Issues with the gallery has forced me to spend way too much time working on it. It's 5:15 AM. I'm very tired. I got a blinding headache from a wild throw I caught with my teeth. my glasses are broken from a little incident in the restroom, my right eye seems to have a knife, or something just as painful and irritating, in it, and I'm very tired. I did get pictures up in the galleries and more will be on the way once I address an issue with it. Remember to check out this week's gallery, the behind the scenes gallery, and the injury gallery. Did I mention that I'm very tired?
This here bloggity blog will be in more detail in the near future. I'm very tired.
Planning your team's attack is crucial in dodgeball success. Also, isn't it nice that there's a picture of Wes where his junk isn't buried in some dude's face?
Sybil and Krysta had a lot of fun ideas for new dodgeball blog additions. This was the only one that worked out this week. They found their hottie of the week. (do not E-mail me, Will, do not approach me, do not ask me about being the Hottie... this is a Krysta and Sybil thing... I don't care if you think you're a good looking guy)
Will's Amazing Player (WAP) this week is... Kelly from the Pugs and Kelly show. Kelly has always been a dodgeball survivor. She sticks it out to the end and smiles while doing it. She's passionate about the sport and she makes the most out of the fun. She took out Jaret and Erik from Bowling for Soup in the big showcase game. The crowd was with her 100 percent. Their cheers were deafening. Oddly, those cheers only came when Kelly would jump up and down. Probably just a coincidence. Congratulations Kelly... you're a WAP!
I forgot to mention... that bad ass Pugs caught that bad ass Don "The Juggernaut" Davidson's ball. This made my "Who'd a thunk it" list.
Pugs does all the show intro stuff by himself. He plugs the Sybil reenacting the Iraqi prison scandal picture on the main page of the website. Pugs brings up how they have an extra big show because of "Koward". He apologizes for the slip and explains that it's because he saw "Kelly" on the call screen. Howard is on vacation so they're going to be getting a little more show to do. Eric performed at the Liquid Lounge with James on Friday and he says that the crowd was really into it. Kelly joins the show and announces that she cried when he got his orange belt this weekend. She brings up how this young Asian girl was testing for her brown belt. She just got over the sick and she had to fight multiple opponents. This led having to put down five white belts. Pugs wonders what a white belt is and Kelly explains that it's somebody with no skills. He imagines that somebody in a wheelchair would be a white belt then. She beat them all up, bowed out of the mat, and then threw up on the side. Kelly had no idea how hard Karate is and Pugs would like to give a mighty "hiya!' to the girl that threw up. Kelly thought that Jim Florentine was really funny but she can't remember any of the jokes. She's afraid that she may have been accidentally hitting on Russ' girlfriend on Saturday. She looked extra pretty and she thinks she was a little too complimentary. Pugs and Kelly are going to the game tonight. Pugs complains that Kelly never calls him back because he wanted to sit with her. Kelly says that Pugs doesn't really want to sit with her and that he only sits in boxes. Pugs brags that he went to Six Flags this weekend. Kelly was going to go but it was going to rain and he kids opted to go two weeks later. Kelly was surprised at the mature decision her kids made and Pugs tells us that his mother wouldn't let him go at the slighted chance of rain because, she didn't want to do his things. Eric boasts that all the Six Flags were named after Six Flags over Texas. Pugs reminds us that Eric is an Arlington kid and suggests that the slogan for Arlington should be "Rangers, Roller coasters, and Retards... welcome to Arlington". Kelly and Pugs were online last night trying to come up with slogans for local cities. Pugs wants people to send him slogans and shows a few examples...
Frisco: just tell people you live in far north Plano
The Colony: Just tell people you live in Frisco
Garland: Where Plano's housekeepers live.
Plano: It's where your dealer lives.
Pugs and Kelly barely tolerated the MTV music awards. Pugs is unsure if he's too old or just too white bread suburban to enjoy MTV anymore. He can't relate to anything that happens on the show. He reminds us of his theory that Rock and Roll is dead right now. If you're cool, you're listening to hip hop. Pugs reminds us of the good old days of MTV when Jesse Jackson and the NAACP were complaining that they weren't playing enough black music. The only showcase of real modern Rock and Roll was Jet, Yellowcard, and Hoobastank's split segment. Pugs wonders if MTV is playing hip hop because that's what people want or is it what MTV wants. Kelly wonders if it makes her an old suburban woman if she thinks that all the hip hop sounds the same. Pugs likes guitars and screaming. Kelly thinks that pop songs are too dirty for kids to listen to these days. Pugs thinks this is just an atrocious era of music and complains that every new hip hop song seems to be sampled from the one before it. Kelly doesn't understand sampling from songs that's 6 months old. Pugs remembers when MTV VMAs use to get people on the stage making political statements. He thinks that the award show use to be all about drunk rock stars making bold statements about things they don't know anything about. Caleb calls in and says that MTV has been going downhill ever since he started watching it at 7. Kelly tells Caleb that it's just him, Pugs and her listening right now... Caleb tells her that's bad... she finally asks if the problem is that they have too many black people. Caleb tells her that he likes hip hop but they just play fake hop hop crap on MTV. A guy calls in a says that P and K have nobody to blame but themselves because DJs don't give any rock music decent airplay these days. Pugs reminds him that they don't even play music because this is a talk station. Kelly asks the caller if he is under the impression that the DJs pick out the music and the caller tells her yes. Pugs teaches him that a company tells him what to play. Record companies go into business with the companies that own the radio stations and say things like... "we got this Ashlee Simpson and we got to make her a star to keep Jessica happy..." So, the radio stations have to play this sub-par "artist" so that everyone will buy her album. The caller sounds really bummed. Pugs reminds us that MTV was suppose to be the alternative to corporate radio. Every station started only playing one style of music and MTV went against that. However, MTV started becoming about making money and it turned into what we saw last night. Pugs brings up the boats that everyone had. Kelly brings up how Usher had it in his contract that he was suppose to have the biggest boat but P Diddy wanted a bigger boat.... man... I really hate these people. Kelly uses the wise words of Walter Payton, "when you make it to the endzone act like you've been there before". Pugs brings up how the Beastie Boys showed up in one of those everglades fan boats dressed in orange jump suits. Pugs wonders when Bruce Willis and P Diddy became such good friends. Pugs wants to play Ashlee Simpson's song from last night. Pugs reminds us that Jessica got all the looks and the talent. The companies are having the sisters go into two different directions and Pugs calls Ashlee the fuglier rock sister. They play it... this can't be real? She's struggling to hit notes that most people can hit on accident.... Pugs thinks that she wouldn't make it past the first round of American Idol but you slap the name Simpson on her and now you're being force fed crap.
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