Kelly remembers that Dr. Schwartz was complaining about the circus last night when they were discussing their show. Kelly thought that she should take her kids to the circus but she hates the circus. Kelly explains that her dad got them front row seats as a kid and that the front row at the circus sucks. It's really stinky and when elephants poop, it splatters. She explains that watching an elephant pinch a load in front of you makes you not want your cotton candy anymore. Eric thinks that the circus is cool but circus people are weird. He wonders if they're weirder than carnies and Pugs lets him know that nobody is weirder than a carnie. Pugs explains that circus people are just strange and seek comfort in other strange dudes but carnies are strange criminals. Pugs thinks that you can probably find some real hard core trashy carnivals in Texas but he hasn't been to any yet. Pugs explains that he and his ex-wife loved carnivals and they would get in their car and drive to Indiana, check into a 20 dollar motel and then look for a carnival. Lana calls in to complain about the show's second bashing of circus people in a week. She is a circus people and she isn't weird. Kelly doesn't remember them downing on circus people. Lana explains that Dallas is like the LA of circus people. She explains that they're normal, they raise their families and home school their kids. Kelly thinks that home schooling is weird. Pugs says that school is how kids learn to socialize. Lana thinks that just cause they're a minority doesn't mean they can be picked on. Pugs is outraged that Lana considers herself a minority. Kelly tells Lana that sometimes people are too close to something and they don't recognize the bizarre behavior associated with something. Lana thinks that carnie people are scum though. This reminds Kelly of when her Indian friends would talk about black people. She thought that since they were both minorities, they should be on the same team. Pugs explains that if they're talking about a certain group of people in broad terms on the show, if you're listening... then they're not talking about you. A guy calls in to say that he was at a carnival at a Wal-mart in Waxahachie. There were two girls that got into the ferris wheel and the carnie that was operating the ride joined them. Halfway up the ride he decided to wipe out his thing and tugged on it. Eric brings up how carnies don't sleep because they have meth labs in their trailers. Heather calls in to say that she was home schooled and not all home school kids are weird. She then goes on to tell us that she is 24, been married once and got a divorce... now she's married again and pregnant with her first kid. Kelly points out that Heather seemed nice but on paper she's been married twice before she was 24. James calls in to say that he was at a carnival when he was in high school and he got on the "Zipper". He realized that the seatbelt was wet but it wasn't rainy that day. Bobby calls in to say that he read a story about a carnie in Iowa that of course had a mullet. His mullet got sucked in by one of the rides and it decapitated him. Bobby thinks that is one of the funniest things he's ever read. Kelly points out that it's not very often that you're hairstyle causes your death. Heather calls in to say that she made out with a carnie at a slayer concert. gross.... Kelly wonders why he wasn't working and Pugs reminds her that when slayer comes to town... the carnival shuts down.
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Kelly explains that Charlie Daniels is doing a concert. Pugs and Kelly like "The Devil Came Down to Georgia" song. PUgs wonders if they got that in the Jack FM library because it sounds like something they would play. Eric asks who it's by and Pugs wonders if he's serious because everyone knows that song. Eric explains that he can't take anything that is even the slightest bit hillbilly. It disgust him to hear that "dang-a-huhuh" voice. Kelly points out that Cody is standing right there and Pugs thinks it's rude for Eric to mock Cody to his face. Eric apologizes to Cody. Pugs asks "dang-a-lang' what he's doing over there. Cody takes his time to answer and then finally explains that he's getting something ready that Pugs asked him to do during the break. Kelly thinks that they shouldn't do that to Cody but Pugs explains to her that while they do love Cody, he has to take a beating from time to time. Kelly brings up that Charlie Daniels is angering the Arab community. She reads that in Michigan he's getting heat for his song "This Ain't a Rag, it's a Flag" because it has a derogatory statement towards them. Pugs knows that Charlie Daniels loves America. Kelly points out that he loves it more than anybody else and that he was born here. Pugs teaches us that he isn't a dirty foreigner. Kelly reads on, Daniels is suppose to perform a concert at Deer Born, Michigan which has a large Arab-American population. Pugs and Kelly point out that according to "the Grid" they know that Deer Born has a lot of Arabs. After the Sept. 11, Daniels wrote the song which begins with "This ain't no rag, it's a flag and we don't wear it on our heads. It's a symbol of the land where the good guys live. Are you listening to what I said?" Pugs points out that he sounds very angry. He brings up how Charlie Daniels has his own web site and he spews out political crap and compares him to a Hillbilly right wing Fred Durst because nothing makes sense. Kelly reads on how people are saying that this song is a slur against Arab-Americans. Charlie Daniels claims that it's not anti anything. The only thing it's "anti" is the people that bombed us on 9/11. Pugs wonders what's so insulting about the term "rag head" because they do wear towels on their heads. Kelly reminds him that it's an insult because people mean it as an insult. Allison, a little girl, calls in to say that Charlie Daniels rocks and that she's proud to be an American, she sounds poorly rehearsed. Pugs tells her to had the phone to her Dad that's making her say these things because there is no way she is familiar with the work of Charlie Daniels. Kelly tells her that she shouldn't be listening to this station because she's not old enough. Pugs explains that he is proud to be an American but he doesn't want Charlie Daniels to speak for him. Kelly is proud to be an American too but points out that she doesn't have to put down other people to be proud. William calls in to say that people need to embrace the slang terms for their race. Pugs agrees but thinks that white people don't have any really bad ones. Kelly thinks the intent of the term is what matters. A guy calls in to say that it's all about Charlie Daniels' freedom of speech to express as he feels. Pugs points out that he's allowed to write a racist son but he should also face the slings and arrows for writing that song. Tiffany calls in to say that is a racist song but it's just a song. There are songs all over the radio that slashes everybody and if you don't like it then turn it off. Kelly points out that the concert is being sponsored by the city of Deer Born and wonders why they would do that. Pugs points out that the Ku Klux Klan dancers don't get invited out to do concerts. Kelly points out that they're not really good. Pugs teaches us that like the Globetrotters, they were really good in the 80s but now they really lost it. He thinks the KKK jug band is a real crowd pleaser though. Lolly calls in to say that the lyrics sound like he's talking about doo rags because a lot of people have American Flag doo rags. Pugs asks Lolly where he can get some adverbs. Kelly bets that it's been 20 years since she heard that. Pugs points out that if you oppose the "if you're not American get out of here or Arabs are evil" ideas that these people seem to have then you're automatically marginalized as unAmerican. Pugs and Kelly resent that they can't be American unless they hate somebody. Kelly thinks that Will (me) makes a good point "Charlie Daniels' fans use the freedom of speech argument to explain his retarded ass ideas yet, these are the same people that jump all over the Dixie Chicks for their jaw jabbing". Pugs thinks that in a perfect world, Charlie Daniels, Toby Keith, and the Dixie chicks wouldn't have to shut up because of their views but because their music just blows. He thanks Paco.
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We come back to "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". Pugs thinks this a cool song and Kelly sings along. Kelly wants to know why the fiddle became the instrument adopted by the Asians. Pugs thinks that the devil is good and Kelly points out that he's a lot more rock and roll. Pugs teaches us that the devil use to play with Grand Funk Railroad before he went solo. Now here's Johnny's turn. Kelly assures us that Johnny is a good ol' boy and there is no black people influence in his solo. Pugs wonders if you're in a showdown with the devil if you should beat him. Kelly wonders since when the devil had integrity. Pugs thinks that the devil would just eat your face cause he's a sore loser. Pugs doesn't think you should call the devil a son of a bitch because that's just foolish. Kelly lets us know that Will (me) has a ruling on this one. He thinks that the devil won this one because he was more innovative. Kelly agrees because she didn't know that the fiddle could make that sort of sound. Pugs thinks that it was a fix but you would think that the devil would know that. Eric thinks that the devil is just a step underneath god. Brian calls in to say that Pugs and Kelly are hypocrites because yesterday they were laughing about the song about throwing the Jews down the well but, now they're bad mouthing Charlie Daniels. Kelly attempts to teach Brian that it's actually very consistent because they were laughing at the people that thought that the song was serious. Brian says there wrong and reminds them that they said that the Jews had big teeth and horns. Pugs asks Brian if he knows what satire is and Brian tells him that it's what you wear. Pugs is guessing that the joke went over Brian's head. Kelly thinks that Ashley from Nordstroms has a great sense of satire. Brian lets us know that he's a bit of a redneck and he really doesn't care what satire means. He lets us know that he might be stupid but at least he's not a hypocrite because at least he's consistent about what he believes. Kelly asks him what he believes and Brian tells him that he can't talk about his beliefs because it might scare people. Pugs tells Brian that he's probably nota bad guy and that satire is a form of humor that you have to look a little deeper to understand. Kelly wonders if Brian believes that you have to "say it loud say it proud" about what he believes in and Brian says "yer right". Kelly asks him why he's ashamed of what he believes in then. Brian eloquently explains that he's not like everyone else with the pop things with everyone being all accepting and everything and all that other BS and stuuuuff. Kelly wonders what we shouldn't accept and Brian tells us that there is a lot of intolerance around the world, especially in this country. Pugs asks him what he thinks about Arabs and Brian tells him that he doesn't like them. He doesn't believe in the way they act because they're idiots. He teaches us that most of them can't read or write and they're stupid. They're talking bad about us when we're over there helping them and he doesn't have time for that BS. Kelly asks Brian if we should just get out of there and Brian thinks that we should just blow that whole place up and let it be. Brian explains that this is just going to go on and on and eventually we're just going to have to go over there and blow them up like we did Japan. Pugs plays Borat's Jew song and asks him if he can try to pick up the concept of the song. Pugs stops it to explain that this is a character that is suppose to be a guy from Khazikstan who has his own TV show there called "Borat Goes to America". Kelly reminds us that we know it's a character but the people in the audience don't. The premise of this show is that he wants to learn how to write a country song and he's debuting his song at a country western roadhouse in Flagstaff, Arizona. When this "foreigner" gets on he stage they aren't receptive until he starts singing about tossing the Jews in the well. The joke becomes that these people are actually endorsing what this guy is singing... the song continues.... they stop the song again to read a message from Dr. Schwartz where he warns that if they play this song again then he and BruceX won't take them to the money room this weekend.... they play the song. When Borat gets to the part about the Jews the people in the audience get behind him and sing along. Kelly wonders if there is a big problem with the Jewish people in Flagstaff and Pugs reminds her that no Jewish people live in Flagstaff because they all live in "Jew York". Kelly agrees with Pugs and warns us that they steal your money and don't fix your watch. Pugs warns us that they also scare you with their sharp teeth. Josh calls in to say that if you listen to Charlie Daniels' lyrics that they're not that intelligently written and that the guy that plays Borat is Jewish. Kelly wonders why we aren't suppose to like the Jewish people and Eric guesses it's because they have sharp teeth and they're the devil. Pugs wants to know who was the one Jewish guy that ticked everybody off long ago. Kelly wonders if it's the lack of acceptance for Jesus. Darren calls in to say that they need to remember where they are because this isn't Chicago. Pugs tells him that it's Dallas, it's an incredibly urban and progressive city, he knows where he is. Darren would rather that all the houses in America disappear and everyone gets back to riding horses because.. "boy I tell you what"... everything was "a hell of a lot simpler back in dem days"... can I say that I'm a native born Texan, I was born and raised in Fort Worth, I don't want people like Darren speaking for me, I can formulate a sentence... Pugs believes that Darren is in the minority with that way of thinking and Kelly lets Darren know that she really likes her car. Kelly has seen a lot of westerns, and by a lot she means 4, and she knows that people were shooting each other willy nilly back then. Kelly thinks that Will (me) makes a good point. He believes that Jesus is the Jew that pissed the world off. Charles calls in to teach us that Jews are known for being money grubbing whores. He tells us that a lot of them think they're still being persecuted from things from years ago. Pugs points out that they still are and Charles realizes that's right. The Jews aren't imagining that the whole world hates them. Kelly brings up how they're being beat up on buses in France and that the French don't fight anybody. She wonders if anybody has seen any news on Israel lately.
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The action at dodgeball this week was hot and could only be surpassed by the actual hot. The actual hot was in full effect. It must be August in Texas. Next week I'm bringing my kiddy pool so that I can cool off during the games. If you're an attractive lady that is of consensual age, E-mail me at
will@pugsandkellylive.com if you're interested in sharing my pool... send pictures of yourself.... and your social security number....
One quick thing... I've never thought the stereotype was true. I've always been a good driver. I've never been in a car accident and for the most part people don't' seem to flip me off when I'm driving. However, when leaving the parking lot of Duke's I almost ran into a car... and then while driving down beltline, I almost hit a pedestrian. "Hello, my name is Will... I'm Asian... and I'm a bad driver".
Pugs and Kelly Dodgeball at Duke's Original Roadhouse is by far Dallas' best after work social league. People come from near and far to partake in the festivities. It is a ball flinging-beer drowning-boob grabbing hell of a time.
The tournament went by a lot quicker this week. I would like to thank everyone for their cooperation in the acceleration of the event. However, we could have been done a lot faster. Folks, respect the refs authority and remember, the refs are human. We've tried to build dodgeball reffing robots but each attempt has failed miserably. Eventually, we watched "the Matrix" and realized that machines are evil. It's very hard for one set of eyes to watch 12 people throw 6 balls at each other. This is made even more difficult in the case of Francis... who is blind and has slanty eyes.
I would like to thank Smith and James for reffing. They refed all night and we're a big help. I refuse to ref now because of the aforementioned bull crap. This picture is important because it shows how I'm not being them at that moment. For that, I'm grateful.
Dodgeball skills are noticed. I use to think that I had an unique eye for talent.... let me rephrase that. I use to think that I had an unique ear for who Sybil thought was talented. However, dodgeball abilities are trumpeted amongst the masses. Don, James, Ian, Jimmy, Derik, they all have a fan base.
I'm a little jealous of The Juggernaut Don Davidson. I don't have cute girls following me around with my own fan sign.... or do I?
That's right, jerkasses. My very own sign... heh... A marriage proposal... even though it looks as if they might be foreign (look at the wording)... Look guys, I appreciate the offer but I don't think I can handle it. I'm socially liberal. I'm hip. But, a bisexual three way marriage just isn't in the cards for me. Sure, I'm flattered... maybe a little curious but, last I checked I still only like boobies. I don't think I can handle a wiener along with boobies.
James Hamrick got his mug on a promotional poster for Sun Bru custom body lotion. It really seems as if being a standout of a dodgeballer is paying off for some folks.
"Photo" Steve Yurkee has fans too. Nobody appreciates his fans more than Steve.. if you see him and you're an attractive girl between the ages of 18 and 25, sit on his lap and let him know that his pictures are great. If you're interested in Steve's photography you can E-mail him at
dfwgophoto@yahoo.com
Black Out won the A bracket after it came down to Unemployed and them. The two teams didn't play each other and a victor was decided by a coin toss. The spoils were shared though... I suggested that they just call themselves the "Unemployed Black" but they didn't find that as humorous as I did.
Man Girth won the B bracket in a very exciting long game. There are some great new talent on that team and their evolution as players should be interesting.
The upstart rookies were defeated by the wily veterans in the big "A" vs "B" showdown. It was a passionate battle that was so emotional that ref James had to leave to calm his excitement level.
Will's Amazing Player (WAP) of the week is Peter Casiano! He was phenomenal. Last man standing every time he played and he valiantly fought off the opposition. Sometimes he was outnumbered 5 to 1 and he still kicked ass. He was wiry and deceptively accurate with his throws. He played with the passion that all the great players have. I would like to thank Mike Hawk and Abraham Morante for their help.
Congratulations Peter Casiano , you are a WAP.
comments? E-mail Will at will@pugsandkellylive.com
Kelly brings up that somebody at the office has a wife that he wishes would drop a few pounds but is unsure of how to tell her without hurting her feelings. Kelly thinks that you can tell your wife that she should drop weight but warns that she might turn into a hot chick and leave you. Pugs doesn't believe there is a way that a guy can tell his wife that without having his day just blown. Kelly brings up her brother Tommy, who had a girl that he was dating for a few years and she was saying that she needed to lose weight. He would call her and she would be at lunch going through the drive-thrum. Tommy would tell her that she can't eat cheese burgers and fries to lose weight. Kelly doesn't think you can say that because it's not like she doesn't know that fact already. Pugs claims that if you tell that to a girl she'll just eat it to spite you then because you just gave her the fuel she needed to get through that fattening meal. Kelly compares it to a "hate-F" with a cheese burger instead. Pugs says that the only way to get her to lose the weight is to break up with her and then get back with her. Brian calls in to say that his wife put on some weight after having a baby. He knew that he wasn't perfect either so he offered to go work-out with her at the gym, making it a date night. Pugs doesn't want to go work out with his wife and reminds us that guys don't have to be perfect, they have to be employed. Eli calls in to say that he had a girlfriend that lost weight for him but afterward she realized that she was hot and left him for other people. Stuart calls in to say that he told his wife that they needed to look out for their health for the sake of their children. He lets us know that his wife is doing great now but admits that he has yet to take his advice to heart. Kelly remembers that she and Sybil are going to start working out at Ballys and Pugs suggest that husbands nominate their wives to work out with the girls. Pugs only feels that he's disgustingly fat when he's out in public with normal people and catches a glimpse of himself in a bar room mirror. When he's at home getting dressed in front of the mirror he thinks he looks great. Kelly assures Pugs that he's lost a lot of weight but Pugs points out that he's still bell shaped. Tyler calls in to say that he knew his wife was cheating on him twice because she lost weight. Kelly wonders where she was working out and Tyler tells her that she just stopped eating. Pugs wonders if she was doing meth instead and Tyler says that he never noticed anything like that. Pugs wonders why he stuck with a cheating wife and Tyler tells him that he was with her after the first time because she was pregnant. She's out of his life now though. Tyler says that the kid probably isn't his but he treat him like he is. Kelly gives Tyler tickets to the Dallas Burn game. Kelly brings up how Sybil's dad once told her that she needed to lose weight. Sybil says that he sat her down back in 1999/2000 and told her that she was really pretty, had a great personality but you'll have a much better time finding guys if you'll drop a few pounds. Sybil lost the weight right away. Sybil informs us that he also said that to her sister too. He lives in Houston and her sister went to visit him. As soon as she got off the plane he asked her if she was pregnant. Pugs and Kelly are outraged. Sybil says that her dad just wants his girls to be slim and pretty. Pugs doesn't know how emotionally healthy that is and feels it's the mom's place to do that. Kelly thinks that people are constantly looking for their parents' approval. She admits that it could just be because her parents never approve of anything so, it might only be her. She's pretty sure that's universal though so any judgment a parent gives might be more hurtful than the critique of a spouse. Kelly thinks that it's not that hard to find a trainer that will teach you how to do the exercises so that you don't get bored with the same routines. Pugs reminds us that he doesn't want to hang out with a trainer.
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Pugs wonders how everybody's weekend went. Kelly had a fun weekend. Pugs reminds us that Tyson is out of town and Kelly backtracks and claims that her weekend was awful then. Kelly had Krysta (Sybil's sister), Melissa (Eric's girlfriend), Eric (Eric), and Amy (the babysitter) over on Saturday night. Pugs notices that he didn't get an invite and Kelly tells him that it doesn't matter because he wouldn't come over anyway. Kelly is happy that she had a 100 percent attendance rate. Pugs claims that if he had people over to his house that she would be invited. Kelly lets Pugs know that it was pretty much a girl's night out but with Eric. Kelly heard that Pugs was out on Saturday anyway and Pugs remembers that he had a guys night out. Pugs calls Eric a fag and wonders what is wrong with him. Pugs asks why Eric didn't go out with them and Eric tells him that he wasn't invited. Pugs says that is because it was guy's night out. Kelly claims that Eric was just a ploy to get Melissa over there because she wasn't going to come over without him. Kelly says that they sat around, grilled vegetables, made dip, and they had a million pina coladas. They sat around and talked about people. She teases that they were trying to figure Pugs out for a large part of the evening but then they gave up. They think that he drinks more than Pugs says he does. Kelly explains that Pugs mingles with a lot of people but he'll do shots with them. Kelly will do two shots but she'll find out later that he's done shots with everyone. So, everyone thinks that he does two shots but as it turns out.. he's done two shots with everybody. Kelly also says that Pugs will do the "bait and switch". He'll meet people and then immediately become bored so he'll ask "have you met my partner Kelly" and then he'll walk away. Kelly then finds herself having to make awkward conversation with that person and Pugs tells her that she just has to find somebody else to pawn that person off to. Kelly claims that she can't do that because she can't figure out how to do that. Pugs explains that he does like to meet people but he's a loner at heart. He finds it strange that when they meet fans, the fans know a lot more about them then they know about the fans. It instantly puts them on the defense. Kelly understands why Pugs will do that with listeners. They have to make a good impression and if they're exposed for too long people will learn that they're not the super cool people that they thought they were. Kelly claims that Pugs does this to girls that he's hit on and became bored with. Kelly wants to become if it's based on insecurity or pure boredom. They also discussed how Pugs has never dated any girl that is his type and that one of his friends is a bad influence on him. Pugs wonders if it's Aaron and Kelly says that they don't think he's a bad influence, just mean. Kelly refuses to say it on the air. Pugs asks if he can take he off the air to find out but Kelly reminds him that the last time they did that, he sold her out big time. Pugs promises that he won't say it on the air because he wouldn't want to hurt any of his friends' feelings. ... they go off the air.... Pugs doesn't believe and wonders why he's a bad influence. Pugs thinks about it and then admits that he is a bad influence. Kelly explains that Krysta also decided that after she is done with the person she is dating now, she isn't dating anybody that is under the age of 35. She wants guys that know what they want and that are a lot more stable. Leslie, the go to negro, calls in to thank Kelly from all the women out there that Pugs pawns off to her because at least they don't end up sitting at a table by themselves after Pugs just walks away like he did to her. Kelly tells Pugs that sometimes he'll talk to a girl and realize that he isn't going to sleep with them and just move on. Pugs thinks that they're painting him to be something that he's not. Leslie thinks that if Kelly had been there then she wouldn't have been sitting at the table alone wonder what the hell just happened. Leslie reminds him that they were having a great conversation (they were talking about Chicago) and then in mid-sentence, Pugs tells her that it's been fun and she's really cool... but she's married and he has to go get some, and then he walked away. Kelly continues with her Saturday night adventure. They eventually started mixing a bunch of different alcohols in their drinks and Krysta would complain that there wasn't' enough rum in them. Pugs isn't surprised. They got irritated because they had too much sugar and couldn't go to bed, so they took ambien. Kelly also ate cottage cheese and Krysta told Shaun Rouse that he's an alcoholic on the phone. Pugs got a call from him at 1 am last night and now he sees that he probably called to report to him about how big of a nut these two girls were. Pugs saw Eric on Friday night at his bar appearance. Pugs complains that Eric didn't go out with him afterward and Eric lets him know that he just wanted to go home with his girlfriend. Pugs is upset because Eric is "so in a relationship right now". He doesn't like how everyone is in a relationship and wonders why they can't all be single again. Sybil had her Sherlocks appearance on Friday night... that I attended.... and then on Saturday she had the "kind of in-laws" in town. Pugs points out how domesticated everyone is now. He had somebody look around his room this weekend and disgustingly proclaimed that he was a bachelor. That kind of hurt Pugs' feelings.
They play the weekend debris line... YOU DRUNKARDS ARE DRUNK! One guy thinks that Cody needs more pictures of him on the website, preferably with his shirt off, because he sounds like a dreamboat. A guy says that he'd love to drink Kelly and Sybil's bath water but he gives a big fat hell no to Pugs'.
Kelly forgot to call the hotline this weekend and can't believe it.
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Pugs and Kelly love "The Grid". Pugs brings up the situation that happened in New York over the weekend. Kelly went to work out and saw on the news that the terrorist levels have been raised, financial districts are in danger. Pugs explains to her what places are in danger and the everyone is in a tissy on it. Kelly wonders if she has to be worried about her brother now. Pugs points out that they get "chatters" all the time but this one is a special "chatter". He reads the story on the air. Pugs doesn't think he'd want to know if he worked in those areas. Eric claims that he'd take off and Kelly wonders if he'll quit his job over this. Eric points out they specifically targeted your building and Pugs and Kelly agree that is a little creepy. Pugs wonders if anybody is calling in sick over there. Kelly is so wrapped up in watching "The Grid" now that she gets confused as to what's reality and the ideas that are on "the grid". She explains that she thinks this is a diversion and the real target is Nigeria.
Piter Fattouche joins the show. He plays Raza Michaels on "The Grid". Kelly likes how on the show they have a freeze frame on a character and a quick wrap sheet appears that reminds you which character is which. Pugs thinks that it's shot in a cool way. Piter brags that he has the cool freeze frame sound effect that they use on the show and that he plays it when he walks into a room. Piter explains that this is the first time we've seen a Palestinian Muslim character on TV that isn't on the wrong team. Pugs likes how you get to see this CIA agent character receive scrutiny in the halls of his office because of his ethnicity. Piter thinks that "The Grid" is trying to show that not every middle eastern is a terrorist. Pugs asks Piter is Arab and Piter let's him know that he's correct. Piter claims that he kept his badge and Kelly thinks that's awesome. Kelly thinks he's an expert on terrorism anyway. Pugs brings up how much trouble you'd be in if they found a fake CIA badge in an Arab man's bag at the airport. Pugs finds the lack of friendly information exchange between the American and the British intelligence agencies. He thinks this explains a lot of the communication breakdowns if this is based on what happens in real life. Kelly suggests that if you can't pay attention to the show then you have to PVR it and watch it later. She warns that it's a great show but you must pay attention.
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