will get Kill Bill Volume 1 on DVD. Pugs thinks that they should give the winner the option of choosing which one he would like to have. Pugs reminds us about the awful awful players they had on Monday and hopes that this goes much smoother. Today's game is Ex-Factors by Kent Giles. Kelly is amazed that Kent's last name isn't "The Intern". This game is about Hollywood folks that were a couple but aren't anymore.. We have Mark Vs Belinda... LET'S DO IT!

1. Mark (half a point)
2. Mark
3. Belinda
4. Mark
5. Belinda
6. Mark
7. Mark
8 NONE
9. Mark
10. Mark
11. Mark

Mark wins!!! Mark wants the X-box game and Belinda is quite happy with Kill Bill. Pugs gives kudos to the contestants today.

12:08
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12:15

Pugs thinks that there is a 30 year resurgence to "coolness". Musicians that were once cool, become lame, and then blow up thirty years after their initial cool running. We point to Frank Sinatra, Tom Jones, and Neil Diamond as examples of this. Pugs and Kelly were watching MSNBC and they were about to go into a one hour interview with this guy. Pugs was scrambling to find a new show but then they started playing a medley of his hits. He fell in love with him once again. IT'S BARRY MANILOW! Pugs thinks it was his generation that made Barry uncool and he believes that it is their mission to bring Barry back. Jason calls in to say that Barry wrote a lot of the famous jingles we hear in commercials now. Pugs wonders if Barry is gay. All of his songs are about women but was there a Mrs. Manilow? He also hung out with Bette Midler a lot.. hmmm.... Barry was also very "metro" before being metro was cool. Pugs went to Best Buy and bought the Ultimate Manilow collection. He ran into Metro-Aaron and Wayne (from the Down Under Pub and Grub) in the parking lot and they were ribbing him for his selection. He also bought Cat Stevens. Christopher calls in and thinks that Pugs should be slapped in the face for admitting that he digs Barry Manilow. Alex calls in to say that there is no real reason why Barry is on the "uncool" list and Pugs gives him a hand.

12:26
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12:36

It's Manilow time biatches! Tim calls in to claim that he was the biggest Barry fan from age 7 to 8 and even had... BM... hehe... on his door. Kelly says that like obscenity you can't define cool but you know it when you see it. they Play Barry Manilow- Mandy... Pugs calls it beautiful. Scott calls in to say that Kidd thinks it's cool and that is why it is uncool. Pugs reveals that Gavin has seen Barry Manilow in concert three times. Barry - It's a miracle.... Kelly sings poorly while Eric dances. Pugs suggest that they have a bad music party and thinks that they could just go see Clo DJ, same thing. Kimberly calls in to say that Barry Manilow rocks and Andrew calls in to threaten that he will change the channel because this is so bad. Pugs thinks that he won't change the channel, he'll just say he will. He'll really leave it on in his car and tap his toes and then later bash it with his friends. They play another song and Pugs tells us to "COME ON!" Pugs imagines the wonder of a Barry Manilow/ Hall & Oates concert. Barry- I Write the Songs... Admitting, I like this song. Pugs thinks that this song is just "eh" but then he starts to sing along. Bovin(?) calls in to complain that the uncool music is wearing him out. Pugs wonders why it is uncool and Bovin says that everything that came before his time is uncool... argh.... Katie, 26, calls in to say that everyone that says that it is uncool should be in the uncool list. Pugs admits that most of these songs sound the same. Kelly is surprised at the amount of lyrics she knew. Christy calls in to say that since Barry is ugly he is uncool... argh... Kelly reminds this stupid girl that most rock stars are ugly. EVERYONE SINGS!... poorly.

1:07
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1:22

Pugs has received a lot of E-mail that support the Manilow love fest. Mr. Skin IS IN! Skin admits to liking Manilow.... here we go...

1. The Whole Ten Yards. Skin reminds us that Amanda Peet was naked in the first movie The Whole Nine Yards. There is no "re-peet" nudity this time. Skin compares this to American Pie with Shannon Elizabeth. She was really naked in the first movie and then not so naked in the second. Pugs brags that he is going to Antartica with Shannon Elizabeth and Liz Taylor.

2. Johnson Family Vacation... no skin.. Pugs doesn't like that Cedric the Entertainer because of the "entertainer" part of his name.

3. Girl Next Door... Elisha Cuthbert... hmmm yeah. She is topless in it but she is holding her boobs. There is a lot of really nice underwear shots with her an a lot of unknown hotties running around topless.

A Skin Stumper wins Eddie Money tickets.

NEW TO DVD.... 1985 PG movie "Sylvester" Melissa Gilbert is nudey at the 23 minute mark. You get to see her "little houses"... heh

Skin reminds us that Marsha Brady was naked in Texas Lightning.

Caller asks about the pictures of Brittany Spears losing her top and Skin says that if any exist, they would have gotten them by now.

In the euro-version of "Call Me" that Heidi Fleiss movie of the week thing there is tons of nudity. Skin tells us that all of the Jaime Lynn Sigler nudity is body doubles but there is one scene where she has a nipple slip.

A chick asks about Barbara Eden... Skin lets us know that she has never been nude. Somebody was going to asks about Tipanga from Boy Meets World, Danielle Fischer. Ski nsays that she has never been nude and Kelly reminds us that she had a nice rack.

Stacy Dash.... Illegal In Blue... "HEHE... I actually knew that one... I'm getting better"

1:47
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2:00

Pugs is excited because on American Idol next week the contestants are going to be singing Manilow songs. RayLSU E-mails in to ask about everyone's Apprentice picks. Pugs' pick is Nick. He claims that he is picking him because he's a stand up dude... I think its cause "I Pick Nick" is a catchy phrase. He thinks that Kwamie is going down because he's a scumbag. Crazy Beth calls in to bet a hundred bucks that Nick and Amy will get fired.... nobody takes her up. Somebody points out how Nick and Amy are making some sort of relationship and Pugs picks them to be his two finalist. He brings up the guy that kept auditioning for The Apprentice 2 but never got picked. He hired some of his buddies to stand in line and then sold spots in line for prices up to 5 grand... wow.

2:10
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2:25

Pugs' E-mail account isn't working but Eric and Kelly's is.. so is mine. SYBIL GIGGLE JAM (REMIX)

1. IN Mexico this crazy chick gave herself her own C-section because she was 8 hours away from the nearest hospital and lived. She gave her self three shots of tequila and cut herself.
Pugs calls her a tough broad and Sybil thinks that she stuck the knife in her belly button and... NO! Pugs tells her to stop.

2. The latest in body modification is eye ball jewelry. Jewels are installed in the mucus membrane of the eye (the white part).
Pugs is grossed out and Kelly wonders who the hell thought of this. Who looked in the mirror and decided... "hey, I need a friggin' heart jewel there"?

3. There is a new DVD player on the market that takes out the offensive material in movies.
Pugs and Kelly wonder what is offensive and Kelly reminds us that the off button is another easy way to filter out offensive material.

4, People are upset with vodka flavored ice cream because they are worried that it will get kids to want to drink at an earlier age.
Pugs reminds us that kids love the flavor of vodka and promotes this new product for drunks that are also obese. Kelly wants ice cream flavored vodka.

5. Bill Bob Thorton is expecting a kid.
yay... we can all sleep easy tonight knowing that he is bringing another child into the world.

6. Eminem mooned the Germans... haha

7. Jessica Simpson is suing a company that was suppose to pay her $140,000 dollars for wearing their shirt in one of her videos but haven't.
Kelly thinks that is a reasonable price because of Golden Showers.... yeah

2:37
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2:44
Marisa Tomei got caught in the middle of gang warfare . She was attending some event in South Central.
Sybil blesses us with her patented Marisa Tomei impression and Kelly reminds us that if you're in the ghetto then you have no right to be surprised that you get shot at.

9. Scarlet Johanson will be the voice of a mermaid in Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Pugs thinks that they need to come up with a project that appeals to stoners but is marketed towards kids so that they can make the big bucks.

10. A college student is suing Prince and his body guard for assault. He took a picture of Prince as he stepped off a plane and the body guard stomped his ass.
Pugs wants to know why celebs want to be celebs.

11. Gene Simmons and Peter Chris are talking smack about one another... yeah

CALL THE WEEKEND DEBRIS LINE

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:53*


I HEARD IT DUDE (IHID)
Sybil Giggle- 41
Bell Dings- 53
Buzzer- 6


Comments? E-mail Will at will@pugsandkellylive.com

Just got back from Dodgeball and let me tell you something, Dodgeball > everything. That's right, it rocks out always. If you don't dodgeball... then you aren't cool. You're probably a terrorist and I want nothing to do with you.

The sun started dropping behind the rolling hills of Addison (ok.. there are no hills, WORK WITH ME PEOPLE)... two radio show crews lined up... only one would walk out a live. THE PUGS AND KELLY SHOW FINALLY WON A GAME! WOOT! That's right, in the demo-match to kick off the evening, The Pugs and Kelly Show Official Dodgeball Team stomped the New You Show Team 2-0. Pugs... well, Pugs was the first one out both times. To his credit though, the second time was not his fault at all. He was bent over with his head tucked down for a good 5 seconds at the half way line when he got pelted, someone should have covered him.... yeah. Now, I "heard" that the "two shows" "played" "again". I didn't see this. Apparently this "game" was the one that really "mattered". I didn't see this. I was "inside" eating a "burger" and sipping an "ice tea"... so in my world. The Pugs and Kelly show team won forever. !!! !!! !!!

In other news. Duke's won the tournament this week. This week's competition was stiff and Duke's proved to be the stiffest with their balls. The final was uber-exciting( for those of you that don't know what uber means... it means super bad ass cool). So congratulations Duke's ... you win a 50 dollar bar tab at your own bar!

Will's Amazing Player (WAP) this week is .... JAMES HAMRICK! Congratulations James, you proved to be an excellent ball player. In the finals against Duke's James caught, to win the set, the hardest ball thrown that night aside from the balls Aaron was throwing at Cody after the tournament. At the start of the last set James utilized the fence to dodge. He spidermaned his way off the walls to stay alive. James... this dodgeball fan salutes you.


again, I would put up pictures but 250free.com is being a pain.... so just imagine. ok... yeah... OH THAT'S GROSS... ya sick EFF!

*"El Distorto de Melodica" @ 10:51*

It's the line up... with bells! Cody has problems and Pugs wants to help. Kelly promotes Ambien and calls it the best since birth control. Pugs thinks it's the best since the toaster and Kelly tells him that she uses an oven and refuses to buy a toaster. She thinks it cost 60 bucks for that and Pugs lets her know that he got his for 10 bucks. Kelly would rather get a grill right now and Pugs promotes the George Foreman Grill. He brags that the slope allows for all of the fat to collect at the bowl at the bottom and that fat makes a great gravy. Kelly, the best lady in the world, got Pugs... chocolate fudge soda and cherry chocolate fudge soda!!! Pugs is happy! Eric was struggling to sleep last night and Kelly lets him know that he can't have any ambien. Eric says that he is stressing because he is working another job. He's waiting tables at Stake and Ale (Six flags location). Pugs and Kelly agree that when you start doing math in your head, you need medicinal help. Eric finally took a Tylenol PM after hours of running around the apartment. He now has that stupid medicine head hangover delay. We have a listener with a problem again and Pugs would like to inform people that he would like them to start spelling his name right. It's not PUGGS it's PUGS. Tyler has been dating this girl for 8 months now, they're both 27, and he thinks he's in love. The reason why he think he's in love is because she made him work very hard for affection and sex. It took him 4 dates before her got a kiss and 2 months of weekend dating before sex. Kelly and Pugs agree that they would have lost interest if they had to work that hard but realize that some guys like that. Tyler and his girlfriend have an active and healthy sex life and couldn't be happier. Until... He was at a bar and one of he guys that he was hanging out made a comment about his girlfriend "She's a wild and dirty "F"". Eric calls that very Chasing Amy and Pugs reads on to find out that upon Tyler's questioning he found out that she dated him in college, got really messed up, and can't remember what happened after that. Pugs wonders if you should forgive the past and Kelly says of course you should. Pugs wonders if you want to know the past and Kelly says of course you don't.

11:06
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11:12

Pugs rereads the E-mail so that you weeded up ADD suffering fans out there don't forget what's going on. Kelly reminds us that if you're 27 then college was at 22 and it was a long time ago. She doesn't want to be remembered for her actions at 22... Kelly says that about every age... what age do you want to be remembered by? Pugs tells us that there is a huge difference between being a bar whore at 22 and being a 27 year old woman in a serious deep relationship. Pugs thinks that Tyler now has a wild card. The next time she gets bitchy for him leaving the milk out or leaving the toilet set up... DROP THIS FACT ON HER! Kelly thinks that's a little harsh over something so benign and Pugs lets us know that he'll cut you. Kelly says that if you drop something like that over a little spilled milk then it's over. Pugs teaches us that this scenario happens a lot when you go back to HER neighborhood. Brian calls in to say that once a skank, always a skank. Pugs reminds him that people do have the ability to change and Brian says that if she was forthcoming with the past then he'd be OK. Kelly doesn't think that people really should know each others complete sexual history. Casey calls in to call Pugs crazy for wanting to throw a bombshell like that. Pugs thinks that women should stop acting out during the last four minutes of a football game over crap like the toilet seat being up. Pugs wonders if that's why he's single. A guy calls in to say that he should be happy because she should be good in bed. He also lets Pugs know that his "bombing mission" is stupid. Pugs proclaims that he wants to win and Kelly has no idea what he means by that. Rob calls in to say that Tyler should drop her because "once a skank.. always a skank". His problem is that she made him work so hard to get it and she was giving it up so easy before that. Pugs wants to know what it means when a girl doesn't give it up to you so easily and Kelly explains that it can be one of two things. 1) She wants to build up a chemistry together.. 2) She doesn't want to screw it up. Mike calls in to say that if you save up those bombshells for the little arguments then you might as well walk out now. He tells us that like Pugs, he's manic and that he was just thrown out on Friday. He tells us that you don't win, he's 39 and living with his parents. Kelly tells him that he should bring his wife to dodgeball... .... .... ...yeah.... .... Pugs still wants to use it though. Kelly reminds Pugs that women stock pile info to use against men. Dan calls in to say that it's just stupid male ego-bull crap. Pugs says that he doesn't want a guy that's in his circle of friends that has carnal knowledge of his woman. Pugs wonders what somebody should do if somebody you're hanging out with starts talking about your girlfriend (when he doesn't know you're together). Eric tells him that you just sit thee and listen. Kelly says you listen and then have your girlfriend come over later and make that guy feel like a douche. Pus reminds us that there is always something from somebodies past that would upset us if we knew about it.

11:40
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11:52

COME PLAY DODGEBALL!!!! There are now prizes at stake now for dodgeball, a 50 dollar bar tab and your picture taken for the board at Dukes. Pugs informs us that there will now be 24 balls on hand at the tournament and that the barb wire has been taken down. Ray e-mails in about the last segment. He says that when a sleazy girl makes you wait, it's the finest reward possible. It's Average Joe talk. Pugs calls that Samantha chick a friggin' loon. Kelly comments on how she came in under the radar and thinks that method is being used a lot in Average Joe. Pugs thinks that Adam lead America on by coming to the show and pretending that he wanted a meaningful relationship. They play a clip... *Samantha is one of those creepy dog people... like real creepy...* Pugs and Kelly thought that would have been a deal breaker. Pugs states that while he is a dog person, he has nothing but pictures of his dogs in his phone, his dog is stupid and big. It doesn't wear clothes. He says that when you start dressing up your dogs you humanize it and that's wrong. They play a a clip..*Rachel gets dismissed and stomped on... oh well*... Pugs thought that Rachel handled it really class. Kelly brings up how Pugs was upset that Adam didn't make a huge fit when he got spat in the face. Pugs thinks that guys are suppose to be animalistic. They play a clip.. *It's Rachel all upset ranting... you know.. this rant sound very familiar to the "Hot or Not" guy... you know the one*... Kelly says that it's funny that whenever you're the one that gets broke up with, you always find a way to blame it on their character flaws. Eric, Sybil, and Kelly all think that the two girls look almost the same and Pugs disagrees. Eric found Rachel to be very second grade teacher and Pugs claims that he would love a woman like that. Kelly thinks that Pugs wants that in theory but will never actually be happy with a girl like that.

12:16
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12:24

Pugs has been getting pictures from people that have been taking pictures with their camera phone. A guy sent Pugs pictures of this bar on St. Patty's day where the girls were going crazy and flashing the crowd. Pugs would like everyone to send him pictures like that at Pugs@pugsandkellylive.com .... Pugs is a big fan of Captain Stabbin' and Mike's Apartment and has recently discovered a new favorite... inthevip.com .... Pugs wonders if Eric likes the internet porn and Kelly is shocked that she actually knows that Eric prefers his imagination. Cody gives a big thumbs up for inthevip. Sybil was cruising friendzy and found this topic "Is Eatin' Cheatin'?" ... Scenario... Sybil and Pugs are dating. Sybil thinks it would be OK to get it on with a chick... ... ... yeah, I"m saving that image.... Pugs used to think that it was really hot to think about that but today people are jumping teams too much. Pugs thinks that it is more widely acceptable for a chick to get it on with a chick but that it's still a problem, Kelly understands that it seems like a fun exciting idea until you actually are there doing it. She thinks that it would just be too strange for some people to be able to deal with. Pugs firmly believes that bi-sexual cheating is still cheating. John calls in to tell us that his wife left him for the woman that they "had fun" with and he warns us that women connect more mentally. Once they figure out how to please each other physically, you're out of the picture. Now for some reason.. I wrote "Gay Tyson!"... now, I don't know if that's just wishful thinking on my part or if I heard something from the show that made me want to write this... Tyson, please don't squish my skull. I need my skull to protect my brain. Jeff calls in to say that the girls start preferring each other and garble garble garble garble.. I think Jeff got eaten by the cookie monster. Kelly wonders if during the process, if somebody feels uncomfortable, do you stop? Pugs asks Kelly a tough question. Would it be worse if Tyson was making out with a girl drunk, or holding hands with a girl under the table sober.

12:44
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12:56

Pugs wants to know when the show is going to Antartica with Liz Taylor and Sybil lets him know that their going to Iceland with Liz Phair and Shannon Elizabeth. Kelly reminds us that Iceland is the good one and Pugs is confused cause he thought he was going to Antartica. They've all clarified now that everyone thinks that eating is cheating and Pugs wants to amend his previous "would you rather". Now Tyson is either with a prostitute in Vegas or that hand thing. Kelly thinks that the prostitute in Vegas is isn't so bad because she wouldn't have seen it but, she'd break up with him over it. Sybil thinks that the prostitute is way worse. She doesn't even think the hand hold is bad at all... Sybil, my hand is always lonely, strictly platonic... I swear.... Pugs is outraged that Kelly and Sybil feel that way and proclaims that you can get worse stuff from holding hands. Kelly informs us that cooties are awful. Pugs tells Kelly that he can't help it because he has a sex drive and Kelly doesn't care if he has a sex drive. Pugs lets Kelly know that he wasn't trying to be disrespectful because she wasn't suppose to find out. He says that when you hold hands with someone it's because you want to be attached to somebody. He believes it to be a much more intimate act than sex could ever be. Pugs reminds us that men have sex with themselves three times a day and that he has never stroked the hand of someone he didn't care for. A guy calls in to explain that you don't have to be intimate to have sex but you must be intimate to hold hands. Ronnie calls in to say that if he saw his girlfriend holding hands with somebody then he would assume that they have either done something or were about to. Pugs takes the prostitute out of the situation and turns it into a groupie. Kelly has grown more conservative in time and claims that if that was to come up, her relationship would be over. Pugs thinks that a lot of girls claim that but wouldn't actually go through with it. Kelly wonders if the girl holding his hand is comforting him and then she realizes why would he have to go to another broad for comfort?

1:19
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1:28

PLAY DODGEBALL BITCHES! There is a problem with the E-mail... hey, there is... someone fix it!... please? Why does no one ever hear my plea? Kelly is now upset because she keeps picturing her boyfriend with a whore. Pugs is upset because J-Lo's mom won 2.4 million playing a slot machine in Atlantic city. Pugs and Kelly discuss how bad of a mother she most of have been. She raised a bitchy diva that more than appears to be an awful person. Pugs points out that J-lo probably isn't going to give her as much money, if she was giving her money, because now she has 2.4 stuffed in her mattress. Pugs wonders what an old lady is going to do with 2.4 million dollars. He assumes that J-lo knows that mom is just going kick it back to her when she dies... Pugs seems outraged by the way.... Eric thinks that she needs to give it to charity. Pugs says he would make his mom give it to charity... sorry Pugs' mom.... Pugs believes that J-Lo should give her mom 2.4 million and hold a press conference announcing that the money will be given to charity. They realize that they only hate that mom got the money because her daughter is such a bitch. Pugs reads that her jackpot was the biggest jack pot at that particular casino. Pugs and Kelly are also surprised to find out that the largest jackpot ever was 39.7 million at the Excalibur in Vegas. Kelly brings up how it isn't that nice and Pugs describes it as medieval times meets a casino. He informs us that they serve cans of beer and reminds us that it's no Mirage or Harrah's. Pugs admits that it is jealousy but why can't you be jealous? It's J-Lo's mom for goodness sake. Now for something completely different.... Pugs reads a story about what your car tells me.... My car tells me to kill all of the infidels. Place their head on stakes in front of the wonders of the world and let all who look upon them remember that my car is divine. It doesn't take kindly to non-believers. It also says that I'm a poor college kid that is trying to live within reason.... The mini cooper says, "I'm huggable". The Jeep Wrangler says, "I'm rugged". The SUV says, "I'm really tough". Kelly doesn't think that is much of a surprise. Pugs reminds us that everyone is judged by your car especially here in Dallas. We have beautiful weather all year round and there is no fear of salt or snow damage. Pugs asks Kelly if she knows what type of car she drives and Kelly admits that she wanders around aimlessly in the parking lot looking for her car. She drives a Honda CRV and Pugs thinks that says that Kelly is a pratical soccer mom that isn't trying to be a soccer mom. He also thinks that it means that she doesn't care what other people think about her car.

I didn't get the time... give me a break I'm tired...
*break* <--- you gave me a break.. yuck yuck yuck
1:51

Pugs reminds us what the story said... cause all you stoners probably forgot your complete family history during the break. He reads that 52% of Americans judge somebody by their car and everyone agrees that number is even higher here in the Metroplex. Pugs thinks that has to do with this being the "car culture". In Chicago, you drive around in a beater for most of the year and then pull out the nice ride for like four months. Pugs says that the level of wealth around here is unbelievable. Pugs has never seen so many Ferraris in his life before he moved here. He'll see two driving home tonight. Kelly learned that the reason why people don't use salt on the icey roads here is because they are so worried that they will ruin their cars. Pugs reminds us that we only ice up real bad maybe twice a year and that last for twelve hours. Pugs and Kelly remind us silly Texans that sand doesn't work. Salt gives us traction and melts the snow and ice on contact. Pugs respects the fact that Tyson is a pro-foot ball player and drives a 12 year old car. Kelly reveals that Tyson has been super-gluing his car together lately and Pugs confesses that he has been duct taping his bumper. AJ calls in to say that Pugs is wrong about the whole Ferrari thing. He only sees one a week. Pugs lets him know that one a week was more than he ever saw in his whole life in Chicago. He also brings up how Hummers are a dime a dozen here. Bill calls in to wonder what a pick up says about a person. Kelly thinks that it means that you like to help people move. Christina calls in, she has a Chrysler Sebring. Kelly thinks that means that Christina likes to have fun but not too much fun. She might get drunk from time to time and dance on a bar but she won't flash you. Bruce X calls in to say that he believes a Hummer means that you're tall, handsome and good in bed. Pugs points out that Bruce owns a Hummer and a Ferrari and Bruce confesses that means he has a small penis. Kelly can't understand spending more than 80 grand on a car even if money isn't a thing. Pugs can't see more than 35 grand on a car. Kelly wonders what people need to have a ridiculously fast car for? David calls in and says that he's a gay guy with a truck. Pugs thinks that means his parents doesn't know he's gay. His friends do ask him to help move stuff. Pugs reminds David that he should be driving a Miata. Kelly could never date a mini cooper guy. Kevin drives a 2002 Audi and suggest Pugs drives one. Pugs thinks that they seem like expensive volkswagons. Stephanie calls in, she has a corvette and a camaro... yeah.... Pugs and Kelly remind us that camaros are trashy. Kelly thinks that camaros mean you're queen of the trailer park. Tim calls in to ask about riced up hondas. Pugs thinks its stupid and for stupids. Eric thinks that if you do that then don't make it you're daily driver. LIbby calls in and brags that she has a number of cars she has for different purposes. She has a truck for hauling stuff from home depot, a mercedes for long road trips, a little mitsubishi for beboping around town... Pugs interupts her to ask how many cars she needs. She also has a porshe, a jag, a model-T, and a model-A. Kelly relates with hair products. Kelly and Pugs are getting angry talking to her. Eric has a water bong when he doesn't want the stress of taking a big hit and a little one hitter he takes to the club when he needs a pick me up. Vicki has a ford escotr and PUgs thinks she's broke. She is a poor college student. PUgs thinks she's perfect. Kelly picks up on how perky she is and asks her if she's studying to be a teacher... "OH MY GOD, YES!"... Pugs and Kelly like Vicki. Valerie calls in. She has just moved from New York and she has just realized that people live way above their means. Pugs says that when he moved here he realized that people live way above their means. Pugs blames it on the real rich people setting an impossible pace for the thirty thousand a year guys. Eric teaches us that Dallas has more millionaires per capita than any other area. Tony calls in... sounds really shadey... he drives a Cadilac Seville and Pugs and Kelly think that Tony sounds like he belongs in a Caddy. Coleen calls in to asks what a range rover says. Pugs thinks that it means she's pretintious and that she cares too much about what other people think. Pugs asks her if she is planning on going Safari and she says she has a rhino gaurd. Pugs thinks that is good for those times at the Galleria when the rhinos get loose. Kelly reminds us that we can't predict the stompin patterns of a rhino. PUgs is suprised that the study showed that PT Cruisers says... "don't mess with me"....

2:21
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2:32

It's the Sybil Giggle Jam (Remix)... yeah!

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. Romanian chick had a 176 tumor on her back that hung down to the back of her knees. A Chicago surgeon got rid of it. Without it she weighed 86 pounds. The tumor drainednutrients from her body like a giant parasite.
PUgs is ewwwww.... Kelly wonders how one can sit in a movie theatre with that. Kelly gives props the doctor. Kelly thinks that you can use the excuse that you're not fat, you just have a tumor. Sybil brings up Lori and Dori for some reason and Pugs reminds us that they are the show's favorite siamese twins. One wnats to be a country singer and one has stage fright... They play a clip of her singing... oh god, why? Kelly reminds us that one dropped out of college and one stayed in. How the hell do you drop out of college when your siamese twin still goes. Pugs thnks you just stop paying attention. Cody IMs Kelly to wonder if when the tumor chick rolled over... did she look like a turtle?

2. In Wellington, Ohio, a video/party supplies store had a mach suicide set in a display. A set of feet hanging witha stool kicked out from underneath and liquot bottles thrown about everywhere. All of the Wellington people are all uppity.
Kelly wonders if they have a sense of humor and suggest a few radio wacky bits.

3. A man in Mexico demanded Cocaine, Marijuana, and beer for the hostages he took.
Pugs and Kelly thinks that's awesome. Kelly reminds us that hostage takers never get away so that you can have a good time. Pugs reminds us taht you'd want the hostages talking high of you if you get them all partied up.

???
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2:42

Pugs coughs up. He brags that he has a cough button but he doesn't use it.. cause he's a rebel.

4. The Naked Chef burned his penis while cooking for his wife.
Pugs wants a topless woman to cook him bacon. Kelly and Sybil remind us that the male body is funny looking and Pugs teaches us that the naked male body is pratical.

5. Brittany Spears was putting on a behind the scenes show thing after her Miami show and one of her boobs popped out of her top.
Pugs and Kelly wonder why that picture isn't out yet.

6. Bob Dylan is doing Victoria's Secret collection.
Pugs thinks that they are lowering their standards too much.

7. Victoria Bekham and David Bekham are in the news beause David and his assistant were trading sexy messages.
Pugs reminds us that they are huge. Kelly thinks that no husband should ever have an assistant that is that hot. Pugs compares this to Tiffany (that chick that covered that Turtles song) and Kobe Bryant hooking up.

*" I'm Coming Home" @ 2:55*


I Heard It Dude (IHID)

Sybil Giggle - 76
Bell Dings - 24
Buzzer- 4


Comments? E-mail Will at Will@pugsandkellylive.com

*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 10:52*

Pugs and Kelly "Rainman" their way through the line up and Kelly is announces that Dr. Drew is going to be in a movie. Kelly went to go see Scooby Doo 2 but wanted to go see the new Jim Carey movie. She is not too excited about the idea of taking her kids to go see the Garfield movie either. A caller calls in to say that Dr. Drew is going to be in the new Mary-Kate and Ashley movie, "A New York Minute". Kelly is disturbed because the previews has Mary Kate running around New York in nothing but a towel for half the time. Tyson thinks that this movie targeted to him and not little girls.

10:59
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11:09


Adam E-mails the show with problems. Pugs and Kelly put on their happy helper hats on. Adam's girlfriend is a homosexual and he is upset that she hangs on him and kisses him all the time. He confronted her about it and she told him to relax... "HE'S GAY!". He asked her if it's OK for him to get a lesbian friend to hang on and kiss and she freaked out. Kelly thinks that if they were friends before they formed their relationship then he has no right to be upset. Pugs reminds us that most women find gay men attractive and Kelly completely disagrees. Pugs and Eric always find women that want a gay man. Kelly looks at Gay Steven and says that there is nothing about him that she finds attractive. Pugs doesn't think it's fair to use Steven as an example because he is completely flamboyantly gay but Kelly thinks he's the best person to look at for this. Kelly reminds us that most straight men don't find REAL lesbians attractive and they won't be hanging off of each other. She thinks you can only see them hugging on each other if they play on the same dodgeball/soft ball team. A girl calls in to say that she finds gay men hot but not sexual. Kelly reminds us that girls prefer girl-on-girl porn over guy-on-guy. Pugs and Kelly both agree that it is uncalled for to have a girl hang on anybody else but your boyfriend. Pugs wonders if it's a badge of honor for a girl to flip a gay man and he claims he'll be gay for that reason. Eric use to do that but that's the OLD Eric. Kelly thinks that a girl who thinks that she can flip a gay guy must have something wrong with her. Pugs believes that a girl just wants to think of herself as so sexy that she can raise any pair of dockers. Kelly is under the impression that Adam's girlfriend is just trying to make him jealous. She wonders if it's just a kiss on the cheeks because Tyson doesn't like that one bit. Kelly advises Adam to tell her that you don't want her doing that and hopefully she'll stop. If she doesn't you have two options, get over it or break up with her. A guy calls in claiming to be gay but says that he's had more sex from women in the past 10 days than he's had from men in the past year. Pugs calls him bisexual then and the caller reveals that one of them was a married woman. Pugs thinks that this is the reason that gay men and women should hang out together. Paula calls in to say that gay men are just a lot more touchy feely and a lot more fun. Pugs thinks if Paula like gay men so much.. SHE SHOULD JUST MARRY ONE! Pugs is upset at the feminization of the American male. It's not enough that they want us to be well groomed, smelling pretty, and well spoken... now they want us to sleep with other dudes. Kelly reminds us that when you date a straight guy you have to deal with 50 % of the population possibly stealing him away and when you date a gay guy, you have to deal with the other 52 % stealing him away... math? A woman calls in to say that she got hit on by a gay man in her college night class and Pugs is outraged. Pugs thinks that this is a plan by gay men and married women to get the divorce rate so high that society has no choice but to accept gay marriage. Kelly thinks it was better when the gays knew their place was in the closet and Pugs wonders if gays should wear pink armbands so that everyone knows who they are. Kelly is happy cause now guys suffer from the eating disorders, plastic surgery addiction, and all of the other stress of trying to look pretty... and she loves it HAHAHA! Pugs tries to battle back with testicular cancer and Kelly reminds him of uteral cancer. Pugs goes with the prostrate and Kelly brings up the breast... Kelly winds. A guy calls in claiming to be the biggest metrosexual ever and... DUMP THAT!

11:30
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11:41

Pugs thinks that they pulled the plug early on Average Joe because Adam got rid of all the hot chicks. They discuss what should air during sweeps since they're wrapping Average Joe and Pugs suggest a reality show with people who think they're Jesus. It's Weekend Debris time... *drunkards.. all of you... Degenerates... Brad Sham? Hey, It's Brad Sham.. he sounds pissed off. HE says something about watching Seinfield because P and K aren't there...* Pugs points out that Kelly was really drunk at dodgeball and Kelly informs us that she thinks she's really interesting when she's drunk. Pugs thinks that she thinks she's really interesting when she's sober on the air for four hours a day but Kelly let's him know that she is just there filling out time and she really doesn't have anything interesting to say. Kelly lets us know that after the kick ass dodgeball event, she was cleaning up Declan's puke off the carpet. She also lets us know that McKenna had the diarrhea. She boast about the glamorous life of a DJ. Pugs was impressed by all of the good looking women at the Tantra thing and seems a little ticked that Eric and Sybil didn't show up. Pugs played a trick on Gavin because he's sneaky like that. Pugs saw Henry Cho and admits that he didn't in fact miss the swears. We went to a stars/blackhawks game with Gavin and Amal Armadillo. Pugs heard that they're getting a New You dodgeball team together and that they're stacking it with pro-athletes. YOU CAN STILL REGISTER FOR DODGEBALL.... E-mail her at Sybil@pugsandkellylive.com

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12:03

*Jetson's Bell* It's Brian Worth from Average Joe 2. Brian lets us know that he realized that he's a dork after watching the show. Kelly informs him that he's not a dork... Brian, Kelly is a mom... she goes into that mode where she has to remind everyone that they're not a dork, she does it to me too, I think you're cool... but I'm a dork.... Brian tells us that he got discovered for the show while drinking BEErs with a couple of his buddiesat a bar. He found out it was because he was a "regular guy" and that kind of bothered him. They play a clip.. *It's Larissa ripping out Brian's heart and shoving down his throat... I hate that bitch.... Pugs wonders what his relationship with Larissa is now and Brian tells us that they hung out together in LA. He says that you don't normally see your break ups on TV and that really killed him. Brina still has his Home Land Security job and lets us know that the government is really flexible with him taking time off to do his little Average Joe stuff. They play a clip of the Fabio shocker... yeah.... Brian claims that he would have told her, "I can't believe it's not buttah"... Pugs and Kelly point out how rehearsed that sounds. Pugs knows that for a neighborhood guy from Boston dating a girl that had her a piece of Fabio is a badge of honor. Paul calls in to say that Larissa is a "losah" for not picking him. Brian says that he knows that they weren't exclusive but seeing her kiss and mess around with other guys really bothered him. Pugs rubs salt into his wound when he asks him if it bothered him to know that they went on that vacation and probably banged like bunnies. Pugs shares with Brian his thoughts on why they closed Average Joe early this season and Brian says that he doesn't know why they wrapped early. Kelly admits that she is teaching her daughter to say "wicked retarded" and Pugs admits that he fell in love with Brian... Pugs said some stuff to make this seem not as gay but, screw it cause this is funnier.... Pugs admits that he fell in love with Brian. Brian lets us know that his sex life is good and his buddy is picking up residuals... oh yeah!

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12:32

Kent is standing around looking creepy and Pugs reminds us that is Kent's job. Kelly wants a cup of ice and Eric asks for a diet coke. Pugs is going to play a song that he thinks is so gay that no man should ever confess to liking it. Pugs.. *snicker*... has had men approach him... *snicker*..... Kelly doesn't like it. It's too sugary for her. Pugs points out that Tyson, who is both a pro-athlete and a music snob, has been busted singing along to this song. They play it... "Maroon 5- This Love" Pugs wonders if he's gay for like this song. A hetero metal head calls in to confess his great love for this song and even admits that he has it as a ring tone. Pugs says that this song sounds like.... Landon calls in and wonders why Pugs thinks this song is gay. He says that it's not gay to have good taste in music and Pugs wonders if Landon is gay... which he is. Pugs lets him know that they don't mean the literal sense of the word gay, they mean "playground gay". Kelly says that YMCA is a gay song that is embraced by the hetero culture. Todd and Mark at the same that it sounds like Jamiroquai... They play Jamrioquai- Virtual Insanity... Will would like to say that he is a big Jamiroquai... I don't know why. I think it's cause he sounds like Stevie Wonder and I'm a HUGE Stevie Wonder fan.. Will owns Songs in the Key of Life on Vinyl... cause Will is cool like that. Will also wonders why he jumps from first person to third person so much when it's late at night... I think Will is strange.... Pugs loves this song and thinks that it isn't gay because he's British... *They play the other song* now... *Virtual Insanity*... and attempt to sing along *This Love*.. Greg calls in to say that he DJs at the Service Bar and everyone thought it was Jamiroquai. He also says that a lot of the straight guys like this song. Kelly is amazed at how much he sounds like Tracy Morgan... hehe, he does. Kelly says that song has a very 80s feel. Eric is giggling because the lyrics say that he has so high that he couldn't recognize the fire in his eyes. Kelly informs Pugs that they do in fact rock out. Jeremy calls in to claim that he's straight and that if you buy this CD you won't take it out of your CD player. They play "Harder To Breath" Pugs thinks that this sounds like Lenny Kravitz. Pugs says this is more straight because of the crunchy guitars... but I disagree... I mean, I like the song but it's a little gay sounding, ones butch one's not. Pugs request the Jamiroquai and Kelly thinks it may be that it's because it's a guy with a higher voice. A guy calls in to say that it reminds him of a Billy Joel song... YES BILLY JOEL SONG!!! YES! BILLY JOEL IS BAD ASS.... BITCHES! Kelly wonders if the members of Maroon 5 is black because they sound black. A chick calls in but.. GETS ATTACKED BY DARTH VADER!!!! She was going to say that the description of Jamiroquai (British with a big hat) screams gay. Pugs reminds us that you can't just automatically think gay when you think British. Kelly disagrees, Prince Charles, Hugh Grant, Tony Blair, Tony Randal?.... Pugs is singing the song... AGAIN! Pugs and Kelly, the arbiters of gay or straight, give hetero males out there the thumbs up to embrace this song... go us!

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1:01

Pugs gets an E-mail from Dante about the Maroon 5 song. Dante says that if you really dig a song then embrace it. He reminds us that the early beatles' tunes were very bubble gum sugar coated poppy. Mark calls in to say that Maroon 5's lead singer is Alan Thicke's son. Mark brags about being the guy that called in to confirm that deaf people can drive and Pugs asks him if he's deaf. Kelly thinks it would be hard for deaf people to enjoy Maroon 5 and this show. Pugs gets an E-mail from Pat asking about Sopranos talk... ITS TIME FOR SOPRANOS TALK!.... Kelly normally fast forwards through the theme music but Eric and Pugs both claim that the theme gets them in the mood. They all like the role of Steve Buscemi's character this season because he's the good voice for "the king". Kelly is happy because she recognized the main characters of this episode. Pugs lets us know about the Adriana and Tony situation from last night's episode. He weighs out how bad this could be. Pugs wonders when Tony became a coke head and Pugs thinks they're trying to show how his life is unraveling without his family life. They talk about how Tony ran into his daughter Meadow at the club after obviously doing some blow in the bathroom. Pugs calls that a very sobering experience. Kelly says that you must take the money in that situation. Pugs thinks that if you run into Dad at a night club and he's coked up... you take the money. Kelly wonders why it's so shocking for Meadow to run into Tony at Adriana's club. Pugs thinks that it's just another example of how Tony's life is now. He also reminds us that Tony is a silent partner to the Crazy Horse. Pugs lets us know that Tony is becoming attracted to Adriana. Tony and Adriana were involved in a car accident at two o clock in the morning going to Dover. Now Christopher has to deal with the fact that his girlfriend was with his boss at two o' clock in the morning. Pugs wonders who doesn't hit the raccoon. Kelly wonders if coke makes you want to have sex and Pugs and Eric let you know that it makes you really confident and horny. Pugs lets her know that if you do too much you won't be able to. They play a clip of the phone game *everyone starts adding their own take on it*.... Everyone in the family now thinks that Tony and Adriana have something going on and Christopher made the argument that it doesn't matter if it really happened or not, it's what people think. Pugs thinks that the only way that he can save face in front of the guys is to break up with her. Tony calls in to say that if he didn't try to save the life of that little raccoon then he could have had great sex high off of cocaine. Pugs wonders if you should hit the raccoon or swerve to hit it and Tony calls for the death of the raccoon. Kelly reminds us that you don't really think when you're that startled. Pugs says that he'll always be seen as a sap to the other mob guys and that he'll never be able to shake that and that a man can never live that down. Kelly thinks that people forget and move on. They play a clip of Christopher walking in on all of the captains playing poker laughing about him... *throws a sandwich*.... Pugs says that it is intolerable for a man to know that his friends are sitting around talking about his woman that way. Kelly wonders if Tony could make everyone shut up about it. A chick calls in to say that Tony isn't an attractive guy and she doesn't know why he gets all this play from women. Pugs reminds her that Tony is a very powerful and charismatic guy and that women are attracted to that. Pugs finds him charming but Kelly doesn't. Christopher falls off the wagon and starts drinking a lot. Christopher shot up Tony's suburban and starts waving a gun in the Bada Bing at Tony. Christopher is jumped by the bouncers and driven to a corn field. All of the guys gather in a semi-circle while Tony has a gun at his head and tony says this... clip played *Tony yells at him for drawing on a boss of a family... this was a great scene... Paulie says that Christopher must have known the gun was empty*... Pugs thinks that means that Paulie wants Christopher dead but Kelly thinks that he was saying that Christopher wasn't trying to kill Tony because the gun was empty... My initial thoughts on this situation was that Paulie was trying to save Christopher, he had a concerned look in his face and why would he need to intercede in that situation anyway if he wanted Christopher dead.... Pugs thinks that Paulie was saying that Christopher was trying to commit suicide. He doesn't kill Christopher.Chris calls in to say that he was at the edge of his chair when Tony was holding a gun at Christopher's head and was kind of hoping that he did it because that would put the show in a serious new direction. A chick calls in to bring up the dinner at the end of the show where everyone kind of made it seem like everything was OK. Pugs and Kelly are both Catholic and remind us that public displays like that are common in our religion/culture and that it doesn't really mean everything is OK. It means that everyone is going to sweep it under the rug and pretend like nothing ever happened. Jeff calls in to say that the ugliest guy in the world can get a little bit of power and pull the hottest chicks around.

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1:45

It's a perfect circle game give away. Pugs wonders what perfect circle sounds like and Kelly heard that it's like a chicky version of Tool (tool-lite). Pugs thought that Tool was chicky and Eric says that Tool is more kick ass rock. Kelly likes how they didn't spell TOOL.. like Tewl. Pugs claims he would have made it 2-ewl. Gavin calls in to say that maybe they should move back to Chicago because there is a huge Tool following here in Dallas... argh.... Pugs reminds him that Tool is from Detroit and so they are familiar with Tool. They play some Tool or try to play some Tool... but the CD player is broken.. WELCOME TO RADIO BABY! Pugs suggest hitting the console with a Tool.. to get some Tool to play. Today's game is "Hollywood Duos that Don't". This is about people in Hollywood that go hand in hand that don't get it on... like, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!... yeah. This is Eric's game. Jason and Shawn are playing... Pugs and Kelly give them the heads up to play once they clarify that they aren't the same person.

1. Shawn
2. Shawn
3. ARGH... nobody.... Pugs thinks they both suck.Pugs reminds us that Arnold and Willis never took Mr. Drummond's name. They stayed Jacksons.
4. nobody... argh... I mean, should I feel bad that I actually know the answer to this one? Bosom Buddies... geez
5. Jason... geez, Pugs is outraged.
6. PUGS IS SO PISSED OFF... calls them morons. HA.
7. Shawn
8. Jason
9. Jason
10. argh... Laverne and Shirley people... Pugs is so beat down.

Pugs decides that neither one of them deserve the tickets so the next person that calls in with the answer wins the tickets. Pugs says that this game isn't bad either it's just the stupid contestants. Cindy calls in and wins... good for you Cindy. Pugs reminds us that this is why we don't do games. Tyson IMs wishing that these two guys' mothers just would have swallowed.

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2:07

haha! I really like that Office Space bumper.. makes me smile.. mad Pugs, Pugs is mad... haha!!! Anyway, Kelly finally gets to talk about Audrey Seiler the missing girl from Wisconsin that didn't really go missing. Pugs brings up how much he likes South Park and how great of a social commentary it makes on America. Last weeks' episode was called "The Passion of the Jews" and it was about how crazy Mel Gibson has made everyone. Cartman formed a Mel Gibson fan club and held a meeting. He says "achtung" and suggest "doing something". He says that they shouldn't do anything about it until they have most of the n the train on the way to the camps. The towns people think that this is a resurgence of spiritual faith and not ... well what it is obviously. He has the Hitler haircut. A girl calls in to say that Kelly has been trying to talk about this story for the past week and that it isn't the Pugs and Pugs show. Pugs stands back and lets Kelly tell her little story. Kelly admits that this story has gotten her and snuck up on her. She reminds us that on holidays America likes to celebrate with pretty young girls going missing. Kelly knows that there was probably thousands of kids that are missing right now but this was the one that America rallied behind. She reminds us that Audrey is very photogenic and urges Pugs to get cute pictures of himself done for when he goes missing. Pugs suggest taking the kids to the mall ot get "my kids been kidnapped pictures"... make sure they smile real big, with puppies, maybe in a sailor outfit. Girls should have their hair curled holding daisies Kelly thinks that Pugs should get one too so that people would never think that he could have done any atrocity. Pugs could be holding a blind kid or he could be sitting Indian style on the ground with baby ducks. So this Seiler chick from Winsconsin, 4.0 student, goes missing. She reappears at a marsh. Pugs says that when she found her they found duct tape, knife, and cold medicine. YEAH WE FOUND HER! Kelly's alarm bell went off when she heard that a month ago that she was hit in the back of the head with a rock and she woke up in a different place. Kelly knew that nobody would do that. Pugs lets us know that he's never walked down a street and got hit in the head with something. Kelly thinks it's too TV to be knocked out with one hit. Audrey Seiler faked her own disappearances. Kelly brags that she had this all figured out from the first reports of this story and Pugs admits that she does. Kelly thought it was suspect that Audrey left without her cellphone at 2:15 AM... that's just odd. Pugs lets us know that Madison is like Austin.. with cheese. Kelly brings up how much they spent on her rescue. The city of Madison spent about 100,000 dollars for her search and she faked it. Kelly wonders if you should charge her and Pugs says of course you do. Kelly wonders if it is her fault that the news ran away with the story. Pugs reminds us that a 20 year old woman is allowed to go missing.

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Pugs says that just cause the media runs away with a story doesn't mean that is her fault. He thinks the problem now is to see if she intended to make people go crazy looking for her or if she just wanted to get away. Russell calls in to say that they should charged for it because he got in a car accident. He scrapped some paint on the concrete and got a bill for several thousands of dollars. Pugs thinks that the media was trying to get their ratings so they ran with a cute pretty girl missing story. Pugs says she was barely missing. Pugs thinks this would be great if this was just a college assignment to see how gullible the media is. She gave a false description of a guy and Kelly says that she was so worried that it would have been a black guy because that jumped a huge bullet. Kelly points out how everyone is let down that she didn't end up dead. Everyone would probably be less upset if she ended up as a corpse in some field somewhere. Linda calls in to ask how we went wrong as a society because this isn't the first time that somebody in this age range faked a disappearance.. (she points to the skanks in Fort Worth a couple of weeks ago). Kelly hypothesizes that this chick is so stressed out with her 4.0 gpa that she is going nuts with the stress of school. Chaz.. CHAZ! Chaz formerly of 105.3.... Chaz calls in to admit that he has been faking his disappearance from the Pugs and Kelly show.

2:52

SYBILZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. A Pennsylvania 35 year old mom is going to jail for stripping for her teenage son's birthday party. UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF BEER AND PILLS!!! She started stripping for her 13 and 15 year old. She was licking there faces while she was doing it
Sybil wonders what a good song is for a mom to strip to for her sons... Cody chimes in with GNR- Sweet Child of Mine.

2. In Germany, they're building the inside of a uterus so that they can learn what it's like to be a baby.
Pugs says that German's are weird. Sybil thinks it would be cool to walk through it though.

3. TOP MOVIE AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!
Is Hellboy!
Pugs says that Christ is going down and that pretty soon we'll never even remember this movie.

4. Kelly Osborne has gone to rehab for pain killers.

5. Bobby Brown and WHitney Houston might get a reality TV show.
Pugs loves that idea.

6. Today is the 10th anniversary of Kurt Cobain commiting suicide.

Pugs says that UCONN by ten!

*"I'm Coming Home" @ 2:58*





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