Kelly is really nervous about the trip. She explains that she has been repeating things to herself to psyche herself up to meet these celebrities. Kelly is nervous about the flight. Pugs assures her that the plane can't crash because they're talking about it right now. Pugs says that it would be cool if they predicted their plane crash death but they're not that lucky. Kelly explains that she doesn't want to be seen by other radio people wearing her station t-shirt. Pugs reminds her that all the radio people will be sporting their station t-shirts too. He teaches us that there is always a fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt and he's suppose to be the wacky character. Kelly would like her children to know that she loves them very much. She expects them to do great things. She warns McKenna to not wear too much make-up and to deny any desire to become a "ho'". She tells Declan to keep himself as healthy as his mind. Pugs notices that she's starting to get serious. She also says that she's sorry that she hasn't slept with anybody yet. Pugs tells Aaron, in case of a crash, that he can get the key from his girlfriend and to sweep the place of porn before his mother comes down. He also tells Eric that he can have another dog. Kelly warns that Shemp shouldn't let McKenna wear serious make-up until the 6th grade. Kelly thinks that this is what Xanex is for. John calls in to ask who gets lady friend if he dies and Pugs says that he can have her. Pugs thinks that they're going to be in a hotel and out of their comfort zone. They both agree that it's hard to sleep in a hotel. Kelly reminds Pugs that it's not just a hotel, it's a brutally-hip hotel. Kelly wonders what about her "Mother of 2 in Plano" life screams L.A. hip. Pugs thinks her breast implants do. Pugs thinks that the term "brutally-hip" means uncomfortable. It means form over function. Chris calls in to ask if he can have cat-bot. Pugs says that Cat-bot is a possession of the show and it's well-being is up to the surviving members of the show.

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Pugs' new favorite band is the Scissor Sisters. Kelly's favorite band is the Killers and Pugs tells her that they're Elton Johns' two favorite bands. Casey calls in to say that he just read that the scissor sisters have three openly gay members and they were outing Robbie Williams. Pugs says that he's been known to be attracted to femmy rock. He was really into Wham, Duran Duran, and the culture club back in 82. After the first time he saw the scissor sisters, he ran out and bought the CD. After listening to one of their songs for a while (take your mother out), he realized that the song was about taking your mother out, getting her wasted, and telling her that you're gay. Pugs says that it doesn't make him gay but so what if he was a homo. He thinks it'd be a problem for Lady Friend and Kelly reminds him that he wouldn't even be the first openly gay DJ in this market. Pugs has Eric play a different track and Sybil giggles as she says that they're nominated for a best dance recording Grammy. Kelly recognizes this song and is shocked that Pugs would like it. It's a remake of Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb. Kelly thinks that it's a sign of how the drug culture evolved. A guy calls in to say that the song sounds like the Bee Gees took a crap all over Pink Floyd. Pugs says that it doesn't matter what the sexual orientation of the artist is as long as they're doing something pleasing to his ears, his eyes, or his groin. Joe calls in to admits that he shakes his ass to Ricky Martin- Shake your Bon Bon when he's alone. Pugs plays some Culture Club and points out that Boy George has a beautiful voice. A guy calls in to wonder why Queen wrote "Fat Bottom Girls". Kelly points out that not all the members of the band were gay and Pugs teaches us that gay guys like fat chicks. Casey/Kasey/KC calls in to say that he's happy that Pugs likes the Scissor Sisters and he takes offense that Pugs says that his people like fat chicks. Pugs explains that fat chicks like gay guys because they're hot guys that they can have around. KC/Casey/Kasey says that gay guys like hot chicks that keep it together. ....Sorry fat chicks, nobody likes you.... Mike calls in to say wonder if Pugs ever dances to Erasure when nobody is around. Randall calls in to say that Erasure is so catchy, poppy, and unbelievably gay but you can't help but to dance around to it. Pugs and Kelly both love Erasure and the Thompson Twins. Pugs points out that you can ride a horse or have gay sex to erasure. Melissa calls in to say that her husband's favorite movie is Sweet Home Alabama. She says that he'd never admit it but he never misses it when it's on. Another evil woman calls in to sell her husband out. She says that he husband always watches "Terms of Endearment". Pugs is like that with Steel Magnolias.

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Pugs and Kelly played "name that tune" with a few grammy songs. IT's a name that tune... so.. yeah. Eric helps Pugs cheat towards the end and Pugs lets him know that they can be team mates in the Bally thing again... or as I like to call it, "Team Puric"

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Mike calls in to ask Pugs if he is gay. Pugs wonders if it would matter if he was gay and Mike tells him that he needs to get on Russ' show so that they can teach him how to be a man. Mike says that Kelly is more of a man than Pugs. DUMP.... Pugs says that he might gay but at least he isn't a complete dumb ass who doesn't know that he can say the F word on commercial radio. Pugs wonders if Mike is dumb and Mike says he's not. Kelly thinks that he's just nervous talking to a homosexual. Mike doesn't think it matters since they have a delay. MIke wonders why Kelly just doesn't do the show cause Pugs is too gay. Pugs lets Mike know that he is gay and wonders what they should do now. Mike says that he should get on Russ' show and Pugs reminds him that Russ isn't gay. DUMP... Kelly points out that the real "lady friend" doesn't call in because it's a man and Pugs teaches us that the "lady friend" that rarely calls into the show is Valerie doing a voice. Pugs brings Mike back and lets him know that it's been twice that he said something he can't say on the air and that confirms that he's an idiot. Mike thinks that he should get a big nigger give him some and Pugs wonders if he acts like he wants to have gay interracial sex. Mike thinks that he whines too much. Pugs explains that it's part of his character. Kelly thinks it's a mean stereotype to say that all gay men whine. Mike wonders why Pugs is going to LA if he's gay. Kelly wonders if only straight men are allowed to go to LA. Mike says that he has to go because he doesn't like gay people. Kelly wonders what does it matter who he sleeps with and Mike says a bunch of things I can't understand. Mike thinks that Pugs should go to the Wolf because he's making Russ look bad. He explains that Russ doesn't need a gay dude following him. Pugs needs moron and English translation. Mike says that Russ would turn Pugs into a man. Pugs thinks that Mike has a bit of a man crush on Russ and Mike says that he does but it's not a gay thing. Les, official expert on everything cause he has an accent, calls in to say that he thinks that Mike is so hung up on Pugs' homosexuality because he is on the down low himself. Mike says that he doesn't play like that. Kelly reminds of the old expression, "me thinks he doth protest too much". Les thinks that may have been lost on him. Pugs wonders why people still have a problem with him being an out of the closet broadcaster. They all agree that people who are too quick to point out other people's sexuality aren't secure enough in their own sexuality.

SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. Today is Ash Wednesday and the Pope failed to preside over the day.
Sybil notices that the three catholics in the room aren't wearing any. Kelly brings up how they're talking about the pope possibly retiring and how it's big because the pope hasn't retired since 1200. Sybil wonders if you pick out what you give up for lent. Kelly says she's giving up sex since she isn't having it anyway and Pugs is giving up not working out. Mike calls in to ask what is wrong with Pugs' voice. Pugs doesn't know what's wrong and suggests that his balls never dropped. Mike comments on the hoarseness of his voice and Pugs says that he doesn't speak from his diaphragm and thinks that might be the problem. Mike wonders if Pugs is fat. Pugs says that he is but Kelly points out that he's not that fat. Kelly wonders if Mike is a doctor and Mike tells her that he is one. Pugs says that he's 6 feet tall and 220 pounds. Pugs brings up how program directors and other industry people either love his voice or hates it. Mike wonders if Kelly being on Russ is just a ploy to get people to listen to the show. Mike says that he sounds so much cuter and sexy on his show and Kelly explains that it's hard to keep that up because she's a natural ball buster.

2. In Tennessee, an elementary teacher has been accused of sleeping with one of her students, a 13 year old boy. She's a PE instructor. She is going through a divorce and she moved in with the boy and her parents.
Sybil points out that the pictures of the teacher were beautiful. Pugs thinks that she might be so pretty that she was dominated by men all her life. She sees a child as somebody that she can have the upper hand on. Kelly wonders if Pugs has been watching a lot of psychological thrillers because that sounds like TV doctor talk. Shelly calls in to say that Pugs' voice is extremely hot. Rob calls in to congratulate Pugs on coming out of the closet. Pugs is excited that he gets to spend his first out of the closet weekend in LA.

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Eric is leaving early so that he can go film a reality TV show. Eric explains that they wouldn't let him go as Pugs Kelly. They told him that he has to go by Eric.

3. Idaho, a 26 year old female member of a punk gang scalped a 16 year old female member for punishment for disrespectful behavior towards women. After she scalped her, she dropped her off at the hospital.
Kelly isn't going to stay still for a scalping. Pugs says that the cowboys didn't fight back a lot. Lee says that it's not a surgical procedure and could see how it would be a quick cut and go.

4. Two morning show DJs, Fergie and Bobo from the Power Pig in Sacramento, have died in a plane crash on it's way to LA for the grammys.
Pugs thinks that they went to Iceland with them. Kelly points out that there is an opening in Sacramento now. Sybil says that they were talking about crashing on their show. Pugs wonders if they had better rooms and suggest that they try to upgrade to the dead DJ's room.

5. Oklahoma, a judge has fetish where he uses a penis pump while at court. They confiscated it during a lunch break at took samples.
David calls in to say that he heard the fake story of the day, the DJ story. David wins.

6. A supreme court justice is facing possible legal action after a Swiss army knife was found in his luggage.

7. A Boston man pleaded guilty to beheading a man and burying the head in a Florida park. They met in Alcoholics Anonymous.
Pugs wonders if it was just a sponsor who took it too far.

8. The Dallas Mavericks lost to the Chicago Bulls.
Pugs felts bad that he routed against the mavs last night but we all know that the Bulls suck. They've been winning when they aren't expected to. The mavs are going to the playoffs and everyone knows. Pugs points out that the Bulls haven't beaten the mavs since 1998. Kelly thinks that is a fine example of Pugs' communist basketball ideals.

9. ESPN.com has released a list of the most disrespected athletes.
10. Boston College Hoops.
Pugs doesn't think that Boston should get another good sports team
9. Billy Bean
8. Kobe Bryant and Vince Carter
7. Barry Bonds
6. Phil Jackson
5. Big East Football
4. Bill Bilichick
Sybil reads that they say it's all his assistants that do all the work. They call it "Parcells syndrome".
3. The Seattle Supersonics
2. Curtis Martin
1. The New England Patriots
Pugs points out that they call them a dynasty and wonders how that is disrespected.

10. Nicole Ritchie is engaged to some loser club DJ.

Pugs says that he has a list of cities for daters. The last is Phoenix, Denver, Seattle, Boston, and Minneapolis St. Paul. Kelly doesn't imagine hot chicks traveling to those cities. Sybil, who has lived in Seattle, says that it's filled with Buttah Face chicks and they're all rude. The number one city for daters was Atlanta. Then you have L.A., New York, Cleveland, and Dallas Fort Worth.


Pugs and Kelly are going to LA... bye bye.

Kelly just got a text message and it's blowing her mind. Pugs reads it and he has no idea what it's about. Kelly has been called a liar by Chicago Rob. Kelly has a missed call from 2:48 am Sunday. Chicago Rob denies that he called but Pugs tells us that Rob would be wrong. They remind us that their sprint PCS phones can never be wrong. Rob called Kelly on Monday and asked her about what they were doing that night. Kelly, it sounds like she may have jumped down his throat.. it's ok though she's small and fits in most throats comfortably... reminded him that she has a lot to prepare for her trip to LA. Pugs says that Lady friend claimed that she sent him a text message on Thursday night. He tells us that she went out and didn't bother to call him. Pugs says that he would like to know she's safe before he goes to sleep. Jeff calls in to say that he gets in trouble for calling his girlfriend in the middle the night after drinking. Kelly tells him that the drunk dial wasn't the problem. Tony calls in to say that the reason that Chicago Rob doesn't remember is because he was booty calling one of his other girls but dialed Kelly on accident. Kelly wonders why Tony would say that and suggests that he just wants to make her feel bad. Tony assures her that he's just a guy and is guessing what the problem might be. Kelly admits that she suspects that he is seeing a few other girls but points out that he has every right to see them.

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Pugs thinks it's a bad day for all of us when Bill Cosby is cheating on his wife. He wonders how a woman can ever trust anyone if Cosby can't even keep it in his pants. He says that now he can't say, "not all guys are bad, look at Bill Cosby". Kelly sarcastically points out that he does say that a lot and Pugs reminds her that he has it on his bumper sticker. Kelly assures Pugs that doing the show shakes her faith in men not Bill Cosby. Pugs wonders if he was to become Bill Cosby, would he be faithful? He knows that he's a good guy right now. This story is out of Canada and Pugs and Kelly wonder if it's credible since it's a Canadian source. The chick that accused Bill Cosby of drugging and groping her has tapes to back up her story. The calls were initiated by Cosby after she went to the police with her story. Since the tapes have been recorded in Canada, they can't be used in courts cause of some stupid Canada-US laws. Pugs points out that the one thing that Bill Cosby hasn't denied is his extra-marital affair. Pugs and Kelly agree that it would be weird if Bill Cosby would try to get "playa playa" with you. Kelly brings up the Will Smith and Jada Pinkett story. Apparently, people like Brad Pitt came to Will Smith for advice on relationships. Pugs thinks that Will Smith is the new Bill Cosby. Pugs thinks that Jada Pinkett Smith is a time bomb. He can see her going completely ghetto on his ass. Kelly reveals that there is a story about Jada and Will have an "open relationship". Apparently, he has sex with other people but he has to get permission from her first. Pugs wonders if that's the only way that high profile good looking people get through their relationships. Pugs and Kelly agree that they could never have that level of security in their relationships. DUMP.... huh? Bruce X calls in and Eric says that they should wait since they have no dump. Pugs assures him that it's ok because it's Bruce X, the pornographer, and we have no need to worry. Bruce says that it's always people telling you how to live your life that are living their lives in the exact opposite way. He points to President Bush and his children. Kelly says that if Wesley Snipes was doing that then it wouldn't be a shock and Bruce reminds her that Wesley doesn't tell us how to live our lives. A lady calls in to bring up the chick that was black mailing Cosby. Kelly reminds us that Cosby brought her up on charges and had her jailed. Pugs says that he forgives Cosby for his actions in the 70s because he was before he was the family preacher. Kelly wonders if Bill Cosby has an open marriage. Pugs points out that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett pretend that they're loyal to each other. He thinks that they should tell people that they have an open marriage. Jeremy calls in to say that Bill Cosby let a lot of men down that looked to him as a symbol of what type of man you should be. Kelly really hopes that the only part of the story that isn't true is the drugging part. Pugs believes that Cosby didn't drug anybody. He tells us that he saw her for 7 months after the initial night and then broke it off. The woman's mother shook him down for a some cash. They were going to assassinate his character and they've succeeded. Pugs thinks that Cosby is in the same boat as Jesse Jackson now and they both need to shut their mouth. A guy calls in to say that his girlfriend's cousin is a make up artist in Hollywood. He says that it was a fairly well known that the reason why Will was so attracted to Jada was because she brought girls home. Pugs thinks that's great. He points out that you can't really go to the club and see somebody the caliber of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The caller also says that Cosby is a carefully crafted image just like Whitney Houston. In regards to Whitney Houston, he reminds us that you can take the rat out the hood but you can't take the hood out the rat.

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Kelly wonders if Pugs has ever been hit by a woman. Pugs says that he's been hit by his mother and has taken some pain during sex accidents. He tells us that he and lady friend are particularly brutal. However, he's never been hit by a girl out of anger. Kelly says that she has pushed but has never hit a guy out of anger. Kelly points that when you date a guy that weighs 300 pounds then it's probably not going to do much damage. Especially if that guy gets pushed around by people that are much bigger than you for a living. Sybil says that she's never hit a guy out of anger but she's done it playfully. Eric lets us know that he's been hit. He wasn't even really dating this girl when this happened. He hid her keys from her cause she was too drunk to drive home from the bar. She got pissed, hit him, and bit him. Eric lets us know that she could have been on an anti-depressant. Pugs thinks that there are some girls that are as stable as a jenga game. Eric says that he was just looking out for her well being. Kelly remembers other things from Eric's past and thinks that it was probably just karma. Stan calls in to say that he had a girl that would beat him. She got home from a party and started slapping him around. She started kicking in his car's door panel. He kept his cool and called the cops. The cops threw her in jail. He later found out that she was previously institutionalized and on lithium. Dan calls in to say that his girlfriend has the biggest problem with throwing things. Kelly says that she never really threw anything that could be broken. She tells us that she tends to be attracted to the guys that keep to themselves more. she thinks that she can break through to them however, they never do. She eventually gets a bit animated and looses a screw. This one guy was so bad that she finally just started throwing pots at him. Pugs thinks Kelly is a lunatic and Kelly wonders why he was standing there. Kelly thinks that Pugs has no right to call Kelly crazy because Cat bot is suffering injuries in the office. Pugs admits that he has kicked Cat Bot across the room but he breaks things that are all right to break. He says that he's not going to kick the computer screen or start punching people. Eric stops him to tell him that he's kicked and punched the computer. Kelly thinks it's OK for Pugs to do that because it's a commodore 64. Sybil says that she throws her cell phone a lot but not the remote. Pugs advises that if you're going to throw the remote, you should throw it into the couch. Pugs had a basketball winged at his head from his mother cause he was being mean to his cousin Kelly. Kelly brushes off my suggestion to leave nerf balls laying about because they don't do enough damage. A guy calls in to say that the reason why women are crazy and men are silent is because of the hunter/gatherer mentality. Women were always gathering in large groups talking to one another and guys were out hunting being quiet. Kelly is tired of these "hunter/gatherer" comparisons and wonder how long has it been since we were actual hunters and gatherers. Pugs thinks that the core traits are still there. Ray calls in to say that he's seen Pugs' Irish temper. He was at Bell Bottoms during a live remote and Pugs threw his head seat across the room because something was wrong with the 360. Pugs points out that he was smart enough to not throw them at anybody. Ray reminds him that since he didn't have another pair, he had to hold them on the side of his head for the rest of the day. Pugs admits that he probably didn't think it all the way through. Kevin calls in to say that he can prove the hunter instinct is built into guys. He points out that when a guy is driving around and he's lost, he'll turn down the radio. He thinks that it's because they need to hear the road or something. Eric says he doesn't have to turn down the radio and Pugs reminds us that Eric is very feminine. Eric has some audio of Pugs freaking out on the air and throwing his headphones. (it was from last year). Pugs says that he thought the mics were off. He points out how his headphones never work and he blames the engineers.

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Pugs brings up how Becky Oliver scares the hell out of him. Kelly reminds him how she trapped them in their office and were too afraid to leave. Pugs thinks that it's not very comforting to have Becky Oliver standing at your door way. Pugs says that on the 9 o'clock news, Becky Oliver showed us a print out of all the school in DFW. She then pin pointed where all the sex offenders live so that she could show us how many were breaking the "1000 feet from a school" law. Kelly thinks that the 1000 feet rule is stupid because that's barely a couple of houses away. Pugs tells us that there were perverts literally living across the street from schools. After she showed us where they live, Becky Oliver started knocking on doors. Pugs warns us that if we've ever done anything with a kid and you see Becky Oliver at your door, don't answer. Kelly never answers her door.... Connection to that bit do advise that Pugs gave?... Pugs says that one guy's reason as to why it was OK for him to live that close is because "it ain't no big deal cause I only messed with one virgin". This set Becky off. Kelly thinks he was trying to say that there is no damage in molesting a child that has already had sex. George calls in to say that there are cases where guys get in trouble when they're 18 or 19 for having sex with girls that are 16 or 17 and he thinks that's not fair. Pugs tells him that Becky targeted the creepy old men in their 40s and 50s. They try to go to Jeremy who was going to say that he was a sex offender but not a pervert. Sybil explains that he claimed that when he was 19 he was sleeping with a girl in his high school who was 16 or 17 and now he's a registered sex offender. Jim calls in to say that Pugs misheard him because the guy on the porch said "they only heard one version" not "I only had one virgin". Pugs tells him that they subtitled the conversation. Jim says that he listened to the audio very closely over and over and he said version. Pugs wonders if Jim is accusing fox of changing things to spice up their story. A guy calls in to bring up Roman Polanski. This inspires Pugs to go on a speech about how he despises the French. They took in Roman Polanski, a horrible child rapist scum bag, and allow him to live in their country. They also took the guy that put his girlfriend in a wooden box. Pugs hopes those frog freaks enjoy our trash. Bill calls in to say that we shouldn't believe people that say that "I was 19 she was 17" because the age of consent in Texas is 17 and in over half the state the age of consent is 16. Bill tells us if we go to www.ageofconsent.com then we can learn all about this. He claims that he knows about this site because of a silly bet... sure dude, whatever weirdo....

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SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. A Welsh Rugby fan said that if the Welsh Rugby team beats the English rugby team then he'd cut his own balls off. They won so he cut them off.
Pugs thinks that guy is... NUTS and that it took some... BALLS! Pugs thinks he should be put down like a wounded animal. Sybil says that at least he didn't hurt anybody else. Pugs reminds her that he was a rugby player and he probably hurt lots of people before. Kelly and Pugs agree that Rugby players are mean, stupid, and are lunatics. Kelly thnks rugby players are like hockey players that like to fight.

2. Leaders in West Hollywood are trying to ban cosmetic surgeries on pets. For example, ear cropping, debarking, tail docking, and defanging.
Pugs thinks it's sad when you hear a dog debarked because it's a low dusty sound that comes out.

3. In Lake Jackson, Texas... Lake Jackson if you're nasty... a woman named, Womboy Bryant, had been running an unlicensed day care from her home. When police came to investigate, they found 23 kids hidden in her closet.
Pugs thinks that isn't a big deal because they weren't chained up or anything. Kelly thinks it was just a bad ratio of adult to children. Sybil says that all the parents are on her side because she's a great babysitter. A guy calls in to say that yesterday Pugs teased that there was going to be a fake story. Pugs tells him that the rugby balls story was real.

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4. The chick that James was going to run against for a spot in City Council has already served all her terms. So far, there is nobody running against him so James might win by default.
Pugs thinks that's bad. Kelly brings up that she asked James to do a song about them being at the grammys. She felt nervous asking because he always adds something that gets them in trouble. On-star is a sponsor and James told her that he was working on parody commercials of those commercials. Jean calls in to say that the fake story is that James is running for city council. Sybil tells Jean that he is running for city council.

Sean Rouse is on the phone. Kelly says that she had been wondering why she hadn't gotten any drunken phone calls from Sean lately. Sean says that sometimes he kind of falls off the face but he's back now. He's only been back a day so far but it's better so far. Pugs wonders what the noise is in the background because it sounds like Sean is being monitored... it sounds like some kind of weird siren or something... Sean says that it might be his heater in the hotel room. Sean is in Tacoma, Washington and will be in Sacramento tomorrow. He'll be in LA on Monday. Pugs says that they wanted to use Sean as their Grammy guy. Sean thinks that makes sense because everyone associated Grammys and Sean Rouse. Sean tells us to hold because he thinks he hears a tsunami coming. Pugs wonders if Sean is riffing with some new tsunami material. Sean says that he's not. He teaches us that they believe that there are now over 155,000 sharks infected with HIV... dump... Sean wonders if it matters since everyone there is Buddhist and will be coming back. Pugs tells Sean that if he does anything to get himself fired then he should do the show. Kelly suggests that he try his tsunami material to insure that.

5. Two poorly educated Malaysian men threw their father into the ocean after he died many years ago. After the tsunami, the body of their father washed backed up.
A guy calls in to say that was the fake story. Pugs congratulates him for listening yesterday... he wins.

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Clark from Blender Magazine joins the show to promote his "Garfunkle Award". ... Read the article. Read the magazine. Mariah Carey is on the cover and she has big boobs.. that's fun right? Go to www.blender.com.

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Kelly wonders if Pugs is going to go workout and Pugs says that he's not. If he was he wouldn't tell anyone. Kelly thinks that is exactly what Bally's want. Pugs says that he kicked Eric off his team because he's a bad team mate. Pugs explains that he's more concerned with the way they're going to lose then the way they're going to win and he doesn't need that on his team. Eric points out that this week they automatically start two down since Pugs isn't going to go. Pugs assures him that they won't and he has talked to the people about it already. Kelly thinks that he's cheating and Pugs tells her it's just extra-credit that only he can do. He finally gives up and admits that they're down a week. He says that he's not doing this to win, he's doing this to get into better shape. He thinks that they're pushing him away from even trying. Kelly thinks that was a nice attempt to cast blame on them. Pugs explains that Kelly has been an insulting bitch ever since they decided they were going to do this. Kelly says that she just want PUgs to show up and wonder how that is being knit picking. A guy wonders if Pugs just threw something because he heard something bang. Pugs admits that he just banged the desk and that he hurt his pinky. He think he broke it during his hissy fit.

BYE BYE.... will@pugsandkellylive.com for death threats.

Pugs is frazzled. Kelly isn't. She was bothered by the traffic on 635 though. She thinks that we shouldn't shut down a lane so that prisoners can clean up the highway. She believes that the risk of oncoming traffic should go hand in hand with their punishment. Kelly is busy and teaches us that it's hard to be a girl while traveling. She has to take a lot of clothes to LA. Pugs is scared that he'll spend a lot of money. Kelly thinks that Pugs needs to dial it back because he's been partying like a rock star lately. Pugs explains that he doesn't want a fixed budget when he goes out of town. He points out that Mark Cuban probably doesn't have a budget. Kelly reminds Pugs that he's not a billionaire. They remind us that they're going to the friggin' Grammys and Pugs says it's because they're being nominated in the "spoken word" category. Kelly tells Pugs that they're going to hang out with rockstars. She's excited because the killers are going to be there. Pugs doesn't think that they'd want to hang out with him. Pugs tells the record company people, he knows you're listening cause you send mean E-mails when he bashes Ashlee Simpson, that if they can get him into a record company party then they'll kiss the ass of any crappy person they want. A guy calls in to ask if the award their up for will be presented before the show and Pugs lets him know that it'll be in the last half hour. Kelly prefaces what she's about to say with "I didn't feel threatened in anyway". She says that Gavin told her that she should wear revealing clothing so that they can get guests. Pugs says that when the boss tells you to dress like a whore, you have to.

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Pugs says that Wayne can hook them up with Jimmy Kimmel tickets. Wayne also bragged how his tickets to the Grammys give him access to the red carpet. Eric says that when Sybil and he were in LA for the Stunt Awards, Sybil walked the red carpet. People were taking pictures of her. Sybil tells us that she was just went where they told her to go. Everyone was sticking mics in her face and asking questions. Kelly would have made something up. A film music supervisor chick calls in to say that men wear everything. She has never gone dressy but she suggests that Kelly shop in LA. Kelly says that she doesn't know how much money they make in "Film Music Supervising land" but in "radio land" they work with a budget. She assures Kelly that she can get a cool outfit for under 200 dollars.

Pugs hated the actual super bowl. He wonder if McNabb slept on his arm funny. He tells us that he's a big McNabb fan but admits that he choked the big one. Pugs hates Tom Brady because he has too much too soon. Kelly points out that Tom Brady is hot and they agree that God gave him way too much. Pugs is happy that John Kerry didn't win because he thinks that Boston has been winning too much. Kelly liked the godaddy.com commercial. pugs friggin' loves the chick. Kelly couldn't believe that Pugs didn't stand during the National anthem and he tells her that he did the only thing require, not speak. He tells Kelly that she didn't keep her mouth shut and Kelly claims she did. She was trying to keep her hand on her heart but that was hard. She thanks Dr. Schwartz. A guy calls in to bring up the Ray Charles tribute because he thought it was creepy. Eric brings up how one blind kid was turned the wrong way.

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Pugs says that he was upset that his team didn't win. Kelly reminds him that it's not really his team. Pugs assures her that he invested a lot into them in the last 48 hours leading up to the game. He reminds us that he hung out with Donovan McNabb (which is ridiculously cool on so many levels) so, he wanted to see him do well. Pugs even watched him play in high school and followed his college career. He also loves cam bell's' soup and hates Rush Limbaugh. If only Donovan knew how many connections they have together. Eric liked the ameriquest commercial. Pugs explains that it was the guy at the liquor store on the phone. The guy is talking to a friend who's buying a house and tells him "you know you're being robbed". The guy behind the counter (who has his back turned) maces the guy and beats him. Sybil enjoyed the budwieser wannabe commercial. A guy calls in to say his was the ameriquest commercial where the guy was cooking dinner. He had a knife in his hand when the cat knocked over the tomato sauce. He picks up the sauce covered cat while holding the knife when his wife walks in. Pugs thinks that was the best commercial of the night. Eric thinks that Paul McCartney was covering Gun and Roses' cover of his own "Live and Let Die". Pugs reminds us that McCartnet is old so he has to overcompensate by rocking out. Eric plats all three versions. Pugs lets Eric know that he'll be billing him at the end of the week for the three minutes that he wasted.

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Kelly wonders if they'll see Snoop at the Grammy's because she loves him. Kevin calls in to bring up the careerbuilder.com commercial with the monkeys. Pugs thought it was OK and Kelly thinks that monkeys are just furry dumb people. A guy brings up the Fed Ex commercial. Fed ex said that they were brining ten elements that all great super bowl commercials use. They play the clip... it's a sight gag thing....

top 5 least popular commercials

5. Napsters stupid crap
4. Sepu vision or whatever
3. Bud Select
2. Bublicious with Lebraun James
1. Taco Bell enchilada card spill thing (which is a waste of money because they've been running that commercial for a while now)

Top Ten Best Commercials.

10. Pepsi (the good looking guy)
9. Emerald Nuts (Dad lies to kid about unicorns, Santa, and the Easter bunny to get her away from his nuts)
8. Ameriquest (Cat Spills Sauce)
7. Bud (guy receives phone pic of girlfriend with friend who gave him football tickets)
6. careerbuilder.com (monkeys)
5. "" "" (More monkeys)
4. " " (More monkeys)
3. Busch (troops thank you)
2. Ameriquest (store robber)
1. Bud LIte (pilot jumps out)

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SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. In Michigan, a little boy snuck out of his house at 1:30 AM on Friday night to go to block buster. The Block Buster was closed so he went back. A cop pulled him over and found a 4 year old driving.
Pugs wonders what he was going to rent. He thinks that the kid is lazy because he wouldn't walk. Kelly says that when she was at Kroger, she handed Declan the keys and told him to pull the car around. Declan told her that he can't drive. Kelly admits that she did it to shock the other patrons of the store.
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2. Two Malaysian brothers kept their father's body in their house after he died in the 60s. They didn't know what to do with the remains so they left it in the room.
Pugs thought the story was going to be about two brothers that threw the body into the ocean and then the tsunami washed it back up. Kelly is shocked that Pugs made that up.

3. In North Carolina, a national guard chick has been demoted after mud wrestling at a party. Several viewers needed counseling.
Pugs doesn't think that you need counseling for that crap. He says that his red bull went flat and now he needs counseling.

4. There is a priest in Rockwall that got busted for foing the things that priest seem to do these days.
Pugs thinks that they need to let priests get married and laid. This will attract a higher class of people to the priest hood. Now all you get are social outcasts who are battling demons. He also thinks that we should be watching the nuns too because they're crazy. Sybil brings up the "nunzilla" doll complete with fire breath and bible. Kelly brings up my weird nun fetish. She thought I was kidding for a while then she realized that I was dead serious. Eric imagines that nuns are unruly down there. Pugs imagines that they're Barbie dolls because Jesus makes everything go away. ... a few words on my nun fetish...

I'm sure some people think it's weird but it's quite common. I grew up catholic. I always had visions of sexy nuns in my head. One day, while cruising the internet, I came across a site that featured girls dressed like nuns having sex with monks and demons. That was HOT! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET! Then I went to college at a catholic school in San Antonio. This school had a convent... they had young hot foreign nuns. That was a good time. However, they wore dumb looking blue habits and not the traditional black and white habits. I suppose a nun is a nun no matter how they're dressed. Tried as I might, I never managed to snag a nun. The idea is very erotic to me though. Somebody that made a sacred vow to god.... you know they want it. They've never had it.. oh they want it... and with some godless heathen like myself... yeah, that's a dirty nun. It's OK, since this a few people have sent me nun links. Thanks! Send more to will@pugsandkellylive.com...

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