Eric saw Batman Begins on Imax last night. He gives it thumbs up. Eric says that his girlfriend is unhappy with him and is done with him. Pugs calls BS because he thinks Eric wouldn't bring it up so casually on the air. Eric reveals that he's been focusing on work more than their relationship and it's been bothering her. She's told him that she doesn't think it's working out a few times. Pugs doesn't think that's good. Pugs doesn't think that he should give her the satisfaction of being hung up. Kelly thinks that Pugs wouldn't follow that advice. Eric says that she might be waiting until they go to Hawaii. Eric then takes it back. He ten points out that he'd probably do that. Pugs doesn't think that she's that type of person. Kelly points out that she pays for most of the stuff in their relationship. Eric thinks that fact is annoying her. He explains that there are nice things that she wants to do but she can't do it because he can't afford to come along. He adds that she's also having dreams about cheating on him. Kelly wonders why you'd tell someone that and Eric says that it was her way of saying "straighten up". Eric complains that the problem is that he's focusing on his career. He says that this came to a boiling point, last night. He didn't invite her to the screening and she was upset. He doesn't think that she wanted to hang out at his events. Pugs thinks that he needs to decide if he should focus on his career or his relationship. Pugs and Kelly agree that she might be trying to get him to react. Kelly reminds us that she tried that with her husband. She points out that she told him that he might be happier if he dated other people and he told her that it's not necessarily true. Pugs wonders if she's coming to this party they have tonight and Eric says no. Pugs then asks if he even invited her and Eric says no. Eric didn't know that he could bring a guest. Some guy calls in to say that the problem is that Eric isn't good in the sack. He recalls the commercials he did for Boston Medical Group. Pugs reminds him that his problem was fixed thanks to Boston Medical Group so the sex isn't the problem. Eric lets us know that their sex life is good. I had a few errands to run but yeah...

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Pugs reads an e-mail for a Human Growth and Development. Since it's so long, I'll just rewrite it more concisely....

Yo P and K,

My boyfriend's brother tried to kiss all over me when we were both drunk. My boyfriend was passed out because he's a drunkard. I don't know what to do. They live together. What up with that?

See? quick and easy.... just like me.

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They recap the e-mail. Kelly points out that the brother was assaulting her. Kelly thinks you tell the brother but Pugs disagrees. He thinks that if you should confront the little brother but there is no need to cause unnecessary tension. Kelly thinks that you run the risk of getting the little brother to tell the older brother that she came onto him. She believes that if you hold off and he finds out later, it'll be worse. Pugs thinks that the two brothers would end up killing each other. Kelly doesn't trust the little brother. Randy calls in and uses 2 minutes to say that she agrees with Pugs. Haley calls in to say that she thinks that she should sit down with both of them and put all the cards on the table. Hopefully, the cards won't be shoved in the little brother's throat in an attempt to murder him. Sarah calls in to say that she should tell the boyfriend because the little brother might blame her. Pugs thinks that all these women are being conspiracy theory following drama queens Les, the expert on everything, calls in to say that if the older brother confronts her about it then she could just say that she was too drunk to remember. She can also add, "I'm sure that he didn't get anywhere".

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Pugs and Kelly are having technical difficulties again. They were at the races all weekend. Eric has the national enquirer calling him about a picture he took. Pugs smells BS and wants to check Eric's phone. Kelly assures Pugs that they called him while she was with him. Pugs explains that he got a picture that no other photographer got and now everyone wants it. Pugs doesn't see any incoming calls. Mark calls in to ask if the picture is of Danica Patrick going to the porta-potties. Pugs says that Eric got a picture of her coming out of the porta-potty right before the race. He tells us that her mother was shooing away all the photographers. He loves how she was able to shame a lot of the scum bag photographers. Eric brags that he has video of Danica's mom and sister shooting him dirty looks. Pugs and Eric were in the pits for the race. Eric has some audio of Buddy Rice and his crew freaking out about their car. They curse a lot and one of the guys complains that cursing at him won't help things. Man, what a pansy. Pugs has a thing for Danica's sister. He says that he kept taking really inappropriate pictures of her with his cell phone. He thinks that she's hotter than Danica.

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Pugs brings up the Playa Del Carmen trip. He tells everyone that he talked to one of the Dallas Margarita Society guys and hey told him that tomorrow might be the last day you can sign up for the trip. He may be able to hold off until Friday though. Kelly has a problem concerning the trip. Her boyfriend can't go. She says that her girlfriends can't because they're gay. Her boyfriend claims that it's like going with a guy. It is I guess, except for that whole vagina and breast thing. Pugs wonders if Rob thinks that Kelly is one drink away from being a lesbian. Pugs doesn't understand this logic. Rob calls in to defend himself. Rob says that he would compete with a guy. He doesn't have anything to battle a lesbian with. Well, maybe you could be better at softball or something. Rob says that she's been getting recruited by other team often. Pugs doesn't understand Kelly's fascination with the alternative lifestyles because all her friends are lesbians. Kelly defends herself by saying that one friend didn't start out as one of them. She caught the gay in mid friendship. Kelly thinks that Lesby Jenn is the only one that really tries to recruit. Kelly would rather have Rob leave her for another man because then it isn't her fault. Pugs would think that it would be crushing for his ego if his girlfriend found a man to replace him.

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A guy e-mails to point out that Kelly couldn't be a lesbian because she doesn't like getting oral. Kelly says that she recently flipped on this on account of several good experiences. Pugs wonders if it's because the old boyfriend couldn't do it properly. Pugs wonders if it's ok to continue if the donut is glazed. Kelly thinks that it's up to the man but she prefers him to frost the donut. Pugs tells us that when he was in Austin, he was making love to his girlfriend. During the session, his phone kept ringing. Eventually the person calling decided to text him. Pugs figured that he could pull off the loving and texting at the same time. Pugs says that it ruined the mood completely. He finished fine but she didn't. The donut remained unfrosted. Kelly has answered the phone during sex. Pugs' friends have all answered. Eric says that he called Pugs when he was having sex and he answered. Eric reenacts it. It's kind of gross. There has been a study that researched this. Germany was rated high in the phone answering during sex thing. Spain is second. Pugs is surprised because he always thinks of the latin lover. Kelly thinks that the English probably don't answer the phone because she can't picture them having sex. Pugs can't picture them having cellphones there. They remind us that Benny Hill and those Monty Python boys never had cell phones. Italians are least likely to answer the phone.

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Jason wins a chance to win a trip to playa del carmen. Yep this segment was that short.

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SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

1. Hillary Clinton is considering legal action after an author has claimed that Chelsea was conceived after Bill CLinton raped Hillary. Hillary is super pissed.

2. The mother of the missing Alabama teen in Aruba is saying that she knows that three men that are in custody know what happened to the daughter.
Pugs thinks that rich punk kid has that James Spader date rape quality. He thinks that the three guys were planning on gang banging her and it went bad. Man, who hasn't been there?

3. Barbara Walters' comments about being uncomfortable seeing a woman breast feed on a plane has cause some trouble with some boob milk providers. They're planning a nurse-in at a local Starbucks.
Kelly reminds us that you're not suppose to nurse at a Starbucks.

4. The Jesus window in th e Fort Worth Apartment complex was broken in three pieces after it was trying to be moved to a church.
Pugs wonders if that part of Fort Worth had a lot of lepers and whores because those are Jesus' people. Norm calls in to say that it broke into three pieces because it symbolizes the holy trinity. Pugs and Kelly wonder if leprosy is still around. Pugs doesn't think it's around. He wonders how many cases have been in Iowa because that would be a good indicator.

5. More waiting for the Michael Jackson jurors.

6. Destiny's Child is breaking up.

7. Scarlett Johanson likes to bang in cars.

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