I didn't sleep sunday night and today has been a ball kick of a day. I've had a major reduction of my already reduced sleep and I'm started to go a little crazy. I don't know what I'm going to end up writing in this thing. I also know it will be chop full of typos and unusually formed sentences... yes, I know, I have a lot of those anyway....

*Howard Stern is on Best of so these are some long ass shows this week...*

9 segments, over 3 hours, ten minutes.. it's a longy...

Kelly wonders if East Texas dropped off into the Ocean. She thinks that we've been hit by a hurricane and demands that it stops raining. Kelly says that the sun will never come back and she can't handle this. She is outraged and demands that the sun come out. Pugs loves this weather because it's gloomy and dark. He likes it when people seem to be as down as he is most of the time. Kelly doesn't want to be bummed out and Pugs reminds her that there is a lot to be bummed out about. Kelly asks Eric how the war is going and Eric tells him that it still looks bad. Eric reminds us that there are a lot of young kids dying. Kelly has a "eh" weekend. Pugs went to the improv and heard a joke that he can't say on the air. Pugs says that Dave Little opened and Kelly reminds us that Dave LIttle is somebody that Pugs, herself, and about 4 other people in this world find hilarious. Kelly complains that the holidays are bumming her out and Pugs says that he's very upbeat about the holidays. Kelly wonders what alien came down and switched them into bizarro world. Pugs says that he's the same person he is always and Kelly informs him that he's not. Kelly tells us that she doesn't want to cook for thanksgiving this week and Pugs assures us that he isn't going to help out the women. Pugs reminds her that the plan was that all the guys were going to eh game and the women were going to cook. Kelly tells him that she honestly doesn't want to cook. Pugs doesn't see why the women can't come to the game and invites them along. Kelly says that other people want to do dinner but she feels that it's such a hassle. Pugs reminds us that the game is at 3 so dinner wouldn't be until 8/8:30. Pugs understands and says that they don't have to go to the game. Kelly just wants to send it to next week and Pugs goes on a long rant about his family holidays growing up. Kelly complains about the state of her house and Sybil giggles.

Pugs wonders why they are the only show that's not on vacation and everyone groans. Kelly reminds Pugs that he was the only one that didn't want to take time off. She points out that he never wants to go on vacation. Pugs says that he likes doing the show and it's not real work. Kelly tells him that he's scared of what might happen if they went on vacation. Pugs teaches us that everyone gets fired while they're on vacation in radio. Pugs feels like they're the only stupid people that showed up for work. Kelly tells Pugs that he's the only stupid person. Eric is spending thanksgiving with his family and then he's going to Kansas City to visit his girlfriend's family. Kelly isn't going to visit her family because she doesn't think she's going home. Pugs thinks that sucks. Kelly says she hasn't really slept in three days and she's bummed out about her kids going to Disney world without her. Kelly complains that she trips over something everything. She knows there will be more toys this Christmas and she reminds us that parents can only throw toys out when kids aren't around. Garrett calls in to say that they're keeping him down. He says he's going to go kill himself because Kelly is whining. Chris calls in to say that he's glad they didn't take vacation and Pugs says he was glad until he realized that everyone in Dallas radio is off. Chris is happy because he gets the day off and he gets to listen to a live show. Kelly complains about not having any interns today. If you'd like to intern... send an e-mail to Sybil@pugsandkellylive.com Eric warns.. "screw up once dude, you're done". Kelly says that if they put the bar any lower, it would be through the floor. Pugs say to look at Cody and reminds us that he was there for over a year. Kelly wants to put letters on the website about what interning means to them.

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It's time for the Pugs and Kelly's Human Growth and Development segment. Kelly reminds you that they are Pugs and Kelly, and they are not better than you. The e-mailer "Marlene" says that she needs to know that she's not imagining this. She also needs advice on what to do. She is in her mid 30 and have been married for 15 years. She married her high school sweet heart and they have 3 kids (ranging in age from 3-14). She's has suspected him of cheating because of some signs. He won't let her use his cell phone, he goes outside to use his cell phone, he takes from calls from co-workers at odd hours, he isn't accounted for hours at a time, money that goes missing, and he has a general lack of respect when she confronts him. Kelly doesn't think the accessing the cell phone is an issue and Pugs thinks it's about space. Kelly wonders if she would characterize herself as somebody up in her husband's business. Kelly says that on occasion her cell phone would die and she would use her husbands cell phone. Pugs and Kelly don't have a problem with people going through their phone logs. Pugs says that he won't go through lady friend's phone though. He tells us that Kelly called her one night, Lady Friend wasn't around, and Pugs didn't answer. Kelly says that her ex-boyfriend would leave his phone in places where she couldn't find it. Pugs thinks that is shady and Kelly tells him that if he wasn't with her for most of the day, then she would have been worried. Kelly informs us that he would also walk out of the house to use the phone and he would complain about not getting a good signal. Kelly thinks that he just wanted to be out of ear shot of her kids because his friends would hassle him for dating an old woman. Pugs and Kelly think that's understandable. Pugs continues to read the e-mail. She traded vehicles with him one day and his car was filthy. She cleaned it out and detailed the inside as a surprise for him. She found the last page from a letter from a woman that they've been fighting about lately named Julie.... we'll read it when we come back!

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