| Snot or Not. |
| If you're having sex with somebody and start snotting on them, do you finish or stop? Results: 11-7 Winner: snot it up baby. |
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| Battle of the "Why am I Still Awake" Stars. |
| Who's better? Craig Kilburn or Conan O' Brien? Results: 4-2 Winner: Conan O' Brien... the masterbating bear thanks you. |
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| Dark Angel VS Alias |
| Who's the hotter dork icon? Jessica Alba or Jennifer Garner? Results: 6-4 Winner: Jessica Alba... nice ass lady. |
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| Sex Toys... Should They Stay or Should They Go? |
| If you buy sex toys with your girlfriend should they stay at your house or should she take them with her? Results: 6-4 Winner: Buy a nice display case guys... don't want to have your cake toppers thrown about sloppily. |
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| Real Doll... Would You? |
| If there is a real doll in the room and you're.. in the mood for love... would you bone it? Results: 8-2 Winner: Give it to it like a caveman... ooga booga baby. |
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| Is Herpes a Deal Breaker? |
| If you had the chance to sleep with a hot piece of ass and they had herpes... would you? Results: 5-1 Winner: Herpes is bad for Texas... no go. |
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| Gay for Pay? |
| If a guy walked up to you and offered you $100,000 for you to pretend to be a hoover... would you go gay for pay? Results: 7-3 Winner: Hope you got a mint and don't spend all that cash on candy. |
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| Marry Brittany Spears? |
| If Brittany Spears asked you to run away for a weekend and marry
her, would you leave your girlfriend for a bit to do it? You know
it won't last that long.... so would you? Results: 7-3 Winner: Goin' to the chapel and we're... gonna get married. |
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| Did Metro Aaron C-Block Down Under Wayne? |
| Down Under Wayne accused Metro Aaron of C-blocking him. We
heard the details on the air from both sides... is Aaron a guy code
violator? Results: 6-4 Winner: Australians all let us rejoice...For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil... Our home is girt by sea.... Aaron dissed the Wayne. |
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| Short and Horrible or Long and Shadey? |
| As a modern American man, would you rather have the typical American
5-10 year marriage that ends in bitter divorce or... would you rather
be like your grandparents, together through thick and thin forever but
every now and then the guy takes a mistress. Results: 13-3 Winner: Gramps is gettin' the strange baby! (long term with mistresses) |
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| Texting on a Monday Night... |
| Did Pugs violate the guy code for texting with his "lady friend" during guy's football night out? Results: 6-2 Winner: Pugs was totally guilty of a guy code violation. |
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| Kobe Violated Shaq. |
| Kobe narced on the Shaq attack. Did Kobe violate the guy code? Results- 4124851345-0 winner: Kobe is a bitch and Shaq should bury his giant boot in his ass. |
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| Ashton getting "punk'd" by Coyotes. |
| If you saw Ashton Kutcher being mauled by a pack of Coyotes... do you help? results: 6-2 winner: help the coyotes... Ashton is a tool anyway. I think Pugs read my dream journal again... |
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| Dirty Dogs... |
| Do you let the dog watch you "make whoopee"? results: 8-1 Winner: Sorry pooch... no can do. |
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| Sex with the baby... |
| Your baby is sleeping in your room. Do you engage in sexual acts in the same room?(not with the kid... you sick eff) results: 8-7 winner: no boom boom in the room room. |
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| TIMBER!!!!! |
| Hey ladies... do you want to know if a guy takes viagra to be with you? results: 5-2 winner: Chicks don't care if you let them know if you're on the viagra
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| Houston Teams |
| Can DFWians cheer for the Houston Astros? Results: 6-6 winner: eh... ties suck. TIE BREAKER: She says no.... winner: Go Cardinals! Screw the Astros. |
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| Private Dancer... dancing for money |
| Kelly was asked if she was a stripper by a member of the Killers. Is that a compliment or an insult? Results: 8-6 Winner: Girls like being mistaken for strippers. |
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| Kelly needs some. |
| Should Kelly sleep with Chicago Rob? Results: 6-4 Winner: Lucky Chicago Rob is going to get a peice. |
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| Hey Ladies! |
| Guys or lesbians, do you prefer a woman that looks better in clothes or a woman that looks better naked? Results: 5-4 Winner: Clothes make the woman |
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| Angelina Fun Time |
Would you let Angelina Jolie tie you up?
Would you let Angelina Jolie tie you up?
Results: 6- some guy named Chris who obviously doesn't have a penis.
Winner: Angelina will have her way with you.
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| Hotel Buddies |
You're sharing a hotel room with your buddy.. Would you bring a girl back to the hotel room?
Results: 7-1
Winner: It's ok to bring a chick back. Kelly is disappointed in
her audience and thinks they're all losers. She's embarrassed
that she's raising her children in this environment. |
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| Who should help? |
Lady friend and a girlfriend blew a tire in the middle of the night on
her car. Who should help them? The boyfriend who's watching
sports center or the husband watching the kids at home?
Results: 7-3
Winner: It's the boyfriend's responsibility.. Pugs won't let you "morons" influence him. |
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| On the Couch or On the Road? |
Kelly had Chicago Rob come over to take her to the Down Under Pub and
Grub. Afterward, he asked to stay on the couch and she said
no. She says that if it were Will or Cody (somebody that she
wasn't romantically interested in) then she would have let him.
Results: 6-1
Winner: Kelly was being a responsible mother by not letting Chicago Rob sleep on the couch. |
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| Shower or Bowel Movement: Which is better? |
Would you rather have somebody, who you're dating, watch you take a shower or drop a deuce?
Results: 8-1
Winner: Shower, once again, Pugs is freaking weird. |
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| Following the Cheater |
Do you follow somebody you suspect is cheating on you?
Results: 9-2
Winner: It's ok to follow... you bunch of crazies |
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| Fried Chicken |
You're in a room full of black people and you want fried chicken. Knowing the stereotypes, do you ask?
Results: 8-3
Winner: It's ok to ask. |
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| Ass or Cash? |
Which would rather have? Sex once a week or a $50,000 raise with sex once a month?
Results: 11-1
Winners: Hold that honey... I need the money ( I can't believe I wrote that.. shoot me)
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| Who Would You SIt With? |
If you were at a college basketball game, would you rather sit with Bill Murray or Ashley Judd?
Results: 4-3
Winner: Ashley Judd's jugs win out. |
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| Gavin's Gay Drink |
Is it gay to order the same drink as your girlfriend if it's a "foo foo" drink?
Results: 6-0
Winner: That's totally gay. |
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| Jessica and Lindsay bitch fight. |
Who would win in a fist fight, Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Simpson?
Results: 4 to 3
Winner: Jessica knocks out Lindsay. |
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| Shraks, Bears, and Lions... oh my. |
Would you rather be mauled by a bear, a lion, or a shark?
Results: Sharks: 5 Bears: 2 Lions: 1
Winner: People like being eaten by the shark. It's probably cause it's trendy. |
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| Rescue Me or Entourage? |
Which show is the better guy TV show? Rescue Me or Entourage?
Results: 6-3
Winner: Rescue Me, Everyone loves a bleeding Jesus. |
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| This one was so stupid... I'm ashamed to even post it. |
If Pugs has a child, can he give it the same name as his ex-wife?
Results: 8-4
Winner: Pugs can't name his child after his ex-wife.
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| Hanging on your Boyfriend |
Do you mind your girlfriend hanging on you in public?
Results: 9-2
Winners: Hang on the boys, ladies. |
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| Pregnant chicks. |
Are pregnant chicks hot?
Results: 10-5
Winner: Apparently, beach balls with bastard offspring inside of them are hot. Whatever.
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