Just wanted to note that if you look back in some of the archives you might notice that I've been posting some of older blogs to help me get caught up.

Now, to answer a few commonly asked questions...

Yes, I took a week off this week.
No, there won't be any blogs from this week.
No, I didn't know that the show was about to take a vacation soon.
No, I don't get told these things.
No, I don't get paid.
No, I don't get any kind of school credit for this.
No, I'm not crazy for doing what I do.
No, the blog isn't the only thing I do.
No, you can't know what else I do.
No, I don't go to the station nor have I ever been to the station.
No, I don't mind getting my balls busted.
No, I'm not dating Pugs' mom... you weirdos.
Yes, I made the Sybil Giggle Theme.
Yes, I really do drive all the way from Southwest Fort Worth just to do the dodgeball.
Yes, I REALLY AM ASIAN.


I'm sure there have been other questions that people have e-mailed me with or have asked me in person... but it's late and I'm tired and besides...


DODGEBALL

I just got back from Duke's Original Roadhouse in Addison and boy howdy was dodgeball "off the chain". The competition was heated as were the tempers and in the end... The Pugs and Kelly Superstar Great Dodgeball Show Team whopped everyone's ass. That's right... booyaka bitches.




Ok, so I lied. Dodgeball was rained out but we all still had a good time. Jesus Christler Supercar showed up, as did representatives from Nads, Sun Bru Ballers, Kitty COntrol/Kitten Control, Dodging Oppression, and Mohica. The Drinklocal crew was out there in full festive attire. I apologize to everyone for the weather tonight but what the hell are you going to do? Maybe if a few people chip in a few bucks I can rent out some lab time in Dr. Schwartz's super secret basement to invent a device to control weather. Well, to be honest, I'd probably just take your money and disappear because, you're all suckers like that.

Will's Amazing Player (WAP) for Week 11... this is week 11 right? whatever.... Is Cody Burleson from the Pugs and Kelly Superstar Amazing Dodgeball Team! Cody is the WAP because despite having his dodgeball abilities questioned on the air, he still showed up to play. That's heart. That's dedication. That's riding out the storm in the face of doubt while giving a high five to self-respect. Cody loves dodgeball, he really does. He's been in serious dodgeball training now for a while and I think that he will surprise everyone one day and throw a ball straight through a guy, splattering his guts all over beltline... he's going to be that bad ass. Cody already has the amazing dodging ability. He manages to slip three to four balls with little effort. Congratulations Cody Burleson, You are a WAP. This dodgeball fan salutes you.