Pugs and Kelly are both flemmy. Kelly brags that her stomach still hurts from her weekend of vomiting. Lee Harris is filling in for Eric today. Pugs called Eric last night and assures us that Eric is really sick. Pugs wonders if Kelly saw the academy award nominees. Kelly has seen them. Pugs is sure that Jaime Foxx is going to win. Kelly thinks that you tend to cheer for the movies you've seen. Pugs agrees. Kelly is happy that "shark tail" wasn't nominated because it sucked hard. (It actually is nominated for the animated feature film"

Pugs read's the list.

BEST PICTURE
THE AVIATOR
Kelly saw Leo on Oprah and thought he was really cool.
FINDING NEVERLAND
Kelly found out that through this movie that the Peter Pan guy was a pedophile but they never showed it in the movie. Pugs thinks that Peter Pan was molested and Kelly reminds us that Peter Pan wasn't a real person.
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Kelly heard that movie was good. Pugs liked how John Travolta was in it and thinks that Bruce Willis was great as the baby.
RAY
Kelly likes how Ray wasn't a child molester. Pugs came up with a chant for Ray.. "Hey what I say, Ray... going all the way!". Kelly thinks that it's good that his name isn't Henry because that's hard to rhyme.
SIDEWAYS
Pugs thinks it doesn't have a chance in hell because it was too small. He thinks they like to give the hardware to the big budget movies.

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Don Cheadle - HOTEL RWANDA
Pugs and Kelly like Don Cheadle.
Johnny Depp - FINDING NEVERLAND
Leonardo DiCaprio - THE AVIATOR
Clint Eastwood - MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Kelly wonders if Clint Eastwood is a good actor because he always just plays Clint Eastwood.
Jamie Foxx - RAY
Pugs and Kelly go with Ray.

DIRECTING
THE AVIATOR
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
RAY
SIDEWAYS
VERA DRAKE


ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Annette Bening - BEING JULIA
Catalina Sandino Moreno - MARIA FULL OF GRACE
Pugs thinks this movie looks really good but refuses to see it because it's sub-titled Kelly wonders if there is any dancing but then remembers that it's Rita Moreno.
Imelda Staunton - VERA DRAKE
Hilary Swank - MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Kelly thinks that she's going to win and Pugs disagrees. He doesn't think she'll win twice in her life. He feels that her first win was a fluke.
Kate Winslet - ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
Pugs thinks she'll win because Hollywood loves British Kates.

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Alan Alda - THE AVIATOR
Kelly didn't he was in the Aviator. Pugs reminds her that he's on the West Wing.
Thomas Haden Church - SIDEWAYS
Jamie Foxx - COLLATERAL
Kelly wonders if this could hurt him.. a dual nomination. Pugs thinks this is the year of the foxx.... he then points out that it's OK for him to be cheesy.
Morgan Freeman - MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Clive Owen - CLOSER
Kelly wonders what the black guy count in this and pugs tells her two.

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Cate Blanchett - THE AVIATOR
Pugs tells us that if your name is Kate/Cate and you're from England.. expect to be up for an award.
Laura Linney - KINSEY
Pugs thinks it's hot that she's not hot.
Virginia Madsen - SIDEWAYS
Pugs brags that he went to college with Virginia Madsen.
Sophie Okonedo - HOTEL RWANDA
Natalie Portman - CLOSER


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Pugs complains about his computer working slow. The favorite caller Chad joins the show. Chad is calling from the Tarrant county lock up. We've learned about Chad's shady past. Chad has rounded up some inmates to talk to. Our first inmate is named New York. New York tells us that "new York" isn't his birth name. He was looking at two years but he had a wonderful lawyer. It's kind of hard to hear New York. He said that he was in possession of five pounds of marijuana. Kelly thinks that sounds about right for personal use. New York assures us it was medicinal. He also had a rifle that wasn't his. Kelly wonders if it belonged to a friend and New York tells us that he was saying it wasn't his because it was stolen.. then he laughs.. then everyone laughs. I like New York. He's been in and out since he was 15. Kelly wonders where New York sees himself in five years. New York tells us that he has a great job. He sells advertising space. He has a house here and a house in Queens. New York explains that his family is similar to Sean Penn's in that movie. He says that he met his lawyer because of his family. He tells us that he had ten years but his lawyer broke them down to 25 days. He the laughs. Everyone else laughs. New York says that he's going to make a few babies with his wife when he gets out. He wants to settle down then he says that he really doesn't. I think New York might be a little flippant. Pugs wonders who the bitch in the relationship, Chad or New York. New York assures us that Chad is the biggest bitch. We say goodbye to New York and Chad. Kelly is glad that New York is going to start a family. She thinks it'll be great for the school systems. Pugs reminds us that Chad was busted bringing cameras into movie theatres so that he could bootleg.

It's now time for the Pugs and Kelly Institute of Human growth and Development. This guy was leaving his gym in the morning and he saw two (maybe) 17 year olds... I say maybe because the gays tend to look younger, you know how the gays are... he saw them making out in the back of a pick up truck. Kelly didn't know that they allowed gays to have pick up trucks. Pugs thinks that they probably relaxed those laws. The e-mailer says that there is a high school near by and they were probably doing their thing before they had to go to school and pretend to be straight. Kelly wonders if Ricky Martin is gay. Pugs points out that he's an attractive man so he has to call him gay. He admits it's a defense technique. The e-mailer says that these two were just going full blown at it and was thinking that they were just asking for their ass to get kicked. He explains that he knows that we're suppose to be tolerant of the homosexuals and treat them as if there isn't anything wrong with that. He told the two that nobody wanted to see that and then drove off. He thought about it he then realized that if it were a guy and a girl he wouldn't of had a problem with it. If it were two girls then he would have stayed and watched. He tried to convince himself that there was nothing wrong with it but he realizes that he doesn't mix well with it. Pugs can sympathize. He admits that he wouldn't say anything but inside he'd e bothered. Lee who's running the board now says that he's of the flower generation and everyone loved everyone back then. He also got into a business where he had to deal with a lot of homosexuals, whole sale floral stuff. He says that they're just people. He then admits to being drugged and someone attempted to date rape.. suddenly this whole thing takes a really morbid twist.... more about this almost gay experience when we come back!

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We're back with Lee Harris' almost gay story. Lee is the assistant program director. He's from Dallas and he's 58 years old. We learn that one time Lee had a chimp and wanted a different animal. The people he was dealing with wanted to give him full grown lions. He didn't want the lions because he couldn't afford the amount of chickens they would ear. Then they offered him a baboon. But they wouldn't give him a cage so he was afraid to have a baboon in his back seat. He then gave a woman who was dying of cancer the chimp. He was fine with that because it ruined his neighbors fences and killed a few dogs. So back to his almost gay story. Back when he was in the flower business... He had a gay customer that wanted him to come to his house. Lee told him that he was straight and wasn't going to be gay. The customer told him that it's OK "baby". Lee teaches us that homosexuals always call you baby and cry when their flowers die. He goes to the guy's house. He has pink candles, a pink couch, and a pink carpet. The man comes out in a pink satin robe. The guy brings him a whiskey sour. Pugs wonders why Lee would stay and accuses him of being curious. Lee tells Pugs that he was a big spending client and was afraid of losing him. Lee says that the client was using the same lines on him that he would use on a woman. Pugs wonders if he made him feel pretty and Lee says he felt dirty. The guy told him to blink his eyes again cause he had the most beautiful eyes. He decided that he shouldn't stay any longer. Lee was familiar enough with drugs to recognize that he had a chemical go into his brain. He's not sure what he gave him because the man wasn't able to talk after he got done beating him. Lee then tried to throw up by the guy's tree. He wanted the chemical out of him. The guy had his hands all over him until he could elbow in his face. Pugs wonders if he lost his business and Lee said he did. Lee says that he was tolerant of him and is still tolerant of him today. Pugs doesn't think that Lee should be tolerant of him and Kelly reminds Lee that the man was a rapist. Lee says that he doesn't mind what their sexual preference is as long as they keep their hands to themselves. Pugs thinks that is the way that most modern men feel. Pugs doesn't like seeing anybody displaying affection publicly. Lee thinks that some people see it and wonder if they would like to do it too. This leads to confusion and fear with their own sexuality. Pugs thinks that Lee is right. Pugs doesn't think that you can change the way society thinks over night. He thinks that's Kelly's kids' kids may be completely prime tolerant. Amy calls in to say that stumbling in on gay people making out is like stumbling in on your parents. You know they do it but you don't really want to see it. Pugs thinks it's ooky. Kelly thinks that it just looks different because it just isn't masculine. Robin calls in and she's a lesbian. Pugs tells her that the problem with the gay community is that when they get together to preach tolerance... they get all crazy. He says that the parades have dudes in assless chaps and people being lead by dog leashes. Robin agrees completely. Pugs doesn't think that anybody could take them seriously when they act like that. Pugs thinks that the lesbians have a good ten years on the gay men. James calls in to say that his wife was in theatre and his wife has a lot of gay friends. He thinks there is a difference between tolerance and having to like it. He can accept it and tolerate it but he can still not like it.

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Pugs thinks that Kevin Costner is hot. Sybil and Kelly don't think he's hot. Pugs asks the Eve something... now the tape screws up. Weeeeeeeee weeeeeee......weeeeeeeee.... I remember Pugs calling the girls lesbians for thinking that Kevin Costner isn't attractive.

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Amber Campisi was on the show and she is Playboy's Miss Feb.. She is also the daughter of the Campisi's restaurant king guy dude. You might recognize her name from the JFK conspiracy. She's hot and Pugs will be appearing with her at Campisi's for an autograph signing.

The tape screwed up... sorry.


In other news, I lost a lens to my glasses. It's my only pair and I can't see too well. I'm struggling to see the screen. If you have any information about the whereabouts of my lens... contact me at will@pugsandkellylive.com

Oh yeah, I suddenly remembered this... all through the show Pugs and Kelly were saying that Wayne was gay. Wayne finally called in and wondered why he was suddenly gay. Kelly reminded him that he came out a few days ago and Pugs rbings up his house warming gift. It was a gay condom machine. Wayne says that he got it from E-bay not E-gay. Pugs apologized because he didn't know that Wayne wasn't ready to come out of the closet. Wayne also said that Kevin Costner is hot.

Eric looks like he's dying. He's trying to hold back vomit. Pugs wonders why he's here and Eric says that it looks bad to call in sick on a Monday. Kelly is feeling ill too. She considered calling in sick too but she remembers the Pugs sick rule. Pugs reminds her that it looks bad to try to extend your weekend. Kelly went out with the Burden Brothers after the show on Friday. Pugs lets her know that he was worried about her partying with rock stars. Cody signs on and everyone says that he should come in to run the board. Kelly felt bad that she was done by 8 PM but then she remembered that she had been drinking since one. She then realizes that she shouldn't say that because they work till 3. Kelly was suppose to go out on a date Saturday. Pugs doesn't know anything about it and Kelly is surprised that his girlfriend didn't tell him. Pugs complains that his girlfriend stays quiet about things. Pugs feels that her ears should be his ears. Kelly thinks it's good to know that she can tell Lady Friend things that Pugs doesn't need to hear. Kelly doesn't know who blew who off. Cory, one of the burden brothers, asked her to go to the movies. Pugs thinks that Kelly has a taste for the brass ring, pro-athletes, rock stars, and financial advisors. Kelly spent the next two days sick so she shut off her phone. She then saw that he called her but she never called him back. She says that she didn't want to go out and not be entertaining. It's harder to be fun when you're sick. Pugs says that he wouldn't buy the sick excuse. Eric is about to puke. Pugs tells us that he had a girl cancel a date on him because her cat was sick. Kelly admits that she just sent him a text message accusing him of canceling. Kelly tells us that she doesn't like the idea of her being a road whore. Pugs thinks that's good and Kelly remembers that Chicago Rob comes back into town soon. Sybil says that she had an awesome weekend. She hung out with Kelly, Eric and the burden brothers. She drank more on Friday than she did in her entire trip to New Orleans. She was offered a job at hooters on Friday night. A girl asked her age and Sybil told her 26. The girl then said that she probably had a real job. Sybil told her "kind of". She was then at her playoff appearance. Her boyfriend also hosted a football watching party. Pugs brings up how Drago is a big steelers fan. He brings up how excited Drago was to see his Steelers go so far. Sybil has been asking people to go her super bowl party and now Drago doesn't want to have it. Pugs thinks he's being a cry baby. Pugs wonders why the Dallas-Fort Worth area has so many Steeler fans. He brings up how at their watching party appearances, it's always people in steeler jerseys. A bar they were appearing at early in the season, had nothing but steelers fans. You couldn't watch the cowboys games because it was nothing but weirdos with terrible towels. Pugs brings up the great steeler/cowboy rivalry in the 70s and wonders why there isn't a hatred of steelers. Kelly says that he football knowledge has died since 86. She still thinks of the redskins, dolphins, and the 49ers as good teams. Pugs informs her that those teams are bad now. Pugs brings up how Sybil invited everyone to their party three weeks ago. She is going to give him a few days to sit on it and then he can rethink it. Sybil also tells us that she got mad at somebody at Starbucks. Kelly wonders if it was a handicapped person again and Sybil assures her that it wasn't. Kelly tells us that she loves her starbucks people.

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Kelly would like to tell the person that has the valentines day flag that they're a show off. She would like the happy loving couples to keep it to themselves. She wonders if it's rude to wear a dress somebody else bought her to a valentine's date. Pugs doesn't think it's bad because the dress belongs to her. Pugs tells us that he has a list of steps to help you be a better girlfriend. Pugs complains that his guy friends kept giving him crap because he would leave their group from time to time, during the game on Sunday, to check on his girlfriend. Kelly wasn't aware that Pugs was hanging out with 18 year olds. Pugs also reveals that he got into a horrible argument with Aaron over who has the hotter girlfriend. Kelly points out that Aaron doesn't even have a girlfriend. Kelly thinks that Aaron will say the meanest things, even if it's not true, just so he can win. You can see the list here.

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Tony Casillas joins the show to discuss Desperate House Wives. I think that's the show on channel 8 that I watch in slo-motion. I use to get horrible hateful E-mails from people during the Soprano's recap. People were upset that I would write the recap they were trying to avoid. Since I don't need you freaks sending me cyber death threats... No desperate housewives recap recap for you.

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Sybilization as we know it!

1. Johnny Carson is dead.
Pugs brags that he won the "call arounds" on this. Kelly doesn't think that game is fun anymore and says she doesn't want to play anymore. Pugs thinks that's fine and decides that he will continue to win then. Pugs tells us that we should watch Letterman tonight because Lettermen was truly mentored by Carson. Kelly immediately thought about how upset Lettermen would be when she heard the news. She thinks it must suck for Leno because Leno is the less loved son.

2. Somebody is in custody over the Oscar Sanchez kidnapping, Sanchez's family owns a couple of big Mexican restaurants in South Dallas, and another suspect is believed to be in Guadalajara, Mexico. Jose Felix was picked up in Chicago. Felix admitted that there was a homicide at his house but didn't say it was Sanchez.

A caller informs them that Letterman is a rerun all week.

3. The Dallas Mavericks beat the Denver Nuggets 95-93.

4. Bill Cosby is being accused of drugging a temple university worker. He supposedly took her home, fondled her breast, and placed her hand on his big Jello Pudding Pop.
Pugs thinks that if there is one celebrity that gets the benefit of the doubt then it's Bill Cosby. Kelly brings up his affair but reminds us that one affair doesn't mean somebody is guilty of date rape. Pugs thinks that you should let Bill Cosby get away with this because a lot of kids would be upset to find out that Cosby is a perv.

5. Donald Trump got married again on Saturday.

6. Julia Roberts' douchey husband has a brother in law that's a porn distributor. This bitch is upset about it and refuses to allow the brother in law to see her babies.

7. Chingy, a current big rapper, was on set at the AVN awards. A porn star jumped on stage and started dancing with him. She gyrated and grabbed his crotch. It turns out that the star was a tranny named Vanity. Chingy's street cred has dropped by 54.3 points

8. Ashton Kutcher just got a new show on the WB. It's called Beauty and the Geek. He gets to play match maker for hotties and dweebs.
Kelly wonders if Ashton Kutcher is the worse actor ever because he only plays himself. Pugs informs us that we already have a Tony Danza and we don't need another one.

9. Weekend Box Office
5. Racing Stripes
4. In Good Company
3. Meet the Fookers
2. Coach Carter
1. Are We There Yet?

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It's time for Pugs and Kelly's Institute for Human Growth and Development. Tom e-mails and tells us that he got a 10 inch marital aide for her birthday. Now it's all she wants. When they do have sex, she lets him finish then gets "it" to finish herself off. He's now upset because he thinks that she prefers it to him... well duh.... Kelly tells a story but since I know a lot of her family reads this.. I won't go into detail about how she was too lazy to get out of bed to get her "aide" when she was horny.... You're welcome, Kevin.... Pugs says that he bought one with his lady friend. A guy calls in to say that Tom should just help her finish with her toy first. Then, he can sneak in the real deal to have his fun. Pugs doesn't see how her finishing first would solve the problem and Kelly teaches him that women always finish first, if you're polite. Pugs tells us that he can't get his girlfriend to finish the last few times they've had sex. He informs us that he thought he was going to have a heart attack last Saturday. Pugs would rather her have the toy to finish up. Kelly thinks that's lazy and Pugs assures her that she wore him out. Kelly asks how long and Pugs tells her that it lasted a good ten minutes. Pugs reminds Kelly that he's not a pro-athlete. He informs all the ladies out there that if you can't finish in ten minutes... then the toy box is in the next room, have fun while he takes a nap.... Pugs tells us that she's keeping time. He thought he was having 40 minutes of good sex and she told him that it was only 10 minutes. Pugs admits that he tells her that he has to be done in ten minutes because she's so hot (a line every guy has used when they're lazy... second only to.. "it's you're fault you bitch"). Pugs wonders why there isn't a work out video designed to increase sexual stamina.

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They're back... now they're done.


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