Pugs & Kelly Live: Blog

Pugs thinks San Antonio and Detroit are stinky. He thinks that Bill Walton won't enjoy the downtime. Kelly reminds Pugs that the river walk was in San Antonio. Pugs points out that he peed in the river walk. Kelly is wearing a shirt. The shirt is related to the destruction to all the relationships she's ever had. It probably says "I hate you, I hope you die". That'd totally piss me off.

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Kelly explains that she's wearing her most comfortable free shirt. It says "Mr. Clean". It's supports cleaning. Pugs' shirt is from target. Kelly reminds us that she's a divorced mother of two. Kelly points out that single moms are very busy. She tells us that she learned at baker's square "if you have time to lean, you got time to clean". She learned "beware of the man with the black face" at Baskin Robbins from the Korean owner. That's what I hate about Koreans. They're so bigoted. Dirty dirty dirty bigots. Kelly says that yesterday she actually sat down and relaxed with TV. Kelly explains that she's always having to do something. Pugs complains that he has to take the dog out twice between 5 PM and 12 am. He thinks it sucks. Kelly says that she got depressed and lost her energy before Thanksgiving. It lasted until the new year. Pugs wonders if Kelly is about to admit that she switched to coke. Pugs didn't notice a difference in her but notes that he's a big slug. He compares himself to a big giant heft bag filled with lime jello. Kelly explains that it was the "Kelly time" that suffered. Kelly explains that she felt as if she was carrying a 70 pound load every where she went. She didn't know what was wrong. She thinks she was sad but not really sad. She had no feelings. She decided that she had to quit smoking. Joe calls in an attempts to be a douche bag but his cell phone craps out. She decided that she should take wellbutrin to help her quit smoking. It changed her life. She felt like her old self. She feels balanced again. She started to take them a couple of weeks before the grammys. Pugs hasn't noticed a change and explains that he thought she was delightful the entire time. Pugs wonders if it gives you a buzz. Kelly tells him that it doesn't give a buzz. Pugs doesn't see why you should take it then. He thinks that Tammy ha helped him with his manic depression. Kelly has noticed that about Pugs. She hates the idea that she took pills because she was crazy but she feels normal again. Pugs points out that they believe in better living through pharmaceuticals. Kelly tells us that she didn't want to be on anti-depressants. She's also dating a guy that thinks taking medication is weak. He even thinks that taking ambien for sleep is silly. He believes that you should learn to deal.... while you're learning how to deal, you end up losing your job and alienating yourself from all your friends....

I'll deal with my problems while taking the pills, thank you. It's true. Depression is over-diagnosed. It makes people like me, with real problems instead of some stupid residual teenage angst bull crap that they still harbor, look silly. I'm a better person on pills. I'm happier. I have focus. I commit less crimes. I'd love to just say "toughen up" and get rid of all the things that have stuck by me for all of my life but that's unrealistic. Some of the things that I went through are things that nobody should be forced to go through. They will not just go away. I've accepted the fact that I have to live with it. I've accepted the fact that I have to live. In order for me to keep up in any kind of way, I have to take these pills. I guess modern medicine is crapping all over Darwinism. I suppose I'd be considered one of the "weak" that should perish. But I'm here, I like beer, get used to it. The pills give me life. The therapy gives me comfort. The liquor gives me personality and low standards. I think it's the holy trinity of better living but that's just me. If it's good enough for Tony Soprano then it's good enough for me.

Oh, and sometimes I do things like THIS and THIS just for fun.

ANYWHOOSEL.
Kelly left her bottle out and he picked it up. He looked at it and put it down. She wonders if it's better if she tells him exactly why she took the pills or just bury her head.

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Pugs wonders if Kelly has ever flipped out. Kelly tells us that she tried to throw things at Jesus Dave but she realizes know that it's probably not wise to throw things at people that think they're Jesus. PUgs thinks that there have been a few stories in the news that contain folks that could use some wellbutrin. He points to the chick that ran away from Texas A&M and never spoke to her mother. They thought she disappeared. Seven years later, they find out she's working in a Sam's Club in Kentucky. Man, that sucks. Pugs also bringsu p the runaway bride, Jennifer Wilbanks. They have the tape of the FBI interogation. She tries to sell him on the whole "Mexican white van" thing. He breaks her easily and she admits that she was just stressed about her wedding plans. Pugs thinks that everything the FBI agent says could be accented with "psssssh". Pugs explains that he has a friend that "flips out" by disappearing a few days later. Amy calls in to say that she's bi-polar. Amy's story is kind of boring so I'll tell you some. One time my sister flipped out and stabbed me. She then did this two more times. One time, I turned all the water on in my dorm and left. I then slept at a parking garage in my car for two days. I only got up to smoke more weed. I was in my beater Nissan in the hot San Antonio summer sun, becoming funkier and funkier. I don't like being smelly and sticky. I finally left the garage when those damn two day munchies became too much. I then bought a bunch of hot pockets. The hot pockets made it OK. Pugs says that he has sat in his car in his garage. He just sat their thinking about turning on the engine. He tells us that he brought his dog in there because his dog and him are a team. Rob calls in to say that he did what Pugs did every day for 8 weeks. He stayed in his car for 4 hours a day. He finally realized that he should just get divorced. It got him out of the car and ended the depression. Leslie calls in to say that she surrounds herself with people that are bi-polar. Her husband, her best friends, and Pugs and Kelly are all prone to depression. Maybe Leslie ruins everyone's lives. Leslie says that her ex-roommate used to freak out, take all the appliances, put them in the car, and run away. She would do this every 6 months. Tom calls in to say that when he beat a school bully within an inch of his life the day after his father told his family that he was leaving.

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