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seems like this is almost working... it's still going very very slow though. I'll be working during the breaks of the show to get more segments up.
Will here and I have an announcement to make. I've decided that I'm 36 years old now. I was 21 but now I'm 36. You people owe me 15 presents a piece. You should know what I like... if you truly loved me. Some of you are probably wondering why I decided to be 36. It's simple really. Being 36 opens up my dating options. People can't say "oh man, I'd totally make out with you if you were a little bit older".
"El Distorto De Melodica" @ 11:54
Pugs has his headphones on backwards and Kelly greets us by coughing up a hair ball. Kelly is hungry and demands sushi. She announces that she and Pugs are sushi people now. Pugs wants sushi from Stratos and says that they need Dang-a-Lang to go get it. Kelly makes a list and adds that they need wasabi and soy sauce. Pugs thinks that it is good that she said that because Dang-a-Lang wouldn't bother to get those items.... Stratos has Kikkoman. Kikkoman is good. It gets my approval.... Kelly needs chop sticks and Pugs reminds us that society has progressed beyond the chop stick.... yes because stabbing and shoveling food into your mouth is much more civilized.... Kelly is really excited and announces that she's a whole new person. Pugs has had a lot of sushi this weekend and reminds us that his "lady friend" has a little chinawoman in her. Kelly points out that "lady friend" isn't Chinese and Pugs wonders if it's all the same. Pugs reveals that she tells Pugs that the English, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh are all the same. Lady Friend keeps trying to teach Pugs how to use chop sticks but he feels that it's an archaic skill to learn. Kelly thinks that it's good to learn because chop sticks slow down how quickly you eat and you fill yourself up faster. Pugs' Lady Friend's youngest child is learning how to use chop sticks and she has "kiddie chop sticks". Pugs explains that they're like tongs and says that he can get into using those. Pugs warns that their is bad sushi out there and stresses that it's very important that you find good sushi.
Pugs and Kelly had a football watching party at Hat Tricks on Sunday. Afterward, they went to a concert hosted by a different radio station. Pugs explains that they were at the bar because it was raining. He complains that they didn't see any of the bands that he wanted to see. Kelly enjoyed sitting in there talking to people. Pugs wonders why the lazy asses haven't changed the signs to "smirnoff" from "starplex". Kelly complains that the parking people talk to you like you're as comfortable with the place as they are. Pugs comments on how crappy the neighborhood is around that area and Kelly suggests changing the name to the Schlitz center. Pugs and Kelly talk about how they were both tired from their weekend of doing nothing. Pugs says that the lead singer of Damaged Plan is the nicest guy but wonders if it's only because they're all friends with Florentine. Pugs didn't recognize him at first and Kelly wonders how you wouldn't be able to. Pugs reminds her that everyone there looked like that they could be the lead singer of damage plan. Kelly says that Dominic of Mermaid Purse is also a nice guy. She went to kiss him goodbye but wasn't sure if she could kiss him with his lip ring. She kissed him to the side and as she walked away he wondered where she was going. Kelly lets us know that she wasn't going to sleep with a band guy. Pugs comments on the fans of that particular radio station. It truly was a FREAK fest.... it really was.... Pugs says that you couldn't tell who was dressed up in costume and who dresses like that everyday. Kelly says that there was a girl that was wearing something that she shouldn't have been wearing. Pugs wonders if she's referring to the girl that was walking around with nothing but spiders on her nipples. Kelly was wondering if that was legal and now she is questioning the definition of a "top". Pugs brings up the guy that was dressed like a Cyborg. He explains that he put a lot of thought into the costume and found it funny when he watched the guy trying to use the restroom. Pugs suggested that he should guy in the suit like a real cyborg. Officer Phil calls in and explains that it's only against the law if they show genitals or the anus. You can also be topless in public property according to the penal code. Pugs thinks they need to get a lawyer on this because they need to set up a place with a lot of topless chicks just standing around.... I was pre-law for a while. That's almost a lawyer. I offer my services for this project. I'll get to the bottom of this "topless chicks in public" thing. I'll get into it real good...
12:13
*break*
12:23
Pugs remembers that Bowling for Soup accidentally thanked to Live 105.3 for hosting the event. Pugs tells us that the station that hosted it isn't playing them very often anyway. Kelly thinks that an argument could be made that they play Bowling for Soup more than that other station.
Tony Casillias joins the show to discuss the Cowboy game. Pugs reminds us that the score was 41-20 Packers win, Cowboys lost. Kelly didn't think the packers were that good because they lost a lot in a row and Tony reminds us that whenever you have Farve at QB, you always have a shot to win. Pugs wonders if Tony thinks he's the best quarter back for all time and Tony says that he might be. Tony points out that he's a playground style of QB. Kelly wonders if he's even better than Montana or Marino. Pugs says that most people think of Montana but not Marino. Kelly admits she only knows this from soup commercials.
Tony says that Dallas' defense just didn't show up. They gave up 7 plus yards in rushing to Ahman Green. He reminds us that Green Bay scored on the first 7 drives. Tony thinks that they didn't have the pursuit, speed, and fight that their defense is suppose to have. Tony wonders when the media is going to go after Parcells. Pugs points out how New York or Boston would be screaming for his head for his record lately. Pugs asks if the Dallas media gives Parcells a free pass because their suppose to get in good with the head coach. Tony teaches us that the media crucified Jimmy Johnson. Pugs thinks that maybe last year was the fluke and this year is reality. Tony thinks that you win with defenses and last year they were the number one ranked defense. He thinks that the defense is the problem now. Kelly wonders if Roy Williams is still good. Tony says that he's not the same player this year because Darren Woodson has been out injured. Tony calls him the cornerstone of that defense and points out that Roy is having to cover people to make up for "Woody" not being there. Pugs prefers to have Roy hitting people. Tony points out that Green Bay punted twice last night and the first time was in the fourth quarter.
Russ calls in and asks if Marcellus Wiley is a lost cause. Tony thinks that they gave up on him as a pass rusher because they've been pulling him out on 3rd down. Tony tells us that they gave him a huge contract so they shouldn't give up on him yet. Pugs wonders if some players feel guilty about not doing their job well and still collecting huge pay days. Tony admits that he stole money and he never had a problem with it.
Kelly wants them to wear the dark blue uniforms more. Tony says that he liked the blue uniforms too because the pants are bit tighter in the white one.
A guy calls in to ask if getting rid of Mario Edwards was a bad decision and Tony says that you have to look at that situation. He might be better than Terrence Newman.
It's time for Kelly's awkward question of the week. Kelly asks Tony if he'd rather be poor with a great sex life or rich with no sex life. Tony says he'd prefer to be poor with a lot of tail.
12:48
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1:07
Sybilization as we know it!
Sybil has to get info from a caller so they buy time by playing my Sybil giggle theme. Pugs says that he just got a ton of instant messages from people that are telling him that they love it when they play it.... I swear non were from me. You can download it in the audio archive section of the website or you can right click and save
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1. Fort Worth Star Telegram's top 100 TV theme song list.
Pugs says that it's like a hundred songs.
Ok... they go through the whole list.... seriously. They wait for Gavin to run and stop them. He never does. They keep going.... and going... and going... and going........... and going.......... They throw in a bit of singing every once and a while. They keep going. They keep going. They get to Good Times and they sing it.... I love I love "Good Times"... easy credit rip offs GOOD TIMES!!!... They don't know what one of the lines is and Headkrack... Dallas' favorite local hip hopper.... calls in to say that it says "hanging in a chow line... GOOD TIMES!". Kelly wonders what that means and Headkrack suggests that maybe it was a Chicago thing. Pugs reminds Headkrack that they're from there and they have no clue what that means.
3. Bonanza
2. Hawaii 5-0
1. Mission Impossible.
that's right folks. 18 minutes and 18 seconds of 100 TV theme songs.
didn't get the time
*break*
1:29
Sybilzation as we know it continues.
2. Usher has a sex tape floating around. It's a threesome with two women back when he was 19. The song in the background was TLC's waterfalls.
Pugs thinks it would be funnier if it was R. Kelly and they played that song. Kelly doesn't understand. Pugs asks Eric if he understands it and he says "water sports". Kelly and Sybil didn't know that he did that in his videos. Pugs wonders how his two ladies didn't know that and Kelly tells him to not call her "his lady" because it's creepy. Pugs says that he'd take a look at it. Kelly thinks he's one hot man.
3. Catherine Zeta Jones is suing a casino because they used her image in an advertisement.
4. The lead singer of Korn got married to some model. They had to get married because she's knocked up.
Kelly is glad that the lead singer of Korn is sticking to his moral values.
5. Matthew Lillard just had a baby with his wife.... good for him.
6. Madonna and Guy Ritchie are thinking about adopting.
Kelly hopes they can find one. Pugs points out how trendy it is to get foreign babies. Kelly calls chinababies the new monkey.
7. Chief Justice Rehnquist has been hospitalized for throat cancer.
8. box office update
5. Team America: World Police
4. Friday Night Lights
3. Shall We Dance
2. Shark Tale
1. The Grudge
Pugs is shocked that Sarah Michelle Gellar can put asses in seats.
