I'm still having a few computer issues but I managed to get this up. Enjoy.


D- Dodge
O- Ouch, my nuts
D- Drinking heavily
G- Gambling
E- Eliminating teams like the bad asses that you are.
B- Biting Asses
A- Asses getting bit
L- Look at asses getting bit.
L- Listening to the cheers of the crowd and the angst of the players as dreams are broken and legends are born.

I think that best describes Pugs and Kelly dodgeball at Duke's Original Roadhouse. It is truly an event like no other. If you don't do the dodgeball then you must not be cool. If you aren't cool then I don't want to see you at dodgeball. If I don't see you at dodgeball then you are not cool and shouldn't come to dodgeball.... so eat it.

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I promised to place this blerb into the blog.... sounds like there might be some new competition coming into this here town.

TC and the boys were back in black this Wednesday night at the Pugs and Kelly dodgeball tournament setting new standards for gambling excellence. As TC quoted, "we have now studied the teams for three weeks and feel comfortable in establishing odds on every game." Categories for bets consists of winning team, first man out, first man to put someone out, first man to get whacked in the groin, and last man up. Anyone interested in placing a wager, please feel free to join the boys and check out TC's latest line. All you have to do is look for the boys with the crawfish T-shirts, wearing the funky high top converse basketball shoes. TC has also informed the Pugs and Kelly show that they are planning to field a dodgeball team in the near future. As TC mentioned, "we are presently in intense training, using a one million sq. ft. warehouse in the Fort Worth area as our base for our mini camp." TC also stated that this will be a national all-star team of epicurean proportions consisting of the following players from around the country...

Tom "TC" Cassidy- Chicago, IL
Rob "RobRoy" Horning- Los Angeles, Calf.
Paul "PJ" Janak- Buffalo, NY
Steve "Steveadore" Harrington- NY, NY
Bryan "The Bip" Bibben- Midland, TX
*Player to be named at a later date

* Negotiations are presently under way with James "Napoleon" Hamrick and "The Juggernaut" Don Davidson. to join this all star team. A contract has been offered to both that consist of a minimum base salary however, it is loaded with incentives that includes all the beer you can drink after the games. The name of this team will be called SUBLIMINAL LETHARGY

end of blerb.

If people are interested in betting and still can't find TC and the gang after this description... just find me, I'm the douche with the name "Will" on his back, I'll point you in the right direction.

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Dodgeball was hot hot hot and the tempers were even hotter.


People, I can't stress this enough... DO NOT assault a ref. Especially if that ref has no problem in tackling you. I've come damn close to being physical while reffing before. I have shoved somebody, by the face, out of my face and luckily they backed off. We understand that some of you take your dodgeball seriously, which you should because it is serious stuff, but, come on... come on. How can you be mad at this guy?



Bruce X bitch slapped someone. He then took a nap... you see, Bruce is older, he can't expend that much energy without relaxing soon after. If you ever said a bad thing or done a bad thing to Bruce I suggest you make it up by visiting... Planet X Adult Superstore!
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Liquid Paper got eliminated in the first round by a new team called the Texas Tornadoes. This Texas Tornadoes team is a damn good group of dodgeball players. People should watch for them to continue to make a huge impact on future dodgeball tournaments.

I got more dodgeball related injuries to report on. Wes, from Sun Bru Ballers, broke his finger two weeks ago at dodgeball.
That's with the bandage.


that's without... that's nasty dude.

Being the hardcore dodgeballer that he is... he continues to play. I want to add that he seems to be playing better lately too. If you're on his team, why don't you break all of his fingers? It should increase his play by at least 400 percent. Kiddos, if you hurt yourself while playing dodgeball let me know. I'd like to get pictures of the injuries and keep a tab on all that type of stuff.


There are massive improvements for teams. This is one of them. Drinklocal.com has had a dynamic improvement and could easily take the tournament in upcoming weeks. Their drive and passion can only be matched by their love of hard liquor. Even Dodging Oppression squeezes out victories from time to time.


Women are really stepping up and proving that this isn't just a boy's game. I'm sorry... I'm distracted. My little cousin is watching Cartoon Network three feet away from me... why are they selling "The Ultimate Love Songs Collection" to 6 year old kids? That doesn't make sense. They don't know or care who Michael Bolton is... hell, I don't care who he is... and I'm almost a grown up.... Sorry about that.... Women are making a bigger impact everyweek. Kitty Control took on The Drunk Drivers for Christ in a rematch of last week. The "all girl" team made short work of these guys again.


we're losing balls... we're losing balls. Everyone's favorite Scooby Doo, Spiderman, Hulk, Blue's Clues, and Bratz balls are all dying. The newer balls are stiff, very stiff. It's only a matter of time until somebody gets a broken nose. Thank our legal team that all of you sign waivers.

Duke's won on court A.

strangely, they look like at least four other teams.

The Dirty 1/2 Dozen won on court B... I think. I also heard STP but the banner said that it was the Dirty 1/2 dozen. If somebody from that team is reading this... can you e-mail me at will@pugsandkellylive.com to let me know for sure?



Will's Amazing Player (WAP) for week 15 is Brandon Davis. Brandon is a dynamic player that truly busts his ass in the name of dodgeball. He's agile enough to easily dodge most people's attacks, he has great hands so he can easily catch most people's balls, he's got a great arm, and he always finds himself with a ball on the initial dash for the balls. He is a core element of virtually every dominating team every week. Congratulations Brandon Davis.. you are a WAP.


I got sexually assaulted again at dodgeball. Bruce ass grabbed me as did Eric from Jesus Christler Supercar. I know I got it from a few other people too.... if you grabbed my ass or sexually assaulted me in any way at dodgeball last night... E-mail me at Will@pugsandkellylive.com


Speaking of Jesus Christler Supercar... Ian "Speak the Leg Johnny" Hall has gone missing. His team really needed him and he disappeared without a trace. He was last seen wearing a pink shirt and a white doo rag. Any leads that help in the recovery of Ian will be greatly appreciated.... because his teammates want to slap him around for taking off.


Here he is as most of you remember him... bending over, reaching for balls.



comments? E-mail Will at will@pugsandkellylive.com