UPDATE!

I've been trying to write out the segment from Tuesday's show with Kevin. I swear to whatever divine being that wants to listen... every time I explain the mob owned country club, my power goes out. It's not even storming here now and... argh. I swear sometimes I think the whole world is trying to kill me. I'll keep trying to write it but man, damn.


UPDATE!

I kept getting this phrase for about three hours every time I tried to publish.. "There were errors. (Details...)" A cute phrase for something that is so aggravating to me. Why not jus say "we hate you and we hope that you rip your hair out... jerkass" I would rip my hair out but I have flippers for hands. Why does the blogger site have to reminds me that I'm a freak?


UPDATE!

I lost power two more times while trying to write. I took a small break to save my own sanity and the power didn't go out one time. (I watched "The Princess Blade") I sit back down to write and I get kicked in the nuts. I get the hint, stop talking about the mob-owned country club. I suppose I'll be glued to my chair this weekend. I will be considering introducing my pen to an artery. I really feel like I aged thirty years in the past three months.


UPDATE!

Here we go... round two with this bitch of a blog. I'm now breaking out in some sort of rash that I think is stress related... or I may need to change my soap. I bought me a pack of diet cherry 7-up and some veggie crisp... Here I go.

UPDATE!

Last night it happened again. I was working on that segment and it restarted. I decided to save my sanity by going to sleep. I went over to somebody else's home, for a change in enviroment, and finished that segment. Scroll down to tuesday's show to see what has been driving me insane
for the past three days. I'll be working on the rest of them this weekend

UPDATE!

Where did my weekend go? What happened to my free time? A few graduations, car accidents, and hospital visits seemed to have eaten away at this weekend. I just want to write. I'm tired of not being able to do JUST that. I'm rotting away. I feel like I'm letting everyone down. I take this show blog thing quite seriously. I did manage to think of a way to make this ten times easier and quicker. I'm thinking this method will catch me up completely and free up a lot of my time. I'll be doing this all night and hopefully I won't pass out before I get a good chunk done. Interesting fact, I've been killing myself so much lately that I haven't even noticed that my grandmother was in San Diego. I'm also having computer issues again. It makes me wonder sometimes... am I suppose to be doing this? Ever since I started doing this, I had problems. I was able to maintain it earlier and now, I seem to be falling. I don't know. I'll keep doing my best to catch up. I'm going to hide away from the world for a few days.

Ok, I attempted to post pictures for this week but for some reason it won't allow me to display. I will attempt to fix this in the near future.


I just got back from Dodgeball and hot damn, what a night. Duke's was PACKED and dodgeball was hot. Rivalries are heating up more and more as we head into the final week.

In the rematch between the Pugs and Kelly show team and The DFW Reality TV allstars... Pugs and Kelly whipped that ass. That's right, a serving of ass kickery by the highest degree with a side of "in-yo-face". The reality team seemed to have lost their drive with the loss of their spiritual leader, Nikki McKibbin. In the second matchup between the two shows tonight, Kelly, the smilingest dodgeball player ever did a backward somersault... I'm not really sure why but hey, it was all in good fun. In the last match the Reality team came down with Bowie and Joe, the two biggest guys on that team, against... well, everyone but Pugs and Kelly on the Pugs and Kelly show team. Eventually, James put them both out of their misery. Go Pugs and Kelly show team... you guys are great.

The tournament was stacked this week and we were there for a while. I started out the night quite upset with two of my former WAPs. Scott Womack and Don Davidson were playing for everyone's favorite band of... well, losers.... Dodging Opression and lost to a group of girls, Kitty kontrol, what the hell guys... way to make me look like a jackass. Luckily, my former WAPs didn't let me down... after I bitched them out a bit... and proceeded to kick the ever-loving crap out of people. I really wish I would let myself allow for repeat WAP winners but, I don't. James Hamrick, Scott Womack, and Don Davidson are all amazing players and their praises should be sung from the mountains. They represent the smartest, most atheletic, sneakiest, and exciting of the dodgeballers. It would be a great tragedy if none of these guys went on to represent the southwest region in Chicago. I beg of you teams out there, attempt to draft these guys, they will not let you down. Don Davidson can be reached at atticusfinch0022@yahoo.com. If James or Scott read this and want me to add their E-mail addresses too... drop me a line at will@pugsandkellylive.com

There were many near altercations this week and I'm happy to announce that I avoided them all. I did manage to take a picture of one.

The Winner of this week is... the Sun Bru Ballers! I think. I don't know to be honest. I kind of lost my mind there at the end and I think that you won. The Sun Bru Ballers are good guys and it's about time they won. They are extreme competitors and are definately the type of team that I would like to see go on to the big tournament. Congratulations Sun Bru Ballers... you guys rock the casbah. (I have no idea who you played)

Will's Amazing Player (WAP) of the week is... The Pugs and Kelly Show team. That's right bitches, who else could it be? Name one other team that has improved as much as they have. They are a cohesive fighting unit and everybody has seemed to have found their strengths. Some of you might think that I'm slanting the scales a bit but, I stand by my decision. I feel that the show team can be competitive with any other team out there. The argument could be made for each individual player from the team to be called a WAP so, I granted them all WAPism. The Pugs and Kelly show team... this dodgeball fan salutes you.


Sybil's amazing player (SAP) for the week is... Kelly from the Pugs and Kelly show! Sybil called me quite excited to sing the praises of Kelly and I think they are well deserved. Being a SAP is quite and honor, you made Sybil go "oooooo, you rock". Sybil was quite taken with Kelly's backward somersault thing and over all chipper attitude while playing. Congratulations Kelly you are a SAP.



comments? E-mail Will at will@pugsandkellylive.com

*"El Distorto De Melodica"@ 10:52*

Pugs lets us know that later on in the show they will direct you to the website for something special. Kelly is tired of everybody being run down. Eric and Kelly both sing the praises of wheat grass shots. Kelly says "don't put da wheat grass in da drink" because it will taste like a 20 ounce glass lawn mower clippings. Sybil threw up on it yesterday. Eric claims that he lost 6 pounds because of wheat grass. Pugs thinks that it stinks like wheat grass. Everyone does shots and Pugs tries not to puke. Pugs wonders what they'll do after the wheat grass buzz dies. He suggest coke and Sybil gets excited.

11:08
*break*
no time

Kelly explains that Kent is a good intern but wonders if he'd buy tampons for Sybil like Cody does. It's the return of 15 seconds and Pugs informs us that the best rants will receive 4th anniversary tickets. Dennis calls in... something about panties? huh? what? Matthew calls in to say that he went to rehab for drug use and he met a girl... Billy calls in his girlfriend left him for some guy that works at Chuck E. Cheese and his friends left him at a college. Carla calls in wondering about the concrete walls every where on the road. Tracy calls in to say that she is the newest black listeners and that Sybil's laugh gives her the shivers. Tom calls in about an ancient Egyptian artifact on sale for 2 million dollars. Mark calls in to say that he is tired of the show teasing stuff without getting to it. Bob calls in to complain about his neighbor that threatened his life yesterday and admits to murdering somebody later. Kathy calls in to wonder why the dentist complain about people having their gums bleeding when they keep poking at them with a metal tool. Pugs lets people know that the reason why they don't do this segment anymore is because.. well, you just listened to it.

11:22
*break*
11:31

Kelly just got pictures of a Skinfant. Mr Skin had a baby! Kelly points out that Skin is a good looking guy but now he's married. Kelly believes that Skin should shower before he sends out pictures of the baby and himself. Pugs brings up Nick Berg. A 26 year old kid trying to start up his own business that went over to Iraq to help rebuild the country. Nick Berg got captured by Al Queda and in retaliation to the poor treatment of Iraqi prisoners, he was brutally decapitated on camera. Pugs reminds us all that we slow down to see car accidents. We love tragedy as long as it's far away from us. John calls in to call the video disgusting. Pugs went to a site last night and the video started to play. He started feeling sick to his stomach and he stopped the video. Pugs doesn't want to see this 26 year old kid get his head chopped off. Kelly Kelly thinks that there will be people out there that will make computer gags. John calls in to commend Pugs for not looking at it because the people that view this are the same people that watch the "Faces of Death". Pugs and Kelly are disturbed by the amount of people that seek out videos like this. Kelly wonders how this is any different from the pizza guy that got blown up or the lawyer that was gunned down. Pugs agrees that it's not much different. Kelly thinks that they aren't doing this in retribution to the prison scandal but are just doing it because they can make a bold statement and get away with it. Hasim, American Muslim guy, calls in and lets us know that he's going into the Air Force as an officer. Pugs wonders if they'll be looking at him because he's Muslim. Hasim thinks there needs to be more guys like him, Muslims disproving the stereotypes. Hasim also lets us know that Jason is a fag. Kelly doesn't need people to remind her that terrorist are bad.

11:51
*break*
12:03

We're still talking about Nick Berg. Pugs points out that at 26 years old, Nick Berg was just a kid. Kelly reminds Pugs that they're not much older than that and Pugs explains that he thinks that 30 is the cut off to be called a kid. He also reminds Kelly that she's dating a kid. Kelly doesn't appreciate being made to sound older than she already is and Pugs lets her know that's impossible. Michael calls in to say that he saw the video last night because he needed to drive in the message that war is hell. Pugs thinks that if he had the opportunity to go, he would go. Just to be able to say that he covered the war in Iraq would be worth the risk. Eric would go at this current salary, if he would get the exposure. Pugs thinks that we don't need the video to remind us that bad things are going on over in Iraq. A guy calls in to say that the only reason why somebody wants to see the video is because they're a weirdo. Kelly lets us know that Berg's family didn't know about the video tape until a reporter told them. When they found out the took it rather hard. Kelly thinks that they thought that the decapitation was a quick death but with the video out, people know that he died a horrible slow death.

12:24
*break*
12:36

Pugs will pay whatever it will take to pay for Heather's dodgeball shirt. There is a rematch tonight at Dodgeball with the DFW reality allstars. Last time it was Joe, Misty, Brook, Bowie, Dominic, Matthew JC, and Nikki McKibbin. Sybil says that she has left Nikki messages but she hasn't called back. Heather from the Bachelor was coaching last time but tonight she will be playing. Kelly reminds us that Heather started a fight between Kelly and her boyfriend last time. Dominic calls in to flake out of the match up. He has a show in Fort Worth tonight and Pugs wonders who is going to throw a ball into Beltline tonight. Dominic says that he's in for next week. Pugs reminds us that they'll still have enough people this week because last week they had 7 on 7 and they will be at league rules, 6 on 6 tonight.... ok, this is Pugs' math. 7 on 7 but with the subtraction of Dominic and the addition of Heather, there will be 6 on 6. Last time I checked 7-1+1= 7.... Tiffany calls in to say that she is going to be casting at Dodgeball tonight for a new reality TV show. Pugs tells her to hush up babe and Kelly calls him on speaking Hollywood. Pugs wonders if this is a major network and she confirms. Kelly and Pugs proclaim that they want to audition. Tiffany lets us know that they need motivated and competitive. Kelly drowns out Pugs' rant and points out how competitive she is by not letting him talk.

12:45
*break*
12:59

I didn't get the time for the start of the show.


Kelly welcomes us to the show and Pugs is mysteriously silent. Kelly lets us know that if you have something negative to say then don't bother with calling the show. Kelly wonders if I'm caught up with the blog and Eric nicely covers for me... yeah, so I'm really behind... I'm trying to get caught up. Kelly reminds everyone that I don't get paid for doing this and that I have a life outside of this blogging thing. Eric points out that I'm in school and Kelly announces that I recently got a job. Kelly lets us know that Tuesday is one of the greatest days of the week because of Bravo at 8 PM, "Show Biz Moms and Dad". Kelly loves the Nutter family. Mr. Nutter is obviously homosexual and seems to be the only member of the family that wants to be a star. Some dude calls in to ask where Pugs is at and describes the show right now as... get ready for this... it is quite intelligent, it might go over a few heads... "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah". Kelly says that if Pugs doesn't come in soon, she's going to go into the Iraqi prisoner scandal. She asks him how old he thinks Billy Squier is and he guesses 45. Kelly would give him the buzzer sound effect. A guy calls in to guess 52 and Kelly makes a buzzer noise with her mouth. Glenn calls in to guess 41 and he's wrong. Chris calls in to guess 53 and he's wrong and Kelly gets on to him for saying a different number than what he told Sybil. Brian calls in and guesses 54... he wins! Kelly gives him tickets to see the Dallas Burn play and reminds him that they are a soccer team. Kelly and Eric are surprised that Billy Squier is considered a godfather of rap. Steve Winwood is 54 and Eric admits that he doesn't know him. Kelly wants to get Pugs on the phone. She heard that Pugs took a sleeping pill last night and he just woke up a half hour ago. Gavin told her that the only reason that people won't know that Pugs isn't here is if you don't tell him. Kelly and Eric think that's funny thinking. Pugs is on the phone and apologizes to everyone. Pugs took two Nyquil PMS at 3:30 am and slept through his alarm. Pugs is disturbed that Eric doesn't know who Steve Winwood and that Billy Squier is the godfather of hip hop.

11:39
*break*
11:48

Pugs is back and apologizes to everyone for being late. Pugs opens up the Pugs and Kelly Institute for Human Growth and Development. Ed E-mails the show for a little dating trouble. Pugs and Kelly both agree that a first date movie is bad. Eric thinks it's good to go to the movie and then dinner because you can discuss the movie at the dinner. Ed has a crush on a girl that he works with and assures us that it's not a creepy crush. They enjoy talking to each other in the break room. One day, they were talking about board games and she expressed her desire to play it again as an adult to see if age has made her a smarter player. Kelly teaches us that there is always something to talk about in the break room because, you got to check the mouse traps. The station break room has mouse traps right next to where Kelly buys her cheetos. He wants to ask her over to his apartment to play risk with roses, candles, dinner, and wine. Pugs thinks this is smooth but, Eric points out how quick moving that seems to be. Kelly thinks it's a bit weird that he wants to invite her to his place for the first date and that he also clarified that he's not a creep. She reminds us that only creeps have to remind you that they aren't creeps. Pugs finds the Risk idea cute but it would be uncomfortable if she isn't interested in him romantically. A guy calls in to say that Ed is being a bit too aggressive. He suggest buying the board game and tell her that beer and pizza is on him. Jesse calls in to say that it's a good date because it's not typical but you must lose the roses. Eric suggest making a red meat to offer the red wine with it... Pugs tells him to stop being gay. A few more callers point out that it's a bit creepy. Pugs points out that Ed has to cook for her because there is no other way for him to slip the anti-anxiety pills. Gregory calls in to suggest saving it for a later time. He explains that it she would think it was special that he would remember the conversation they had about Risk and Kelly agrees. PJ suggest switching it from a dinner to a lunch thing. Pugs reminds him that they work together and probably eat lunch together every day. Kelly wonders if anybody ever heard about date rape? Kelly has been rattling off the top of her head, everyone they work with that she wouldn't go visit at their home. Pugs offers Tasos and Kelly points out that Tasos lives with his mother so she would go. Kelly would go to Cody's house because he lives with his mom and sister. David Stone is married so she would go visit him. A guy calls in to wonder if you should get know the person better before you compete in competitive situations. Kelly points out how she is insanely competitive.

12:19
*break*
12:30


Kevin, Kelly's brother, calls in and Pugs teaches us know that he's a belligerent drunk. Kelly explains that Kevin rarely goes out or drink. Pugs and Kevin were out and had a long discussion on the Kennedy assassination. During the conversation, Kevin drunkenly demanded that Pugs ask Kelly about Sambo Che. Sambo was a bathroom attendant at a mob owned country club. Their father was a member. Kelly and Kevin think that Sambo was an informant for the government. Kelly brings up a name and Kevin tells her not to bring him up. Pugs brings up how their father sold them "office equipment". The day that all these mob guys started getting busted was the day that Sambo disappeared. Pugs and Kevin went out last weekend, while Pugs was in Chicago, and Kevin was quite taken by a bartender named Joe. Kevin explains that he didn't notice her at first because she was wearing a jacket. She removed the jacket and suddenly, Kevin was in love. Kevin says that she went from a 4 t oa twelve when he saw the large natural breast she was hiding underneath her jacket. They left that bar and the Kevin kept asking when they were going back. Kevin decided to ask the bar tender at her busiest hour for her number. Pugs convinced him not to do it. Kelly can't believe that Pugs talked him out of asking for a phone number. Kelly got excited for minute because Kevin doesn't normally do anything. Kevin is glad that he didn't do it because he doesn't handle rejection well. Pugs' friend Tim was wondering what was wrong with him because he's a good looking guy but is completely lacking in confidence. Kevin explains that he's messed up because of the way he was raised. Kelly asks him to shut up because people around here think that she's confident. Kevin is afraid to tell his father that he quit smoking because his dad will rip on him for quitting. When he started smoking, he had no problem telling his dad. Switching focus back to the Joe situation, Kevin points out that when they went back to the bar, Joe handed him two straws because she knew that he had been chewing on straws earlier. Pugs thinks that was a sign that this girl was interested but, he was too drunk to ask for a number. Pugs teaches us that bartenders are extremely busy when they work and this girl, with her ten second break, asked Kevin about movie soundtracks. Pugs told Kevin to come back here again when she's working and he's sober. Kelly knows that Kevin will never go but Kevin explains that he was so wasted that he messed up the math for the bill. He overtipped her and Pugs thinks that was a sign from God. Kelly thinks that is ridiculous because, it's cheap to go back and haggle over ten dollars. Pugs explains that in order to go back alone he must have a reason. Kevin doesn't want that reason to be "I'm a cheap ass". Pugs gets outraged and calls their family a nightmare. Melissa calls in to tell Pugs that is cheesy. Kelly thinks Kevin would mess up the delivery if he goes with the tip method.. "I just want to make sure that you got as big a tip as I wanted you to get because I'm a big tipper".... Kelly knows that Kevin would say it like that because he's not smooth. Shawn calls in to say that if you never ask then the answer is always going to be no. He also calls Pugs on giving lady advice. Pugs thinks that Kevin has no confidence and when Pugs says you have no confidence, whoa. Declan and McKenna were asking Kelly if they were ever going to have any cousins and Kelly told them, "not at the rate your uncle is working". Pugs thinks that Kevin needs an "in" other than "I'm here because I saw you Saturday and I like you." Kelly wonders why he even has to give a reason because it's a bar open to the public. Pugs reminds everybody that the lonely guy sitting at the end of the bar drinking isn't an attractive role. Greg calls in to suggest going back and bring up the credit card thing and in the middle of it, just flat out tell her that he only wanted an excuse to come back and talk to her. Kevin and Pugs both think that's pretty good. Pugs suggest going back for the buffalo wings because they're awesome. Kevin burps on the air. Pugs thinks the bottom line is that you never ask a bar tender for her number.

*"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 10:57*

Kelly welcomes us back from the weekend. Sybil has a fever. Pugs tells Sybil to go home but Sybil wants to stick it through the day and then leave right after the show. Kelly just wants her to go home and not get anybody sick. Pugs points out that if Sybil left, nobody would know what to do. Sybil claims she has the sasser virus and Kelly explains it to Pugs. Pugs thinks he has it on his computer. He keeps getting it sent in his E-mail... good god yeah.... Kelly reads about the German kid that came up with the sasser worm. Pugs didn't think we let those people have computers, like the military. Pugs' computer starts to boot up and then it shuts off. HE wonders if he can fix that or should he buy a new computer. Kelly points out how no Americans are creating these virus. Kelly is worried because the Thais and the Germans can make viruses but, our kids are too stupid to do it. Pugs suggest going to war with everyone before that happens. Pugs found out that his roommate Rob is a computer genius, he was a software creator. Pugs was running his living screaming about how he needed to get Paco over and Rob pointed out that he could do it because it was what he did for a living. Rob set him up and now he can't get into it because he can't remember the password he used. Pugs is going to Best Buy to get a new computer and is worried about compatibility and prices. Eric tells him that if he needs something basic, Pugs only needs AOL, Internet Explorer, and he needs his porn, then it'll probably only cost him $699. Paul calls in with the solution...

If it's Windows XP...

restart computer
as it is booting up repeatedly hit F8.. some options will come up on the
screen and one of the options should be to open in safe mode, use that.


There is an administrator account that is hidden within most copies of
Windows XP, nobody passwords that, that is your backdoor into your
computer.

When you hit safe mode, you're going to log into as Administrator. Go
to your control panel and enter User accounts and get rid of that
password on your user account


In regards to the anti-virus for Sasser... Sasser shuts down anti-virus
programs. There are a few quick fixes on the net. What you could do
is take into a comp usa and have them wipe it out for you. You could
also get a tech to come to your house (avoid brutally murdering them
and wearing their skin as a jacket... it is tough I know.). Or maybe
you're roommate Rob knows how to do this.

Pugs loses focus and starts playing happy music. Kelly points out that it's good to know because I blog the show and I'll write down what he needs to do. Pugs takes the copy of that and walks up to Rob with it and make his puppy dog face while explaining "I don't know how...".

11:16
*break*
11:27


Kelly wonders if it's creepy to give your mother pajamas for Mother's day and Pugs says that you don't go to Victoria's Secret to get something for your mom. Pugs explains that as a son of a mother, it's always easy to buy. He can get her a bag of dirt and BS her up to get her to believe how much it means to her. Pugs wonders if you should buy your mother jewelry or something she'll actually use. Pugs went to the mall on Saturday and was thinking about dropping a good amount of money on a charm bracelet. He realized that she doesn't go anywhere so he got her a George Foreman grill. Kelly and Eric disapprove of Pugs' gift buying choice. Eric tells him that George Foreman is so two years ago. Pugs' mom got him a bunch of bacon to go home with because she knew he was on the Atkins. Pugs wants all the 50 year olds to know that they need to start kissing the asses of every 30 year old that you know because when you're 75, you're going to want these people to come visit you. Pugs' grandmother has a roommate that is 80, blind, cries herself to sleep every night, and nobody comes to visit her. Pugs thinks she deserves it because she was a bitch. She was the mean lady that called the cops when the neighborhood kids would play kick the can. Pugs was watching how many people were checking their watches every 5 seconds at the nursing home this weekend. Kelly grandmother would cry when they went to visit her in the nursing home because she thought that they didn't want to be there. There was this old dude there that would rock around and just yell "Hey!". She can still remember the overwhelming stench of urine. Kelly doesn't understand why they serve Jello because there is nothing in it, it's nothing but water.

Pugs' observations on nursing homes:

1. Everybody is checking their watches

2. The bathroom of a nursing home is filled with guys killing time because they don't want to face the depression that is seeing their mother/grandmother bed-ridden in a nursing home.

3. There are no men in a nursing home. Pugs asked his mom about it and she told him that all the men died.

4. The smoking patio is filled constantly filled with smokers. Pugs doesn't smoke and he's outside because he's just trying to get away from the old people. Kelly is going to pick up smoking when she is old because it won't matter at that point.

Pugs told his mom that as long as he can sell cocaine or get paid for gay porn, she will never have to suffer in a place like this. Pugs tells us about this lady that sits in this chair and pets a stuffed cat all day. Pugs went to ask her what her kitty's name was and the old lady started screaming "GET AWAY, GET AWAY!" He claims that if this wasn't the place that his grandmother has to live in, he would have gotten in that bitch's face.

11:50
*break*
11:58

We are joined today by "The Real Men of Genius" from Bud Lite. They play a few spots from them... *Mr. Over-the-top Carb Counter and Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer*.... Dave is the singing guy and give a little example. Pugs points out that he doesn't have the mullet like in the commercial. Pete, the voice talking guy, explains that the mullet was a 12 dollar wig. There is also a brew master named Nathaniel to answer questions on beer. Pete explains that when they were casting for this ad, they were considering Jack Palance. Pete's character truly believes everything he says. Dave and Pete never met until about 5 weeks ago. Kelly wonders how long it takes them to record one of the commercials and Dave and Pete explain that it can be 30 seconds sometimes or 2 to 3 days. Dave pushes the Bud-Lite CD. He teaches us that there has been 86 cuts so far and that they are on different rotations in the US. Kelly wonders how many carbs are in a bud-lite and Nathaniel tells her that there is 6.6 per bottle. Pugs brings up all the crappy "carb friendly" beers that are coming out and points out that all light beers are low in carbs anyway. Nathaniel confirms that and wants consumers to choose on taste and not carb amount. Dave likes certain lines from the spots... "It couldn't be phonier if it had a chin strap", "here's to you Count of Monte Carbo".

12:13
*break*
12:25

We're back with the Real Men of Genius. There are some new tracks that haven't been heard before... *"Mr. In-The-Car-Nose-Picker" "Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventer"* Kelly wonders if he gets paid more money for teh TV ads... cause she cares about stuff like that.... Pugs points out that they can't be replaced but Pete reminds him that they could just run a new campaign. David was in a high profile band form the eighties and Pugs and Kelly invite people to guess for a New Fine Arts prize pack. David was with the band until 1984. Mark calls in to guess Autograph. John calls in to guess... Survivor! *Eye of the Tiger plays* Pugs remembers that this song was the big hit from Rocky III. Pugs and Kelly make Dave sing along to the track. IT'S HIM! SURVIVOR RULES! Kelly wants to know what kind of cash he made with "Eye of the Tiger"... cause she cares about stuff like that.... Dave explains that it wasn't as lucrative as it probably seems. Pugs reminds everybody that he is on the Atkins diet and wants the Brew Master to tell him about beer. Nathaniel explains that there are a lot of diets out there that claim that there is sugars in beer... hmmm, he's quite technical... let's just say "don't believe the hype, drink beer". Kelly asks about the difference between light beer and regular beer... he gets technical again, ummm something about turning starches thing, yeah. They play another spot *"Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor"* The guys are going to go into the stupid to record some stuff. Pugs explains that I... "a brilliant writer" has come up with a few things.

12:46
*break*
1:01

Chuck Cole at chuckcole@charter.net has E-mailed the show from his E-mail address chuckcole@charter.net...

"Pugs and Kelly,

Your ignorance on all subject knows no bound. *Kelly admits that he's right about that*

You're not totally retarded but, you know just enough about things to shoot your mouths and be completely wrong. *Pugs says he's right... they call that cocktail party talk. They enough to have a 30 second conversation with anybody and then bail before the questions get too tough*

So you think Fenway Park no longer exist? Only a total sports moron would even think this. *Kelly admits that she was the "sports moron" and that this example was from three months ago. Pugs thinks that it's sad that Chuck has held onto that piece of information for months. Kelly apologizes for being a girl and not know about Fenway park. She reminds everybody that she doesn't even live in Philadelphia*

Ticket prices never go down? Ever bother to check? *Kelly explains that this was from a week ago. Kelly reminds us that her grandmother isn't complaining about the small amount she has o pay in ticket prices*

Your knowledge or lack there of is beyond comprehension. You think foreigners, Kelly, write all computer viruses? What an idiotic statement. The origin of 95 percent of all viruses are US born. And the Sasser is not a virus it's a worm *Pugs wonders if Chuck has ever kissed a girl. He reminds Chuck that while he was out building his first Atari syster, Kelly and Pugs were getting drunk at back yard parties*

Please leave the sports talk to other because you know less than zero on the subject. People like you shouldn't even be allowed to access computers. *Kelly reminds those computer elitist that it's people like them that keep them employed. Pugs wonders if Chuck still lives in his Mom's back room and envisions him wearing the Spock ears.*

Pugs please go out and buy a new PC every time you have a problem. *Pugs says he will because he likes new and shiney things.*

How about taking a computer class? Good idea maybe? *Kelly can't because there is a new episode of the restaurant that she has to watch so that she can talk about it half-assedly on the air the next day. Pugs reminds Chuck that they know a lot about TV. He knows that Chuck is probably boycotting network TV since Deep Space Nine went off the air.

I only listen to your show by accident usually after Howard. *Kelly points out that they are normally on at that time.*

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest fools on Earth. Please continue to laugh your asses off about being idiots and knowing nothing about what you talk about. How you two even got job is beyond me. I met listeners of your show. They are the lowest common denominator of the human race and trashiest of the white trash.

That's Chuck Cole at chuckcole@charter.net

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. In Galveston, a bacholerette party in a limo got pulled over and the party girls thought that the cops were strippers.

2. A driver of a horse drawn carriage in Germany got charged with wreckless driving. His blood alcohol content was 1.93.
Pugs points out that he'd be close to death. Kelly points out that he'd almost be dead.

3. A study done by the foundation of educational research has found that teenagers are less likely to be sexually active when they learned about oral sex.
Kelly wonders if it's because it grossed them out.

4. BOX OFFICE
5. Thirteen Going on Thirty
4. New York Minute
3. Man on Fire
1. Van Helsing
Sybil liked the movie and... well, she tells important things from the movie and I won't write them here so, that you blog readers out there won't want to murder me or her. It's too bad though because the conversation coming up to this was quite entertaining.

1:25
*break*
1:39

I'll be popping the rest of these segments tomorrow morning and during breaks of the show. For now though, here is the skinny...

Sybil talks about the nice asses in Hollywood. Kelly is happy that softer bodies are becoming the "in".

We play jeopardy and in the grand tradition of idiotic Pugs and Kelly game contestants, we probably lost a good 20 percent of our brain cells during this atrocity... oh well, it's fun to hear Pugs get mad.

1:58
*break*
2:07

Pugs' mom calls in to talk about... heh, Bob Crane, Marvin Gaye, Roadies, and a lounge singer. Pugs is bothered.

2:27
*break*
2:35

A bunch of callers tell us what their parents told them that they wished they hadn't known.

2:51

More callers talking about their parents.

Bye!

I didn't get the time on the close of the show... shoot me with a big "my bad" gun... oh brother, did I just say that?



I Heard It Dude (IHID)

Sybil Giggle- 22
Bell Dings- 8
Buzzer- 2

comments? E-mail will at Will@pugsandkellylive.com

So I worked all day Sunday and got a large chunk of the blogs done.. only to be greeted with an error message when I went to publish. I signed back onto the blogger site and got this...


Due to planned maintenance, Blogger will be unavailable for a few hours starting at 8pm (Pacific) on Monday, January 5.
Thanks for your patience.


I have a fragile mind so, what the hell? Another day's worth of hard work has been flushed down the drain. I have however worked on some after the blogger site came back up( they went down to make their site look more cute!) and if you scroll down you will see some of the updates... yeah.

this friendzy thread.



Also, check out the Trivia room in the Pugs and Kelly chatroom. Mark has put together a special Pugs and Kelly Trivia robot to play with. I was number one... I was, now I'm not. I shall rise again. I like it because I'm an answer to a few of the questions.