Pugs does the line-up and wonders if it's "love lines" or "love line" Kelly informs him that there is only one line. The interns aren't there today. Angela, thing 1, called in and said her friend's kid is sick. Sybil doesn't like that excuse but they discuss it. Kelly points out that Angela has come in with a concussion and thinks that she can get away with this. Melissa, thing 2, is down to two days a week and it's her last week. Pugs remembers the good old days when people would turn a blind eye to intern slavery. Kelly had a good weekend aside from a dead Pope. She finds it sad. Pugs isn't sad because the Pope was in pain. He rmeinds us how active the Pope used to be. He thinks it will be weird when we see a new Pope that can actually walk around. Kelly wants a new church. They lured her with promises of liberal views on divorce and singles. They were cool but one week an older priest damned divorcees. He told all the damn kids that they were going to burn in hell. I'm sure he also told them to get off his lawn. Kelly doesn't mind being damned as long as there is hope in the end. Her church didn't even bring up the pope until the prayers for the sick and dead dudes. Eric's church was pope-lite too. Pugs became pooped on Pope around 2 pm yesterday. Pugs and kelly thought it was weird to see his body on TV. Pugs thought they dressed him up like Santa.

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Kelly is disappointed in the amount of Catholics that didn't go to church over the weekends. Pugs went but not during mass. He's not going until mass is more fun. He thinks it should be no longer than 45 minutes and Kelly informs him that it's longer in Texas. Of course, we're all longer down here! Woooooo Double entendre! Pugs knew 3 kids that used to want to be priest. They were the weirdo outsiders that got made fun of a lot. Pugs and Kelly don't want their children to become priests. Kelly wouldn't want her kids to tell her how to be a better person. Pugs brings up how some guy is starting a company to try to enlist men to be flight attendants. The man warns people that they shouldn't be expecting to hook up with all the female flight attendants. Pugs and Kelly agree that they assume all male flight attendants are gay. Eric says that he wouldn't mind being a flight attendant. Rich calls in to say that a male flight attendant would hook up with a lot of lonely female flight attendant. Pugs thinks that the females would be too busy banging business men and pilots. He complains about how ugly and piggish flight attendants have become. The guy doing the company/website also suggests working at Burger King instead of college. That's good. I always preach aiming low. A guy calls in to say that he was a male flight attendant and he married a lady flight attendant. OK, good to know. Larry calls in to wonder why it's gay to be a flight attendant but not gay to be a waiter. Pugs and Kelly agree that waiters for classy joints are queerish. A guy calls in to remind us that JD Ryan was a flight attendant for American Airlines. Pugs wouldn't want to be trapped in a metal tube with a bunch bitch dramatic women but he admits he could be a flight attendant. HE also points out that there is a built in Alpha-male, the pilot. He doesn't think that a flight attendant could use a urinal next to a pilot and Kelly reminds him that they sit down to pee. A guy calls in to say that it's Hollywood's fault for portraying male flight attendants as macho sex symbols. Pugs doesn't recall a movie every portraying a male flight attendant as anything but a flaming homosexual. He then recalls that he's never seen a movie about flight attendants. Kelly brings up how you become the flight attendants bitch. Pugs points out that you pay 700 bucks a pop to be submissive and sit in a small seat.

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Pugs would like to thank the Royal family for postponing the wedding. Kelly thought they could do the wedding and the funeral but now sees the fault in that plan. Pugs wonders how you can have sex with the kids around. Kelly suggests leaving the TV on. That way you can attribute any strange noise to the TV. Pugs complains that kids don't knock. Kelly brings up how kids will yell under the door when you have it shut. Pugs explains how something goes away when there is a kid interruption. Pugs was trying to get a piece on Sunday morning. Tammy's youngest child was watching cartoons and coloring. Pugs explains that he's not the most agile of people and being interrupted by a kid is an unpleasant attempt to hide. Kelly tells him that's what locks are for and Pugs lets us know that there is no lock on Tammy's room. Pugs tells us that Tammy complained that he fell asleep. He wanted Tammy wanted to initiate. Kelly wonders about the definition of initiation and he explains that he means "grabbing it". Tammy fell asleep before him and he figured that he'd just sleep too. The next day she was pissed and told him that he should have woke her up. During their Sunday session, they decided to barricade the door. She managed to get in at the worse possible moment. Pugs likes the single style sex that they have at his place and complains about the single mom sex they have at her house. Pugs ran into the closet with a blanket at the moment of invasion. He assures us that she saw nothing. He doesn't know how people with kids can have a normal sexual relationship. Kelly brings up the "clean your room" method. You send a kid to clean their room and do your thing. The child won't want to do it and they'll take all day. They'll be afraid to leave the room too.

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