Pugs and Kelly are getting bad reverb. Kelly talks about the technical difficulties with the website and she also had computer problems last night. Kelly says that since they're not going to be in studio this week, her home computer is very important. She doesn't want to go to the library to check her e-mail. Pugs wonders if you can do that and she tells him that's how the homeless people check their porn. PUgs tells her that you can go to kinkos and use the computers there. He explains to her that they have 20 internets in the back and you just give them your credit card. Kelly wonders why you have to go to a library when you can go to borders for free. Pugs and Kelly are broadcasting from bellbottoms in North Richland Hills for day two of the five city food drive.... Pugs and Kelly need to take a break to fix something.

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Kelly is wearing the five city food drive t-shirt with her name on it and she had to go through the drive-thru at starbucks to avoid being seen in it. Pugs tells us that they moved the Tony Casillas segment to today because they had it scheduled before the game took place. Pugs thinks that Tarrant county is going to stomp Dallas in the food drive. Pugs doesn't think that North Dallas Smoothies care about anything but their big fancy cars and their frosted tips. Kelly tells everybody their options for entering heaven. People can either bring food now or have a homeless person over for thanksgiving. Sybil almost fell out of her chair but assures us it's OK because she got to watch the cowboys last night.

Pugs tells us that he left the appearance at 10 o' clock and didn't want to hear or see anything that had to do with the game. He tells us that the cowboys were still competitive until 8 minutes into the 3rd. Pugs points out that they said Nate Newton was at the game along with all the other old cowboys. Kelly wonders how he got out and Pugs thinks that maybe John Madden confused some other old black big giant cowboy for Nate Newton. They run through un-screen calls because the hatchet has destroyed the staff. The first call has some douche bag that didn't turn down his radio. Vanessa calls in... long pause... whispers.. something about Tivo.... they ask her to start over. Vanessa says hello... and hello... and hello.... she then tells us that she heard a personality at a different station say that he was sitting with Nate at the game. Pugs wonders who and Vanessa tells her that she won't say. Pugs is confused because they should be concerned if she said a different name but they're inviting her to say it. Vanessa says that she won't say but tells us that it's a K104 morning producer. Pugs wonders if it's Steve Harvey over there in the morning and Sybil tells him that she thinks it's Skip Murphy. Pugs wonders why everything is covert with Vanessa and it reminds him of himself as he tries to sneak from a jack shack. A guy calls in to say that his brother was in jail with Nate Newton. He went and saw his brother last month and Nate was still there eating lunch. Kelly doesn't think that Nate would be a cell mate. He tells us that Deion Sanders visited Nate in prison. Pugs doesn't understand how somebody could get busted with a U-haul filled with weed and only get two years. Pugs points out that Troy Aikman was at the game and he has a hot wife. Kelly is shocked that Troy Aikman would have a hot wife.

Kelly points out that Nate Newton doesn't have to prove he's tough in prison. She teaches us that according to Oz, proving your tough is the point of a gang rape. Pugs thinks that if Nate wanted to have sex with you, you'd be in a lot of trouble. Kelly doesn't think that he would because he can't have his gay rape in jail attached to his name. Pugs wonders if it's just a fact that if you go to prison, you get raped. Pugs always wants to ask people that have been in prison if they've been raped. Pugs asks Eric if he thinks it's like a roman orgy in prison and Eric says that he imagines that it's like that. Kelly learned that they use kool-aid to make make-up for the bitches on Oz. Nate calls in to say that an employee of his got arrested for transporting 100 pounds of weed across state lines on a grey hound and he only got 6 months. He also tells us that the cops took all the clothes that he boughten and Kelly wonders where he boughten the clothes. Pugs says that he doesn't want to get his ass kicked every day either and Kelly tells Pugs that they shouldn't go to prison. Pugs decides that if he would take a raping over an everyday ass kicking. He think he should just lay back and take it. Kelly points out that it's only going to make the rapist want more and Pugs admits that he is a very caring lover. A woman calls in to say that her uncle killed his girlfriend last year in North Richland Hills with a coat hanger. Pugs and Kelly point out that he's a local boy. The woman says that the first time he was in prison at 18, they pulled a train on him. She starts to say that they would stick a lot of things in him and she gets dumped and dropped. Lawrence calls in to say that he did 4 years in several places in Texas and said that he never saw anything. Pugs thinks that Lawrence had atrocities in jail and is living the rest of his life. Lawrence assures us that nothing happened but admits that there were prison bitches. Kelly points out that people get forced into the bitch role. Pugs reminds us that people that say that you queer off because you won't have a woman for two years are crazy. He points out that ugly guys go years without a woman. Lawrence tells us that you can have smut in prison but no cigarettes. Pugs is upset because he fantasizes that cigarettes are the currency in prison. Dan calls in to say that two of his buddies were in and they told him that the first couple of days you have to fight. He teaches us that people want to see what you're made of and Kelly can picture herself throwing down with Martha Stewart. Pugs can see himself walking from processing to his cell and having his prison pants cut into hot pants. His top would be turned into a bitch tie. He says he won't fight it. Kelly points out that Pugs would be a girlfriend and nobody would even ask. Kelly thinks that Scott Peterson will bring top dollar in the bitch market. Pugs says that if he got beat he'd probably get raped so he'd rather just cut out the ass beating and get to the... ass beating. Aaron calls in to say that it's pointless to fight so he'd rather just take it. Robert calls in to say that nobody gets raped and he only fought once over some food. Tim calls in to say that he's seen Pugs in person and he's a big guy. He doesn't understand why Pugs would give in. Pugs says that he's soft and there would be no way he'd be able to stand up for himself in prison. Tim says that he has to be a man about it and Pugs says that he doesn't have to be a man about his homosexuality. Pugs doesn't want a busted lip and Tim warns him that they'll be painting him with skittles for make-up. Kelly gives Pugs a tip on how to be the BPOCB (Big Prisoner on Cell Block). She thinks that Pugs needs to start a very highly competitive Trivial Pursuit game and organize a trivial pursuit group. This would make Pugs a vital member in his cell block. Pugs likes that idea because then he could lead his troop to the inmate trivial pursuit national championship. Kelly thinks it would be like "the Longest Yard" but with trivial pursuit.

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Kelly thinks that Chris, owner of Bell Bottoms, is looking good and Pugs thinks that his frosted tips would go over well in the joint.

Pugs wonders if Kelly is watching the "growing up Gotti" show on A&E and Kelly says that she's not watching it regularly. Sybil says that she still watches it for the most part. Pugs explains that the show follows around Victoria Gotti, the daughter of John Gotti the former head of the Gambino crime family. She has these horrible-unruly sons and Kelly calls them dicks. Pugs thinks that they have a genetic predisposition to crime. Kelly says that she has some maternal instinct that shine through but she's not above capitilizing on the criminal aspect of her family. Pugs points out that she enjoys the spoils and Kelly adds in that she periodically adds a "do you know who I am?" to get certain things.... see Mrs. Soprano for example... George calls in to say that he was watching the show and she got set up on a blind date. The guy started asking why her kids were so spoiled and seh got mad. He also asked if the kids were the only ones that were spoiled. Pugs doesn't think that if you should go with cocky if you were on a date with Victoria Gotti.

Pugs reads the story... Victoria Gotti's sons.. Carmine (18) and John (17) took a beating at a mall. Kelly thinks that Carmine is a good name for a pizza joint but not a person. Sybil thinks that it sounds girly. The kids were at a mall filming and took a beating after they pinched a 15 year old's ass. The girls brother handed out an ass beating. Pugs wonders if this sounds like a stunt for the show and Kelly says that they were probably showing off for the camera. Pugs calls it reality tv muscle. Pugs doesn't think an 18 year old should be grabbing a 15 year old's ass. The brother and two friends approached the Gotti's and their ten person crew. Kelly reminds us that John Gotti killed the neighbor that accidentally backed over Gotti's son. Back to the story, the brother started kicking the crap out of Carmine. The Gotti's crew were taking cheap shots on him but he didn't care. After he finished with Carmine, he beat the piss out of John. Pugs says that his friends that have sisters that are overprotective. Eric says that he would get enraged if somebody talked about his sister and warns us that he can whoop some ass. Kelly reminds us that Eric use to get beaten up by black girls. Kelly warns all the sisters out there that you have to be careful what you tell your brothers. Thomas calls in to say that this kid is going to get whacked in the future because they humliated the Gottis. Victoria Gotti said the the attack on the sons was an unprovked act cause by pure jealousy. She says that it's unfortunate that boys can't talk out their differences. Pugs would like to rmind sVictoria that if boys could talk out their differences, she would't be living in a ten room mansion. The father of the 17 year old ass kicker says that this is a private matter between their families and he hopes that it gets resolved soon. Pugs would just stay away from the Gottis because he doesn't need the headache. Pugs admires the ass kicker and understands the "not my sister" mentality. Opie calls in to say that the mafia likes no attention and Kelly reminds him that John Gotti liked attention. Pugs reminds us that he was the first guy to put on expensive suits and gave press conferances.... Gotti's don't like attention? They got their own show on A&E for crapsake... Shane calls in to say that John Gotti grew up fighting on the streets and he was always respectful of the women he was around. Pugs says that you'd like to think there is this romaticized honor in the mob but he doesn't think there is anything like that. Pugs wonders where he got this idea of John Gotti being respectful of women and Kelly reminds us that a lot of them abuse their wives. Shane says that you don't see them pinching ass. Pugs says that mob guys play grab ass all the time. Luthor calls in... sounds like a retarded... he says that he met a lot of mob guys in Philadelphia... and he gets dumped. Pugs reminds us that these Gotti kids didn't gorw up like their grand father or their father grew up. These kids are rich kids and didn't have to grow up fighting. They're soft, mouthy, and have a sense of entitlement. Kelly advises us to not allow your kids be friends with the mafia family. Pugs wanrs that you might be involved with organized crime if your father has boxes of cigarettes in the garage and you don't smoke. Kelly warns that if your father is into vending machines and he drives a two seater to work, you might be a mob family. Kelly also says a sign is paying for a lot of things in cash.

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Kelly is all alone on the stage. She explains that they came back and Pugs was gone. Sybil said that she had to go throw up and Kelly advised her to do it in the bathroom. Pugs comes back and wonders how he's suppose to move on because he doesn't know what Kelly went over. Pugs says that if you want Metallica tickets then come to bellbottoms. He says you can grab lunch and drink. He wonders if it's too early to drink and Kelly points out how me and PAco are drinking. Pugs wants to bring a mic into the bathroom to record Sybil throwing up in the bathroom. Kelly wants to know if Pugs thinks that squirrels can kill. Pugs tells her that he isn't scared of squirrels but he had a bad run in with an opposum once. Kelly had some kind of opposum in her lawn and she had to wait in her car until it left. Pugs wonders what the hell is up with opossums and describes them as an armadillo without the cool siding. Kelly warns us that if we have squirrels in our lawns and a fireplace, we can die. An old couple died of carbon monoxide poisoning after a dead squirrel blocked the fumes from escaping. Kelly wonders if Pugs has a carbon monoxide detector in his house and Pugs says that he broke his with a hand weight because it wouldn't stop beeping. Some dude calls in to warn Pugs that it's illegal to break those devices. He tries to get technical and becomes a big drag. Pugs hangs up on him. He reminds us that we're not suppose to cut the tags off our mattress or rob hookers but we all do it anyway. Sybil joins the show and Pugs wonders if she was vomiting. Sybil says that she was and Pugs wonders if she's pregnant. Sybil says that she's not.

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. 102 year old part time janitor died and left 2.3 million dollars to the college that he worked for. He had a dry cleaning company he sold and lived rather frugally. He patches the holes in his pants and turned the collars on his shirts.
Pugs and Kelly don't know what "turning the collars on shirts" mean. Pugs invites people to call in to tell them what that means. Kelly reminds us that janitors should be living frugally so that's not that big a deal. Sybil likes this story because it's a feel good story. Pugs and Kelly point out that somebody brought in a dolly's worth of chili. Rod calls in to say that turning the collar was something they'd when the collar would get frayed. They would detach it from the shirt and flip it around so that the top is the bottom and the bottom is the top. Kelly doesn't imagine that anybody will have to do that anymore thanks to Target. Sybil is also fascinated because the old rich janitor guy had a third grade education. Pugs thinks there is more to this story and wants to know how he got millions.

2. Major Crime in Dallas is down by 4.5 percent but the murder rate is up.
Pugs thinks it sounds like the murderers are more efficient this year.

3. Anna Nicole Smith...
They play the audio from the AMA awards...
Kelly wonders if it's a compliment to have her call you a genius. She compares it to a retarded person telling you really smart.
Anna Nicole Smith fell onto the gift table at the AMAs with a maniacal grin. After she introduced Kanye West, she staggered around and had to be helped by two body guards. Her attorney Howard K. Stern said that he behavior was because she has bad eye sight. He explains that she couldn't see the tele-prompter.
Pugs wonders if Howard K. Stern has any self-respect and calls him a parasite. Kelly thinks you can say the same thing about the Osbournes. Kelly thinks that Pugs should thank Dr. Boothe for not only helping his eye sight, but for helping him not slur his words anymore.

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4. The Vibe Awards were on Monday. A fight broke out in the front row while Dr. Dre was being honored with a life time achievement award. Dr. Dre got involved and somebody ended up getting stabbed. Chairs were being thrown and the cops had to restrain everybody.
Pugs wonders if something happens at every hip hop awards.

5. The real Gilligan's Island is being casted... as the professor, a NYU professor, a skipper is a skipper on the side, The Gilligan is a 20 year old college guy that works at a marina... Pugs thinks they should get a retarded guy... The Gilligan says that he's been preparing for this role all his life. Kelly wonders if that means he's been wearing a lot of red shirts and white hats. The Ginger will be Rachel Hunter. Pugs and Kelly are confused with the concept of the show and Sybil explains that the cast always will work together to try to get off the island. They will have various contest and will also relive scenes from the show. Pugs wonders if the globe trotters are going to show up. Pugs and Kelly wonder why the people that would come to the island and then leave, wouldn't send anybody else. Kelly doesn't think they'll cast any Cubans because the Cubans are good at getting off of islands.

6. Russell Crowe drove a little boy to the hospital after he was bit by a snake. The boy's life was saved.
Pugs likes Russell Crowe because he seems like a regular guy. Kelly doesn't like him. Sybil likes the new Russell Crowe but dislikes the bar ass kicking Russell Crowe. Pugs tells us that Jaret from Bowling From Soup called him drunk telling him that he was on a beach at St. Martin. Pugs handed the phone to Aaron and Jaret was so drunk that he couldn't tell it wasn't Pugs. A guy calls in to ask if they remember the episode where a doctor kidnapped Gilligan and tried to switch their minds. PUgs tells them that they're not going to talk about their favorite Gilligan episodes.

7. Lindsay Lohan threw a fit and delayed a plane. The publicist said it wasn't Lohan's fault.
Pugs thinks that Lohan is too cute to cause problems.

8. Bijou Phillips got kicked out of the teen people party.
Kelly can't remember who that person. Sybil says that she was in Kids. Pugs reminds us that Bijou Phillips was a New York party kid and got lapped by Paris and Nikki.

9. Ol' Dirty Bastard may have been on cocaine when he died.
Pugs and Kelly don't believe that.

Kelly remembers that she was IMing with me the night before and I told her that CSI ripped them off again. They are doing an episode about speed dating. Pugs wonders, "what up with that?". Jessa calls in to ask if it was Bijou Phillips in Kids.

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Pugs and Kelly are live from Stratos. They are having the first annual Pugs and Kelly 5 city food drive. Bring your non-perishable food items and checks. Make your checks out to the "North Texas Food Bank". Pugs and Kelly have T-shirts to give out to big givers. Kelly complains about the Christmas music in all the radio stations. Kelly says that since she doesn't have a boyfriend this year, she's not as into Christmas. She likes that she doesn't have to worry about boyfriends disapproving of gifts though. She complains that her ex-boyfriend never liked anything she got and Pugs thinks that people should pretend that you like the gifts you got for at least 6 months. He suggest crumpling up a shirt and throwing it in a corner. This makes it seem like you've worn it. Sybil writes something down by Pugs complains about her penmanship. I suppose it's a reminder about Kelly's big romantic gift from her boyfriend last year. It was a roomba, one of those robot vacuum things that scare me. Kelly lets us know that it's broken and wonders where the roomba repair man's shop is located. Pugs teaches us that women don't want practical gifts and Kelly tells him that Sybil is different from most girls. She giggles and tells us that she got a garage door opener last year.

John calls in and says that he saw the Lindsay Lohan video "rumors". He tells Pugs that he has to see it. Pugs reminds us that she's number one on his list. Kelly teaches us that you can turn the sound down on the TV. John says that she's wearing a low cut v neck top and tight jeans and that he's dressed like slut. Kelly has a feeling that Lindsay Lohan has peaked right now. Kelly points out that she has potential for fatness and she thinks that she's heading toward Tara Reid way. Pugs points out that since Lohan is famous, we're looking at her with a hyper-lens. Pugs says that he drove a car through a house.

Pugs and Kelly did the Down Under police benefit. Pugs thanks Erica from promotions for strategically placing the Live 105.3 banners so that the news coverage would have it in every shot. Pugs brings up how the guy that won the "draffle" gave his Monday night cowboys game tickets to the injured officer.

Sybil had an appearance with the porn stars at New Fine Arts.. then it cuts off. Must be a technical difficulty.


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We're back and still at Stratos for the five city food drive. Colin Powell joins the show to inform us about his resignation courtesy of a cable news channel. Colin is going to Egypt or something. Pugs and Kelly hassle him to get to the point. They want to know who he's pissed at. They cut hom off because of his avoidance of the subject and Pugs lets us know that he is only surprised that it happened so quickly. Pugs tells us to bear with them because they're having some technical issues and Kelly informs us that it's because of the rain and Colin Powell's resignation.

Kelly has strep throat and didn't go to Russ' stripping event. Sybil went and tells us that it was a packed house. Pugs brings up Gavin dancing and Sybil tells us that Gavin looked very comfortable up there. Kelly describes Gavin as a very white person and Sybil tells us that Gavin is so hairy that you can't tell if he's pale or tan. Pugs thinks that Gavin is very Aryan and if he was to have body hair it would be hardly visible. Kelly teaches us that Gavin is English but his hair traits seem more Irish.... Little hair on the top, lots of hair on the body.... Pugs heard that Gavin was taking it very seriously and the only person that took it more seriously was Russ. Pugs also heard that he was in his underwear before everyone else and Sybil says that she walked in while everyone was on the stage. Sybil tells us that she got a lap dance from her boss and Kelly says that she couldn't do it. Sybil lets us know that it was for charity and Pugs tells us that he could get a homo lapdance from Gavin. Sybil tells us that Gavin wasn't aroused and could tell. Pugs wonders if Gavin "socked up". Pugs thinks that Gavin should have gotten a hot dog and wrapped it in tin foil. Kelly thinks that's silly and Pugs tells her that the rock stars do it. Pugs teaches us that it looks like you have a giant pipe and it feels real. Sybil points out that it would crackle if it was covered in tin foil. Sybil tells us that she also got a few dances from Russ and Kelly says that Russ is master of pushing the line. Sybil thinks that Russ bruised her and Pugs wonders if she means like Kobe's victim. Sybil says that she thinks that maybe his knee was digging into her thigh. Sybil also tried to stick money down into JD but he backed off. He let her know later that he felt uncomfortable with her doing that.

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Kelly has been reading Glamour magazine and they polled some men. She wonders how honest these men are when they're polled. She imagines that hot women work for Glamour and we all know that men lie to hot chicks. She thinks they might be honest with this question, "what hot female celebrity that you just aren't buying into".

In the magazine they say...
Cameron Diaz and Angelina Jolie.... some dude says that the CNN stock update girl is way hotter.
Pugs likes the MSNBC stock update girl because she's looking up lovingly during her reports. Pugs reminds us that there is a moment in time when women look up lovingly at guys and he gets off on that. Kelly thinks that Angelina Jolie is hot but she says that Cameron Diaz photographs well. Pugs tells us that he has the entire cast of Charlie's Angels (the movie). He doesn't think that Drew Barrymore has ever been hot and suggests that she cash in on that Barrymore acting gene. Kelly has a theory, the dumber the person the better the actor.

Paris Hilton... some guy says that she looks like an over-cooked chicken. Kelly has never found her attractive but Pugs loves her to death. However, when somebody describes her as an over-cooked chicken, he understands. Kelly thinks that she's just long.

90 pound models with big hands, no boobs and no ass.... Pugs says that he'll drift by the style network and look at fashion models. Kelly doesn't like any fashion model women. Pugs says that model women are chosen because of the way clothes hangs off of them. Today, the "in" thing are big boobs and juicy curves... the fashion model just isn't in right now. Pugs tells us that he likes a large woman. He lets us know that doesn't mean a fattie.. just a woman with curves.

Kelly's list...

Renne Zellweger.. Pugs agrees and they both say that she's not hot fat or skinny. Kelly thinks that it looks like she's had a basketball pump needle stuck in her face.

Jennifer Garner... Pugs is outraged... You know, I agree. I've never thought she was that hot...

Jennifer Love Hewitt... Pugs disagrees with Kelly and calls Jennifer Love Hewitt sexy as hell.

Sarah Michelle Gellar... Pugs disagrees but thinks that she's not as hot as she use to be. Kelly wonders if she has a crossed eye and Pugs tells us that she does have a googly eye.

Eric's list

Paris Hilton

Tara Reid... Kelly agrees and Pugs likes her especially now with the boob job. He doesn't care that everyone says that it's an awful job because they look good to him... I think it looks like she has boobie ringworm... Kelly says that it looks good if you don't see her nipple.

The Olsen twins... Pugs and Kelly agree.

Halle Berry... Pugs is shocked and calls her one of the most classically beautiful women ever. Kelly thinks that she's beautiful but reminds us that she's nuts.

An Eric calls in to say that she thinks that Jennifer Garner has manly features... broad shoulders. Kevin calls in to say that he can't figure out Pam Anderson. He describes her as an over the hill stripper that has been dragged under the bus a few times. Pugs agrees and Kelly thinks that she looks very fake. PUgs thinks that she's hot but nothing special. Girls like her come at a dime a dozen. Bill calls in to say Gwenyth Paltrow. He calls her butt dog ugly. Pugs sort of agrees and sort of disagrees. Pugs thinks that she doesn't need boobs because she has legs. A girl calls in to say that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Pugs says that she's on the top of her list. She thinks that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Dee Snyder. Kelly thinks that you just need a blur for her face. Pugs suggests that people watch Mars Attacks to see just how ugly she can be without being hypnotized by a body. In the movie, they take her head off and put it on a dog. Pugs says that you do nothing but stare at the mug and it's not pretty. Sybil wonders if any guy thinks she's hot and Eric says that he does. Kristin calls in to say Uma Thurman. Kelly and Sybil are on there and Pugs disagrees big time. Pugs thinks that she has the most awesome breasts.

Sybil's list...

Jennifer Connelly... Sybil points out that she has a uni-brow. Kelly thinks that she's pretty and Pugs thinks she's gorgeous.

Janet Jackson... Sybil doesn't like her big cheek bones and Pugs and Kelly can see that... I think she looks like a tranny these days... Kelly thinks that she might look pretty one second and then she turns into Michael Jackson.

Faith Hill.... Pugs is surprised but Sybil just thinks she isn't as hot as people think.

Sandra Bullock... Sybil reminds us that she hates her.

Nicole Kidman... Kelly thinks that's a good one but Sybil thinks that she's not HOT. She's pretty and classy though. Pugs thinks that she's hot and loves her pale skin. Pugs tells us that she's wanting kids now but wonders why she wouldn't have tried to get the Tom Cruise genes.

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We're talking about not so hot chicks.

Pugs' list...

The entire cast of Charlie's Angels (the movies). Pugs thinks that Drew Barrymore is the world's hottest retarded chick. Kelly is a little surprised that Lucy Liu is in that grouping and Pugs tells her that he doesn't think too highly of her. Kelly thinks that Gavin might have a problem with that and Pugs reminds us that Gavin likes the Chineseses.

Catherine Zeta-Jones... Pugs thinks she's only hot in her Sprint commercials. Sybil thinks that she is one of the most beautiful women ever. Pugs thinks that she is over-rated.

Susan Sarandon... Pugs reminds us that she's old now but she was hot at one time. He wonders why she was suppose to be hot in Bull Durham but she has those big cow eyes. Kelly reminds us that she was suppose to be hot for small time minor league town.

Sandra Bullock... Kelly wonders if she's suppose to be hot. She thinks that she's the cute next girl and Pugs thinks that she'd be the cute girl at the food court. Kelly thinks that she got with Hugh Grant in the end to give girls with personalities hope.

Sarah Jessica Parker... Pugs gags a little. Kelly points out that Pugs likes the red headed one from Sex and the City. Pugs admits this but doesn't think that he could be completely sexually retarded because he likes Kristin Davis too.

A chick calls in to say that Michelle Rodriguez might be a case where her parents had to decide if she's male or female and Pugs agrees. Kelly is surprised by that because lots of people think that she is pretty. Pugs wonders if she's a lesbian and Sybil informs him that when she was at the stunt awards, Michelle was with her girlfriend. Pugs thinks that she is a "I'll kick your ass if you look at my lady" type of lesbian. Levis calls in to suggest Sharon Stone and Kelly thinks that she thinks that Sharon Stone has looked 50 for 20 years. Maria calls in to say Penelope Cruz because she has a messed up mouth. Kelly thinks that she is a very pretty skeleton with hair. Pugs thinks that she is beautiful but thinks that she can stand to gain some weight. Natalie calls in to say that LIndsay Lohan is completely disgusting. Pugs tells her to get off his show and Eric hangs up on her. Pugs and Kelly scold Eric because Pugs was only kidding. Kelly thinks that she looks OK. A woman suggest Nicolette Sheridan and Pugs thinks that she looks like somebody that had something great going on for 15 years. However, those 15 years are long gone. Kelly wishes Pugs wouldn't talk like that because that's what she has to look forward to and Pugs tells Kelly that she never had it that good to begin with. Ann calls in to say Minnie Driver and Kelly agrees. Pugs never understood Minnie Driver in her film roles but she has pretty hair and a sexy accent. Pugs saw her in real life and found himself watching her for a while. He thinks that she is a lot hotter in real life. Jeff calls in to say LIv Tyler and Kelly is with him. Jeff thinks she has inherited the cross eyed thing from her dad and Pugs agrees.

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SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. Colin Powell has announced his resignation. His departure date is expected to be sometime in January.
Pugs wonders if it's safe to say that Colin was blown out. Kelly knows that 4 people in the cabinet are to resign. Kelly says a bunch of names and Pugs doesn't know who these people are. Kelly wonders if the National Security Adivisor is part of the cabinet and Pugs tells her that she's part of the NSA. They discuss more and my head starts to hurt. Kelly tells us that Conde is probably replacing the Powell. PUgs says that they've told them this happens every four years but he doesn't remember this kind of turn out. Bryan/Brian call in to say that Pugs is wrong. Rice isn't a part of the NSA. He tells us that the NSA is run by a three star general and Rice is privy to all the information that comes out of the NSA. Crystal calls in to say that she heard on NPR that all the cabinet members give resignation letters at the end of a term and it's up to the president to accept them. Kelly and PUgs said that they heard that on something more entertaining, the West Wing. Kelly thinks that Powell's would say "no, seriously.."

2. The chick that tried to spend a 200 dollar bill at Wal Mart ended up getting off on counterfeit charges. She pleaded dumb.
Kelly thinks that Scott Peterson should have tried to plead dumb.

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