Kelly is nervous because "Chicago Rob" is coming into town but she can't go out with him. Pugs is shocked and Kelly tells us that her kids are sick. They're suppose to hang out and Kelly normally hangs out at the Down Under Pub and Grub. Kelly is nervous about that because that means that they'd run into everybody. She tells Pugs that everyone is really tough. She thinks that Aaron and Wayne are tough on everyone. Pugs thinks that Wayne is only easy when you introduce him at his own bar because then Wayne goes into cool "you're a costumer" mode. Pugs thinks he's going to see the Incredibles in the afternoon on Saturday. Kelly says that she's doing that too and Pugs thinks that's good because now she can go with Lady Friend. Pugs wants to sit around watching College Football all day and points out that is one of the things that caused his divorce. Pugs sees the same patterns developing between Lady Friend and himself. Pugs thinks that Chicago Rob is looking for a little something. Kelly tells us that there is no way that he is getting any and wonders if she should have told him that. Pugs informs Kelly that a guy would then think that she wants it because she brought it up. Kelly teaches us that she tends to get attached to people when she sleeps with people and Pugs thinks that Kelly would be the worse prostitute ever. Kelly thinks that she's not made to be single this day and age. She wonders what type of guy would put up with her and Pugs assures her that she's not that bad. Kelly brings up how in any one of the "big 3" in women's magazines there is always one article each month about "what he thinks when he first sees you naked". Kelly points out that it's written by women so she questions the validity. She doesn't like the idea of getting naked in front of a guy she doesn't know that well and Pugs wonders if she has a bunch of stretch marks from the kids. Kelly is worried that he'll think that her ass is big and that kills her. Pugs knows that Kelly's "down under" is looking good thanks to the laser hair removal and the boobs are looking good thanks to Dr. Bob's Boobcrafters. he wonders if Kelly has 3rd degree burns all over her body. Pugs assures Kelly that she looks good in a bikini. A guy calls in to say that Kelly can't find a guy in this market because everyone knows how hard she is on men. Kelly admits that she's a bit of a ball buster and thinks that she can get away with it because she's financially secure. Kelly asks the guys if they've ever been with a girl and been disappointed the first time you see her naked. Pugs and Eric both say they have. Kelly knew that but tells us that all the women's magazines have testimonials from guys that say the opposite. Pugs says that he'll pass a mirror when he goes to towel off and then see himself. He'll be disgusted because the woman that he was just with could be with him.

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If you noticed, Thursday show was completed (I was unable to find somebody to cover me) and I'm doing Friday's show. I won't be able to finish tonight but I will tomorrow (James is doing Monday's show). So, I will leave you with a very brief rundown of what happened. (it's 3:26 am and I do other things besides blog this show you know).

James has some killer audio from speed dating including a woman that sounds like she might be a baby bear... you can download the clip in the Audio Archive section of the website....

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Kelly complains about the indecision of men. Pugs and Kelly do a bit of role playing.

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More news about the Takeover bandits.

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

There was a pimp in Plano that was running whore out of his home named T-bone.

Tara Reid's boob popped out at P. Diddy's party. I send Pugs and Kelly links to the picture... even though Paco got props for it... and Pugs complains that the pic is too big for his screen... Pugs, I only look at the finest quality high res celebrity nipple slip pics.... Kelly says that you can tell how she got the implant put in.

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Bowie Hogg joins the show to talk about the Apprentice.

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Same Penis Mike (Eric's friend that has the identical penis) got oral sex from his step-cousin. Pugs and Kelly discuss the do's and don'ts of incest.

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More Same Penis Mike talk. Mike calls in... yep, still disgusting in my book.

Pugs says that he's still looking for a wheelchair so that he can pull off being handicapped. He thinks it would be a pain in the ass to lug it out of his trunk at the super market though. Kelly says that she looks like a retard this morning. She explains that she might be getting a cold. She was walking around the gym while holding hand weights and a snot bubble came out. Pugs thinks it's good because it makes you human and Kelly points out that she's already human. Pugs brings up a guy that comes out to appearances who's had a few massive head injuries. He's a bit slow and Pugs reminds us that the Pugs and Kelly show welcomes the handicapable. However, Pugs would like to point out that just because you're handicapped doesn't mean you can't be a jerk. Pugs says that it has put Kelly and Sybil in a weird situation because he's very handsy. Kelly explains that after the remote broadcast at the Down Under Pub and Grub he kept touching her on her back. Kelly reminds us that she doesn't like people touching her. Kelly asked him to not do it and he laughed and went away. He then came back and did it again. Kelly told him to stop.. seriously. He laughed and went away. He then came back and did it again. Kelly told him to stop doing it because it creeps her out. Pugs lets us know that to the casual observer, Kelly was yelling at a retarded guy. The guy then left for good. Kelly went to the manager and told him what had happened. The manager said "good because I think he's faking a lot of that stuff anyway". One of the bar tenders mocked him and explained to Kelly that he know what he's doing when he touches. Kelly had a good time at Speed Dating and Pugs confesses his love for this type of weather. Pugs is really into Christmas this year and says that it might be because he's dating a girl with kids. He informs us that the kids are really excited about the upcoming holiday. He wonders if they'll make it that far because they ran into some problems at speed dating last night.

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I didn't get to listen to this show live. I was quite busy and I couldn't find anybody to cover for me. I did record the entire show. However, segment 2 went missing. I don't really know how this is possible but happened.

Judging from what I heard at the end of segment 1 and the beginning of segment 3... using my context clues.... I'm thinking that Pugs was explaining his troubles with "lady friend" and then they popped in with breaking news about the "take over bandits". However, seeing as this is the Pugs and Kelly show I'm willing to say that they were talking about "lady friend" and then it turned into talk about bath houses. Sybil probably giggled.

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Pugs comes in with the official news story. A bank robbery in a north Dallas suburb has turned into a chase. A hold up at a bank in down town Richardson. Police arrived and a brief gun battle took place. A high speed chase to Plano ensued. Pugs thinks this sounds just like a movie and Kelly says that she just missed it.

Steve Noviela joins the show and tells us that he's sick too. Pugs received an E-mail from Steve. It seems to be about the purse situation and Kelly says that you can use the same purse day after day. Pugs thinks that you need a Friday night sluttin' purse complete with secret pocket for your condoms and a place for your birth control. Steve's e-mail says that he knows they're probably booked for today. Pugs and Kelly laugh about that and Kelly reminds him that the Barry AMnilow concert cancellation. Pugs says that he was looking forward to it and had stockpiled four tickets. Kelly tells him that two of those was suppose to be his and Pugs didn't think Kelly would use them so he kept them for himself. The pitch is "get a different designer purse for every day of the week". The e-mail names a lot of designer purses but I fear that if I actually listen, my gay level will raise too high. Pugs says that a really cool trick he learned is to know all the details of designer purses. Kelly tells him no. Pugs was on an elevator with Emil and a "Ferrari of women" entered. Emil tells her that she must think she's special because he has been trying to a get a purse like that and got put into a 6 month waiting list. She started talking to him about how hard it was to get her purse. Pugs tells us that by the time the elevator was opening she was willing to have a drink with him. Kelly wants a new purse but it's pricey and she needs a new couch. Pugs complains about stuff for women being so much more expensive and Kelly tells him that's why guys pay for dates. Pugs and Steve can't imagine paying more than 25 dollars for a wallet but Steve points out that guys pay big cash for car accessories, stereos, and TVs. Kelly reveals that she needs a new TV and that's another reason why she can't have the coach purse. Steve informs her that if she watches his segment tonight then she'll learn how she can afford the couch, the TV, and the coach purse. Steve teaches us that a new service allows you to rent designer purses. The website was started by two brother in-laws who had wives that were dropping several thousands of dollars. Steve compares it to renting a movie. Steve adds that you can buy these "previously enjoyed" handbags at a great discounted price too. Steve explains that the bags show up in three working days with a returned postage. Kelly knows she'll lose the postage and explains that she can't rent from blockbuster because she racks up late fees in a big way. Pugs rented a movie from Hollywood and his roommate has a collection agency on him now. Pugs found the movie sitting on his TV and reveals that he rented it about 6 months ago. Pugs points out that the movie wasn't even that good and complains that he has to pay 60 bucks on it. Pugs wonders if this whole bag renting thing is really ghetto and at the height of poserdom. Pugs reminds us that the reason why these purses are expensive is because designers don't want regular people to own them. Steve reminds Pugs of the leasing commercials that he does all the time. Steve points out that you pay for the part of the purse you're going to use just like you use the part of the Porsche that you use. Kelly wouldn't mind a guy buying her a membership to this site instead of an actual designer purse as long as he did al the work too because she's very lazy. Kelly points out that if she paid for it with her visa and had a ton of payments, it wouldn't really belong to her either.

Somehow, Steve just happens to bring up how he just won a local Emmy. Steve says that they didn't let people make speeches and Kelly reveals that is the same reason why they don't attend those events. Pugs congratulates Steve on his local Emmy and assures him that maybe one day he'll be good enough to win a real Emmy.

Steve points out that the news agencies are salivating at this bank robbery story because it's the first week of November sweeps. They go to Fox 4's coverage of the bank robbery. Steve wonders if anybody ever gets away from a police chase once the helicopters are up and Pugs agrees that it's ridiculous. Kelly points out that they didn't find these guys yet and Pugs assures her that they'll catch them.

A shady sounding caller calls in and asks if walking around with a rented designer hand bag would bring unwanted attention from muggers. Kelly tells him that you don't have to worry about muggers in Dallas and the caller warns her that people on lower Greenville get mugged all the time. ... no way, he's making that up... psh... unreal.... Steve says that if you have to pay because the bag was stolen it's still cheaper than getting it at the store. Michelle calls in to say that she was a member of this site and there were a lot of stains on the purses she rented. She thinks you're better off just getting a knock off. Steve warns that there are several different websites that have this service and the one they are referring to is top notch. Pugs tells all the men out there to learn about purses.

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Brad Sham is "fixin' to join the show but the phones are busy at Valley ranch. Sybil tells us that he's not scheduled until another 12 minutes and Kelly teaches us that he's big on keeping his schedule because he's a responsible journalist.

Pugs fills time by talking about what he teased earlier. There were a couple of empty seats at the end of the table and "lady friend" and her friend filled it out. Pugs doesn't like for there to be empty seats so Pugs suggested that they go join in. Pugs reveals that Kelly and Sybil were begging him to let "lady friend" do the speed dating and Pugs wonders if they think that he wouldn't let somebody that he's dating to not be involved with a show event. Kelly reminds Pugs that they actually know Pugs. Pugs complains about all the douches that were trying to be suave and reveals that it was driving him insane. Pugs thought it was a good idea at the time and then he started seeing all the "North Dallas smoothies" lining up to talk. Pugs imitates Brad.. 'Hi my name is Brad... do you mind if I use this chair next to me for my penis because it's so huge"... Pugs assures us that they were saying things like that and Kelly reminds him that he was only hearing that in his head. Kelly brings up how Pugs was sitting at the opposite bar than they normall do by himself. Pugs reveals that he was staring lasers at her and the guys she was talking to and Kelly brings up how creepy he seemed. She teaches Pugs that when he doesn't wear a cap he's quite imposing on account of his big bald head. Pugs was bothered when she asked him wear he was because that means she didn't give him any thought at all. He tells us that he was in her plain sight. Kelly tells him that he lives for that type of drama. Pugs admits that he likes to create these problems when they don't exist especially when things are going well. Pugs complains that when Eric told everyone to rotate... these guys weren't rotating fast enough. Eric knew that Pugs was steaming when Lady Friend was talking to two particular "smootheis" so he kept it going for an extra minute. Pugs got behind his neck and uttered "you better call rotate". The guy was trying to write his number down for her and Pugs yelled at him because that's a foul an not allowed in speed dating. Lady Friend and the guy were ignoring him. Kelly tells Pugs that it's not against the rules. After the speed dating, some smoothie guy walks up to Lady Friend and motioned that she should sit down. Pugs imitates him again "hey, you're not going anywhere... you and I are going to spend some quality time together because check me out, I'm fantastic." Kelly reminds him that Lady friend is annoyed by that type of attitude. Pugs watched this guy for the rest of the night because he didn't like that type of attitude. he says that he was like 50 and trying to be hip at Duke's. Eric tells him that the guy was 30 and Pugs says that he was probably 65. Pugs told James, who was recording his speed dating experiernce, to just lay into Lady Friend and say anything. Kelly is shocked that Pugs gave James, of all people, the green light to say anything. Pugs wanted to see how far Lady Friend could be pushed.

Brad Sham joins the show and Kelly turns on her flirty voice. Brad tells Pugs that fifty isn't a bad age and Pugs assures him that the smoothie was 70 if he was a day. Brad brings up how Kelly is beat him last week and thinks that maybe she's pulling one on everybody. He suggests that she's putting more thought into her picks than she wants us to believe. Pugs brings up how Brad has been having a bad season and Brad points out that the Cowboys have been having a bad year too.

See the picks in the "pratical picks" section of the website.

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Kelly has received an E-mail from John at drinklocal.com . He works in Plano and he's been told to not leave his building. He's very hungry though and he's thinking about making a break for it.

We break in with more news on the robbery. Three men are at-large and several vehicles have been damaged. Polices are trying to figure out if two car jackings that took place shortly after the hold-up are related to the incident.

Breaking News from Pugs and Kelly's homeland, Iceland. Kelly points out how cold it looks there and teaches us that it is in fact cold. Pugs and Kelly miss their Icelandic friends. Pugs wants to go back because he thinks those people miss him. Kelly thought it was cool how she mentioned her Iceland trip to Mark Cuban.

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. Despite rumors, Arafat is still alive but he's in a coma. He's brain dead but he's on life support. He's in France.
Pugs thinks the hospitals in Palestine are dusty. He wonders if he'd allow a Jewish doctor to work on him and believes that he wouldn't. Pugs reminds us that Arafat is an anti-Semite and Kelly points out that if you speak outwardly about wanting to drive an entire group of people from the earth then you might be a bigot. Pugs thinks it must suck to be Arafat because all the best doctors are Jewish guys. Pugs thinks there are a few good things about being Arafat. He thinks about it and points out that you wouldn't have to change outfits that much. That's it.

2. John Edwards' wife were diagnosed with breast cancer the same day that Kerry and Edwards conceded the presidency.
Pugs thinks that's a bad day for the Edwards.Kelly points out that Elizabeth Edwards has a pretty big rack and comments on how much harder it is to find lumps in breast when boobs are bigger. Kelly thinks that if she noticed it then it must be pretty big.

John calls in to say that Arafat is married to a Jew.

3. The Dallas Mavericks beat the New Orleans Hornets last night.
Pugs doesn't think that's true and Kelly assures him that the Mavericks really did win last night. Pugs clarifies that he means the last caller's comments. He admits that crazier things have happened but he's fairly certain that Arafat wouldn't marry somebody that isn't Muslim.

4. Julia Roberts is furious that Catherine Zeta-Jones is getting top billing over her for "Ocean's 12".
Pugs points out that the Julia Roberts' character wasn't that big of a character in the first movie. Kelly and Pugs agree that Julia Roberts has a lot more star power though.

5. Elton John is going to become a married man. He's going to marry his long time companion. He's also going to be doing a new show about a badly behaved aging diva rock star. He claims that it's not about him. It's about MIck Jagger, Rod Stewart, and Freddy Mercury.

6. SNL is holding auditions and it's going to be a presented as a reality TV show.
Pugs thinks that's a great idea for a show. Pugs brings up the skits that the SNL crew think is really funny but they're unsure that everyone else will think it's funny so they bury it at the end. Kelly brings up the "living it up on the Barry Gibb Talk Show". Pugs and Kelly reenact it and giggle.

7. Freddy Prinze Jr will be starring in a TV show about a Puerto Rican guy raised in a house by several women.
Kelly wants to fast forward a couple of years when he puts a shotgun to his head. She then apologizes because that was bad.

8. P. Diddy wants to be the Black James Bond and he wants Angelina Jolie to be his sexy side kick.
Kelly doesn't want to put him in a movie where he would be acting for a long time. Pugs thinks that James Bond should go away but thinks that P. Diddy would be a bad Bond. He suggest Denzel Washington to be James Bond over P. Diddy. Kelly can see him not showing up to shoot when he's suppose to do.

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Pugs brings up the pictures of Speed Dating from the night before and brings up that there is a picture of a "North Dallas smoothie". Pugs doesn't think that he went to work in that outfit because that's not a corporate shirt and tie combo. He thinks that's way too flamboyant for the workplace.

It's time for Master-piece of Ass theatre with Mr. Skin.

Mr. Skin says that his baby is doing well and it just reached 6 months old. Pugs wants Skin to come do dinner with them when they go home for Thanksgiving and Skin tells him that he'll be in Detroit. Skin wants to meet up though and Pugs tells him that he would love for Skin to buy him dinner.

Alfie opens tomorrow and it stars Jude Law. It's a remake of a Michael Caine movie. There is nudity. They were able to get the shots on Mr. Skin.

Skin informs Pugs and Kelly that there is no nudity in The Incredibles.

There is a horror movie out on DVD called "
Happy Birthday to Me" starring a chick from Little House on the Prairie. The older blonde sister that went blind. She's not naked in it but she gets down to her underwear. Pugs and Skin agree that she was the hot one on Little House on the Prairie. Melissa Gilbert did a movie called "Sylvester" you get to see her "little houses". Kelly wonders if we've ever seen her prairie and Pugs complains that Kelly beat him to it.

In this new DVD release "Renegade" Juliet Lewis is skinny dipping. Skin says that the camera goes right up and Kelly informs us that she can see her bladder.

Skin has been getting tons of E-mail about Desperate Housewives. 4 out of the 5 women have done nudity. Teri Hatcher did a movie called "Cool Surface" and she's naked in 4 times in the first 45 minutes. Felicity Huffman was in a mini-series called "Out of Order" where she was naked. Marsha Croft was naked in "female perversion". Nicollete Sheridan, the car washing car chick, did a movie called "Raw Nerve" before she got her work done.

Mike calls in and tells Skin about the Carrie Fischer nip slip in Star Wars. Skin says that he can't find it but if he could send him an e-mail with it. Mike brings up the scene in Return of the Jedi where they're escaping from Hutt. He dorks it up though.

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Pugs reads a story from the Dallas Morning news. Officials are unsure how a porn tape got into a VCR at a South Lake elementary school. Kelly is willing to believe that somebody put it there. Pugs lets us know that South Lake is a nice area and a damn fine school system. Johnson elementary third graders accidentally saw a few brief moments of a porno while attempting to watch a video on the three branches of government. Kelly wonders why you wouldn't check the tape's title. Pugs reads that in this particular type of VCR, it automatically plays after insertion... "rim shot".... A letter was sent hom explaining what had happened and that they couldn't figure out how it got there. Kelly thinks that it must suck that those kids had to watch a tape on government. Pugs remembers the first time he saw porn and tells us that he was disgusted by it. He talks about how his Filipino friend's father had the freakiest Filipino porn. Pugs thought it was really disturbing and says that it looked like it hurt. Pugs lets us know that somebody was masturbating in the school. He imagines a janitor in an A/V room and Eric thinks of a slimy male gym teacher. Pugs knows this isn't some kid doing this because it's a grade school. Pugs suggests an over night cleaning crew. Eric thinks Pugs are underestimating the kids and Pugs points out that this is a good area... yes, because people that are well off never masturbate to porno. Kelly reminds Pugs that Littleton was a good area too. Pugs informs us that a student said that the movie had a woman kissing a man's potty... how disgusting, German scat porn.... Eric wonders if they can dust it for grown up or child prints and Kelly says that they don't do that. Pugs points out that they do that on CSI and Kelly assures him that when people break into your home they never check for prints. Victor calls in and thinks that you run background checks on everybody that has access to the auditorium. Kelly reminds us that they run back ground checks before you get a job with the school. Eric reveals that he was in the 4th grade the first time he had his hands down a girl's pants. Kelly wonders if Eric knew what he was doing and Eric says that he didn't but he'd seen porn.

my recording screws up around this time.

sorry but I know there was only like 10 minutes of show left.

Paco here, here is the blog for Wednesday.

Segment 1 (11:21-12:19)

Kelly is tired, after staying up late for the election. Pugs didn't stay up that late. Pugs blames the election on young people not voting. He thinks they were too busy playing X-Box. Pugs really doesn't care either way now. Kelly thinks Bush is going to go "all Jesus" on us, but Pugs thinks he may go mainstream. Kurt calls in to tell Pugs he shouldn't have an opinion because he didn't vote. Pugs says you shouldn't throw around stupid phrases like that, since your vote doesn't matter here. Pugs says he wouldn't wait an hour in line to vote if his mother was running for President. Russ calls in and says now that Bush is in again, the air is going to get dirtier from the Clean Skies iniative and Roe v. Wade might get overturned. Pugs doesn't care, he says if Roe v. Wade gets overturned, then you can just go to Mexico and get an abortion. Pugs wonders what was up with the freaky-looking Eddie Munster guy that Jenna Bush was with. The next guy calls in and says we'll survive the next 4 years so in 2008 Rudy Guiliani can be the president. Pugs thinks that he'll never win. Mike calls in and asks why they're complaining. He keeps interrupting Pugs and Kelly, so Pugs puts him on hold. Chris calls in and talks about the Redskins winning/losing the week before the election. Pugs doesn't believe in that, or in the curse in Boston. Sheryl calls in and asks how Kelly's brother is taking it. Kelly thinks they should call him again. Pugs wants all the hardcore anti-Bush people to lighten up and accept that he won. Kelly was talking to Will the Blogger last night, and he said Kerry has to win because he only backs winners. He couldn't believe he picked a loser, and Kelly told him "Welcome to my world". Pugs thought Larry King was funny on Wolf Blitzer's panel on CNN, since it was obvious nobody wanted him there. Anthony calls in and says in 2008 it's going to be Rudy Guiliani versus Hillary Clinton. Pugs doesn't think that'll ever happen. Kelly doesn't think Hillary Clinton would get elected. Pugs wonders who'd get elected first, a black man or a woman? Kelly and Eric both think it's the black man. Eric thinks Barrak Obama will be the first black president. Jamey calls in and thinks that since this is Bush's last term in office, he'll just screw things up, but Pugs thinks that's dumb. Lazarus calls in and says he was watching the election at Wizard's, and it was very pro-Republican, and then Barrak Obama came on and people said they liked him and would vote for him. Someone calls in and says the Eddie Munster looking guy with Jenna Bush is her cousin Sam. Jeff calls in and wonders if Pugs would vote for a woman president. Pugs said he would, he was raised by women. Jeff thinks a woman would be emotionally unstable at least once a month, but Kelly reminds us of menopause. Eric thinks a woman president would be a ballbuster. Anthony calls in, and thought Iraq and terrorism would be a major issue, but he was suprised that it was moral issues. Kelly doesn't want to see a Christian agenda pushed, even though she considers herself a Christian. Bill calls in, and claims to be Pete Sessions' son, but Sybil hasn't verified it yet. Sybil say that Pete Session's son is only 14. Pugs keeps asking him questions, but he dodges them all and eventually Pugs hangs up. Carla calls in and says she doesn't think a woman will ever be elected president as long as we have to deal with Middle Eastern countries since they think of women as lower then dirt. Kelly thinks Carla is anti-women. Valerie calls in and thinks a woman president would be great, but she's been listening to the radio and all the men are crying over a female sheriff getting elected. Marcy calls in and says the sheriff, Lupe Valdez, is a lesbian. Pugs can't verify it, but he just assumes all female cops are lesbians. Steve calls in and says Lupe Valdez isn't qualified for the job, but Pugs says she got more votes, so that qualifies her. Pugs and Kelly wonder what the hell it is a sheriff does. Pugs wonders when they're going to finally take a break or if they're running commercial free today. Eric says he's been signalling to him to take a break. So what do they do? They take more calls. Jimmy calls in and says that Pugs is just as ugly as the Eddie Munster looking guy and he shouldn't be badmouthing how he looks. Monica calls in and says that when Bush takes away black peoples votes and makes them all slaves again, if Pugs or Kelly would own her. Kelly offers her tickets to see Barry Manilow. And it's time for Pugs and Kelly to do whatever dumb Live 1053 promotion of the week where they give out a clue. The "Royalty Clue of the Week" is Buckingham Palace.

Segment 2 (12:41-12:54)

Kelly's brother Kevin calls in. Pugs wonders if he's angry or beaten. Based on his voice, Pugs says he's beaten. Kevin sat there and watched the Midwest states turn red, and was mad because those are the people Kerry wanted to help. Pugs thinks Kerry was a tool. Pugs blames John Edwards, since he did nothing for the campaign. Kevin thinks we've got a monarchy now. Pugs doesn't care about any of the issues since they don't affect him, so it doesn't matter who's in the White House. Pugs realizes he's a Republican. Kevin had no idea so many people in Mississippi and Alabama made over $200,000 a year. Someone calls in and blames the gays for Kerry losing. Pugs and Kevin coin the phrase "Me"-publicans. Kevin really likes the Barrack O'Bama guy. Kevin tells Will the Blogger to get his blog updated. Pugs says he doesn't want to get another angry call from his mom, but then remembers he doesn't care, since he's a "Me"-publican now.

Segment 3 (1:05-1:35)

Pugs thinks Barbara Bush looks hot in the picture in the newspaper. Kelly thinks Jenna has the potential to be a "Target mom". Pugs wonders if the HW's Barbara was ever hot. He thinks she had to be, since he had the pick of the litter when he was younger. Pugs wonders how long she's had the old lady haircut. Pugs think it'll be funny when Kelly gets the old lady hair cut. Kelly doesn't think she'll ever get it. She doesn't think she'll ever go grey either, as long as there's Clairol. Eric finds some pictures of Barbara Bush. After looking at them, they move on to Kerry, who's speaking. Then Pugs realizes he doesn't care, and moves on to Sybil's news.

There will be a new stadium in Arlington. Pugs likes that, as a "Me"-publican he thinks the Cowboys need a stadium and doesn't care if the people in Arlington pay for it, as long as he doesn't have to.

50 Cent, Ludacris, and Paris Hilton told people to vote, but then it turned out none of them did. Pugs thinks Paris Hilton is the poster child for "Me"-publicans.

Kevin Fedarline told his ex-girlfriend that Brittney Spears is pregnant on the phone.

Leslie calls in and wonders whether blacks can be "Me"-publicans. Pugs says she's one of the good ones, so she can be in.

Segment 4 (1:50-1:59)

Pugs decides the enemy of the "Me"-publicans are the "Them"-ocrats. And we continue on with Sybil's news.

Former Raiders kicker Cole Ford was arrested for doing a drive-by on Siegfried and Roy's house.

Ashlee Simpson's drummer is taking the fall for the debacle that happened, since he's responsible for the backing tracks.

Segment 5 (2:07-2:19)

Phillip e-mails Pugs about the "Me"-publicans and thinks Terrel Owens and Leon from the Budweiser commercials should be the first canidates. Pugs is against gay marriage as a "Me"-publican because it seems like the people who are getting things done in this country are against it, and he's not gay, so it doesn't affect him. It's 2:15, so they do the Royalty Clue of the Week contest. Betsy calls in and wins with the answer "Buckingham Palace".

Segment 6 (2:32-2:42)

Pugs is picking his girlfriend up on the way home, since she works down the street. He needs to get someone to drop her back off at her car later tonight. He's hoping she'll run into a friend at Duke's tonight, hopefully of the female persuasion. Pugs and Kelly go into "The Institute for Human Growth and Development". Some guy made an ultimatum with his girlfriend, whom he has kids with. She's cheated on him in the past, and they haven't had a date night together in almost a year, and after she told him she was going out by herself on Thursday, he told her if she does that, they're through.

Segment 7 (2:47-2:55)

Pugs and Kelly continue the "Human Growth and Development" segment. Pugs thinks this chick is through with this guy, and she's stringing him along because it's convient. The first caller thinks he needs to get rid of her. Pugs and Kelly do a reinactment of the situation, with Kelly as the guy and Pugs as the girl. The reinactment doesn't last long, because Pugs doesn't know how to defend her. They both agree the guy is in the right and she is in the wrong. Pugs thinks she's all about herself, which would make her a good "Me"-publican. And that's it. Go to Speed Dating tonight at Duke's.

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Kelly accuses Pugs of being in a weird mood and Pugs is outraged that she would think that he's in a weird mood. Pugs explains that just cause Kelly is in a good mood doesn't mean that he should be in a good mood. He thinks that the good mood that he may have been in might be stomped on because Kelly is now trying to force her good mood upon him. Kelly has learned that nobody is allowed to be depressed for any reason at any time. She explains that everyone tries to push anti-depressants. Pugs reminds us that if you never feel bad then you'll never know when it's good.

Pugs and Kelly hosted a Halloween party at the Down Under Pub and Grub and you can view the pictures. Pugs and Kelly had a good time. Pugs says that it was a little crowded and admits that he gets a bit grumpy in crowds. Kelly points out that Pugs is pushing negative vibes again. Pugs explains that the problem with parties that are a raging success is that he get angry when he can't sit where he wants. Pugs thinks that the best costume was the guy that dressed as Rick Solomon but they couldn't give him the prize because nobody agreed.

Pugs and Kelly are happy that Halloween is over. Everyone is excited about the election but Kelly knows that when Wednesday comes, she'll be crushed. Pugs thinks that it's going to be a very tired show on Wednesday because everyone is going to be up watching the election coverage. Pugs imagines that everyone is going to be watching 8 hours of TV but only get 15 minutes of information. Kelly isn't sure where she is suppose to vote. Pugs teaches us that the urban legend that President Bush never left the country until he was President is untrue. He reveals that the President visited China with his father. Kelly thinks that he was probably grounded.

It's time for the Pugs and Kelly Institute for Human Growth and Development. They've received an e-mail from Kelly... not Kelly Kelly, a different Kelly. On Friday, Kelly was driving in Mesquite. A middle school was letting out. She was forced to stop because a group of about 30 kids were stomping one of the kids on the ground. She got out of her car to play hero and expected the men behind her to get out of their cars and help her. They didn't. They yelled at her for holding up traffic. She points out that she is only 5'1''. She thinks that these men should be ashamed.

Kelly Kelly gives her credit for breaking up the fight. Pugs wonders what this one kid did to anger the rest of the kids. Kelly doesn't think that she would help out and Pugs thinks that E-mailer Kelly is crazy. He imagines that these kids were taller than her. Kelly thinks that once she got involved then the guys should have gotten involved. Pugs thinks that women operate in a fantasy world and men operate in a reality world. Pugs suggests that maybe this was a gang initiation. Eric says that he's been involved in and been a victim of many beat downs. Kelly reminds us that Eric use to get beat up by black chicks in school. Eric says that he never really did anything and Pugs points out that Eric is irritating. He can't imagine how irritating he was in high school. Eric wouldn't break up the beat down because he knows he'd get beat down.

Joe calls in and suggest that maybe this E-mailer Kelly hasn't gotten a punch in the nose. Cody gets on the mic to inform us that the part of Mesquite that this beat down was taking place is mostly black and Hispanic. Pugs says that he wouldn't get involved in a black/Hispanic war. He points out that they're angry over what the white man has done to them over the past few centuries. Scott calls in to say that he couldn't live with himself watching a little bitty lady getting beaten down. Pugs thinks that she could have called the police and Scott reminds us that the response time of the police might not be good enough for the kid. Charlegne calls in and says that she was beaten down in middle school. There were some kids that were smoking and she walked across the street to get away. The kids took offense to this and jumped her. She lets us know that the only thing protecting us was her clarinet case. Pugs laughs because she got beat up for being a band geek. Mark calls in and says that any real man would have jumped in there and broke it up. Pugs asks him what would he do if he got his ass beat and Mark assures us that he's gotten into it with 15 guys before. Pugs calls him a real man. A guy calls in and says that he grew up in San Diego so he's seen a lot of this. Kelly points out that the mean streets of San Diego are rough. It has all those beaches and roller blading. The guy says that there are a lot of Mexican, black, and Asian gangs in San Diego. Kelly points out that it was also voted one of the nicest places to live. Stuart calls in and says that he's sitting in a battering ram. He suggests you drive in and drive out... have a nice day.

Eric brings up the under-cover cops at a football game that got beat up by a gang of 50 people. He can't remember which school..... It was Everman. It's about a mile down the road from me. My mother went there for a bit. I've heard from other cops that it was anywhere between 50-100 cops. This sort of violence has been going on forever where I live. From the 1998/1999 somewhere in there... my Freshman year at Crowley high school to the beat downs I saw while walking home from Meadow Creek elementary to the 20 on 3 beat downs at North Crowley high school parties, I've seen this stuff take place all the time. Having been stabbed myself several times, known people that have been stabbed, shot, and run down... you learn to mind your business, the cops never show up until it's too late, and hopefully nobody gets killed. I think I should move. This neighborhood is getting worse.

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We're back with more gang beat down talk. A couple of guys e-mails the show and said that these kids were probably from Bryan Adams high school which means they were probably gang members. Kelly didn't know that the guy that wrote summer of 69 had a school named after him. She didn't know that you can name schools after Canadians. Norm's E-mail clarifies that it's Dallas not Mesquite so that there is no reason to call the cops.... on account of it being Dallas. Bob E-mails the show and reminds us that a certain mid day talk personality getting out of a car at a gas station to break up a scene. Pugs reminds us that in that situation that he only thought about getting involved. A guy makes the tie in to 9/11 and terrorist... Kelly wonders if the terrorists wear matching outfits so that she can sort them out. They agree that anybody in a trucker hat, can't be trusted. He continues by asking if 9/11 made you want to go beat up Iraqis. Pugs asks Kelly if she wanted to beat up Iraqis and Kelly says no. She reminds us that the terrorist weren't from Iraq and Pugs says that they were all Saudi Arabian. Kelly wonders if Iraqis want to beat up Canadians because they're almost Americans. Pugs warns Mexico that they probably think of them as the same. Kelly thinks that it's worse for the Mexicans because they're all trying to get here.

Joe calls in and says that most people don't get involved anymore and that's a problem. He says that he would have gotten out of his car and beat up the kids. Pugs says that it doesn't matter how bad you are 14 gang bangers will stomp your ass. Kelly reminds us that most people aren't ass kickers and she wonders if Joe would have those non-ass-kicking types try something. Some douche bag calls in and asks Pugs and Kelly what they're doing. Kelly tells him that they're doing a radio show and asks him what he's doing and he says that he's sitting in the parking lot of the grocery store that he works at.... Ok thanks for calling. A guy calls in and says that he probably couldn't even take on 14 squirrels.... where did this 14 number come from? The e-mail said 30. This is a reminder that the Pugs and Kelly show aren't good at math....The calls says that he would still get out and help. He knows that he might end up in intensive care or getting sued but it's a risk he has to take. Kelly says that if she has kids in her car then she has to protect her own children first. Pugs reminds us that teenagers don't go to jail for anything. He points out that all juvi does is give them more street credit. A guy calls in and brings up Dazed and Confused... Alright.

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OK, I'm voting for the first time tomorrow so I need to try to sleep... otherwise I might sleep when I'm suppose to vote. My full plate is interfering with my work here. I'm sorry. As to why there was a lack of blogs from last week, the blogger site agent crap thing wasn't cooperating. My apologies. It seems to be up and running now. It's just running at a snails pace. I'm looking for a Thursday blogger... I just picked up a major big super cool secret Thursday project and I'll be unable to do Thursday's show now. If you're interested E-mail me at will@pugsandkellylive.com ....


Now, you people should go vote tomorrow. You should vote for who I'm voting for.

Ok. I'm sitting here waiting for this blogger thing to load up. It's been 30 minutes. The anger is boiling.

and geez, somebody is snoring really loud.