I can't record the show for a while. I wrote down a ton of notes though. It's been a long time since I did a show with no recording and all notes so I don't know how this is going to turn out. Especially now that I'm busier during the show than I was a year or so ago.
Kelly is falling apart. She blames her new boyfriend because ever since she met him, she's had nothing but health issues. She has been jogging with her bad ankle. Everyone thinks she's crazy. Pugs thinks Kelly needs to get off her ass and see Dr. Moon. Kelly tried but he's on vacation. Kelly then called Dr. Schwartz and Pugs remembers that he's a real doctor too. She asked him if he knew anything about doctors and he said that he can't diagnose her over the phone. She said that she'd come in but stressed that she was worried that this would be a waste of time. She wanted to make sure that he knew what he was talking about. Pugs thinks it's funny that she was calling out a doctor. Pugs says that he can put a boob on her ankle. Kelly is worried because she never had any real sports injuries. Pugs notices that she's standing on one leg and she has a wrap. Kelly says that Dr. Schwartz's diagnosis was that she had a jacked up ankle. Really, technical there doc. Emil offered to get her ankle x-rayed at his place. He has one of those places. Eric reminds her that she's going to Mexico so she has to work out. Kelly has to run today. Pugs suggests that she should take it easy and reminds her that he is the king of the injured ankles. Kelly doesn't know what to do and promises to do her best to not do anything for the day. She complains that she's in real pain and Dr. Schwartz refuses to write her a pain prescription. Pugs reminds her that she's not Elvis and he won't just give her pills because she's famous. Kelly explains that she's going to try some covert ways to get pain medication. Pugs wonders if she's going to get into the drug world to get pain killers. His girlfriend has pain killers and has been on them for 2 weeks. Kelly proclaims that she needs pain killers. All the doctor did was wrap her and tell her to keep it elevated. She thinks it's crap because it doesn't do anything but save her a trip to the store for some ace bandages. Kelly just now checked in with her other doctor and got her situation handled. It's about friggin' time. Pugs wants to know the doctor. Kelly says that he still has med school to finish and probably college in general.
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I can't record the show for a while. I wrote down a ton of notes though. It's been a long time since I did a show with no recording and all notes so I don't know how this is going to turn out. Especially now that I'm busier during the show than I was a year or so ago.
Kelly is falling apart. She blames her new boyfriend because ever since she met him, she's had nothing but health issues. She has been jogging with her bad ankle. Everyone thinks she's crazy. Pugs thinks Kelly needs to get off her ass and see Dr. Moon. Kelly tried but he's on vacation. Kelly then called Dr. Schwartz and Pugs remembers that he's a real doctor too. She asked him if he knew anything about doctors and he said that he can't diagnose her over the phone. She said that she'd come in but stressed that she was worried that this would be a waste of time. She wanted to make sure that he knew what he was talking about. Pugs thinks it's funny that she was calling out a doctor. Pugs says that he can put a boob on her ankle. Kelly is worried because she never had any real sports injuries. Pugs notices that she's standing on one leg and she has a wrap. Kelly says that Dr. Schwartz's diagnosis was that she had a jacked up ankle. Really, technical there doc. Emil offered to get her ankle x-rayed at his place. He has one of those places. Eric reminds her that she's going to Mexico so she has to work out. Kelly has to run today. Pugs suggests that she should take it easy and reminds her that he is the king of the injured ankles. Kelly doesn't know what to do and promises to do her best to not do anything for the day. She complains that she's in real pain and Dr. Schwartz refuses to write her a pain prescription. Pugs reminds her that she's not Elvis and he won't just give her pills because she's famous. Kelly explains that she's going to try some covert ways to get pain medication. Pugs wonders if she's going to get into the drug world to get pain killers. His girlfriend has pain killers and has been on them for 2 weeks. Kelly proclaims that she needs pain killers. All the doctor did was wrap her and tell her to keep it elevated. She thinks it's crap because it doesn't do anything but save her a trip to the store for some ace bandages. Kelly just now checked in with her other doctor and got her situation handled. It's about friggin' time. Pugs wants to know the doctor. Kelly says that he still has med school to finish and probably college in general.
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I was filling out a bank deposit during this and trying to write notes. It was Tom Cruise talk and I guess I zoned out cause I barely wrote anything. I pretty much just wrote "Pugs and Kelly still think Tom Cruise is crazy" over and over. "Scientology is for dummies" was written out too.
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Pugs brings up how audio of the BTK killer was all over the TV last night. He told the court how he killed his victims. He was speaking very candidly and had no remorse in his tone. People are now wondering why he was allowed this to be televised. Pugs thinks he was bragging. They play a clip of this. Pugs brings up how Anderson Cooper, who seemed like a nice guy, had the son of one of the victims on his show. He had a mullet and looked grubby. You then hear the story and feel sorry for him. He saw his mother murdered by the BTK killer. They play a clip of him describing it. He said that the killer asked if his parents were home. He told him that his mother was sick in bed. Pugs thinks that's a bad thing to say to a stranger at the door. The killer then came in, pulled down the blinds, and pulled out his gun. Anderson Cooper plays the clip of the killer explaining his mother's murder for the victim to relive. What a douche bag. He keeps doing it to him.
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SYBILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!
1. The 16 year old boy that was attacked by a shark yesterday, has to get his leg amputated.
Pugs and Kelly agree that sucks pretty hard. Pugs brings up how the little girl that was killed was so beautiful.
2. John Walton, the heir of Wal Mart, died in a experimental airplane crash. He was the 11th richest dude around.
Pugs says that Montana and Wyoming is the same thing. Some lady calls in to say that they're not the same because Wyoming sucks. Everyone agrees that she's crazy. Kelly says that Maine and Texas aren't the same.
2. Some girl wrote a book about Princess Diana. She claims that she slept with JFK Jr and she tried cocaine. The author was Diana's personal energy healer.
Pugs thinks it's pretty bad when a person with a crap job mocks you with a book. It's really easy to make things up about two dead people.
3. There was a fire at the Biblical Art Center in Dallas. They play a clip of MSNBC.
Paco chimes in by saying that it's good because he hates paintings of Noah loading animals into the arc.
4. In Ohio, a 49 year old died after sun bathing. She was living in a nursing home. Apparently it's really hot all over the place.
Kelly wonders how people settled Texas without air conditioning because it most have been ridiculously hot. Little known Texas History Fact: the settlers of Fort Worth were equipped with window units.
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Pugs wants the link for the online streaming to be on the front page of the Pugs and Kelly website. I handle it and get quickly rewarded with a little plug for
Teamwilco. Sybil's room is finally getting the heater fixed. It's always too cold in there. Kelly points out that this building was built right after the salves were freed. They've had the same air conditioning system since the building has been built. They now have a new one and to prove it, they've had it at 42 degrees. Everyone is happy with the temperature. Pugs thinks it's a bit humid. Kelly doesn't want to complain because it'll just make it worse. Kelly hurt her ankle. Pugs plays the violin for Kelly. She hurt it and decided that it wouldn't keep her from finishing her run. Pugs wonders if this is a way for her to score more pills. Kelly wants to visit a chiropractor but wouldn't turn down any pills people offer her. She wonders if a brace could work. Kelly fought all weekend. She thinks the moral of the story is to not stand next to bikini models for a long time when you're with your boyfriend. She points out that comparisons always get made and she never wins. Pugs reminds her that she has other things that makes her better and Kelly points out that she can score concert tickets. Pugs almost got beaten up at the lizard lounge on Friday night. A bouncer almost beat him down for saying hello to Jesse Jane. The Bouncer pushed him into the wall and told him not to touch him. The Summer Kick Off at Sneaky Pete's was on Friday. Kelly couldn't get drunk. Pugs felt bad being out there all day. Kelly was outside for 12 hours. Pugs wonders if the sun does something to you where you don't realize how drunk you get. Kelly notes that Pugs was hammered and he blames it on the sun. He gets five times drunker outside than he does indoors. He complains that hot tubs mess him up pretty bad too. Eric got yelled at during the bikini contest for making a mention of gonzo porn. Wow, what kind of crap is that? It was to get it to be more interesting to the drunken crowd. Pugs wonders who the hell that lady was that was on stage with them. Everyone agrees that she ruined the contest. Kelly thinks that she had to ruin everyone's good lines and banter with boring talk. Pugs points out that she started to promote other radio stations. Eric lets everyone know that it was not a good demonstration of Live 105.3 bikini contest fun. Kelly says that she watched her mouth because she realized that it was still sunny outside. She figured that kids were still around. She thinks that she was borderline when she told everyone that boys will like you if you drink. She hopes she didn't screw with any little girl's sexual development.
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It's now time for the Pugs and Kelly institute for Human Growth and Development. Kelly sings a song from Jesus Christ Superstar. She then prays for all the people in the world and protest an abortion clinic. Go Jesus. This guy e-mails with his problem. HE's dating a girl who he says is the hottest girl he's ever had. The problem is that she tends to drink too much at functions. He's even had to carry her home a few times. Recently at a party, she feel into the pool and then refused to get out. She was completely dressed. She was wearing a skirt and the pool was fully lit. Everyone saw the "what's happening". All his guy friends like her but she claims that their wives and girlfriends are bitchy to her. She explained that their the reason why she drinks at these things. Pugs points out that most of the time, the guy's friends become the couple's friends. Sybil says that her and Drago normally go out with his friends. Kelly and Chicago Rob normally hung out with his friends but now he's adopted her friends as his friends. Pugs notes that a lot of girls are mean to new pretty girls. Kelly wonders if he means stripper pretty or regular pretty. Pugs and Kelly admit that they drink in awkward situations. They all confess that they drink before they go on stage. A guy calls in to say that he thinks that the girl wants to be the center of attention and wants the guys' attention. Pugs lets everyone know that every guy pays attention to the really drunk hot chick. Pugs thinks that age should play a role in this. A 23 year old girl doing this is normal and a 33 year old doing this is just sad. A guy calls in to say that women are just cold to cute girls. Pugs thinks that ugly fat girls get it easier from the same sex because they're not a threat. Kent calls in to say that he dated a girl that was a pole dancer. His friends' girlfriends all hated her so he dropped his friends. He hung out with her friends, who were all guys, and they all hated her. They just also happened to be her clients. They ended their relationship with no friends. Pugs thinks it's hard being beautiful. He thinks that he girls will change over some time and suggests that it's a hazing period. He tells the e-mailer to wait a while until she's acclimated into the group.
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Pugs tells us that last night, the Discovery Channel did a show about the top 100 greatest Americans. Here is a link to the top 25
HERE It was a viewer voting show. It's kind of like American Idol. IT's Great American Idol. Pugs says that three Armstrongs are on the list. Louis, Lance, and Neil all made the 100. KElly wonders why Lance is a great American. THey play a clip of him bitching about an old lady beating him on an old bike. Pugs tells her that's why he's a great American. He then lets her know that he's kidding and doesn't get it either. They admit that he triumphed over hard times but that doesn't mean that you're a great American. I'm sure he's a great American citizen but I don't think he should be put in the same boat as Lincoln, Washington, Kennedy, or MLK. Hell, he'd be on the beach with his cancer ball listening to some crappy Jimmy Buffet song. Pugs thinks that Americans only care about what's going on in the past 5 years because they had Dr. Phil and Brett Farve on the list. Kelly wonders why people would do that and Pugs says that it's because they're stupid. PUgs names some Texas heroes that aren't on the list, David Crockett, Sam Houston... hey hey, what about Michael Irvin?....
Number 5 is Ben Franklin.
Kelly loves Ben Franklin even though he's a wife cheater.
Number 4 is George Washington.
Pugs thinks that the whole reason we exist is because of Washington. He thinks that he's a top 2 ranking.
3. Martin Luther King JR.
They can't argue that one. He's a great guy.
2. Abraham Lincoln
He reunited the country. Pugs pointed out that Lincoln got murdered for making his good decisions. Kelly wonders if FDR could have been number one then because he pulled the country out of the worst depression.
They play the clip. It really does sound like American Idol complete with the douche bag music and the screaming kids.
1. Ronald Reagan.
Everyone thinks this is stupid. Kelly likes Reagan but doesn't think that he's higher than all those other guys. Pugs doesn't think that anybody from the last 20 years because the history hasn't proved their importance. Pugs and Kelly wonder if his death helped his popularity. Charles calls in to wonder where JFK was listed. Pugs doesn't remember. It's 16. Kelly brings up how Truman ended World War II. He didn't make the top 25. Robert calls in to remind us that Ronald Reagan did something in the 80s to keep us out of something. Pugs points out that nobody even really knows what he did and thinks that it really is that he died last year. Pugs says that he was credited with ending the cold war. He definitely had a hand in that but the war was fading away by then. A lady calls in to wonder why Thomas Jefferson wasn't up there and reminds us that he wrote a little something called The Declaration of Independence. I bet his problem is that he was on the two dollar bill and nobody uses those. Kelly says that I just said that Reagan and the Pope couldn't have ended the cold war. I'm so confused by 24 hour news channels. Pugs says that everywhere but America credits the Pope. Michelle calls in to say that Harry Truman called a congressman the N word. Pugs thinks it's OK for people from back there to use that word. Some guy that is angry calls in to say that Reagan brought in the end of the cold war. Pugs reminds the caller that a lot of people think that the end of the cold war started when JFK stood up to them in the Cuban Missile Crisis. The caller disagrees. Pugs thinks the caller's problems is that he hasn't picked up a history book. History hasn't judged Ronald Reagan yet but they have seen the effects that Lincoln, Washington, and Jefferson have had on the country. The caller makes some high pitched stupid shriek and manages to spit out that Pugs is a moron devoid of intellect. And this is where my recording screws up. The file seems OK. It's rather early for me, 1:44 AM so I'll jack with it to try to see the problem. Hopefully I'll get it done. But I will leave you with this for the time. This discussion is just like people saying that Ben Gordon and Kurt Hinrich are more important to the history of the Chicago Bulls than Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan. Sure, Reagan might have helped lead the bulls to a playoff with solid play with his high APG and sweet game clutching jump shots but Washington and Lincoln made this game what it is today. They won 6 titles. Go America!
yep, can't fix it.
