Pugs went to drudgereport.com and found a story about a documentary on HBO that he wants to see. It's called "Left of the Dial". It's the story of Air America. Pugs thinks one of their problems was that they got people to host shows that have no radio experience. Kelly thinks that some of their stand-ups probably scripted all of their show. Pugs reads the details about the documentary.

In other news, Pugs had sex this morning. His alarm went off at 6:30 and then he pushed the snooze button every ten minutes. His girlfriend wanted a piece of Pugs at 6:30 but he wasn't feeling it. He wonders how a girl feels when they're rejected. He points out that men are always rejected. She just sat there and sighed a lot. Pugs complains that there is no such thing as a quickie with his girlfriend. Everything is a big cinematic masterpiece and she takes forever. Pugs reveals that his girlfriend told him that she was staying over for the weekend. He let her know that is good because he has a lot of laundry she can do. He assures that she loves doing laundry. Kelly says that she just hates messes. Pugs reminds her that she's Oriental and she loves doing laundry. Kelly teaches him that she's Asian and she's a mother. She wants his crap to be clean.

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Pugs wonders who is texting Kelly at the beginning of the damn show. Kelly says that it's her trainer Karl/Carl asking her about the question they're going to ask him during the commercial. The question is "Why am I so freakin' hungry?". Kelly has been trying to put on muscle and Pugs says that he always wanted to do a show with Chyna. Kelly is hungry right now. She says that when she does heavy weights she feels hungrier. Pugs couldn't lift his arms over his head after working out. He always likes to drive home with his knees. Kelly has raised her son to be a pizza snob. Pugs gives his three best pizza places in Fort Worth. 3. Pastazios and Sal's (though they're New York style) 2. Fireside Pies 1. Chicago Street Pizza. Kelly likes Gloria's for Tex-mex. Pugs likes Mi Cocina. Pugs is so hungry right now. He had a protein shake and some turkey for breakfast. He wonders why he's neglecting the fat guy diet.

Pugs has a situation with the Lady Friend. Sybil has plans on Sunday with a friend. Pugs realized that it was Easter Sunday. He thought it would be good since they don't have family here. Pugs called his girlfriend and she shot it down. She informed him that he had plans on Sunday even though he didn't know about it. He learned that he is going to a friend of his girlfriend's house. They've been dating for 8 months and Pugs thinks that a year and a half is when you should make some decisions in a relationship. Pugs figures he has 10 months left before they have to confront a few issues. He wonders why he is expected to fall into line with a plan that he wasn't asked about. Kelly wonders if she did tell him and he just forgot. Pugs wants to get her on the phone to discuss. He says that her response to him was that it is a given since she'll be there. He reminded her that it's a big high holy day because he's Catholic. Kelly is upset that she can't go to church. She points out that brand new silicon boobs wouldn't fit in at St. Mark's. Pugs wonders if the pope has a stance on fake boobs. Lady Friend joins the show. She says that Pugs has no say so in this because she knows that he is going to just lay around. She says that if he doesn't go then he'll lose points. Pugs wants to know where his point standing is at and Kelly reminds him that he helped move but he didn't get the tire fixed. Lady Friend says that she was expecting him to tell Francis what to pick up. Pugs is upset that he doesn't have a say in where they go. Lady Friend says that she was being silly in thinking that they would spend a holiday together as a couple. Pugs wonders if they're at the point in their relationship where he has to go wherever she says to go or he's in trouble. She says that if she wants things to run smoothly then he should obey. Pugs guess he's going with her on Sunday. He wonders how long he has to stay andTammy (Lady Friend) says when she leaves. Pugs is upset because she sits down and drinks coffee with the women while he has to watch kids play X-box. Pugs reminds her that it's tournament weekend. Tammy says that he can go watch his March Madness then... she says it in a way that really means "don't you dare watch March Madness".... Pugs says that he doesn't mind going but he doesn't like how he had no "say-so". Kelly watched Biker Build-off. Bob calls in to ask who is charge, Tammy or Pugs. Kelly says that nobody is in charge. Bob thinks that Pugs should just dump her and move on. Kelly reminds him that it isn't that easy to find somebody you're compatible with. Pugs says that she's a good one and would prefer to hold onto her. Metro-Aaron calls in to ask Pugs what they're doing for Easter. Aaron reminds him that it's their tradition to get some food, ditch family, then hang out with the guys. Pugs says that he's very close to his friends. Chicago Rob calls in to say that Pugs is in the bad end of the bargaining position. Pugs says that he doesn't hold any cards because she can and will leave him. He reveals that he's pushed the "I'm the only child, give me my space" thing to the limits. Rob says that he has to provide some unattainable value that she can't get anywhere else then she'll be unable to break up with him. Pugs is confused by the financial speak. Ray calls in to say that he has to be careful. This will be a precedent to how they build the rest of their relationship. Kelly thinks that Pugs is great with her kids. She believes that he was born to be a father/fun uncle. Pugs reveals that she is having a girl's night out at the place where he has his guy's night out. He wonders if they're allowed to talk if they run into each other. Brian/Bryan calls in to wonder if it hurt when Lady Friend ripped Pugs' nuts off and put it in her purse. Leslie calls in and says "look at your girlfriend and shut up".

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Pugs brings up the Pat O'Brian story. They also bring up the mean e-mail that he sent to a girl that left Access Hollywood. Pugs thinks that he's likable but a sycophant. That's good for his job at the Insider (an ET or Access Hollywood knock off that O'Brian controls). On Sunday, he entered an alcohol rehabilitation center. He's 57 years old. He won't be able to be reached for months. The ex-husband of his girlfriend is in possession of Pat O'Brian masturbating. Kelly thinks that women masturbating is more fun then watching a guy do it. Kelly and Thing 1 (Angela) think it's hot... hey, I masturbate all the time ladies for a good time call.... Pugs couldn't do that in front of a girl. There is also an E-mail that he sent out that laid out the blue-print to having an affair. Pugs points out that Pat O'Brian has a wife named Linda. They have a child together. He has a girlfriend (Betsy) and he also has a mistress. Betsy is described as an attractive of blonde mother of 2. She left her husband after Pat O'Brian seduced her. The ex-husband is well off financially but might release the photo because he doesn't like O'Brian. There are some voice mail messages that Pat sent to the mistress. He was trying to get a threesome happening between him and his girlfriend. He says "you're really bleeping hot... my girlfriend is really bleeping hot.. blah blah blah" Kelly thinks that is a good come on. Pugs wonders if he's having a mid-life crisis because he's talking like some douche bag kid would talk. Mike calls in to say that his wife wants to see him masturbate but he can't. He explains that it's his time. Pugs thinks that he can't do it because he got caught doing it back in High School. He explains that he was drunk at a buddy's dorm room. Everyone passed out and he started taking care of himself. John Whacker turned on the light and he was busted. He was in Ray Palma's bed. Ray was away at some baseball thing. Pugs says that all summer he heard that Ray Palma was going to beat his ass for whacking it in his bed. Kelly points out that the names were Whacker and Palma.

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Pugs reads that Pat O'Brian has a taste for hookers, cocaine, and unhygienic sex. Kelly is grossed out by unhygienic sex. She can understand the hookers and blow but disgusting deviant sex is uncool. He also reads that he licked former co-host Nancy O'Dell's face at an Access Hollywood Christmas party. Kelly doesn't think that's a big deal and reveals that she's liked Eric's face. Pugs says that he licked Wayne's face the other day. Pugs and Kelly agree that he sounds like a fun guy to have around the office. He also offended a couple of African-American employees when he said "What up my niggas" to them. Pugs and Kelly agree that you can't say that. They think that he's a guy going through a mid-life crisis. Kelly thinks that they'd be so screwed if stuff they've said came out. They play a clip of O'Brian calling his mistress from the bathroom of a bar. He was there with his girlfriend and the mistress was also there. These clips are everywhere. I'd look them up cause they're hilarious. He whispers in the first one and it's really creepy. All he says is "you're so f*ing hot.. you're so f*hot". He's trying to convince his mistress to have a threeway with his girlfriend. Everyone agrees that this sounds like a 17 year old trying to pick up a chick. He says "I want you badly.. I know you want me... but you have to be with Betsy". Pugs thinks this sounds like Craig Gass. Pugs and Eric thinks that it sounds like he's doing blow. Bruce now has a third to his list.

1. Nothing in Writing
2. No pictures
3. No new voice mail messages.

I say that this is why I communicate with women using letters I cut out of magazines, those never come back to haunt you. They play more clips of weirdy mcweirdweird. Pugs and Eric think that this is coke induced and suggest that all these calls were in a ten minute span. Pugs and Kelly thinks that he may have said "treat you like a dirty jew". Pugs points out that you can't say thay in Hollywood.

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Dr. Schwartz joins the show. Pugs realizes that Friday is good Friday and shouldn't be working. Kelly will be having surgery. Kelly's kids are off from school. She says that Catholics don't' get that many holidays and tells us that the Jews have all the good ones. Pugs brings up how the sales department is never working because of Jewish holidays. Kelly is celebrating by letting a Jewish Doctor cut her up. Dr. Schwartz has been hassling Kelly to find out who is going to be watching her after her surgery. Kelly says that she had somebody and Schwartz smelled BS. He said that they were going to reschedule if she doesn't have anybody. Kelly thinks it's hard to get somebody to care for you. Schwartz thinks it's hard to have your after-surgery care handled by an 8 year old. Kelly doesn't recall her ex-boyfriend not doing much. Schwartz reminds her that she doesn't recall much of anything that happened. Kelly doesn't think he would have noticed if she died and Schwartz advises her to pick somebody else this time.... Hmmmm, Kelly in a weakened state and unable to recall anything? I'll watch her.... Kelly told her friend Sherry that her and her girlfriend could sleep in her bed and she'll sleep in the couch. Pugs thinks that's weird because they're two lesbians. Schwartz thinks that Kelly should sleep in her bed. Pugs asks Dr. Schwartz if he should take Friday off. SCHWARTZ points out that he's not the guy to be asking this. He takes off for high holy days and they're not working on Friday. Kelly wonders if it was his choice and he says that it's never his choice. He tells us that his staff tries to get off for Arbor day. that's rsplastic.com

SYBIILIZATiON AS WE KNOW IT!

1. Vonage is getting sued by the State of Texas for failing to inform costumers that they can't call 911 from their phones. The 911 service is separate.

2. In New York, scientist are working on a mall that entirely run by robots.
Pugs thinks that it is good to put the douchebag teenagers out of work. This will allow them to hang out at the mall all day. Pugs says that he is anti-robot. He is not pro-bot. Kelly says that they're nobot.

3. American Idol screwed up their voting process. They're redoing it. That's good. That's another episode that I won't watch.

4. There is a Cruise ship that attempted to enter St. Kit. They were not allowed to enter because they were gay nudist.

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5. Authorities in Illinois are trying to find the mother of a 1st grader who brought 40 bags of crack-cocaine to class. He believed that they were candy. He was sharing them with the class.
Kelly doesn't know why cops don't follow the sale of itty bitty ziplocks to trace drug dealers.

6. In Connecticut, a state trooper has been suspended after being recorded on a 911 tape for telling a victim "too bad".

7. Billy Idol has gray pubes. He has to shave it off. He noticed that it looked like steel wool.

8. That red head chick from Desperate Housewives is mad at Teri Hatcher for being a diva.
Pugs brings up that movie where she did full frontal on the balcony.

9. It's 57 degrees outside and the high is going to be 66.
Pugs thinks it's good that Sybil does the weather because he's too lazy to look outside the window.

The fake story is robot mall.

Kelly reminds us that it's a new year and offers a new resolution for people. She thinks that people should discover their stereotype and attempt to disprove them. She says that she refuses to put on make up while driving and Pugs doesn't eat in public. Kelly complains about the accidents on 635. Pugs reminds her that it rained for 5 minutes 5 hours ago. When the jam started to clear up, Kelly ended up behind an Asian chick who refused to accelerate. Kelly thinks that she has an obligation to be a faster and better driver. Pugs tells us that we can't do math or play the violin while driving down LBJ anymore. Kelly is having surgery on Friday. She's having her boobs swapped out. She says that she lost weight and now she has the ripple effect. Eric says that he's seen that on foreign strippers with coke addictions. Pugs wasn't aware that Kelly was going to have a day off this week.

Eric spent the whole weekend watching left wing documentaries on the Sundance channel. He watched "Bush Says", "Bowling for Columbine", "Control Room"... Pugs needs Michael Moore to start bathing. He tells us that it's hard to take a homeless guy seriously.

Sybil only fell three times yesterday. She assures us that only one fall was when she was drunk. It wasn't in public so no strangers saw her fall.

Pugs had a tragic falling incident too. He took his girlfriend's daughter shopping for her birthday. She wanted to go to Target and Pugs was happy about that. He asked her what she wanted and she said a bike. Pugs was worried because he thought he was going to have to spend 400 bucks on some fancy ass bike. He informs us that you can get a bike at target for about 60 dollars. She picked out some girly bike and Pugs tested it out in the parking lot. Kelly laughs. He lets us know that he use to ride bikes and so he thought he'd show off. He popped a wheelie and the thing got away from him. The bike shot out from under him and flew across the parking lot. He landed on his ass in the middle of the road. People couldn't pull out because his body was there.

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I do stuff during the day. Sure, I can manage to work on the website, take a few notes, and make stupid comments but, I have to do less fun grown up things too. I listen to the show and record it. I got a hum from the end of the first segment to the middle of the third segment. Here is a brief recap from memory.

Kelly and Chicago Rob, who will be referred to as Rob from now on, had a discussion about the state of their relationship while dining at Fogo De Chao. Pugs thinks that's a silly place to have an intimate discussion because you have guys in Hammer pants shoving meat in your face all night. Kelly got drunk and forgot what the outcome of this discussion. I hate when that happens.

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Pugs watched the roast of Jeff Foxworthy last night. He thought it was funny but he doesn't understand the appeal of Blue Collar Comedy. He can kind of enjoy Jeff Foxworthy as a guy that he and grandma can laugh at. He hasn't seen Ron White's act but when he met him he liked him. He thinks Larry the Cable guy is stupid. They play a clip of Greg Giraldo roasting Foxworthy and it was awesome. They play some Larry the Cable guy and Pugs points out how the high levels of hackousity. Pugs points out that a lot of comics and people that follow the comedy scene despise this guy. He thought that he looked nervous and suggests that it's because that New York was putting him on the spot. He had to stand up in front of all these people and prove to them why he sells out arenas.

Now, back to the tape...

Larry the Cable Guy tells a stupid Christopher Reeve joke that wouldn't have been funny when it was still topical. Larry then says that "Roots" is funnier than "the Jeff Foxworthy Show". Kelly doesn't think he should say that because it sounds like he's serious. Larry finally says something almost funny... No, not the lame ass "super cutting edge" line of "whacking it to Smokey and the Bandit 2"... He says that if it wasn't for Jeff he wouldn't be here doing this "ego-feeding bull S*** and not getting paid". Pugs thought it was cool that he is smarter than his character. He also bombed some stupid joke and then broke character to say "that's why I'm playing the arenas!". Which I thought was funny. He tells some other joke and says "man, I got to work this out before I come up here because this ain't open mic night". His accent wasn't as thick and he didn't say it like a complete tard. People applaud him for that. Kelly and Pugs don't understand the "get er done" thing. Pugs liked that he winked to the more sophisticated comics with his "open mic night" comment. Anthony, typical douche bag, calls in to tell "them two Yankees" that if they want to increase their mid day ratings then they have to get on board. Pugs wonders if he means that they have to embrace stupid comics. Anthony says that attitude is the reason that their ratings are tanking. Pugs checks with Sybil and confirms that their ratings are climbing. He points out that there are a lot of comics from the state of Texas that think that Larry the Cable Guy is a complete tool. Sean Rouse, who for Pugs' money is the best comic out there right now, is from Houston. Freddy Soto is from the Valley. Kelly thinks that Bill Hicks probably wouldn't have been a big fan. Pugs reminds us that Bill Hicks is one o f the greatest comics ever and he would have thought that this was lowest common denominator comedy. Kelly points out that lowest common denominator comedy sells. Kelly can understand Anthony's point but doesn't think that he has to be a jerk ass about it. Anthony says that the guys that Pugs named are playing midnight shows at the improv and not the AAC. Kelly reminds him that just because it's popular doesn't mean it's not crap. Pugs says that New Kids on the Block sold out arenas and he doesn't have to get on board. Anthony says to get a clue and Pugs tells him that just because a guy has a Southern accent doesn't mean you have to think it's good. A guy calls in to point out that Pugs does a shady northern mob lawyer character that people from their area could identify with it. He says that all of us in the south have some uncle or cousin that is the Cable guy.... no we don't... Pugs says that he knew people like Andrew Dice Clay but he doesn't think he's funny either. Pugs points out that Ron White has a southern accent and he's great. The caller says that if one of their comedy friends from New York were to do the same jokes that Larry the Cable guy says then they would think that it's great. Pugs and Kelly disagree with him. Pugs loves Carlos Mencia but doesn't like his retard character... and Carlos doesn't do it for his whole act.... Kelly wonders about the difference between Archie Bunker and Larry the cable guy. Pugs says that Archie Bunker was commenting as a stupid person on important topical social issues. Pugs asks Sybil, native Texan, if she likes Larry because he reminds her of members of her family. She says that she doesn't follow that stuff cause it doesn't appeal to her. Pugs reminds her that she's from Texas so she's suppose to like it. She also says that she doesn't like country music... ooooooo somebody is looking for some hate e-mails.... hmmmm, Kelly says that I said that comedy should be left to Jews and blacks because they know what they're doing. Some guy calls in to say that he hates country music but loves Blue Collar Comedy. He says that they're not his favorite comics and sites Dane Cook as his favorite. That's good. Nothing says "I like good comedy" than supporting some douchebag that takes his shirt off and pretends to be the alien from "Alien". He thinks that Collin Quinn did worse than Larry did last night. Pugs agrees. He thinks that he's so bitter that Comedy Central pulled his show and he lashed out at Denis Leary for no reason. I have no problem with that. Denis Leary is a hack that couldn't hold Bill Hicks' ashtray. Kelly brings up how she doesn't think that Richard Pryor was that great. Pugs tells her that it's because she's watching it 30 years after. He points out that every black comic has modeled their act off of Richard Pryor. Vincent calls in to ask if Pugs ever heard of Dr. Dirty. Pugs thinks that sounds like somebody he would ever go pay to see. Pugs and Kelly agree if that sounds hacky. Sarah calls in to do her stupid Sarah the cable gal character. Dave calls in to yell "get er done". He says if they don't like it then they need to go back to Chicago. He compares it to him saying something about the Chicago Bears. Pugs doesn't think it's like that at all... it's not because there is no debate, the Chicago Bears suck... Kelly doesn't know why they have to embrace stupidity. Ron calls in to say that Ron White has been telling the tater salad story for 20 years... Hey Ron, you think maybe Ron White been able to reach as big an audience until he hit the Blue Collar tour? You think that Ron is going to put his A-material on the DVD, album, and the tour so that he can get new fans familiar with his work? As I see it, that would be the most non-retarded thing to do. Besides, if Ron does one same story in his act.. OK... Jeff Foxworthy has been telling the same one joke 40 times a show his whole career. Bill Engvall also tells the same one joke that Foxworthy uses. So, I ask you this, what's your friggin' point?...

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Pugs found this thing online called "aural sex". It's a list of the 30 hottest things you can say to a woman in bed. aKelly is a talker in bed. Pugs and Eric are very quiet. They don't even moan. Pugs can't get coca because it helps him pop too quick. Pugs complains that he hasn't been enjoying sex so much because he's enjoying it too much. He wishes that he could go crazy but it isn't going to work out. Kelly suggests that Pugs find a girlfriend that isn't so hot. Pugs says that when he has sex with his girlfriend, he realizes that he's having sex with his girlfriend and then it's over. Kelly tells us that girls have the opposite problem. They have to focus on finishing quicker. Pugs says that men have to ignore all the sexy things that girls do to get off quicker so that they don't get off. Kelly enjoys a guy that talks and she likes to talk. Pugs prefers a girl that shuts her mouth and lays there. A guy calls in to say that he has the opposite problem. He can finish with a one night stand but not with anybody that he's been seeing for a while. That's the complete opposite of me. I guess that's why I haven't had a girlfriend in a while. Tom calls in to say that he likes to talk but his girlfriend does not. He wonders how he can suggest it to her and maintain a civil discussion. Kelly suggest that he gets her drunk and then tell her. You have to remind her the next day so that she'll remember. Kelly says that is the best way to discuss new sexual experiences with a woman. I tried that with my ex-girlfriend and I told her that I wanted her cousin. It didn't work. Pugs doesn't like that idea because he thinks he'd be treating her like a whore. Kelly loves to be treated like a whore. Pugs reads off some of the list.

"Waking up with you is even better than sleeping with you"
That isn't going to turn Kelly on. She's going to panic and wonder if she has to stay there all night.

"Squeeze my hand when it feels really amazing"
hahahaha.... hahaahaha... hahahaha.... good lord that's funny. Kelly thinks it's weird when Pugs says it. Pugs thinks it means "squeeze my hand when you want me to finish".

Address her by he full name then say "wow".
Pugs tries it. "Kelly Mohr... wow". I think all of Dallas got a little creeped out. Kelly thinks that wouldn't work because she would think that the person is trying to remember who he's sleeping with. Pugs continues. "I want to lick and kiss every inch of you Kelly Mohr wow." "I can't stop touching you Kelly Mohr wow." Kelly doesn't think she's ever said a guy's name in bed because she's worried that she'll say the wrong name. Pugs thinks he's only said the f word followed by "yeah". Kelly likes it when somebody asks if they like that. She also likes them to say "do you like my big weeeeeee". Pugs says that they'll giggle if he says that because it's not.

"I love how you taste"
Kelly says no. She says that is the reason why she hates getting oral. She like to say that he taste good though.

"Do you feel this too?"
Kelly thinks that's dumb. Pugs says "Kelly Mohr wow" again. Then he turns to Sybil and says "Sybil Summers wow". Sybil says that she talks in bed. She's said that she's getting so wet before but in case the FCC is reading, she was having sex in a swimming pool at the time.. yeah, sure.... Pugs thinks that sounds too dirty. He complains that the damn Nuns made him so sexually repressed. That's funny, cause the nuns made me a sexual deviant. Ginger calls in to say that she needs somebody that makes noise so that she can gauge what makes them feel good. She likes to feed off their energy so that she can get off. Morgan calls in to say that he can't be with a girl that is quiet. She has to make porn noises or he's out. Pugs says that she's faking if she sounds like that. Morgan thinks that Pugs isn't doing his job well enough then and tells him that she should be like the cheering section. Jeff calls in to say that he feels sorry for both of them. He thinks that they're both repressed. Kelly doesn't think she sounds repressed and Jeff says that she doesn't like oral. She's quiet too but it's because she has kids. Pugs thinks that it must be weird when he talks because he doesn't have a feminine voice. He thinks it must feel like she's lezzing off. Lady friend thinks that is horrible and Pugs reminds her that she's the one having sex with him.

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SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. The body of Jessica Lunsford has been found. John Evander Couey has admitted to killing her. He is also charged with burglary with battery, kidnapping, and sexual battery.
Pugs tells us that Couey said that he tried to be good but he binged on drugs. Pugs thinks that it's all right to use that as an excuse. Kelly tells us that he told his family that he did something bad and had to leave. Kelly thinks that when your child molesting half-brother says that and then the girl across the street goes missing, you should probably tell somebody. Pugs doesn't think a brother that is a serial child molester should be considered your family anymore.

2. A man that became disruptive on a flight because he wanted a beer died after being subdued by a team of rugby players.
Pugs thinks he got what he deserved. Kelly thinks that you shouldn't get the death penalty for being a jerk. Pugs and Kelly agree that rugby players are rough. Pugs thinks that they were just looking to get involved in some sort of ruckus. Kelly thinks that they have some nerve for coming down on somebody for acting inappropriate.

3. A 37 Indian woman has 2 sons that are blind. She wanted to help them by giving her corneas to them. She committed suicide so that doctors could transplant it. The doctors are saying that it isn't going to work.

4. A man was arrested with a fake penis and bladder so that he can pass a drug test.
Eric used the fake whiz to pass for a job. Pugs think it would be funny if they gave you the urine cup and you fill it with skakel.

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5. Playgirl editor Michelle Zip has been relieved of her duties after it was revealed that she voted republican in the 2004 election.
Sybil can't believe that is illegal. Pugs thinks that is fine because she sets the tone for the magazine. He says that Playgirl is gay porno. He says that when the editor of the magazine sides with the people that are trying to shut you down then you sever that tie. Kelly points out that she can't be outside protesting with a sign that says "down with porn". Pugs never hears a republican saying that they support gay rights. They can't think a bigger beacon of liberalism than playgirl. It's for gay men. Pugs says that you wouldn't hire a gay man to edit Maxim, you don't hire a soccer mom to edit Sports Illustrated, and you don't hire MIchael Moore to edit the Rush Limbaugh newsletter. It's a conflict of interest. She voted for the ongoing persecution of pornographers and she is one. They wouldn't hire a member of "Focus on the Family" to be the program director. A few people call in to discuss this and they don't see why she has to be fired for her political belief. I wouldn't hire Larry David to be a speech writer for Daniel Carver of the Ku Klux Klan. Well, I might. I think they're both funny in their own way.


6. A 17 year old boy was arrested after slamming his car into a police vehicle. He tried to pump and run for gas.

7. Michael Jackson was 45 minutes for trial.

8. Pat Brien is a dirty drunk.

9. Weekend Box Office review
5. Hitch
4. Ice Princess
3. The Pacifier
2. Robots
1. The Ring 2

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Pugs brings up how Ving Rhames is the new Kojak. Yep.. 2 minutes of show left. Kelly found herself having to explain suicide and chronic depression to her son after he watched the Contender. She doesn't know if she should revisit the topic with him. Pugs thinks that must be a completely foreign concept for his 8 year old mind. Hey, I'll explain chronic depression and suicide to Declan. Who could do it better? I've been suicidal since the womb.

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