Kelly thinks that I'm very funny in instant messenger. She thinks that some people are funnier in writing but she thinks I'm funny in person too. Pugs disagrees. He believes I'm a bump on the log in person. Eric reenacts my reaction to him trying to talk to me. Of course, Eric leaves out the part about how he has never approached me like a normal human being. Eric likes to walk up to somebody and ask "hey, would you like to touch my penis" and then he walks off. He's also fond of walking up to people and fake kissing them and then he walks off. It's hard to have a normal conversation with somebody that does that... but I will admit that I take a long long long long long long time to warm up to people.... Kelly thinks that you just have to be friendly with me and Pugs assures her that he's very friendly. He says that his new move with me is to be really touchy feely just to freak me out. Kelly tells him that I hate being touched. She says that she has two type of people that she's drawn too. On the dating scene, she is drawn to emotionally detached guys. On the friendship scene, she is drawn to people with a deep seeded anger that hide it by not saying anything. Kelly theorizes that those kind of people believe that if they say one thing then it will all pour out as vile-angry rhetoric. She thinks that it would scare everyone including the crazy person. She says that I'm one of those people and that I would probably end up yelling, "AND I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!". Pugs says I'm a powder keg and calls me a school shooter ******* you know, that really hurts my feelings. Sure, I'm a bit of an oddball. I keep a lot of my thoughts to myself. I don't really assimilate into friendly relationships with people quickly. If you dig deeper you can find why I'm so angry and it doesn't really help with the "I'm sane" argument. Am I a school shooter type? Hell no. I despise those people with all of my being. I don't respect punk ass kids, their teenage angst or their social anxiety. When you look at my high school life you find that I was much different then I am now. I was active, social (with a few anti-social tendencies that I absolutely hate about myself), and I was some what friendly. I battled bouts of depression like any manic depressive kid would but I endured. I have anger issues. I know that. However, I went to high school post-Columbine and I quickly found out that we weren't allowed to be human beings anymore. Any sign of anger and you're painted as some kind of lunatic. People who are sad become suicidal drama queens. People who have passion become blind zealots. I have all these things. In order to avoid being ridiculed for the feelings that would naturally come out during the course of a conversation, I started shutting up. I starting keeping my conversations short or non-existent, I just kept building on that until today. It's not my intention to be a buzzkill. I don't like that. I apologize if I've ever been that to anyone. I'm sorry if you think I'm a little creepy. I'm sorry if my comfort level is incredibly difficult to reach. I never meant to bother people so I guess I'll just stay away or something. I don't know. I have friends in Fort Worth, it's closer for me, and I've always preferred the bars there.********
Sorry about that, back to the show...
Kelly says that her friend is Sherry is very similar. Kelly thinks it's hilarious and appreciates really dry and angry humor. She says that one of the things she likes to do with me is talk about t-shirt slogans because I speak in them. She shares that the T-shirt idea I gave her before the show was one with a picture of Jesus with arms crossed. It would read "Whatchu talkin' 'bout Judas" underneath. Jesus is really hot lately. Anything with him sells big. Pugs wonders if you wear whacky T-shirts, like those from the T-shirt hell company, in public. Kelly thinks that nothing is funny one minute later. Pugs agrees it's a one trick pony. Kelly says that a shirt is like having one joke and telling it over and over again. Pugs brings up how one of his friends is a whacky t-shirt guy. He was wearing a John Deer style shirt that said "nothing runs like a queer". It had a guy with a bat running after a gay guy. The shirt was making light of gay bashing. Pugs thought it was funny but it's not something you wear out in public. He doesn't even think you buy that shirt. You just see it at the store and laugh..... I'm not a fan of whacky t-shirts. I think they're kind of toolish. It's like wearing a sign that says "hey, ask me about my crazy shirt!". Kelly brings up why people hate Jewish people and says that she doesn't understand it. Pugs is feeling very uncomfortable. Jay Gormley, CBS 11 news, joins the show to promote his T-shirt for his movie $30,000 Millionaires. THe website is
www.parkviewplace.net The t-shirt sales will help fund the movie. Interest in the movie is picking up and they've been accepted into all the festivals. They have several companies interested in making their full-length feature. Jay says that a lot of people like the shirt. He says that everyone that likes it feels the need to prove that they're not a $30,000 millionaire.
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Kelly brings up how Jay Gormley did a story about a billboard featuring two gay football players holding hands. It was advertising gay.com. The point was that gay people aren't just florist, hair stylist, and interior designers. Pugs doesn't know when he first became aware of homosexuality. He knows it wasn't when he was getting diddled Joey Graham. Kelly's friend Sherry and her girlfriend Xena was over for the weekend. Shemp brought the kids over to pick up their Easter egg baskets. Kelly introduced her kids to the couple. On Sunday, Declan asked if Xena is Sherry's roommate. Kelly told him that it was Sherry's girlfriend. Declan asked if it was "girlfriend like
girlfriend or "girlfriend like
friend. Pugs thinks you just lie to him. Kelly doesn't him to start questioning her credibility. Pugs wonders what happened to the good old days when you just say "we'll talk about it when you're older". Pugs and Kelly agree that being gay isn't a choice. Kelly told him that some people aren't attracted to the opposite sex. She said that it isn't the usual thing but some people are just that way. Declan seemed OK with that explanation and thinks that he has been welcomed into a new level of maturity. Kelly says that he watched Animal Planet and they were talking about gay animals. Pugs doesn't think that animals can be gay. He thinks they just rub because it feels good. Eric brings up how dogs queer off with each other all the time. Pugs has never seen a male dog hump another boy dog but he's seen a boy dog rub on a male human. Kelly says that she entered his room one time and heard "and in this case the male rhino was attracted to another male rhino". Pugs wonders if animals have gay fetish groups. He brings up a gay gazelle's desire to get it on with a gay hippo. A lady calls in to say that a friend of hers found out his mother was gay when he was 14. He was traumatized. She thinks that Kelly shouldn't let her kid stumble upon any gay manuals. Kelly assures us that she had her friends leave their gay manuals at home. Pugs brings up how his Filipino friend's dad had the most vile Filipino porn. Looking back, he thinks that it was probably kiddie porn. It had torture in it. Eric wonders if gay manuals read like stereo instructions. Pugs thinks that kids need to learn about sex on the street. His mother never taught him about sex and he doesn't think he's any worse than anybody else in the room. Kelly reminds him that this room isn't the bar of regularity as far as sex goes. Eric's parents never told him and his first journey into sexuality was a porno called "Anal Fury". He thought that was how it was suppose to be done. A genius calls in to say that of course being gay is a choice. Genius asks if Eric has kissed guys and Eric admits that he has. He says that if you have a tendency to be attracted to men but you it's your duty to overcome those temptation. He says that everyone has a cross to bare. Pugs points out that he's saying that people are BORN with the tendency of being attracted to men. Genius says that being gay is the results of childhood trauma or it is learned through other behavior.... Pugs has had childhood trauma and I'm pretty sure he's straight. I had a lot of childhood trauma and I'm pretty sure I'm straight.... Pugs and Kelly who the hell is telling Genius this. Pugs points out that his problem is with people that don't deny who they are. Eric attempts to clear his name by pointing out that he kissed a guy because a girl refused to have a threesome with them unless they did that.
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Pugs brings up how "Pardon the Interruption" brought up the same debate that they had yesterday. The question is "would you rather sit by Bill Murray or Ashley Judd at a basketball game". The "Pardon the Interruption" dudes picked Ashley Judd. After seeing the actual footage of Ashley Judd, Pugs decided to change his answer to her. She kissed some KU student.
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Kelly would still sit with Bill Murray. Sybil would rather sit with Ashley Judd because she likes her movies more than his movies. Pugs brings up Caddyshack. Sybil says that every time she tries to watch it, she falls asleep. Kelly offers to act out the entire movie for her after the show. Pugs brings up Stripes. Sybil has never seen it. Pugs brings up What About Bob, Groundhog's Day, and Rushmore. Pugs wonders what Ashley Judd has done. Sybil brings up Double Jeopardy. Pugs and Kelly both stayed up to 2 am watching movies. Eric stayed up watching Threesome. Everyone debates about who is in that movie. Pugs watched "Taking Lives". Kelly heard that there is a really hot sex scene in that one and Pugs tells her that there is better Angelina Jolie sex scenes out there. He brings up "Gia" for hot lesbian sex. Kelly admits that she does have a heroin addict fetish.
Sybilization as we know it...
1. Michael Shiavo wants an autopsy of Terry's body to research how bad she's truly off.
2. A kid was arrested in relation to the school shooting that took place last week in Minnesota. They're not saying why or how he's connected.
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Pugs is being invaded by pop-ups. He thinks the computer needs to be stripped down. Kelly is doing great today. Pugs reminds her that it's her birthday and then she sounds a bit down. Her surgery was awesome. She says that it was so easy. She now has silicon implants. She thinks they look even better. Kelly brings up how she would talk to Pugs' ex-wife about getting implants. They used to keep really hush hush because nobody in Chicago had them. The people that did have them were stupid whores. The culture is so different. Pugs says that nobody has boobs unless they're natural. Eric gestures that large natural boobs hangs down to their bellies. Pugs says that a 25 year old with big boobs doesn't have sag. He points to Sybil's large rack and notes that they don't sag. Eric tells us to look at her in 10 years. He says that he's been raised around fake boobs. Kelly thinks that fake breast are like wearing your favorite outfit everyday. She had the lesbian slumber party at her house on Friday. They watched Napoleon Dynamite. Her friend Sherry was upset that Kelly wasn't laughing as hard as she did the first time she watched it. Pugs thinks that the movie has been ruined for her because she's heard all the clips on her friend's show. He thinks that Shaun of the Dead will be ruined soon too because he's heard it on his favorite radio stations. Eric tells him that he's heard it on their show and Kelly reminds him that this is suppose to be his favorite station. Pugs and Kelly agree that their favorite station is always the one that pays them. Kelly thinks that it was fun to hang out with the lesbian couple. Eric hit a wrong button and erased all the birthday montage production that he was working on. Kelly thought that he looked like he was going to cry. Eric admits that he was trying to figure out a way to blame Cody but he knows it was all his fault. Eric went to 9:30 mass with his family. Pugs thinks that Eric is mass posing and doesn't think he regularly attends mass. Eric informs him that he goes every 2 months with his mom. He also broke his glasses. Kelly feels groovy on the pain killers. Pugs is tempted but then he figured he should stay lucid. Chicago Rob wants to spoil Kelly for her birthday but she doesn't want to celebrate it. Kelly went to the rest room while on pain killers and noticed that the bathroom was covered in flies just like the Amityville Horror. It was even creepier because they weren't moving.... me thinks they might have been feasting on dead rat at one time... She could also see that cool ass green color on their tails. She sprayed the entire bathroom with bug killer stuff. She locked herself in there while spraying. After ten minutes of watching the flies drop dead she realized that she should probably get out of the room too. She left the corpses in their and Pugs thinks it's good to have a warning to the other flies.
Jeff Burkett, the 5-star imperial general of promotioning and marketing joins the show. Pugs explains that Jeff is the king of prizes. He's here to explain the Smirnoff Ultimate Concert Give-away. They're going to give a lucky listener two seats to every show at the Smirnoff. They could see...
Pat Green
Pugs stops Jeff and tells him that Sam the Mailman is complaining that he came up with this concert and now Jeff is taking credit. Jeff thinks that Sam is a whiny bitch. Pugs points out that Sam works for Jeff and he's pulling this crap behind his back. Kelly brings up how Gavin is taking credit for the cool new t-shirts and Jeff claims that all Gavin did was sign a piece of paper. The new shirts was all his thing. They could also see...
Rodney Carrington
Earth, Wind, and Fire and Chicago
The Warp Tour
Snoop Dogg and The Game
Kelly would go to that but she thinks she'll need a bullet proof vest
Oz-fest
There are more but these are the only ones that they can announce. Jeff explains that you have to listen to the Howard Stern show. Val will announce a band name and then on the Pugs and Kelly show, they'll ask for people to call in. Whoever has the right name wins. The winners will be qualified for the grand prize.
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Pugs brings up that 50 cent was a guesto n the Simpsons alst night. He wanted to get Bart to join his tour. Bart was riding aroudn in his stretch hummer limo and 50 cent pulled up in his stretch hummer limo. They play the clip. Bart tells him that he has to fo to school. 50 cent tells him that he should stay in school and then asked if that was community service. Somebody told him no and then he said that he'd go to the park to pick up dog poop then. Kelly doesn't think 50 cent did a good job as 50 cent. Pugs thinks that he did great. They replay it to discuss it. Kelly is going out on a limb and says that he sounds high. Some guy calls in to ask who won the nextel cup race. Pugs tells him that they just had a Busch race. It's now time for Pugs and Kelly's Institute for Human Growth and Development. Pugs reminds people that they can e-mail anybody with an @pugsandkellylive.com with a HGD but thinks that they should probably limit it to Kelly, Sybil, Eric or himself.... though I think that they should send it to me too. I'm very helpful and would love to field questions.... They call the E-mailer Sergio. Kelly likes it cause it sounds gay. Sergio is 28 years old. He's married to his high school sweetheart and they have 3 kids. She's a stay at home mom and has gained 30 pounds over the last 3 years. He works out four times a week. He's offered to go out on walks with her or take a couple aerobics class but she doesn't have any interest. His high school reunion is coming up and he's embarrassed to show up with her. She was a hottie in high school and he still wants people to think of her that way. He wonders if he should not tell her about the reunion and skip it all together or should he give her an ultimatum. Pugs thinks that high school reunions are very stressful. Kelly thinks he has a target mom for a wife. She teaches us that if she was 70 pounds heavier she'd be a wal-mart mom. This year is Eric's 10th reunion. Pugs and Kelly if anybody famous is going to be there and Eric says just him. He gets the buzzer. Kelly was a radio producer and lost out "most famous" to a person with the nice glasses. Her friend Sheila leaned over and said "I guess that says something about Danny Bonaduce's ratings. Pugs thinks that it would suck to go to Miami and be the number one radio guy there and then come back to your reunion in Dallas and be nothing. .. I'm going to lose out to a guy that played in the NCAA championship and will probably have a NBA contract next year (I'm attending my 5 year reunion next year... I don't really know why we're having 5 years but eh, I'll get drunk and hit on the foreign exchange students or something)....
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They're back with the e-mailer with the tubby wife. Pugs thinks that this guy has to stop thinking that he's walking in with the hottest chick at the reunion. He believes that the hottest chick won't even be a girl from your class. She's going to be a trophy chick that some really successful dude is going to bring to show off. Kelly thinks that it might be a chick that nobody suspected would ever be hot. Pugs calls that the Tracy Linson syndrome. They also think that they're going to have formerly hot chicks that are now in the toilet.. kind of like Sergio's fat wife.... Pugs wonders if you are obligated to maintain your body type after you're married. Kelly thinks you're suppose to try your best to look your best for your husband. Pugs points out that Kelly started going crazy with working out and big fake boobs after she got divorced and Kelly toots her own horn by pointing out that she was never unattractive. Kelly says that the one piece of wedding advice that she gave her was to put on make up, wear nice clothes, and work out. A guy calls in to say that he's been married for 10 years. When they got married he weighed 180 and she weighed 150. He eventually ballooned up to 285 and she weighed almost 300. Kelly wonders if they've done anything but eat. He says that he eventually got tired of it and went to the gym. He tried to get her to go walking with him but she wasn't interested. Pugs thinks that she didn't keep up her end of the bargain. They eventually divorced. He explains that as he lost weight, his energy levels soared. He wanted to go out and do things but she wanted to stay in. Pugs thinks what he did was in bad form but he understands why he did it. Some guy calls in trying to be cute by asking how Pugs' ex-wife dumped him. Pugs says that she never had to. He explains that he comes to the party as is. There are a lot of girls that like bigger guys. They agree that women are more likely to give a fat man a chance than a man will give a fat woman a chance. Kelly thinks that a woman that needs to lose weight would be most motivated by their husband's critic. She admits that she'd be pissed and hurt though. Pugs thinks that it would be best if it was long and drawn out. Kelly suggests getting her drunk. Pugs thinks that it would be perfect to do it over a romantic dinner... I disagree, her eating is already the problem. I suggest telling her that your favorite thing about her is that you can stash food in her fat rolls for the winter. She'll think it's a compliment at first but she'll understand what you're really trying to say.... Kelly doesn't understand how a stay at home mom doesn't want to go to the gym. She teaches us that gyms have nurseries and that allows you some time to yourself. She thinks it's lame when people use the "I don't have time" excuse. Shawna calls in to ask if they have a camera in their house. He says that the exact same thing is happening in their house. She tells us that her husband has gained weight too and thinks that he's out of line for suggesting that she lose weight when he's a lard ass. Pugs wonders if he was chunky when she married him and Shawna informs him that they were both chunky big fatty mcfatties. Pugs thinks that he has no cause to bitch now. He fell in love and married with a big fat woman. Chris calls in to say that he thinks you should always stay in shape for your better half. He thinks that Sergio should approach it with the health angle. He says that he should tell her that he wants to better their health so that they can grow old together. A different Chris calls in to say that his wife approached him and asked if she can have an affair because she's not attracted to him anymore. That sucks dude. Pugs thinks it's different for men than for women. He thinks that a woman can walk up to her husband and say "you fat disgusting pig, will you go to the friggin' gym and lose some weight" but a husband can't say that to a wife. Chris says that it got him back in the gym. Kelly thinks asking for the affair was a little harsh. Richard calls in to ask how long a woman can use the "I just had a baby excuse". Pugs thinks that you have a year. He thinks that 9 months would be enough but you have to adjust your life to a new baby so they get a few extra months of slack. Kelly teaches us that doctors say that it takes you 9 months to put on the weight and 9 months to take it off. Richard says that his ex-wife was 250 pounds when their son was 4 and use the "I just had a baby excuse". Pugs wonders if she had a litter because that's a big woman. Lisa calls in to say that her husband told her that if she gained 10 or 15 pounds then he would leave her. Pugs thinks that her husband has hand in their relationship and points out that you can 10 pounds while on vacation. Kelly doesn't think it's a bad thing but suggests raising it to 20 pounds.
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They just found a story on the drummer in Crowded House committing suicide. Kelly wonders if drummers are the most easily replaceable people in a band. Pugs thinks that they're very important. He teaches us that a lot of kids weren't allowed to have drums growing up because they're parents hated hearing it. Kelly wasn't aware of the drummer shortage. Kelly doesn't want to get into this discussion because it's stupid. Pugs thinks that bass players are the most replaceable person. Pugs admits that when a band really makes it big then you can replace the drummer with any number of studio drummers but in the early stages, they're very important. Pugs reads more on the story. The drummer dude was prankster and battled chronic depression. He was found in park after last being seen walking his dogs. Jessa calls in and says that she's a drummer. She admits that drummers are totally replaceable. Pugs thinks that Jessa is probably not a good drummer then. Kelly wonders what happened to the dogs the drummer dude was walking. Pugs realizes that he killed himself in the park with the dogs. He thinks that's irresponsible dog ownership. Pugs reads that Hester, the drummer, quit the band in 1994 and notices that he was replaceable then. He hosted his own chat show and some music video show. Kelly thinks that they should start calling their show a chat show. Hester was the only Australian in the all "Kiwi" band. Pugs wonders if that means that the band is Tasmanian or something. He then tries to remember the country next to Australia and Eric reminds him that it's New Zealand. Pugs points out that people in Australia get really angry when people in New Zealand claim to be Australian. Shawn calls in to say that they found him hanging from the tree. Kelly thinks that he probably used the dog leash. Pugs thinks it's silly to free your dogs when you kill yourself because they're just going to get hit by a bus. Kelly would be afraid that they'd eat her. She then remembers that is more of a cat thing and reminds us that cats have no loyalty. a bunch of musician dorks call in and complain about Kelly's comments.
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Pugs wonders if Mexico hates us. Kelly thinks they always offer chiclets. Pugs wonders why a bunch of Mexicans at a soccer game would start chanting "Osama" when the American team hits the field. Eric says that a girl he used to date when he lived in Mexico told him that there is a large college movement that is embracing Osama Bin Laden as the freedom fighter of an oppressed people. Pugs is outraged that somebody would chant something concerning 9/1 as a way to get back at a team of Americans. Kelly thinks that it's a very big step over chanting "yo' momma". Rico calls in to say that the reason is because that a large chunk of the United States used to belong to Mexico. He also says that they're not coming to this country, they're coming back to Mexico. Yeah OK, buddy.
SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!
1. An earthquake with a magnitude of 8.2 happened along he same fault line that caused the tsunami.
2. Pope John Paul II skipped his window visit after Easter. This followed a week where he couldn't speak.
Kelly wonders how sick you have to be before you are unable to be wheeled to a window and wave.
3. Terry Shiavo's husband and family are arguing about burial services.
Pugs thinks the husband needs to stop breaking balls because he won the dead thing.
4. There is another missing girl from Florida. She is 5'4'' and weighs 120 pounds. She's 12 years old.
Kelly points out that is taller than her. Sybil says that she's her size but the victim weighs a little more. Pugs wonders if she's cute because her cuteness will determine the media exposure.
5. The pentagon is investing money to the development to robot doctors for combat.
Pugs wonders if they're going to have the same smug attitude and God complex that all doctors have.
6. A tractor driver died after being suffocated by 80 tons of manure.
Kelly would rather be crushed by poop then to suffocate on it.
7. A woman at a waffle diner noticed her chicken sandwich was tough and stringy. She complained and the waitress told her to go take it up with the chef. The woman found the 19 year old cook whacked out on acid with a cat carcass near him. The body was picked off of.
Pugs wonders how she realized that he was whacked out on acid.
8. In New Mexico, a man was tied by his ankles and dragged by a truck for miles.
Sybil thinks that it sucks that there was another draggin but notes it's good that he lived. Kelly doesn't think it's that good that he lived. Pugs sees a picture of the missing girl in Florida and says that she's in a weird 12 year old awkward stage but Kelly thinks that she will become a beautiful woman in a few years. Pugs thinks that they should hope that she got abducted by a make-over artist. Kelly points out that I said that I've done a lot of acid but I've never ate a cat... and I'm oriental. Pugs notes that I'd be more inclined to do so.
9. In New York, this deli came out with beet flavored ice cream. This place has made chicken wing ice cream and gravy ice cream.
Pugs thinks that Asian restaurants have really bad ice cream. He thinks green tea ice cream is awful. Sybil doesn't like mango but Pugs and Kelly agree that coconut is good. Pugs complains that his girlfriend always tells him that this is the best green tea flavored ice cream. He gets it, she's Japanese. He points out that he doesn't order potato flavored ice cream everywhere they go.
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10. Some dumb dumb donated a bunch of toys to the salvation army. After her mother passed away in January, this woman gave all her things away except for her diary. She finally got around to reading the diary and found out that her mother was planning on giving away a lot of money to the grandkids by doing an east egg hunt with toys. It was a large sum of money. She wants it back.. hahahaaha
Tammy, ladyfriend, alls in to put her kids on the phone. THey wish Kelly happy birthday. I think Kelly upset one of the kids. She points out that her own kids will be jealous if they here Brooke and Ashley on the radio.
11. Brittany Spears is reportedly three months pregnant.
Pugs finally understand why people are saying that Brittany Spears is awful looking. He realizes how dumpy she looks.
12. Venus and Serena Williams just signed a deal to make a 6 episode reality show series. That's good for people that like big tranny looking women.
13. Weekend Box Office Update
5. The Pacifier
4. Robots
3. The Ring 2
2. Miss Congeniality 2
1. Guess Who
14 Here's you final four...
Pugs thinks it was the greatest weekend of basketball he's ever seen.
Illinois beat Arizona...
Pugs explains that they just didn't beat Arizona... he explains the big comeback and overtime win. I had Arizona going all the way. I didn't expect anybody could do to Salim Stoudamire what Illinois did. It was an awesome game.
Louisville beat West Virginia...
Pugs brings up how Louisville was down by almost 20 and came back in over time. Thank god they won because West Virginia is so boring to watch. I don't know who makes me yawn more, Utah or West Virginia... yeah, Utah... that goofy Australian kid is Bradley-esque.
North Carolina beat Wisconsin
Michigan State beat Kentucky...
They play a clip of the game. Pugs feels exhausted by the games this weekend. He doesn't' think he needs to work out today.
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the fake story was the acid chef cooking cat dude.
and they're on break again...
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Kelly came across something from "Dear Irma". Kelly thinks that Irma looks too old to give good advice on sex. A lady wrote Irma and said that her boyfriend wants to get a Jacob's Ladder. Pugs doesn't know what a Jacob's Ladder is besides a movie and a song by Huey Lewis. Kelly explains that it's a row of penis piercing along the shaft that looks like a ladder. Pugs wonders what the hell is wrong with people that want that. The writer of the letter is upset because it will stunt their sex life for months. She is sad that he would pick this procedure over a getting a piece of her ass. Pugs thinks he'd have to get a Jacob's Step ladder or foot stool. Jeremy calls in to say that he has 4 piercings down there. Jeremy says something that gets dumped. Jeremy says that oral feels a lot better with it. Kelly wonders how this happened. Jeremy says that he was in a tattoo parlor and saw it. He decided that he wanted it. Pugs is sickened that he'd let a greasy tattoo artist shove spikes through his junk. Jeremy assures us that it was a woman. I don't think Jeremy realizes that the problem is the SPIKES THROUGH THE WIENER! Kelly wonders what made Jeremy think that this tattoo woman was qualified to do that kind of work. Kelly asks if you can wear a condom with it and Jeremy says that you only have to worry about taking it off. Pugs wonders if it hurt and Jeremy says not really. Pugs wants to know what kind of woman is into this. Jeremy says a lot of women want to see it. They think it's for the circus appeal. Jeremy gets dumped again. Kelly wants to know who thought that this was a good idea. Who looked at a penis and decided that it needed a spike through it. Pugs is shocked that this is such a mainstream act that they can have an article written about it in a mainstream magazine and devote a segment on their show to it.
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They discuss if you'd rather sit by Bill Murray or Ashley Judd at a college basketball game. THe results are in the insta-poll section of the website.
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