I missed all of the show until noon. Somebody offered to do the blog for Tuesday and backed out the night before. I scheduled something that I couldn't back out of so I was unable to hear the show until noon. If you have a brief synopsis of what happened up until this point and would like to send it... e-mail me at will@pugsandkellylive.com...


Pugs says that he would love to go if everybody in the sales department goes. Gavin says that there are sure to be some conflicts. Pugs and Kelly want to listen to reasons people could give for not going in order to deem them legitimate or not. Pugs thinks that the sales people don't want to have dinner with them. He believes they only suggested a dinner because they think it's what is suppose to be done. He deems this idea, "crap". Gavin assures Pugs that it's not crap. He explains that they just want to have dinner with Pugs and Kelly in order to celebrate having a good year. He tells us that they want to have a dinner with Russ too. Kelly can understand why they would want to have dinner with Russ because his show is much better. She thinks that they're thinking that they can't offer a dinner to Russ and not to them too. Pugs reminds us that Russ is the Rudolph of the station and he leads the way. Kelly knows that they can't have one big dinner because Russ doesn't want to have dinner with them. Kelly points out that Russ doesn't call them up to hang out. I hear really sappy Christmas music in the background. It's that one.. the pussy one. Pugs wonders if they can pick the restaurant and Gavin tells him no. He assures Pugs that it will be at a nice place though. Pugs just wants them to genuinely send go to dinner with them and not have it be some sort of sponsor trade. Pugs wonders if Eric and Sybil can go and Gavin approves. Pugs wonders if he can bring a date and Gavin reluctantly approves. Kelly complains that she doesn't have a date and Gavin tells her that she can be his date. Gavin says only if he's going because he doesn't know if he's going yet. Pugs thinks that Gavin has to go. Pugs wants to know if the sale's people will let him eat off their plate. Kelly brings up Blue Fish and how sushi is all about sharing food. Gavin says that he'd share. Pugs puts the situation in a non-sushi environment and wonders if he could share with Gavin then. Gavin says that he only shares with women. Kelly isn't a food-sharer. Pugs went to a fish restaurant over the weekend. Pugs told a friend of his that he should order this so that Pugs could have some. He offered some of his entree as a trade. His friend told him that if he wanted some of his food he'd order it himself. Pugs wonders if it's low-class to order different entrees and share. He thinks that is the best part of dining out. Kelly can't stand that. Pugs thinks you have to use your own fork or at least wipe it off with a napkin. Michael calls in to say that he shares meals and it's cheaper to do that. Michael says that they give you so much food here in America and says that there is no point in wasting the food. Kelly wonders if he's from Portugal. Michael tells her that he's from New York.. through his thick southern accent.... Pugs thinks that Kelly is going into this dinner with a bad attitude. Kelly doesn't like Pugs telling her what to order just so he can have some of it. Pugs doesn't see what the big deal is and calls Kelly mean. Kelly claims she's not mean and tells Pugs that she just wants to eat her food. Alan calls in to say that he went to PF Chang's with a church group and they all had community entrees. Kelly wonders if they tipped because she knows that church groups tend not to tip. Alan says they didn't. Gavin thinks that you have to take the Asian cuisine out of the equation and Kelly compares it to Pizza. Kelly thinks that people that eat with Pugs have to be meal bitches for him. She wonders why it has to be all about Pugs' dining experience and not her own? Lisa calls in to say that her husband and this couple they go out with always order different meals so that they can share.... See this is how it starts, a couple goes out with another couple... they share meals... maybe share drinks... then next thing you know they're wife swapping and one has a kid that looks like the other chick's husband and it just get's messy. I've seen it time and time again.

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Pugs and his friends went to Mike Ditka's restaurant while visiting Chicago on Sunday night. The restaurant was packed and they put them into a room with a another party. Wayne was looking at a guy at the other table and he knew him from somewhere. He thought he was famous. Finally, Wayne started asked the guy where he was from. The guy told him that he was from Texas and Wayne told him that they were too. He reminded him that Texas is a big state and asked him where-abouts. The gentlemen told him that he was from Frisco and Wayne told him that he owned the Down Under Pub and Grub. The dude told him that he has been there for lunch a few times. Pugs loves those small world occurrences. He thinks it's cool that out of all the people in that place they were in a little room with people from where they're from.... See, that's what them northerners do. They isolate and monitor all the people from Texas. They're probably afraid that the south really will rise... Kelly points out that Pugs could probably relive that at Bob's steakhouse in Plano. Kelly reminds Pugs that they don't appreciate the Plano/Frisco people when they're here and wonders why they would appreciate them when they're out of town. Pugs admits that they totally appreciated the fact that he was from Plano.

Kelly thinks that Pugs probably would have shared his food with them and he admits that she's right. Pugs doesn't see you can't pass your plates around and Kelly says that she likes to order what she wants. Ron calls in to say that it's his food. He doesn't mind sharing when he offers but he disproves of the presumption that everyone is sharing. Ron doesn't share toilet paper. Smart man. Pugs says that most of his friends tend to believe in the sharing motto. Eric says that he shares. Sybil says that if it's something that she has to cut with a knife or a fork then, no you can't have any but, if it's something you can grab with your hand then, yes you can have some. Sybil wouldn't let Pugs eat off her fork and Pugs thinks that implies that he's a dirty freak. He's offended. Aaron calls in to say that sharing goes against table etiquette. He reminds us that you're only suppose to eat the food that it's in front of you. Pugs thinks that sharing food just seems like a fun social thing. "Darren" calls in to say that if he was eating at Nick's with Pugs in Chicago and he wanted the world's best lobster bisque then he would just take a spoonful. Kelly stops and questions why anybody would share soup. Pugs admits that it's Metro-Aaron on the phone. Kelly is still hung up on sharing soup. Pugs informs her that it's the world's best lobster bisque. Kelly is still hung up on sharing soup. She can't imagine a big group of guys sitting around sharing soup. She thinks that is gay. Wayne from the Down Under Pub and Grub calls in to say that Aaron doesn't mind sharing cause he isn't paying. He also tells us that Pugs doesn't mind sharing because he takes. Wayne admits that he shares all the time and when he shares, he expects some in return. He does believe that lobster bisque should be all for one even though it was the world's best lobster bisque. Wayne says that he got some from somebody after they were done. Kelly thinks that is low-rent but thinks that it's OK. Wayne tells her that he even had a spoonful fed to him. Kelly hopes it was from a girl and Pugs tells her that it was from Lady Friend. He admits that he was upset that it wasn't offered to him first but he knows he can rest soundly know that the world's best lobster bisque didn't go to waste. Mario calls in to remind Kelly of the last supper. Everyone was sharing and having a good time. He also brings up Thanksgiving and about how we shared with the Indians. Kelly reminds Mario that we slaughtered the Indians and didn't share anything. Mario teaches us that we gave them a turkey leg after we slaughtered them and now they're all happy. Kelly is sure that once the Indians sober up, they'll realize that they had the raw end of the deal. She tells us that I just reminded her that sharing is for communist and we all know how communism ended. Tracy calls in to say that if you reached across the table while growing up then her grandfather would stab you with his fork. Pugs thinks her grandfather is a psychopath. Tracy says that he just had good manners. Pugs reminds her that stabbing people in the arm isn't good table manners. Kurt Vollers, offensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys, calls in to say that his girlfriend likes to pick at his food. He doesn't mind the appetizers but thinks that she should stay off his entree. Pugs says that he imagines that Kurt gets the big orders and wonders if he does it so that he can trade around for things... kind of like a high class version of the school lunchroom... Kurt sounds disgusted when he complains about his girlfriend eating his ice cream.

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Pugs wants to know... He reminds us that he went to the Dallas Cowboys vs Chicago Bears thanksgiving game and he tells us that it was quite the experience. He thinks that everyone should take their kid to a Dallas Thanksgiving game. Pugs wonders if Destiny's child was any good and Sybil says that they were OK. Pugs complains that he had great seats but Destiny's Child stage only played to the Chicago Bears sideline. Pugs refused to participate in the card hold up thing during the show. He says that they refused to let him see the show and then they wanted him to be a part of it. He complains that his tickets would have been expensive if he paid for them. Kelly tells Pugs that they took advantage of you. Pugs says that they did get to see a guy from the crew fell 40 feet to the turf below and landed on his back. The start of the second half had to be delayed because they had to move him. He thinks that the guy is either dead or his back is broken. He comments on how weird it was to see the Dallas Cowboys warming up around this body. Pugs wonders what happened to the guy because they haven't heard anything about it.

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. According to a survey by Coin Star, the average American will spend 892 dollars this holiday season.

Pugs and Sybil say that he's way over that. Kelly is over that when she includes staff. Pugs says that he's a single 35 year old guy and he doesn't have that many people. He explains that he likes to give good presents and Kelly suggests that he should invest some of it or plan for retirement. Pugs thinks that she's probably right and says that he'll worry about that when he gets into a relationship with somebody that takes an interest in his financial future. Pugs and Kelly agree that they're not giving each other anything. Kelly says that they give the gift of not giving to each other. Kelly and Pugs agree that they need to get Gavin something. Kelly is getting Schwartz something and Pugs wonders if he has to too. Sybil reminds him that Schwartz got them something last year. Pugs doesn't want to get Schwartz, Bruce, Wayne, or Aaron anything. Kelly reminds him that Bruce is Jewish and then remembers Schwartz is too. She's getting Wayne something but not Aaron cause he doesn't like her. Sybil reminds them that Wayne gives them Cowboy tickets and let her bar tend at his pub. Kelly says that Aaron just gives them crap.

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the second news segment didn't get sent from my biggie computer to my little computer well enough so I'll have to do it tomorrow. I remember that Sybil said that she'd save her parents over her sister during a flaming plane crash.

Kelly went to see Sean Rouse over the weekend. He was better on Saturday than Friday. On Saturday, a bachelorette party was at the show and Kelly tells Pugs to never invite her to Sybil's possible future bachelorette party. Pugs wonders if Kelly is under the impression that he would be planning Sybil's bachelorette part and Kelly realizes that Sybil would plan her own. Kelly says that you people are shameful and that you annoy everyone around you. Kelly thinks that they're cool cause they choose to see Sean Rouse at the improv but she thinks they should have shut up. Kelly doesn't think you should give the comments on all the jokes. One of the girls was in a wheel chair and Kelly felt kind of bad that she had to keep moving so that the girl could get by to go to the rest room. She kept banging into everyone's chair as they got by. Eventually Sean had enough of the girls. He told the chick in the wheel chair about how he would like to drag her across the room by a certain part of his body. Pugs reminds us that Sean is crippled himself. Cody reminds Kelly that one of Sean's lines was "Daddy's got a big one!". Kelly says that it was really funny but awkward.

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