Kelly would like to thank the people in the chatroom last night because she has fun talking to them at night. She would like to have people not mention the "T" word and t o avoid the topic of football in general. Kelly thinks that's the worse part of the job. Pugs apologizes but says that she needs to toughen up. Pugs suggests that she become a slut to get it out of her systems and Kelly tells him that she could never do that. Kelly points out how cool Wayne has been and Pugs says that we've all taken notes on it. Kelly found out what Pugs' posse does on the weekend, absolutely nothing. Eric reminds us that former producer Bobby suggested that you go into a limo and mutually manipulate yourself with a stranger when you're lonely. Kelly thinks that sounds like something Bobby would say and informs us that probably won't happen. Kelly tells Pugs that he made her cry yesterday and Pugs tells her that he didn't know he made her cry. She went outside to cry and luckily Krysta got there in the nick of time. Pugs wonders what he said to make her cry. Kelly knew that Sunday was going to suck. Everyone was great at Hat Tricks but she doesn't recommend... Pugs wonders if Tyson is sitting around the locker room sharing his feelings with Larry Allen and Flozell Adams.... Kelly thinks that he probably thinks his life is 100 percent better. Kelly thinks it sucks when you go to a place and they have him on 22 TVs. Kelly wants somebody to send him brochures on Buffalo. Pugs points out that she has to be at the bar watching him because she's working the event. Kelly tried very hard to be strong. She walked up to Pugs and admitted that she wasn't sure who she should cheer for. Pugs says that she couldn't have cheered for the Vikings because the Vikings are in the same division as the Chicago Bears. Kelly wonders if Pugs watched the Bears game and points out that they're going to suck this year so it doesn't matter.... back to Sunday's game.... Pugs told her that she has to cheer for the Cowboys and she wondered is she had to cheer for every Cowboy. Pugs got excited and pointed out that Tyson was starting. Pugs tells her that he didn't mean to hurt her feelings. He also comments on how hard it must be since he plays center. The camera always focuses on him... bent over with his ass and junk around the Testaverde's fingers.... Pugs mentions that he got hurt but nobody liked that. Kelly says that she really didn't like it but when they said that he was out of the game, it was as if somebody lifted 30 pounds off of her. She was sure that he wasn't hurt too bad since he left on his own accord. When Emil pointed out that he must be pretty hurt since he wasn't even on special teams, she started to feel awful. Pugs thinks that she needs to embrace her singledom. She admits that she feels quite free and thinks that she's a better person than she was a week ago. Bill calls in to say that maybe she needs to take time to examine herself because she's recently had two failed relationships. Kelly thanks Bill for being Mr. Sunshine. Jason calls in to say that Pugs has no right to give the "toughen up" speech because he still whines weekly about his ex-wife. Pugs doesn't think he talks a lot about his ex-wife and Jason reminds him that he got quite manic when he found out that she was trolling the chatroom. Kelly thinks that he seemed happier when he was hanging out with other people even though he rarely got that opportunity and she finds it funny that when he was going through his three hour long list of "why she isn't the person he wants to be with".... Pugs is shocked that he got three hours of stuff because Pugs has been with her for 8 years and he can only come up with 1.5 hours.... Kelly says that she feels horrible and Pugs assures her that it's not because she's horrible, but because he's infallible. Tyson complained that whenever they went out to Duke's that she never had time for him. Pugs wonders why Tyson never found time for her during Cowboys games. She realizes that both them wanted to be made to feel important. Susan calls in to say that Kelly doesn't sound like she has a lot of confidence and Kelly tells her that she probably has more confidence than she has a right to offer. Pugs reminds her that she's in radio and that makes her very insecure. Kelly thinks she has a lot to offer somebody. Kelly went to Six Flags this weekend with her mother and her kids. A fan ran into her and Kelly got scared of what he might say in front of her family. Eric says that happened to him at the mall. This 21 year old kid told him that he was his idol because he's always banging strippers. Eric informed him that his mom was standing next to him. Kelly was hoping that he wouldn't say anything because she still hasn't told her kids. He's still away at "football camp".... I think she should tell them that he just went to go live with a nice family on a farm with lots of land for him to run around on and other NFL players to play with.... She wants to tell them at a time where she wouldn't get emotional about it. Kelly tells us that Declan was wondering if he'll ever have a step dad and told her that he wouldn't mind if Tyson was his step dad. Pugs reminds us that Tyson's family doesn't allow any step children. Pugs suggests that she just tell them he died.

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Pugs had a great time in Sundance square last Friday and wonders if they could move the Library closer to him. Pugs thinks that the women were really hot and wonders if it's "different high school" syndrome. It's a whole new crop of hot chicks. Eric points out that if you smile at a girl in Fort Worth, they'll talk to you. He thinks that down town Fort Worth is better than down town Dallas. Pugs would like to also thank Patty Red's Irish pub. It's in sundance square and Pugs describes it as the kind of place he feels most comfortable. It's time for the Pugs and Kelly institute for Human Growth and Development. This chick e-mails to say that she moved to DFW about four years ago when she was 22. They broke up over the summer and she's having a hard time meeting new people. She never really dated because she met her ex at 16 and she never really met anybody to be friends with here. Pugs thinks that she can't meet girls to be friends with at a bar because girls are too competitive in meat markets. Kelly thinks that you can meet a girl bar tender. Pugs reminds us that she can meet guys at a bar no problem but she has to has to be able to tell the guys that she's not interested in to beat it. Pugs wants to yell at this girl because she's been in town for four years and she has no friends. Kelly reminds Pugs that it's hard to meet friends. Pugs and Kelly guess she could join a book club. Kelly has always heard that church is a good place to meet people but she doesn't see too many people that she would be friends with in her church. Pugs suggests health clubs but admits that he wouldn't really know because he never goes. Eve calls in to say that when you move to a new city you have to get out to meet new people. She moved to Midland for an internship and just started going to bars by herself. She eventually people to be friends with. Eric says that he could never meet a girl at a bar because it's not the quality of person that he's interested in. Eric doesn't want to go through 10 people to get to that one. He believes that there are tons of other places to meet people other than a bar.. here is Eric's list.

1.gym
2.mall
3. mutual friend
4....

Pugs believes that our society is designed so that we meet new people at bars. Kelly wonders that if you're not allowed to date people at work, where you spend the most time, then where are you suppose to meet new people? Eric's list continues...

4. sporting events...

Pugs wonders who goes to sporting by themselves to hook up and Kelly believes that a sporting event is like a bar only outside. Eric says that people don't go to sporting events with the intention to drink. Pugs points out that if you go to a Cowboy game 4 hours early than you're going with the intention to drink. Pugs thinks that's a bad one and thinks that Eric should take it back. Eric's list continues.

5. Dog Park

Brandon calls in to say that the most obvious place is at an apartment complex. Kelly thinks that's like a bar with a very limited amount of people invited. She thinks that it's very hard to walk up to people and talk. Wayne, from the Down Under Pub and Grub, calls in and calls Eric an idiot. He asks Eric where he met him and Eric says at a station event at his bar. Eric says that he met him at work then. Wayne claims that there are lots of girls that go to the bar by themselves. Pugs hasn't seen that many single girls go to the Pub and Grub alone and thinks that Aaron might have scared them all off. Pugs points out that Eric was the biggest skank in the world and Eric says that all the low level human beings he met were at bars. Pugs reminds him that he was hanging out with strippers and coke heads at skanky bars. Kelly is still hung up on the dog park idea and says that she is more trusting of the guy she meets at the bar than she is with the guy that's hanging out in a dog park. She reminds us that child molesters hang out at dog parks. Tanner calls in and tells us that he has lived here for a couple years. He started going to dodgeball by himself, not knowing anyone, and 5 months later, he's hanging out with everyone. Pugs says that Tanner is a big outgoing guy and not a scared little girl... hmmm scared little girls.... Tanner informs Pugs that when he first moved here he had very low confidence and he use to got to movies by himself. Tanner says that he had friends at church but you can't really go out drinking with your church buddies because that's kind of what church isn't about.

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